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[Music]

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i didn't expect this place to be crowded

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with so many people

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and some of their dance moves my God i

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can barely contain myself

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i think I might rape someone before the

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nights over her

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what about you Sonia dunno I think I'm

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just gonna go back up to the room and

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read

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I'm pretty tired attention

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excuse me can I have your attention

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everybody first off

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everyone having a good time or what

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all right we're gonna be starting our

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karaoke challenge any minute now

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so form a line if you're interested

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Manic move your leg I hate to use it

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like that

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because I can see the silhouette of your

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balls peeking out from the inside of

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your shorts

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hey KKnux karaoke's about to start might

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want to go get in line before it gets

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too big

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what not in your life you go to it

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singing is [ __ ] gay besides we

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already know who rules the school

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when it comes to music the drama club

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which consists

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of only two members your bro Sonic the

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Hedgehog

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and his most handsome man sexy lover

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Bartleby

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Montclair of Dresden the richest man alive

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looks like karaoke's gonna be good what

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do you say about going over and showing

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them what the drama club is made of

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don't mean am I my [ __ ] is being extra

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feisty today

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[ __ ] did you sneak a handful of those

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free sNickerdoodles at the check-in desk

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well I don't mind boys gotta read and

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boys gotta read good

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now let's hurry up and get in line

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before somebody else is

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alright are you ready spin the roulette

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spit the road let's spin this set

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split the road let's spin this [ __ ]

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where is it gonna stop me

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where is it gonna stop [ __ ] where is

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it gonna stop [ __ ]

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is it your door maybe you

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get the [ __ ] up here me but I don't know

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how to sing

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art levy I don't understand why didn't

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they pick us he's a nobody

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what in the world is going on that is

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what I was wondering as well

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wait here while daddy gets to the bottom

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of the

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heyo I have a bone to pick with you

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can you please make it quick we have an

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event going on

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be quiet you know what you did you hurt

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my baby boys feeling

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usually it's the drama club who gets to

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sing first but this time you speak to us

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i want answers if you want answers i

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will give them to you

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it's simple it's because your boyfriend

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is fat as [ __ ]

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last time he got on and then stepped off

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the stage the whole building started to

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shake

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it scared us we all thought we were in

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an earthquake but it was just as huge

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bouncy ass

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you are no different in fact you're much

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much worse

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if you so much has sit down this whole

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building would collapse

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and kill us all except for you because

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you're so [ __ ] ripped

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you and your [ __ ] can't sing later

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tonight after we all left

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this place is planned to be bulldozed

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next week anyways

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so feel free to speed up the process

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all right it's time to spin the roll at

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one more time

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who's it gonna be

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wait stop no Mindy I can't not with so

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many people

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come on Sonia live a little it's new

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year's eve

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you can't sit and read a book the whole

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night

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come on Knux get up there

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have fun you do you'll thank me later

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for this or not

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i don't sing I can't sing I don't know

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any of the lyrics

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up there just follow the words up there

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on the tv screen

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as long as you follow along with that

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you'll do just fine

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living in my own world

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didn't understand

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that anything can happen

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[Music]

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stop stop singing this moment that stage

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belongs to my [ __ ] bee

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[Music]

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so what they're not even that good man

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and Bartleby can show them up in a

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second

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drama club all together now it's our

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turn

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fire tell me fire tell me where are you

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bartelby wait for me where are you going

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are you feeling okay my precious lover

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do you need me to massage your feet

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again

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i'll go get the cottage cheese

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no bitch it was their singing you heard

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it didn't you

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what did you think of it tell me spill

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the beans

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haha I thought it was [ __ ] [ __ ] not

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like us

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[ __ ] that the chin there sounds like

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Zach Effron from the Disney

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channel why the [ __ ] can't you sing like

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that as it stands now

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you run the risk of making the drama

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club fail because you're not as good as

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me

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also every building you step into turns

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into a bouncy house

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because you're so fat I think so

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everyone stopped coming to our shows

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the least you could do is sing better

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than a poopy baby

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I'm I'm sorry sugar daddy I’ve been a

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bad boy if that's how you feel

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i'll try to go better can't you see

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the time for trying is up now is the

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time for results

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so I have a new trading method if we

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don't want those retards to steal our

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glory

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you're gonna have to give it everything

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you got at next reside all

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i mean I know I'm gonna do fine because

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well

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in hotel b but you [ __ ] I mean you

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[ __ ] suck and I don't mean you just

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suck my balls

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whatever training you have in mind I'm

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ready

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no you're not but wigging it anyway

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[Music]

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something

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you that was a real workout on the ass

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crack good game boys

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hey Johnny would you mind if I have a

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drink of your h2o real quick

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nah man drink up go ahead and have some

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of those

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electrolytes haha it's like you're

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drinking my [ __ ] piss

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sup guys did you have a good new year oh

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hey on ox glad to see you're here so

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soon for practice

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i hope you're at the top of your game

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why is that

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you didn't forget did you the

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championship is two weeks away

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with you leading us to victory hey i

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didn't forget

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I'm just not worried at all all right

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that's the spirit

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that sounded like the Bell I thought

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class wasn't for another 20 minutes

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just the drama club auditions apparently

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the drama club's gonna have a show at

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the same time has the championships

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why would they do that does anybody even

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care about the drama club

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Knuckles you don't understand Bartleby

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is there

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and he made my bro his [ __ ] and slapped

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his ass like six times

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they practically ruled the drama club

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with an iron fist now

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at our last basketball game only two

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people showed up because they went to

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watch Bartleby the drama club instead

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i see makes sense yo Manic you wanna go

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check it out

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we can't do that what about the game we

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need to practice

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Manic I didn't wanna tell you this cause

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i didn't want to hurt your feelings

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three black people just joined the team

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aside from Johnny we're all getting

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kicked out

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you know black people are just better at

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basketball

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yeah it's like how Mexican people are

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good at eating tacos and burritos and

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[ __ ]

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and how white people are really good at

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sneaking guns into school

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so they can gun [ __ ] down

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hey Manic me and Johnny are going poop

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in the bathroom before class

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you want to come with catch you later

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KKnux

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I'm gonna hang out with the guys you go

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ahead on to class without me we'll meet

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up again at lunch

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okay I heard there's gonna be pizza

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let's get there quick so Bartleby

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doesn't take it all to put in my bros

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ass this time

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Manic I don't think you should go

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anywhere with them

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i think they're planning something real

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bad they want to separate us

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get you alone why how can you say that

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Knuckles

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they're our friends Manic take a [ __ ]

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look at him

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he didn't look like that two months ago

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he's been lifting weights and getting

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ripped you don't get that amount of

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muscles

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without a purpose come on Manic hurry up

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and come on I got to drop a juice

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do you want me to pee and poopy myself

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again

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hey did you hear me I said get those

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green buns over here

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do you expect me to wait all day he had

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a purpose in getting all Jacked up and

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his purpose is

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is me no your butt cheeks

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your ass might as well be ground beef

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because if you go with him

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he's gonna pound it he's going to [ __ ]

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you in your huge plump butt

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Knuckles I can't believe what you're

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saying you're sounding like a total

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square

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I'm gonna get going we'll catch up later

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okay

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if you find my bro tell him to stop

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being a total spaz

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and think about joining the b-ball team

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the [ __ ] hey what the hell are you doing

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over there

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you're not part of the drama club

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oh no no I'm not it's my brother

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he's in the drama club so I was only

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checking in on him

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so why did you come down here to watch

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the auditions

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girl I just saw my best friend get

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dragged off and most probably raped

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by a 15 year old that's more buff than

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Superman

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i was going to file a police report

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so you sure about this Sonia you really

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want to try out for the drama club

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like together yeah like what's the worst

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thing that could happen

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that we don't make the callbacks I don't

285
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know it's just

286
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well you know the drama club is kinda

287
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gay isn't it

288
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the rest of the basketball team are

289
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already questioning my sexuality

290
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because I stare at Manic's butt hey ha

291
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of course the drama club is gay

292
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the only members are my bro Sonic and

293
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his boyfriend

294
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Bartleby Montclair of Dresden the

295
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richest man in the entire school

296
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now let's hurry and find the seat i

297
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think Bartleby and Sonic are going to

298
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be rehearsing any minute

299
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hey piano boy I told you reversals are

300
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going to be starting any minute

301
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you know which [ __ ] song I want you

302
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to play right the one that makes me

303
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sound my best

304
00:13:00,320 --> 00:13:02,389
now that's what I'm talking about start

305
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playing that [ __ ]

306
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alright bitch you know the rules drop

307
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the [ __ ] pants it's hard to believe

308
00:13:21,680 --> 00:13:31,670
that I couldn't see you were always

309
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right beside me these

310
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[Music]

311
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never feelings someone as good for me as

312
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you

313
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no one like you stole me before

314
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i finally found what I’ve been looking

315
00:14:00,839 --> 00:14:02,069
for

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you hearing that shits on you listen to

317
00:14:04,000 --> 00:14:05,990
that and tell me again we should try out

318
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for the drama club

319
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we are just not at the same level

320
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Bartleby is not even close

321
00:14:11,120 --> 00:14:12,949
maybe with practice we could get better

322
00:14:12,959 --> 00:14:14,949
than your bro Sonic but we'll never

323
00:14:14,959 --> 00:14:18,310
surpass Bartleby

324
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[Music]

325
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okay Manic you ready to take a [ __ ]

326
00:14:44,639 --> 00:14:45,670
dump in here

327
00:14:45,680 --> 00:14:48,949
where nobody can hear us actually

328
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now that I think about it I don't really

329
00:14:50,880 --> 00:14:52,470
have to go anymore

330
00:14:52,480 --> 00:14:54,470
so if you guys would move out of the way

331
00:14:54,480 --> 00:14:57,030
i need to get going to have lunch

332
00:14:57,040 --> 00:14:59,189
well nobody's stopping you friend go

333
00:14:59,199 --> 00:15:02,150
ahead try opening the door

334
00:15:02,160 --> 00:15:05,269
okay wait

335
00:15:05,279 --> 00:15:08,150
something's wrong I i can't get it open

336
00:15:08,160 --> 00:15:09,350
it's locked

337
00:15:09,360 --> 00:15:12,629
help me open the door

338
00:15:12,639 --> 00:15:14,629
no one's coming to save you Manic we've

339
00:15:14,639 --> 00:15:17,110
been planning this moment all year long

340
00:15:17,120 --> 00:15:19,350
but why what are you planning to do with

341
00:15:19,360 --> 00:15:20,870
me

342
00:15:20,880 --> 00:15:23,430
is it not obvious it's because I have a

343
00:15:23,440 --> 00:15:24,550
crush on you Manic

344
00:15:24,560 --> 00:15:27,269
and I hid these feelings from you ever

345
00:15:27,279 --> 00:15:29,269
since you joined the b-ball team ever

346
00:15:29,279 --> 00:15:30,949
since I first laid eyes on you

347
00:15:30,959 --> 00:15:33,910
i love you but you never noticed me i

348
00:15:33,920 --> 00:15:35,189
even styled my hair

349
00:15:35,199 --> 00:15:37,509
to look like your bro Sonic and you

350
00:15:37,519 --> 00:15:39,509
still never acknowledged my affection

351
00:15:39,519 --> 00:15:40,069
for your

352
00:15:40,079 --> 00:15:43,350
green plump cheeks and then I realized

353
00:15:43,360 --> 00:15:45,030
you don't need someone's approval to

354
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rape them

355
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[Music]

356
00:15:51,519 --> 00:15:52,949
what are you doing standing around

357
00:15:52,959 --> 00:15:55,350
Richard help me get those pants off

358
00:15:55,360 --> 00:15:57,590
before a teacher comes by

359
00:15:57,600 --> 00:15:59,749
are you sure we should be doing this bro

360
00:15:59,759 --> 00:16:02,310
i mean what if a teacher comes by and

361
00:16:02,320 --> 00:16:03,030
sees us

362
00:16:03,040 --> 00:16:11,030
what will we do then

363
00:16:11,040 --> 00:16:13,590
I'm so bored I guess I will search the

364
00:16:13,600 --> 00:16:15,670
interwebs and see what's happening while

365
00:16:15,680 --> 00:16:19,910
i poop

366
00:16:19,920 --> 00:16:23,590
yeehaw it looks like Tamers12345

367
00:16:23,600 --> 00:16:25,189
uploaded a new video

368
00:16:25,199 --> 00:16:27,269
i haven't been this excited since last

369
00:16:27,279 --> 00:16:31,990
week's slowdown

370
00:16:32,000 --> 00:16:35,110
what in tarnation that's me on the can

371
00:16:35,120 --> 00:16:37,509
what on God's flat green earth is going

372
00:16:37,519 --> 00:16:38,790
on here

373
00:16:38,800 --> 00:16:40,949
i need to scroll back and get myself

374
00:16:40,959 --> 00:16:44,150
caught on what's happening in this video

375
00:16:44,160 --> 00:16:46,790
oh no they're going to rape that boy

376
00:16:46,800 --> 00:16:47,350
Manic

377
00:16:47,360 --> 00:16:50,310
magic you have to run away oh no I don't

378
00:16:50,320 --> 00:16:52,310
think he can hear me over the sounds of

379
00:16:52,320 --> 00:16:54,069
my running [ __ ]

380
00:16:54,079 --> 00:16:56,470
i have to go out there myself it's too

381
00:16:56,480 --> 00:16:58,949
bad I don't have time to wipe my butt

382
00:16:58,959 --> 00:17:00,790
the desperate times call for guest

383
00:17:00,800 --> 00:17:02,629
protections

384
00:17:02,639 --> 00:17:04,949
Richard come on grab his other pants leg

385
00:17:04,959 --> 00:17:06,549
i ain't leaving without cramming this

386
00:17:06,559 --> 00:17:08,069
ass

387
00:17:08,079 --> 00:17:19,189
how about you grab mine instead

388
00:17:19,199 --> 00:17:21,750
step away from that kid I may be on the

389
00:17:21,760 --> 00:17:23,669
same basketball team as you

390
00:17:23,679 --> 00:17:25,590
but that doesn't mean i'll tolerate what

391
00:17:25,600 --> 00:17:28,150
you do with that boy's butthole

392
00:17:28,160 --> 00:17:30,789
damn it Richard go stop him don't let

393
00:17:30,799 --> 00:17:31,510
him tell on

394
00:17:31,520 --> 00:17:36,070
us

395
00:17:36,080 --> 00:17:38,470
hurry up and go hurry to the cafeteria

396
00:17:38,480 --> 00:17:39,669
and get your pizza

397
00:17:39,679 --> 00:18:09,350
i will be okay just hurry and run

398
00:18:09,360 --> 00:18:11,669
my own secret obsession and it's making

399
00:18:11,679 --> 00:18:26,830
me lose control

400
00:18:26,840 --> 00:18:29,510
oh someday I hope to make the perfect

401
00:18:29,520 --> 00:18:47,430
creme brulee

402
00:18:47,440 --> 00:18:50,390
listen well I'm ready to tell about a

403
00:18:50,400 --> 00:18:52,870
need that I cannot deny

404
00:18:52,880 --> 00:18:54,870
dude there's no explanation for this

405
00:18:54,880 --> 00:19:01,590
awesome

406
00:19:01,600 --> 00:19:01,670
[Music]

407
00:19:01,680 --> 00:19:09,430
[Applause]

408
00:19:09,440 --> 00:19:13,350
no dude it's like a giant violin

409
00:19:13,360 --> 00:19:17,710
do you have to wear a costume cutting

410
00:19:17,720 --> 00:19:22,830
[Music]

411
00:19:22,840 --> 00:19:33,310
tie

412
00:19:33,320 --> 00:19:48,470
[Music]

413
00:19:48,480 --> 00:19:52,370
this is not what I planned

414
00:19:52,380 --> 00:20:04,830
[Music]

415
00:20:04,840 --> 00:20:10,060
is

416
00:20:10,070 --> 00:20:14,470
[Applause]

417
00:20:14,480 --> 00:20:17,350
[Music]

418
00:20:17,360 --> 00:20:25,470
keep your voice down

419
00:20:25,480 --> 00:20:28,230
[Music]

420
00:20:28,240 --> 00:20:30,630
why is everybody staring at you not me

421
00:20:30,640 --> 00:20:32,390
you because of the callbacks

422
00:20:32,400 --> 00:20:33,750
i can't have people staring at me i

423
00:20:33,760 --> 00:20:50,910
really can't

424
00:20:50,920 --> 00:20:55,770
[Music]

425
00:20:55,780 --> 00:20:56,890
[Applause]

426
00:20:56,900 --> 00:21:05,060
[Music]

427
00:21:05,570 --> 00:21:11,830
[Applause]

428
00:21:11,840 --> 00:21:13,750
testing testing this is the school

429
00:21:13,760 --> 00:21:15,350
intercom we have an

430
00:21:15,360 --> 00:21:16,710
important announcement regarding the

431
00:21:16,720 --> 00:21:19,190
drama club if you participated in the

432
00:21:19,200 --> 00:21:20,470
music tryout

433
00:21:20,480 --> 00:21:21,909
please head over to your nearest

434
00:21:21,919 --> 00:21:24,630
classroom and check the bulletin board

435
00:21:24,640 --> 00:21:29,190
to see if you receive a call back

436
00:21:29,200 --> 00:21:31,430
pull up your pants bitch we got places

437
00:21:31,440 --> 00:21:34,789
to be and things to see

438
00:21:34,799 --> 00:21:37,029
now let's see what we have [ __ ] read it

439
00:21:37,039 --> 00:21:39,350
to me

440
00:21:39,360 --> 00:21:41,750
what no I don't understand why does it

441
00:21:41,760 --> 00:21:43,590
say I don't believe it

442
00:21:43,600 --> 00:21:45,750
we're the only two club members how can

443
00:21:45,760 --> 00:21:47,830
they turn us down

444
00:21:47,840 --> 00:21:50,070
should we go ask the teacher there has

445
00:21:50,080 --> 00:21:52,390
to be some kind of mishap

446
00:21:52,400 --> 00:21:54,950
Bartleby I'm scared singing and being

447
00:21:54,960 --> 00:21:58,789
your sugar baby is all I'm good at doing

448
00:21:58,799 --> 00:22:02,470
kKnux look we did it

449
00:22:02,480 --> 00:22:06,789
we're the best

450
00:22:06,799 --> 00:22:08,710
hey teacher teacher I need to have a

451
00:22:08,720 --> 00:22:10,230
word with your ass

452
00:22:10,240 --> 00:22:13,830
come on in Bartleby the doors open

453
00:22:13,840 --> 00:22:16,070
all right teach I want answers and i

454
00:22:16,080 --> 00:22:17,029
want them now

455
00:22:17,039 --> 00:22:19,270
why'd you do it do you have reason to

456
00:22:19,280 --> 00:22:20,070
spike me

457
00:22:20,080 --> 00:22:22,549
to anger me how could you let those two

458
00:22:22,559 --> 00:22:24,149
get a call back and notice

459
00:22:24,159 --> 00:22:26,390
you stupid [ __ ] me and my [ __ ] are

460
00:22:26,400 --> 00:22:28,149
the only openly gay people in this

461
00:22:28,159 --> 00:22:28,870
school

462
00:22:28,880 --> 00:22:31,029
the drama club is only for gay people

463
00:22:31,039 --> 00:22:32,870
not outsiders

464
00:22:32,880 --> 00:22:36,549
first off how dare you assume I'm gay

465
00:22:36,559 --> 00:22:38,830
what would even make you come to that

466
00:22:38,840 --> 00:22:40,230
conclusion

467
00:22:40,240 --> 00:22:42,710
it better not be because you caught me

468
00:22:42,720 --> 00:22:45,029
sucking the principal's balls

469
00:22:45,039 --> 00:22:48,149
because that was only nine times

470
00:22:48,159 --> 00:22:55,350
and one was an accident

471
00:22:55,360 --> 00:22:58,390
hey that looks like Bartleby that looks

472
00:22:58,400 --> 00:23:00,390
like the picture of my bro that I lost

473
00:23:00,400 --> 00:23:01,990
last week

474
00:23:02,000 --> 00:23:03,830
not now [ __ ] I'm in the middle of

475
00:23:03,840 --> 00:23:05,190
something

476
00:23:05,200 --> 00:23:08,230
i see I know what this is about

477
00:23:08,240 --> 00:23:11,029
Bartleby you want to know why the two

478
00:23:11,039 --> 00:23:14,070
show you didn't get a call back

479
00:23:14,080 --> 00:23:17,350
listen I'm not supposed to tell you why

480
00:23:17,360 --> 00:23:20,390
but that'll be because you are like a

481
00:23:20,400 --> 00:23:21,350
son to me

482
00:23:21,360 --> 00:23:24,390
i will fill you in on this [ __ ] the

483
00:23:24,400 --> 00:23:25,669
truth is

484
00:23:25,679 --> 00:23:28,870
you two as a duo you always just

485
00:23:28,880 --> 00:23:31,909
barely passed each time and since

486
00:23:31,919 --> 00:23:34,950
nobody ever tried out you were the only

487
00:23:34,960 --> 00:23:35,270
two

488
00:23:35,280 --> 00:23:38,630
i could pick Bartleby you're absolutely

489
00:23:38,640 --> 00:23:39,669
amazing

490
00:23:39,679 --> 00:23:43,430
but your [ __ ] well to put it kindly

491
00:23:43,440 --> 00:23:46,149
he [ __ ] sucks and he is holding you

492
00:23:46,159 --> 00:23:47,909
back

493
00:23:47,919 --> 00:23:50,149
[ __ ] now that I think about it since

494
00:23:50,159 --> 00:23:52,230
new year's your dancing wasn't as good

495
00:23:52,240 --> 00:23:53,190
as before

496
00:23:53,200 --> 00:23:55,269
why do you think that is have you not

497
00:23:55,279 --> 00:23:57,110
done your daily stretches like I told

498
00:23:57,120 --> 00:23:57,590
you to

499
00:23:57,600 --> 00:23:59,830
I'm sorry I'm not up to par Bartleby

500
00:23:59,840 --> 00:24:01,830
it's just that when you whipped my butt

501
00:24:01,840 --> 00:24:04,789
it hurts to run dance or even sit i

502
00:24:04,799 --> 00:24:05,830
guess you could say

503
00:24:05,840 --> 00:24:09,269
that is but it's all your fault yes

504
00:24:09,279 --> 00:24:14,310
i agree and I am really mad at you

505
00:24:14,320 --> 00:24:16,390
thanks for your input teach looks like

506
00:24:16,400 --> 00:24:18,230
my [ __ ] has a lot of training to do

507
00:24:18,240 --> 00:24:20,230
before I even think about letting him

508
00:24:20,240 --> 00:24:30,630
try out at the next audition

509
00:24:30,640 --> 00:24:33,669
all right places places people move that

510
00:24:33,679 --> 00:24:35,590
box over there

511
00:24:35,600 --> 00:24:37,750
remember we only have one shot at this

512
00:24:37,760 --> 00:24:41,190
let's try not to [ __ ] this one up

513
00:24:41,200 --> 00:24:43,990
wow that's so certainly a lot of people

514
00:24:44,000 --> 00:24:51,110
i didn't think so many would come

515
00:24:51,120 --> 00:24:53,350
hey Sonia the batteries in my mic are

516
00:24:53,360 --> 00:24:54,310
dead

517
00:24:54,320 --> 00:24:56,950
let me borrow one of yours hey I'm

518
00:24:56,960 --> 00:24:58,870
talking to you [ __ ]

519
00:24:58,880 --> 00:25:01,750
sorry I'm just a big crowd shy I never

520
00:25:01,760 --> 00:25:03,669
performed in front of a crowd this big

521
00:25:03,679 --> 00:25:05,350
before

522
00:25:05,360 --> 00:25:08,149
that's it it's easy just follow what i

523
00:25:08,159 --> 00:25:08,549
do

524
00:25:08,559 --> 00:25:11,029
and you should be fine after all with

525
00:25:11,039 --> 00:25:12,549
your bro in the drama club you should

526
00:25:12,559 --> 00:25:13,510
have learned a thing

527
00:25:13,520 --> 00:25:17,350
or two by watching him

528
00:25:17,360 --> 00:25:19,350
Knuckles Sonia we're getting ready to

529
00:25:19,360 --> 00:25:20,789
draw the curtains

530
00:25:20,799 --> 00:25:29,110
get in your spots

531
00:25:29,120 --> 00:25:40,830
[Music]

532
00:25:40,840 --> 00:25:44,549
flying there's not a star in

533
00:25:44,559 --> 00:25:48,470
Heaven that we can't reach

534
00:25:48,480 --> 00:25:56,230
if we're trying someone breaking free

535
00:25:56,240 --> 00:26:00,950
you know the world can see us

536
00:26:00,960 --> 00:26:04,620
in a way that's different than who we

537
00:26:04,630 --> 00:26:08,830
[Music]

538
00:26:08,840 --> 00:26:15,669
are

539
00:26:15,679 --> 00:26:28,490
gives me strength

540
00:26:28,500 --> 00:26:39,030
[Music]

541
00:26:47,440 --> 00:26:49,269
where are you going and what are you

542
00:26:49,279 --> 00:26:51,269
doing with that cardboard box

543
00:26:51,279 --> 00:26:53,669
what do you think I'm doing bleach

544
00:26:53,679 --> 00:26:55,110
because you got us kicked out of the

545
00:26:55,120 --> 00:26:55,990
drama club

546
00:26:56,000 --> 00:26:57,590
we can't practice my singing in the

547
00:26:57,600 --> 00:26:59,029
auditorium anymore

548
00:26:59,039 --> 00:27:00,630
so I'm going to sing out here in the

549
00:27:00,640 --> 00:27:02,070
hallway instead so

550
00:27:02,080 --> 00:27:04,390
everyone can hear my beautiful voice now

551
00:27:04,400 --> 00:27:06,230
put your plump blueberry as cheeks to

552
00:27:06,240 --> 00:27:06,630
work

553
00:27:06,640 --> 00:27:08,710
and run around the school see if you can

554
00:27:08,720 --> 00:27:10,470
find anyone who wants to listen to me

555
00:27:10,480 --> 00:27:12,789
i want a full crowd in two minutes flat

556
00:27:12,799 --> 00:27:14,549
but Bartleby it's one o'clock in the

557
00:27:14,559 --> 00:27:15,350
afternoon

558
00:27:15,360 --> 00:27:17,990
everybody else is in class did I [ __ ]

559
00:27:18,000 --> 00:27:29,280
stood the bitch

560
00:27:29,290 --> 00:27:44,630
[Music]

561
00:27:44,640 --> 00:27:47,990
it starts with one thing I don't know

562
00:27:48,000 --> 00:27:50,149
why it doesn't even matter how hard you

563
00:27:50,159 --> 00:27:52,549
try keep that in mind I designed this

564
00:27:52,559 --> 00:27:53,990
rhyme to explain in due

565
00:27:54,000 --> 00:27:57,990
time all I know time is a valuable thing

566
00:27:58,000 --> 00:28:00,389
watch it fly by as the pendulum swings

567
00:28:00,399 --> 00:28:02,149
watch it count down to the end of the

568
00:28:02,159 --> 00:28:04,789
day the clock takes life away it's so

569
00:28:04,799 --> 00:28:07,909
unreal it didn't look out below watch

570
00:28:07,919 --> 00:28:10,310
the time go right out the window trying

571
00:28:10,320 --> 00:28:11,190
to hold on

572
00:28:11,200 --> 00:28:13,430
but didn't even know it wasted at all

573
00:28:13,440 --> 00:28:17,350
just to watch everything inside and even

574
00:28:17,360 --> 00:28:18,389
though I tried

575
00:28:18,399 --> 00:28:20,789
it all fell apart what invented me will

576
00:28:20,799 --> 00:28:23,190
eventually be a memory of the time when

577
00:28:23,200 --> 00:28:24,180
i tried

578
00:28:24,190 --> 00:28:25,430
[Music]

579
00:28:25,440 --> 00:28:30,230
and got so far but in the end

580
00:28:30,240 --> 00:28:34,149
it doesn't even matter I had to

581
00:28:34,159 --> 00:28:44,900
fight to lose it all

582
00:28:44,910 --> 00:29:04,070
[Music]

583
00:29:04,080 --> 00:29:06,789
one thing I don't know why it doesn't

584
00:29:06,799 --> 00:29:08,710
even matter how hard to try

585
00:29:08,720 --> 00:29:11,669
keep that in mind holy [ __ ] everybody my

586
00:29:11,679 --> 00:29:11,990
friend

587
00:29:12,000 --> 00:29:14,470
Charles just texted me and said the most

588
00:29:14,480 --> 00:29:15,909
popular kid in school

589
00:29:15,919 --> 00:29:18,070
Bartleby is singing right now out in

590
00:29:18,080 --> 00:29:26,190
the hallway

591
00:29:26,200 --> 00:29:26,790
[Music]

592
00:29:26,800 --> 00:29:28,810
[Applause]

593
00:29:28,820 --> 00:29:29,590
[Music]

594
00:29:29,600 --> 00:29:42,549
[Applause]

595
00:29:42,559 --> 00:29:44,710
why are you all cheering for me my [ __ ]

596
00:29:44,720 --> 00:29:46,470
was the one who went to get all of you

597
00:29:46,480 --> 00:29:48,350
you should be cheering for him instead

598
00:29:48,360 --> 00:29:51,269
[Applause]

599
00:29:51,279 --> 00:29:55,029
Bartleby I now realize I made a terrible

600
00:29:55,039 --> 00:29:55,669
mistake

601
00:29:55,679 --> 00:29:58,470
kicking you and Sonic out of the drama

602
00:29:58,480 --> 00:29:59,110
club

603
00:29:59,120 --> 00:30:03,110
please please come back nobody in this

604
00:30:03,120 --> 00:30:05,750
school has a voice as beautiful and sexy

605
00:30:05,760 --> 00:30:07,190
as you

606
00:30:07,200 --> 00:30:10,310
well what are you waiting for everybody

607
00:30:10,320 --> 00:30:12,389
let's go into the gymnasium and

608
00:30:12,399 --> 00:30:15,350
celebrate bottle biz return to the drama

609
00:30:15,360 --> 00:30:16,389
club

610
00:30:16,399 --> 00:30:19,110
the other teachers are already setting

611
00:30:19,120 --> 00:30:20,310
up the party

612
00:30:20,320 --> 00:30:23,110
there's enough audios and bushes baked

613
00:30:23,120 --> 00:30:45,549
beans for everyone

614
00:30:45,559 --> 00:30:48,830
together

615
00:30:57,850 --> 00:31:07,380
[Music]

616
00:31:16,840 --> 00:31:18,530
is

617
00:31:18,540 --> 00:31:28,540
[Music]

618
00:31:30,840 --> 00:31:34,720
together

619
00:31:34,730 --> 00:31:42,420
[Music]

620
00:31:58,840 --> 00:32:08,330
together

621
00:32:08,340 --> 00:32:17,310
[Music]

622
00:32:54,840 --> 00:33:04,650
is

623
00:33:04,660 --> 00:33:08,310
[Music]

624
00:33:08,320 --> 00:33:12,390
that's the way it

625
00:33:12,400 --> 00:33:12,930
[Applause]

626
00:33:12,940 --> 00:33:15,049
[Music]