1 00:00:00,320 --> 00:00:03,110 can I open another present yet mama not 2 00:00:03,120 --> 00:00:04,390 just yet Sonia 3 00:00:04,400 --> 00:00:06,550 i think we should let one of our guests 4 00:00:06,560 --> 00:00:08,230 have a turn 5 00:00:08,240 --> 00:00:10,629 Doctor Robotnik would you like to open a 6 00:00:10,639 --> 00:00:12,870 present 7 00:00:12,880 --> 00:00:15,509 Sleet go open a present why me sir I'm 8 00:00:15,519 --> 00:00:17,750 still eating my snowman cookie 9 00:00:17,760 --> 00:00:19,830 because you know how much the Hedgehog 10 00:00:19,840 --> 00:00:21,269 family hates me 11 00:00:21,279 --> 00:00:23,109 me who single-handedly took over the 12 00:00:23,119 --> 00:00:25,269 planet Mobius and stole the royal throne 13 00:00:25,279 --> 00:00:26,310 from under them 14 00:00:26,320 --> 00:00:27,990 what if they like put a bomb in one of 15 00:00:28,000 --> 00:00:29,589 the presents to kill me 16 00:00:29,599 --> 00:00:31,189 your roundness the presents are 17 00:00:31,199 --> 00:00:33,110 completely random I don't think 18 00:00:33,120 --> 00:00:35,510 i don't pay you to think I pay you to do 19 00:00:35,520 --> 00:00:36,150 my bidding 20 00:00:36,160 --> 00:00:38,470 you don't really pay me at all anymore 21 00:00:38,480 --> 00:00:40,470 whatever get your fat ass over there or 22 00:00:40,480 --> 00:00:46,630 I'm going to robot oh size you twice 23 00:00:46,640 --> 00:00:49,190 i just want you to know Sleet I picked 24 00:00:49,200 --> 00:00:51,670 that out special for you 25 00:00:51,680 --> 00:00:53,750 Dingo you're not supposed to tell me you 26 00:00:53,760 --> 00:00:56,389 got this for me that ruins the surprise 27 00:00:56,399 --> 00:00:58,229 but if I don't tell you how will you 28 00:00:58,239 --> 00:00:59,590 know it's from me 29 00:00:59,600 --> 00:01:01,510 Dingo that's the [ __ ] point this is 30 00:01:01,520 --> 00:01:03,349 literally called secret santa 31 00:01:03,359 --> 00:01:06,870 I'm sorry Sleet this this game is just 32 00:01:06,880 --> 00:01:08,469 so confusing to me 33 00:01:08,479 --> 00:01:11,190 my head hurts hey don't write and go I'm 34 00:01:11,200 --> 00:01:12,390 opening up the present 35 00:01:12,400 --> 00:01:20,469 see 36 00:01:20,479 --> 00:01:22,870 what the [ __ ] is this it's a bunch of 37 00:01:22,880 --> 00:01:24,469 ice cubes 38 00:01:24,479 --> 00:01:26,230 what the [ __ ] am I supposed to do with 39 00:01:26,240 --> 00:01:28,390 some ice cubes I don't know 40 00:01:28,400 --> 00:01:31,350 you can like put them in stuff what you 41 00:01:31,360 --> 00:01:32,310 mean my ass 42 00:01:32,320 --> 00:01:34,230 why the hell would I shove ice cubes up 43 00:01:34,240 --> 00:01:36,310 my ass I didn't mean putting them in 44 00:01:36,320 --> 00:01:37,270 your butt 45 00:01:37,280 --> 00:01:39,350 i mean for putting them in things like 46 00:01:39,360 --> 00:01:40,390 coca-cola 47 00:01:40,400 --> 00:01:42,469 why are you being such a [ __ ] ass 48 00:01:42,479 --> 00:01:44,789 [ __ ] I got you something that I know 49 00:01:44,799 --> 00:01:45,670 you love 50 00:01:45,680 --> 00:01:47,429 and you're throwing a tantrum like a 51 00:01:47,439 --> 00:01:49,670 baby why the [ __ ] do you think I love 52 00:01:49,680 --> 00:01:50,630 ice cubes Dingo 53 00:01:50,640 --> 00:01:52,870 when have I ever said I loved ice cubes 54 00:01:52,880 --> 00:01:54,789 whenever we go to starbucks I order my 55 00:01:54,799 --> 00:01:56,789 coca-cola without ice cubes 56 00:01:56,799 --> 00:01:59,190 yeah but I thought you only asked for no 57 00:01:59,200 --> 00:02:01,510 ice because you get more soda that way 58 00:02:01,520 --> 00:02:04,230 then you put ice in when we get home no 59 00:02:04,240 --> 00:02:06,149 Dingo it's because when the ice melts it 60 00:02:06,159 --> 00:02:07,749 waters down my soda 61 00:02:07,759 --> 00:02:09,669 i tell you this every [ __ ] time you 62 00:02:09,679 --> 00:02:11,029 never listen to me 63 00:02:11,039 --> 00:02:13,110 this is embarrassing sometimes I wonder 64 00:02:13,120 --> 00:02:15,750 why I even bother telling you this [ __ ] 65 00:02:15,760 --> 00:02:18,790 what are you looking at [ __ ] hey you 66 00:02:18,800 --> 00:02:20,390 leave him alone right now 67 00:02:20,400 --> 00:02:23,190 you wanna go to [ __ ] I’ve got enough to 68 00:02:23,200 --> 00:02:26,949 go around 69 00:02:26,959 --> 00:02:30,150 are you looking at me too [ __ ] excuse 70 00:02:30,160 --> 00:02:30,470 me 71 00:02:30,480 --> 00:02:32,710 but that's my [ __ ] we're talking too i 72 00:02:32,720 --> 00:02:34,550 think you had better sit your fat ass 73 00:02:34,560 --> 00:02:35,030 down 74 00:02:35,040 --> 00:02:38,310 if you know what's good for you 75 00:02:38,320 --> 00:02:49,110 [Music] 76 00:02:49,120 --> 00:02:51,750 and what will you do to me if I don't i 77 00:02:51,760 --> 00:02:53,110 know you're above God 78 00:02:53,120 --> 00:02:55,350 but I'm not scared of you you've got 79 00:02:55,360 --> 00:02:56,949 quite the huge pair of balls 80 00:02:56,959 --> 00:02:59,509 to say that to my face and I can respect 81 00:02:59,519 --> 00:02:59,990 that 82 00:03:00,000 --> 00:03:02,229 i like men with huge balls it's a shame 83 00:03:02,239 --> 00:03:04,390 you don't got the muscles to back it up 84 00:03:04,400 --> 00:03:11,270 we'll see about that 85 00:03:11,280 --> 00:03:14,309 Sleet help he's hurting me 86 00:03:14,319 --> 00:03:17,430 Sonic tell your boyfriend to let me go 87 00:03:17,440 --> 00:03:20,149 don't worry Dingo i'll let you go go 88 00:03:20,159 --> 00:03:21,509 flying across the room 89 00:03:21,519 --> 00:03:24,370 that is ha ha 90 00:03:24,380 --> 00:03:26,229 [Music] 91 00:03:26,239 --> 00:03:29,670 look what y'all don't 92 00:03:29,680 --> 00:03:33,350 know it was breaking into walmart's 93 00:03:33,360 --> 00:03:35,589 ecole style tattoo 94 00:03:35,599 --> 00:03:38,229 hold on Charles go back for a minute 95 00:03:38,239 --> 00:03:39,830 what did you say you did to get this 96 00:03:39,840 --> 00:03:40,789 christmas tree 97 00:03:40,799 --> 00:03:42,949 i thought you told me the old man across 98 00:03:42,959 --> 00:03:43,830 the street 99 00:03:43,840 --> 00:03:47,670 gave it to us 100 00:03:47,680 --> 00:03:50,149 i knew it was a bad idea to invite dr 101 00:03:50,159 --> 00:03:52,390 Robotnik and his clowns to the secrets 102 00:03:52,400 --> 00:03:53,589 and the party 103 00:03:53,599 --> 00:03:55,670 my sexy daughter with the monster truck 104 00:03:55,680 --> 00:03:57,350 sized boobies is right 105 00:03:57,360 --> 00:03:59,190 they are ruining everything let's strip 106 00:03:59,200 --> 00:04:01,030 them naked then throw them outside in 107 00:04:01,040 --> 00:04:04,390 the snow 108 00:04:04,400 --> 00:04:07,270 Mindy can you jump up and down for me i 109 00:04:07,280 --> 00:04:09,509 want to check something 110 00:04:09,519 --> 00:04:12,949 anything for you daddy but why just do 111 00:04:12,959 --> 00:04:15,640 it baby girl 112 00:04:15,650 --> 00:04:35,510 [Music] 113 00:04:35,520 --> 00:04:37,990 daddy I'm also getting wet now what did 114 00:04:38,000 --> 00:04:39,189 you want to see 115 00:04:39,199 --> 00:04:42,310 don't worry about it I'm bored now we 116 00:04:42,320 --> 00:04:44,230 can't just throw them out in the snow 117 00:04:44,240 --> 00:04:47,030 it's christmas nobody should be alone on 118 00:04:47,040 --> 00:04:48,230 christmas 119 00:04:48,240 --> 00:04:50,390 sonja that orange [ __ ] punched me in 120 00:04:50,400 --> 00:04:52,710 the face Knuckles the cool Echidna will 121 00:04:52,720 --> 00:04:53,909 not be satisfied 122 00:04:53,919 --> 00:04:56,950 until he has retribution 123 00:04:56,960 --> 00:05:01,110 are you okay Dingo yeah just scared 124 00:05:01,120 --> 00:05:03,110 when is it going to be my turn to open a 125 00:05:03,120 --> 00:05:05,749 present Sonic can't you wait for just 126 00:05:05,759 --> 00:05:06,629 one moment 127 00:05:06,639 --> 00:05:08,469 we've got to put the tree back up 128 00:05:08,479 --> 00:05:10,710 Bartleby I want to open a present right 129 00:05:10,720 --> 00:05:11,590 now 130 00:05:11,600 --> 00:05:13,909 make my mom let me open a present you 131 00:05:13,919 --> 00:05:16,150 heard my [ __ ] let him open a present 132 00:05:16,160 --> 00:05:17,909 Manic go take your brother a present 133 00:05:17,919 --> 00:05:20,070 before barker b kills us all 134 00:05:20,080 --> 00:05:22,070 me and your uncle will put the tree back 135 00:05:22,080 --> 00:05:23,430 up 136 00:05:23,440 --> 00:05:27,270 here you go bro just between you and me 137 00:05:27,280 --> 00:05:27,670 bro 138 00:05:27,680 --> 00:05:30,070 I'm giving you Mindy's present knowing 139 00:05:30,080 --> 00:05:31,830 her she probably put something in here 140 00:05:31,840 --> 00:05:33,510 that you and Bartleby can use in the 141 00:05:33,520 --> 00:05:34,550 bedroom 142 00:05:34,560 --> 00:05:39,990 if you know what I mean 143 00:05:40,000 --> 00:05:43,110 actually Sonic before you open that gift 144 00:05:43,120 --> 00:05:45,270 do you think you could run outside and 145 00:05:45,280 --> 00:05:46,790 get the mail for me 146 00:05:46,800 --> 00:05:49,110 will you shut up for five seconds [ __ ] 147 00:05:49,120 --> 00:05:50,950 my [ __ ] [ __ ] is trying to open his 148 00:05:50,960 --> 00:05:51,749 present 149 00:05:51,759 --> 00:05:54,310 i'll be okay Bartleby I can go it's 150 00:05:54,320 --> 00:05:55,670 only a short walk 151 00:05:55,680 --> 00:06:10,390 i'll be back inside in no time 152 00:06:10,400 --> 00:06:15,510 morning Sonic merry christmas 153 00:06:15,520 --> 00:06:22,629 um hello merry christmas to you too 154 00:06:22,639 --> 00:06:25,830 so Sonic how have you been not 155 00:06:25,840 --> 00:06:29,110 getting into any trouble I hope 156 00:06:29,120 --> 00:06:32,390 um I'm doing fine sorry I don't mean to 157 00:06:32,400 --> 00:06:34,150 be rude but who are you again 158 00:06:34,160 --> 00:06:37,270 hahaha come on Sonic the Hedgehog 159 00:06:37,280 --> 00:06:41,270 you know me it's me timmy your neighbor 160 00:06:41,280 --> 00:06:43,510 i have been living next door to you and 161 00:06:43,520 --> 00:06:45,029 your family for the past 162 00:06:45,039 --> 00:06:48,070 four years past four years you say 163 00:06:48,080 --> 00:06:51,189 i can't say that I recognize your face 164 00:06:51,199 --> 00:06:53,990 what's your address oh Sonic let's not 165 00:06:54,000 --> 00:06:57,830 sweat the details 166 00:06:57,840 --> 00:07:01,029 so what are you up to um my family and 167 00:07:01,039 --> 00:07:02,950 friends are having a secret santa party 168 00:07:02,960 --> 00:07:03,589 right now 169 00:07:03,599 --> 00:07:06,309 i just came out to get the mail oh that 170 00:07:06,319 --> 00:07:07,189 sounds like 171 00:07:07,199 --> 00:07:09,909 fun yeah it is I was just about to open 172 00:07:09,919 --> 00:07:10,629 my present 173 00:07:10,639 --> 00:07:12,790 so I should probably get back inside 174 00:07:12,800 --> 00:07:14,150 where's the rush 175 00:07:14,160 --> 00:07:16,469 I'm sure your friends can wait just a 176 00:07:16,479 --> 00:07:18,390 few more minutes for you to get 177 00:07:18,400 --> 00:07:21,350 back you know I just bought a big chunk 178 00:07:21,360 --> 00:07:22,629 of ednog 179 00:07:22,639 --> 00:07:25,510 do you want a cup of it it's not 180 00:07:25,520 --> 00:07:27,430 alcoholic so don't worry 181 00:07:27,440 --> 00:07:30,309 come over to my van and I can give you 182 00:07:30,319 --> 00:07:31,830 some 183 00:07:31,840 --> 00:07:33,909 um I don't know my mom always tells me 184 00:07:33,919 --> 00:07:35,749 not to take stuff from strangers 185 00:07:35,759 --> 00:07:38,710 what are you talking about Sonic I'm not 186 00:07:38,720 --> 00:07:39,749 a stranger 187 00:07:39,759 --> 00:07:42,790 I'm timmy I'm a friend of your uncle 188 00:07:42,800 --> 00:07:44,550 okay well I really should be getting 189 00:07:44,560 --> 00:07:46,070 back inside right now 190 00:07:46,080 --> 00:07:48,950 you have got a really fat ass you know 191 00:07:48,960 --> 00:07:50,309 that 192 00:07:50,319 --> 00:07:53,430 what I was just saying you've got a lot 193 00:07:53,440 --> 00:07:54,469 of grass 194 00:07:54,479 --> 00:07:57,029 on your lawn you really should think 195 00:07:57,039 --> 00:07:57,990 about doing it 196 00:07:58,000 --> 00:08:00,869 sometime soon how can you tell it's all 197 00:08:00,879 --> 00:08:04,469 covered with snow 198 00:08:04,479 --> 00:08:07,189 I’ve got a landlord in my van if you 199 00:08:07,199 --> 00:08:08,710 want to borrow it 200 00:08:08,720 --> 00:08:11,589 come over to my van and help me take it 201 00:08:11,599 --> 00:08:23,670 out 202 00:08:23,680 --> 00:08:25,670 what the [ __ ] kind of gay as present is 203 00:08:25,680 --> 00:08:27,430 this 204 00:08:27,440 --> 00:08:29,110 this has got to be some white people 205 00:08:29,120 --> 00:08:33,509 [ __ ] 206 00:08:33,519 --> 00:08:36,070 haha hey are you guys opening presents 207 00:08:36,080 --> 00:08:37,589 without me 208 00:08:37,599 --> 00:08:39,750 Knuckles you got my present what do you 209 00:08:39,760 --> 00:08:41,990 think wait a minute so this cheap ass 210 00:08:42,000 --> 00:08:43,829 [ __ ] was yours you really thought this 211 00:08:43,839 --> 00:08:45,110 was a good gift 212 00:08:45,120 --> 00:08:47,190 you don't like it hell no I don't like 213 00:08:47,200 --> 00:08:49,430 it when I open presents on christmas i 214 00:08:49,440 --> 00:08:51,590 expect to get money or toy trains 215 00:08:51,600 --> 00:08:53,030 well if you don't like it you can give 216 00:08:53,040 --> 00:08:56,150 it back 217 00:08:56,160 --> 00:08:58,550 kids you stop this I just put that tree 218 00:08:58,560 --> 00:08:59,430 back up 219 00:08:59,440 --> 00:09:01,269 well what are you waiting for cracker 220 00:09:01,279 --> 00:09:08,389 put them up 221 00:09:08,399 --> 00:09:12,150 stop stop it leave that fat boy alone 222 00:09:12,160 --> 00:09:15,910 that fat boy has done nothing to you 223 00:09:15,920 --> 00:09:19,110 where do you think you're going [ __ ] 224 00:09:19,120 --> 00:09:20,949 you think you can just make a fool of 225 00:09:20,959 --> 00:09:23,030 Knuckles the cool Echidna and get away 226 00:09:23,040 --> 00:09:23,910 with it 227 00:09:23,920 --> 00:09:26,230 no it don't work like that up in this 228 00:09:26,240 --> 00:09:27,430 [ __ ] 229 00:09:27,440 --> 00:09:29,350 please Knux I didn't do it on purpose 230 00:09:29,360 --> 00:09:30,949 you know I didn't mean that you're one 231 00:09:30,959 --> 00:09:32,470 of my best buds 232 00:09:32,480 --> 00:09:34,070 Knuckles what are you doing with that 233 00:09:34,080 --> 00:09:35,509 baseball bat 234 00:09:35,519 --> 00:09:37,829 please oh God please don't stick it up 235 00:09:37,839 --> 00:09:38,710 my butt 236 00:09:38,720 --> 00:09:50,790 Bartleby help me please save me Bartleby 237 00:09:50,800 --> 00:09:53,190 consider yourself lucky to be alive you 238 00:09:53,200 --> 00:09:55,030 little red sausage link 239 00:09:55,040 --> 00:09:56,949 the only reason I did not blow you to 240 00:09:56,959 --> 00:09:58,949 [ __ ] is because I know my [ __ ] thinks 241 00:09:58,959 --> 00:10:01,030 of you as a friend 242 00:10:01,040 --> 00:10:03,430 why he does I will never know if you 243 00:10:03,440 --> 00:10:05,110 have anybody to thank for your life 244 00:10:05,120 --> 00:10:08,630 thank my beak now my bitch how about we 245 00:10:08,640 --> 00:10:16,870 hurry along and open your present 246 00:10:16,880 --> 00:10:18,790 check it out Bartleby oscar myers 247 00:10:18,800 --> 00:10:20,790 baloney you know how much I love this 248 00:10:20,800 --> 00:10:28,150 stuff 249 00:10:28,160 --> 00:10:31,269 wait why are there two of them in here i 250 00:10:31,279 --> 00:10:32,069 don't understand 251 00:10:32,079 --> 00:10:34,069 why somebody would do this is is 252 00:10:34,079 --> 00:10:36,389 somebody trying to tell me I'm fat 253 00:10:36,399 --> 00:10:43,350 who would do this to me 254 00:10:43,360 --> 00:10:46,069 Sonic is so fat that's so funny what a 255 00:10:46,079 --> 00:10:48,069 cruel [ __ ] joke who the [ __ ] did this 256 00:10:48,079 --> 00:10:49,030 to my [ __ ] 257 00:10:49,040 --> 00:10:54,150 speak up now if you want to live 258 00:10:54,160 --> 00:10:56,389 um I kind of had a feeling Manic was 259 00:10:56,399 --> 00:10:58,150 going to give Sonic my gift 260 00:10:58,160 --> 00:11:01,190 so I you know I decided to get Sonic 261 00:11:01,200 --> 00:11:02,230 some by lonnie 262 00:11:02,240 --> 00:11:04,310 but I thought just one pack of bailony 263 00:11:04,320 --> 00:11:05,430 wasn't enough 264 00:11:05,440 --> 00:11:07,750 because he was so fat but now I'm 265 00:11:07,760 --> 00:11:09,430 starting to think that wasn't such a 266 00:11:09,440 --> 00:11:13,590 good idea 267 00:11:13,600 --> 00:11:15,750 would you mind telling me again why you 268 00:11:15,760 --> 00:11:17,509 thought it was a good idea to embarrass 269 00:11:17,519 --> 00:11:18,470 my [ __ ] 270 00:11:18,480 --> 00:11:20,710 i I didn't know I was going to embarrass 271 00:11:20,720 --> 00:11:22,230 him honest 272 00:11:22,240 --> 00:11:24,870 we all know Sonic is fat even he knows 273 00:11:24,880 --> 00:11:25,350 it 274 00:11:25,360 --> 00:11:27,509 so what's the problem please don't kill 275 00:11:27,519 --> 00:11:27,850 me 276 00:11:27,860 --> 00:11:29,350 [Music] 277 00:11:29,360 --> 00:11:31,000 [ __ ] wait where are you going 278 00:11:31,010 --> 00:11:34,550 [Music] 279 00:11:34,560 --> 00:11:39,910 [ __ ] wait [ __ ] come back 280 00:11:39,920 --> 00:11:42,150 what the [ __ ] was his problem what 281 00:11:42,160 --> 00:11:43,110 domingo you think 282 00:11:43,120 --> 00:11:48,150 Aleena you're sorry 283 00:11:48,160 --> 00:11:50,870 i did not laugh at him yes you did mom 284 00:11:50,880 --> 00:11:51,190 yeah 285 00:11:51,200 --> 00:11:53,670 you and Uncle Chuck both laughed well dr 286 00:11:53,680 --> 00:11:55,430 Robotnik and his couple of [ __ ] 287 00:11:55,440 --> 00:11:55,990 laughed over 288 00:11:56,000 --> 00:11:58,949 there too Doctor Robotnik is on external 289 00:11:58,959 --> 00:12:00,629 rival you're that boy's mom 290 00:12:00,639 --> 00:12:02,870 you're supposed to be better than this 291 00:12:02,880 --> 00:12:05,030 please you're just trying to make me out 292 00:12:05,040 --> 00:12:06,389 to be the bad guy here 293 00:12:06,399 --> 00:12:08,150 there's nothing wrong with laughing at 294 00:12:08,160 --> 00:12:09,590 somebody who's fat 295 00:12:09,600 --> 00:12:11,750 Sonic is just an overly sensitive 296 00:12:11,760 --> 00:12:12,790 crybaby 297 00:12:12,800 --> 00:12:15,750 i mean just look at Robotnik he's fat as 298 00:12:15,760 --> 00:12:16,230 [ __ ] 299 00:12:16,240 --> 00:12:18,550 and he knows it what are you talking 300 00:12:18,560 --> 00:12:20,389 about woman I'm not fat 301 00:12:20,399 --> 00:12:23,430 I'm [ __ ] sexy ain't that right Sleet 302 00:12:23,440 --> 00:12:26,949 Sleet what 303 00:12:26,959 --> 00:12:29,190 i said I'm not fat you agree right tell 304 00:12:29,200 --> 00:12:36,629 them I'm not fat 305 00:12:36,639 --> 00:12:38,389 um I don't really understand the 306 00:12:38,399 --> 00:12:40,629 question speak damn you 307 00:12:40,639 --> 00:12:42,710 well you are kind of fat like like 308 00:12:42,720 --> 00:12:44,870 really fat almost as fat as Sonic but 309 00:12:44,880 --> 00:12:46,470 not quite so that's good 310 00:12:46,480 --> 00:12:48,150 what the [ __ ] Sleet how could you say 311 00:12:48,160 --> 00:12:50,230 that how would you feel if I called you 312 00:12:50,240 --> 00:12:50,949 fap 313 00:12:50,959 --> 00:12:52,790 well it wouldn't bother me because I'm 314 00:12:52,800 --> 00:12:54,389 not fat I mean 315 00:12:54,399 --> 00:12:56,470 except for my fat butt 316 00:12:56,480 --> 00:12:58,710 [Music] 317 00:12:58,720 --> 00:13:01,110 wait have I been fat all this time you 318 00:13:01,120 --> 00:13:01,750 have dr 319 00:13:01,760 --> 00:13:08,949 Robotnik all this time 320 00:13:08,959 --> 00:13:12,790 oh my God what have I done 321 00:13:12,800 --> 00:13:15,509 i just laughed at Sonic I i have no 322 00:13:15,519 --> 00:13:16,790 right to laugh at him 323 00:13:16,800 --> 00:13:19,190 maybe we were all too hard on him I'm 324 00:13:19,200 --> 00:13:21,269 his mother I'm the last person who 325 00:13:21,279 --> 00:13:22,710 should be laughing at him 326 00:13:22,720 --> 00:13:31,269 i just said that it's okay 327 00:13:31,279 --> 00:13:53,189 let's go into 328 00:13:53,199 --> 00:13:54,949 i should probably get home they're 329 00:13:54,959 --> 00:13:56,870 probably worried about me by now 330 00:13:56,880 --> 00:14:00,150 especially Bartleby no I bet they're 331 00:14:00,160 --> 00:14:03,030 all still laughing at me even Bartleby 332 00:14:03,040 --> 00:14:08,069 after all I'm nothing but a fat [ __ ] 333 00:14:08,079 --> 00:14:10,470 you again what do you want have you been 334 00:14:10,480 --> 00:14:11,590 following me 335 00:14:11,600 --> 00:14:14,710 Sonic can I ask you something have you 336 00:14:14,720 --> 00:14:16,150 been crying 337 00:14:16,160 --> 00:14:19,030 no not really why does it look like I’ve 338 00:14:19,040 --> 00:14:20,069 been crying 339 00:14:20,079 --> 00:14:22,389 are you insecure about your weight 340 00:14:22,399 --> 00:14:25,110 that's nothing to be insecure about 341 00:14:25,120 --> 00:14:27,509 i think you look rather cute the way you 342 00:14:27,519 --> 00:14:30,150 are your friends and family had no right 343 00:14:30,160 --> 00:14:33,110 to laugh at you the way they did 344 00:14:33,120 --> 00:14:38,550 how do you know my friends laughed at me 345 00:14:38,560 --> 00:14:40,710 you you were listening in on us I had a 346 00:14:40,720 --> 00:14:41,590 hunch about you 347 00:14:41,600 --> 00:14:44,710 so you really are a creep haha I'm not a 348 00:14:44,720 --> 00:14:45,829 creep Sonic 349 00:14:45,839 --> 00:14:49,030 I'm timmy I'm your neighbor you know 350 00:14:49,040 --> 00:14:49,910 Sonic 351 00:14:49,920 --> 00:14:52,470 i kind of have a thing for cute little 352 00:14:52,480 --> 00:14:52,949 fat 353 00:14:52,959 --> 00:14:55,990 boys like you stay away from me 354 00:14:56,000 --> 00:14:58,069 i know what kind of game you're playing 355 00:14:58,079 --> 00:15:00,629 game like minecraft 356 00:15:00,639 --> 00:15:03,990 i know you kids love minecraft I’ve got 357 00:15:04,000 --> 00:15:06,870 a Playstation 4 hooked up in my van 358 00:15:06,880 --> 00:15:09,910 and a really big tv how about you come 359 00:15:09,920 --> 00:15:11,430 over to my van 360 00:15:11,440 --> 00:15:14,310 and play with me I said no I'm not 361 00:15:14,320 --> 00:15:15,430 getting in your van 362 00:15:15,440 --> 00:15:32,949 stay away from me 363 00:15:32,959 --> 00:15:36,389 phew I think I lost him this world is so 364 00:15:36,399 --> 00:15:39,030 scary without Bartleby by my side 365 00:15:39,040 --> 00:15:40,870 maybe I shouldn't have run away from 366 00:15:40,880 --> 00:15:42,069 home 367 00:15:42,079 --> 00:15:44,550 hey where am I did I run all the way to 368 00:15:44,560 --> 00:15:46,870 the graveyard on the other side of town 369 00:15:46,880 --> 00:15:48,710 is that somebody over there who would be 370 00:15:48,720 --> 00:15:52,829 all alone in a graveyard especially on 371 00:15:52,839 --> 00:15:55,030 christmas 372 00:15:55,040 --> 00:15:58,949 um excuse me 373 00:15:58,959 --> 00:16:02,870 hi what do you want wait I know you 374 00:16:02,880 --> 00:16:06,069 you do yes you are really famous 375 00:16:06,079 --> 00:16:08,710 you are Sonic the hitch dog right you're 376 00:16:08,720 --> 00:16:10,470 the lover of Bartleby Montclair of 377 00:16:10,480 --> 00:16:11,350 Dresden 378 00:16:11,360 --> 00:16:14,389 the richest man on planet earth oh yeah 379 00:16:14,399 --> 00:16:16,790 sometimes I forget how famous I am being 380 00:16:16,800 --> 00:16:18,069 Bartleby's boyfriend 381 00:16:18,079 --> 00:16:21,110 and all um what's your name I’ve never 382 00:16:21,120 --> 00:16:22,230 had a name 383 00:16:22,240 --> 00:16:24,949 my father has always just called me fat 384 00:16:24,959 --> 00:16:25,910 boy 385 00:16:25,920 --> 00:16:28,550 oh then hello fat boy what are you doing 386 00:16:28,560 --> 00:16:30,230 alone out here in the graveyard 387 00:16:30,240 --> 00:16:31,910 don't you have a family or friends to 388 00:16:31,920 --> 00:16:33,509 spend christmas with 389 00:16:33,519 --> 00:16:35,749 not really I had only really had one 390 00:16:35,759 --> 00:16:37,110 person in my life 391 00:16:37,120 --> 00:16:39,990 and he passed away not too long ago my 392 00:16:40,000 --> 00:16:41,910 father 393 00:16:41,920 --> 00:16:44,790 that's why I'm here visiting his grave 394 00:16:44,800 --> 00:16:46,230 I'm sorry that there's a lot of 395 00:16:46,240 --> 00:16:47,590 spaghetti sauce on it 396 00:16:47,600 --> 00:16:49,990 i was just eating spaghetti and garlic 397 00:16:50,000 --> 00:16:51,110 bread 398 00:16:51,120 --> 00:16:53,990 i bet your father was a nice man not 399 00:16:54,000 --> 00:16:54,470 really 400 00:16:54,480 --> 00:16:56,310 if he saw that I was getting spaghetti 401 00:16:56,320 --> 00:16:58,310 sauce all over his tombstone he would 402 00:16:58,320 --> 00:17:01,350 beat my ass like a bowl of egg whites 403 00:17:01,360 --> 00:17:04,230 he hit me a lot and spit in my face he 404 00:17:04,240 --> 00:17:06,470 he really hates fat people too 405 00:17:06,480 --> 00:17:09,110 and I’ve been fat my entire wife you too 406 00:17:09,120 --> 00:17:09,669 i mean 407 00:17:09,679 --> 00:17:12,789 man that [ __ ] sucks balls yes my 408 00:17:12,799 --> 00:17:14,949 father has also made me sick his balls a 409 00:17:14,959 --> 00:17:16,069 few times 410 00:17:16,079 --> 00:17:17,990 though you were speaking metaphorically 411 00:17:18,000 --> 00:17:19,270 just now weren't you 412 00:17:19,280 --> 00:17:21,750 well going back to my father hating that 413 00:17:21,760 --> 00:17:22,390 people 414 00:17:22,400 --> 00:17:24,789 he wasn't completely bad you know he 415 00:17:24,799 --> 00:17:26,549 became a little bit nicer when he got 416 00:17:26,559 --> 00:17:27,189 older 417 00:17:27,199 --> 00:17:29,510 he even apologized to me for how he used 418 00:17:29,520 --> 00:17:31,590 to make fun of my weight 419 00:17:31,600 --> 00:17:33,909 in fact he said that making fun of fat 420 00:17:33,919 --> 00:17:35,590 people was the biggest regret of his 421 00:17:35,600 --> 00:17:36,150 life 422 00:17:36,160 --> 00:17:38,150 and that looking at cute little fat boys 423 00:17:38,160 --> 00:17:40,549 was actually a secret fetish he had 424 00:17:40,559 --> 00:17:43,270 okay do you want to see a picture of him 425 00:17:43,280 --> 00:17:45,669 sorry about the chocolate on the photo 426 00:17:45,679 --> 00:17:47,270 i was just eating a chocolate bar 427 00:17:47,280 --> 00:17:49,590 because I'm fat 428 00:17:49,600 --> 00:17:52,150 oh right thanks for coming over and 429 00:17:52,160 --> 00:17:53,430 talking to me today 430 00:17:53,440 --> 00:17:55,669 it's nice being able to talk to another 431 00:17:55,679 --> 00:17:57,350 fat person for once 432 00:17:57,360 --> 00:17:59,190 I'm sure you can understand how hard 433 00:17:59,200 --> 00:18:00,710 life can be at times 434 00:18:00,720 --> 00:18:04,390 when you're fat morning Sonic 435 00:18:04,400 --> 00:18:07,750 merry christmas sorry I don't mean to be 436 00:18:07,760 --> 00:18:10,150 rude but who are you again 437 00:18:10,160 --> 00:18:13,669 come on Sonic the Hedgehog you know me 438 00:18:13,679 --> 00:18:16,789 it's me to me your neighbor come over to 439 00:18:16,799 --> 00:18:17,570 my van 440 00:18:17,580 --> 00:18:21,030 [Music] 441 00:18:21,040 --> 00:18:23,190 [Applause] 442 00:18:23,200 --> 00:18:25,430 hey tell me how long has it been since 443 00:18:25,440 --> 00:18:27,270 your dad died 444 00:18:27,280 --> 00:18:29,750 i don't know like five years or some 445 00:18:29,760 --> 00:18:30,310 [ __ ] 446 00:18:30,320 --> 00:18:32,630 he had a heart attack one night right 447 00:18:32,640 --> 00:18:34,390 after he ate a bowl of macaroni and 448 00:18:34,400 --> 00:18:35,100 cheese 449 00:18:35,110 --> 00:18:38,630 [Music] 450 00:18:38,640 --> 00:18:41,190 it was nice talking to a fellow fatty 451 00:18:41,200 --> 00:18:43,270 but I gotta go home now and eat some 452 00:18:43,280 --> 00:18:44,630 cinnamon rolls 453 00:18:44,640 --> 00:19:01,110 merry christmas and God bless 454 00:19:01,120 --> 00:19:04,070 what's wrong what is it that you see 455 00:19:04,080 --> 00:19:05,110 it's nothing 456 00:19:05,120 --> 00:19:07,350 i I think I'm just going to take the 457 00:19:07,360 --> 00:19:10,760 long way around 458 00:19:10,770 --> 00:19:16,150 [Music] 459 00:19:16,160 --> 00:19:19,750 oh [ __ ] hey [ __ ] seeing this [ __ ] 460 00:19:19,760 --> 00:19:21,510 what are you talking about I don't see 461 00:19:21,520 --> 00:19:22,870 anything 462 00:19:22,880 --> 00:19:24,870 there's nobody absolutely nobody 463 00:19:24,880 --> 00:19:26,070 standing there 464 00:19:26,080 --> 00:19:29,110 open your eyes dude it's my dad he's all 465 00:19:29,120 --> 00:19:30,150 around us 466 00:19:30,160 --> 00:19:33,190 he's finally come back to kill me you 467 00:19:33,200 --> 00:19:34,950 have to be [ __ ] gay if you think I'm 468 00:19:34,960 --> 00:19:36,549 gonna stick around here 469 00:19:36,559 --> 00:19:44,380 I'm out 470 00:19:44,390 --> 00:19:49,350 [Music] 471 00:19:49,360 --> 00:19:52,310 hey are you okay what happened just now 472 00:19:52,320 --> 00:19:54,390 it's like you got magnetically propelled 473 00:19:54,400 --> 00:19:55,220 backwards 474 00:19:55,230 --> 00:19:59,909 [Music] 475 00:19:59,919 --> 00:20:02,390 help me Bartleby's [ __ ] don't let him 476 00:20:02,400 --> 00:20:10,390 kill me 477 00:20:10,400 --> 00:20:14,070 [ __ ] [ __ ] that you I’ve been looking 478 00:20:14,080 --> 00:20:19,510 all over for you 479 00:20:19,520 --> 00:20:21,750 Bartleby what are you doing here how 480 00:20:21,760 --> 00:20:22,870 did you find me 481 00:20:22,880 --> 00:20:24,789 what do you think when you suddenly ran 482 00:20:24,799 --> 00:20:27,510 off like that I was worried to death 483 00:20:27,520 --> 00:20:29,350 i had to come find you and make sure you 484 00:20:29,360 --> 00:20:31,510 are okay the world is a big scary place 485 00:20:31,520 --> 00:20:32,870 for someone like you 486 00:20:32,880 --> 00:20:35,190 oh Bartleby I'm sorry for worrying you 487 00:20:35,200 --> 00:20:36,310 like I did 488 00:20:36,320 --> 00:20:38,310 don't worry about it my [ __ ] i'll give 489 00:20:38,320 --> 00:20:40,070 you a little spanking later tonight as 490 00:20:40,080 --> 00:20:40,870 punishment 491 00:20:40,880 --> 00:20:42,470 since you're here does that mean 492 00:20:42,480 --> 00:20:44,230 everybody else came with you 493 00:20:44,240 --> 00:20:46,870 [ __ ] you know how fast I can run I have 494 00:20:46,880 --> 00:20:48,470 like three dozen gold medals and 495 00:20:48,480 --> 00:20:49,110 sprinting 496 00:20:49,120 --> 00:20:51,110 from when I participated in the korean 497 00:20:51,120 --> 00:20:52,950 olympics even if they did leave the 498 00:20:52,960 --> 00:20:54,710 house with me there is no possible way 499 00:20:54,720 --> 00:20:55,990 they could catch up 500 00:20:56,000 --> 00:20:58,149 but they are your friends and family I'm 501 00:20:58,159 --> 00:20:59,830 sure they will be here any minute now 502 00:20:59,840 --> 00:21:09,830 they care about you 503 00:21:09,840 --> 00:21:20,390 [Music] 504 00:21:20,400 --> 00:21:22,470 what the heck are you guys doing we need 505 00:21:22,480 --> 00:21:24,390 to go out there and find my bro 506 00:21:24,400 --> 00:21:26,149 for all we know he could have frozen 507 00:21:26,159 --> 00:21:28,310 somewhere into a big fat popsicle with a 508 00:21:28,320 --> 00:21:36,630 big buttt 509 00:21:36,640 --> 00:21:39,270 20 degrees outside we took one step out 510 00:21:39,280 --> 00:21:41,270 front and decided we are not going out 511 00:21:41,280 --> 00:21:41,990 there 512 00:21:42,000 --> 00:21:45,029 but but my bro but lubby went after 513 00:21:45,039 --> 00:21:46,070 Sonic didn't he 514 00:21:46,080 --> 00:21:48,630 but ruby always saved the day so we 515 00:21:48,640 --> 00:21:49,510 might as well just 516 00:21:49,520 --> 00:21:52,710 relax and wait for them to get back here 517 00:21:52,720 --> 00:21:54,390 are you getting in the limo or not fat 518 00:21:54,400 --> 00:21:56,789 boy hurry it up 519 00:21:56,799 --> 00:21:58,710 not over here you know the drill get in 520 00:21:58,720 --> 00:22:24,830 the [ __ ] truck 521 00:22:24,840 --> 00:22:26,060 oh 522 00:22:26,070 --> 00:22:27,909 [Applause] 523 00:22:27,919 --> 00:22:29,510 we've got to go look for them guys 524 00:22:29,520 --> 00:22:31,270 they've been gone for hours 525 00:22:31,280 --> 00:22:33,510 Manic you know how long Bartleby's limo 526 00:22:33,520 --> 00:22:35,110 is they probably got stuck 527 00:22:35,120 --> 00:22:42,790 at an intersection or something 528 00:22:42,800 --> 00:22:45,110 [Applause] 529 00:22:45,120 --> 00:22:47,190 are you ready to go inside and see your 530 00:22:47,200 --> 00:22:48,230 friends bitch 531 00:22:48,240 --> 00:22:50,149 i don't know if this is such a good idea 532 00:22:50,159 --> 00:22:51,990 of art webby they they laughed at me 533 00:22:52,000 --> 00:22:53,430 remember 534 00:22:53,440 --> 00:22:55,669 to everybody in that house I'm nothing 535 00:22:55,679 --> 00:22:58,230 but an overweight little fat man 536 00:22:58,240 --> 00:22:59,590 do you know how it makes me feel 537 00:22:59,600 --> 00:23:02,149 Bartleby do you have any idea 538 00:23:02,159 --> 00:23:04,149 do you think I like being this fat it's 539 00:23:04,159 --> 00:23:06,230 all because I like eating cheese and 540 00:23:06,240 --> 00:23:06,950 cookies 541 00:23:06,960 --> 00:23:09,669 and chili dogs oh my God I'm so fat I'm 542 00:23:09,679 --> 00:23:11,029 an embarrassment to you 543 00:23:11,039 --> 00:23:14,070 my [ __ ] that's just not true yes you 544 00:23:14,080 --> 00:23:15,990 are fat as [ __ ] but that's nothing to be 545 00:23:16,000 --> 00:23:17,190 embarrassed about 546 00:23:17,200 --> 00:23:18,950 if anything it's a good thing because 547 00:23:18,960 --> 00:23:20,950 you have got really massive butt cheeks 548 00:23:20,960 --> 00:23:23,270 and if you ask me I think fat people are 549 00:23:23,280 --> 00:23:24,230 kind of cool 550 00:23:24,240 --> 00:23:27,590 you do really then can you name any cool 551 00:23:27,600 --> 00:23:30,310 fat people other than me 552 00:23:30,320 --> 00:23:33,350 Bartleby Bartleby what's wrong 553 00:23:33,360 --> 00:23:37,110 can you not answer my question 554 00:23:37,120 --> 00:23:39,990 um well you know santa claus is kind of 555 00:23:40,000 --> 00:23:40,710 cool 556 00:23:40,720 --> 00:23:43,909 and he's fat as [ __ ] of course xander is 557 00:23:43,919 --> 00:23:46,660 probably nowhere near as fat as you 558 00:23:46,670 --> 00:23:48,870 [Music] 559 00:23:48,880 --> 00:23:50,789 Bartleby that's it you're an absolute 560 00:23:50,799 --> 00:23:52,230 genius Bartleby 561 00:23:52,240 --> 00:23:54,310 of course I'm a genius but what the hell 562 00:23:54,320 --> 00:23:55,830 are you talking about [ __ ] 563 00:23:55,840 --> 00:23:57,590 what you said just now has given me the 564 00:23:57,600 --> 00:23:59,110 perfect idea to get back 565 00:23:59,120 --> 00:24:01,430 at them for calling me fat it's the best 566 00:24:01,440 --> 00:24:02,710 plan ever if I do say 567 00:24:02,720 --> 00:24:04,950 so myself then hurry up and tell me 568 00:24:04,960 --> 00:24:06,789 don't just leave me hanging here like a 569 00:24:06,799 --> 00:24:11,029 pair of balls 570 00:24:11,039 --> 00:24:13,110 Bartleby there you are did you find my 571 00:24:13,120 --> 00:24:15,269 bro why isn't he with you 572 00:24:15,279 --> 00:24:17,110 i looked all over the place but i 573 00:24:17,120 --> 00:24:18,789 couldn't find him anywhere 574 00:24:18,799 --> 00:24:21,029 oh my God if even Bartleby couldn't 575 00:24:21,039 --> 00:24:22,870 find Sonic and something terrible must 576 00:24:22,880 --> 00:24:24,390 have happened to him 577 00:24:24,400 --> 00:24:26,470 please help me find my little [ __ ] boy 578 00:24:26,480 --> 00:24:27,430 i have no clue 579 00:24:27,440 --> 00:24:29,110 where he could have gone we should go 580 00:24:29,120 --> 00:24:30,630 check the neighborhood sex offenders 581 00:24:30,640 --> 00:24:31,430 registry 582 00:24:31,440 --> 00:24:33,510 my [ __ ] has some plump butt cheeks so i 583 00:24:33,520 --> 00:24:34,630 wouldn't be surprised 584 00:24:34,640 --> 00:24:45,669 if somebody snatched him up again 585 00:24:45,679 --> 00:24:47,590 what the [ __ ] is this it sounds like 586 00:24:47,600 --> 00:24:54,149 somebody is walking on the roof 587 00:24:54,159 --> 00:24:55,909 Sonic the Hedgehog this has got to be 588 00:24:55,919 --> 00:24:58,390 your greatest plan yet 589 00:24:58,400 --> 00:24:59,990 when I drop down the chimney with this 590 00:25:00,000 --> 00:25:01,830 bag of toys they're so going to believe 591 00:25:01,840 --> 00:25:03,190 I'm the real santa 592 00:25:03,200 --> 00:25:04,789 and then when I give them their gifts 593 00:25:04,799 --> 00:25:06,950 they'll realize just how cool fat people 594 00:25:06,960 --> 00:25:08,230 can be 595 00:25:08,240 --> 00:25:10,070 i just need to be careful climbing down 596 00:25:10,080 --> 00:25:12,310 the chimney I don't want to repeat what 597 00:25:12,320 --> 00:25:14,070 happened all those years ago when I got 598 00:25:14,080 --> 00:25:16,390 stuck 599 00:25:16,400 --> 00:25:18,230 my butt cheeks are pretty big though 600 00:25:18,240 --> 00:25:20,310 they've certainly grown over the years 601 00:25:20,320 --> 00:25:22,549 maybe this might not be such a good idea 602 00:25:22,559 --> 00:25:23,590 after all 603 00:25:23,600 --> 00:25:25,430 i mean I could just walk in through the 604 00:25:25,440 --> 00:25:27,110 front door I guess that would still be 605 00:25:27,120 --> 00:25:29,669 cool oh [ __ ] oh [ __ ] I'm slipping 606 00:25:29,679 --> 00:25:47,830 oh my God 607 00:25:47,840 --> 00:25:51,269 how it smells like gingerbread cookies 608 00:25:51,279 --> 00:25:53,590 yo you guys I think [ __ ] santa 609 00:25:53,600 --> 00:25:55,269 claus is coming down the chimney right 610 00:25:55,279 --> 00:25:56,310 now 611 00:25:56,320 --> 00:25:58,630 phew well at least my cover's not blown 612 00:25:58,640 --> 00:26:00,549 it's a good thing I ate that gingerbread 613 00:26:00,559 --> 00:26:01,430 house earlier 614 00:26:01,440 --> 00:26:03,990 but now I'm stuck [ __ ] what the hell 615 00:26:04,000 --> 00:26:05,510 are you doing you fat ass 616 00:26:05,520 --> 00:26:08,230 this was not part of the plan it's okay 617 00:26:08,240 --> 00:26:10,470 Bartleby I just got a little stuck 618 00:26:10,480 --> 00:26:12,789 i am i'll think of something so just 619 00:26:12,799 --> 00:26:15,830 wait there okay 620 00:26:15,840 --> 00:26:17,990 santa I can't believe it can I can i 621 00:26:18,000 --> 00:26:19,590 please have a new baseball mitt for 622 00:26:19,600 --> 00:26:20,789 christmas 623 00:26:20,799 --> 00:26:23,190 and can I please have a large metal 624 00:26:23,200 --> 00:26:24,710 baseball bat 625 00:26:24,720 --> 00:26:27,029 also can one of your christmas elves 626 00:26:27,039 --> 00:26:29,430 personally shut the baseball bat so far 627 00:26:29,440 --> 00:26:30,310 up my ass 628 00:26:30,320 --> 00:26:33,909 that the other end comes out of my mouth 629 00:26:33,919 --> 00:26:36,789 how hard I'm just kidding I'm actually 630 00:26:36,799 --> 00:26:38,149 not getting santa 631 00:26:38,159 --> 00:26:40,789 i want one of your elves to spank me and 632 00:26:40,799 --> 00:26:42,070 then five more elves 633 00:26:42,080 --> 00:26:44,870 shove a baseball bat in my ass I said 634 00:26:44,880 --> 00:26:45,430 five 635 00:26:45,440 --> 00:26:47,510 because elves are small and they'll 636 00:26:47,520 --> 00:26:49,190 probably have to work together 637 00:26:49,200 --> 00:26:51,350 i don't mind though because it's as they 638 00:26:51,360 --> 00:26:52,390 always say 639 00:26:52,400 --> 00:26:55,669 teamwork makes the dream work 640 00:26:55,679 --> 00:26:57,590 i can't believe it boys it's the real 641 00:26:57,600 --> 00:27:00,149 santa I don't even know what to ask for 642 00:27:00,159 --> 00:27:01,830 i want a tennis racket and a jar of 643 00:27:01,840 --> 00:27:04,630 marbles I just want a big ass jug of 644 00:27:04,640 --> 00:27:05,669 ketchup 645 00:27:05,679 --> 00:27:07,909 sand sand can I please have a my little 646 00:27:07,919 --> 00:27:08,950 pony toy 647 00:27:08,960 --> 00:27:11,750 santa I want a new skateboard santa can 648 00:27:11,760 --> 00:27:12,870 i please 649 00:27:12,880 --> 00:27:16,789 have a large metal baseball bat 650 00:27:16,799 --> 00:27:19,269 no you're you are not getting anything 651 00:27:19,279 --> 00:27:20,789 none of you are getting any presents 652 00:27:20,799 --> 00:27:21,590 this year 653 00:27:21,600 --> 00:27:23,269 all of you are on the naughty list this 654 00:27:23,279 --> 00:27:25,510 year every single one of you 655 00:27:25,520 --> 00:27:27,830 none of you are free absent you made 656 00:27:27,840 --> 00:27:29,510 that little Hedgehog boy cry 657 00:27:29,520 --> 00:27:32,230 you laughed at him you made fun of him 658 00:27:32,240 --> 00:27:32,630 you 659 00:27:32,640 --> 00:27:35,190 you called him fat and humiliated him 660 00:27:35,200 --> 00:27:36,710 you're all evil people 661 00:27:36,720 --> 00:27:38,630 nobody deserves to be treated the same 662 00:27:38,640 --> 00:27:40,630 way Sonic the Hedgehog was treated here 663 00:27:40,640 --> 00:27:41,430 today 664 00:27:41,440 --> 00:27:43,590 and if you ask me Sonic the Hedgehog 665 00:27:43,600 --> 00:27:46,070 isn't even fat he's rather good looking 666 00:27:46,080 --> 00:27:50,740 and you can trust me I'm santa claus 667 00:27:50,750 --> 00:27:54,549 [Music] 668 00:27:54,559 --> 00:27:57,430 now hold on for one Mobius minute santa 669 00:27:57,440 --> 00:27:59,830 did you just say my bro wasn't fat 670 00:27:59,840 --> 00:28:01,990 that's right you're all just blind or 671 00:28:02,000 --> 00:28:03,430 you want to bully him 672 00:28:03,440 --> 00:28:05,430 you know what santa I was just starting 673 00:28:05,440 --> 00:28:06,789 to think you had a point 674 00:28:06,799 --> 00:28:08,549 but after hearing what you just said 675 00:28:08,559 --> 00:28:10,070 your load to [ __ ] 676 00:28:10,080 --> 00:28:12,149 i am not going to just stand here and 677 00:28:12,159 --> 00:28:13,590 let you lie about my bro 678 00:28:13,600 --> 00:28:16,710 like that but but it's not true it's 679 00:28:16,720 --> 00:28:17,750 just not 680 00:28:17,760 --> 00:28:21,029 Sonic isn't really that fat is he please 681 00:28:21,039 --> 00:28:23,110 tell me he's not my bro is definitely 682 00:28:23,120 --> 00:28:24,950 fat ass [ __ ] I would know more than 683 00:28:24,960 --> 00:28:25,750 anybody 684 00:28:25,760 --> 00:28:28,470 i stare at his ass all the [ __ ] time 685 00:28:28,480 --> 00:28:28,870 wait 686 00:28:28,880 --> 00:28:31,990 you do does your bro know about this no 687 00:28:32,000 --> 00:28:34,630 and he's never going to find out because 688 00:28:34,640 --> 00:28:38,310 what he doesn't know won't hurt him 689 00:28:38,320 --> 00:28:39,990 Manic that's enough you're wasting 690 00:28:40,000 --> 00:28:41,430 everyone's time here 691 00:28:41,440 --> 00:28:43,350 don't you realize we got santa claus 692 00:28:43,360 --> 00:28:45,110 trapped right where we want him 693 00:28:45,120 --> 00:28:47,430 we have absolute power over that fat man 694 00:28:47,440 --> 00:28:49,110 that's right Manic 695 00:28:49,120 --> 00:28:50,470 the thing is stopping at your foot from 696 00:28:50,480 --> 00:28:53,830 rubbing a mistake and domingo you think 697 00:28:53,840 --> 00:28:56,710 the low size I can't believe it is this 698 00:28:56,720 --> 00:28:57,590 really how i 699 00:28:57,600 --> 00:29:01,590 Sonic the Hedgehog I'm going to die 700 00:29:01,600 --> 00:29:04,870 huh sony quickly 701 00:29:04,880 --> 00:29:09,269 climb up the rope before it's too late 702 00:29:09,279 --> 00:29:11,029 it's not like I have any other choice 703 00:29:11,039 --> 00:29:17,350 right now 704 00:29:17,360 --> 00:29:31,750 Sonic never be ashamed of who you are 705 00:29:31,760 --> 00:29:34,070 Sonic thank God you're alive yet when 706 00:29:34,080 --> 00:29:35,110 Bartleby said 707 00:29:35,120 --> 00:29:41,190 he couldn't find you we feared the worst 708 00:29:41,200 --> 00:29:43,510 you guys everybody you were all really 709 00:29:43,520 --> 00:29:44,549 worried about me 710 00:29:44,559 --> 00:29:49,350 even though I'm so fat 711 00:29:49,360 --> 00:29:51,909 Sonic my arch nemesis we all talked it 712 00:29:51,919 --> 00:29:53,190 over while you were away 713 00:29:53,200 --> 00:29:56,070 and well so what if you're fat you have 714 00:29:56,080 --> 00:29:58,149 got so many other traits to be proud of 715 00:29:58,159 --> 00:30:01,110 other things that make you special 716 00:30:01,120 --> 00:30:02,789 that's right bro don't forget you're the 717 00:30:02,799 --> 00:30:04,470 leader of the best rock band ever 718 00:30:04,480 --> 00:30:07,110 the Sonic Underground or remember when 719 00:30:07,120 --> 00:30:08,789 you single-handedly saved the world 720 00:30:08,799 --> 00:30:10,950 during the whole chaos emerald crisis 721 00:30:10,960 --> 00:30:12,870 nobody else could have kept their cool 722 00:30:12,880 --> 00:30:14,950 as well as you did with the whole world 723 00:30:14,960 --> 00:30:16,950 falling apart 724 00:30:16,960 --> 00:30:19,190 Doctor robot Nick also considers you to be 725 00:30:19,200 --> 00:30:20,389 his eternal rival 726 00:30:20,399 --> 00:30:23,029 that's right that sounds pretty special 727 00:30:23,039 --> 00:30:24,870 if you ask me 728 00:30:24,880 --> 00:30:26,630 remember when you turned all my homemade 729 00:30:26,640 --> 00:30:27,990 watches into spiders 730 00:30:28,000 --> 00:30:31,350 that was pretty cool what we're trying 731 00:30:31,360 --> 00:30:32,389 to say [ __ ] 732 00:30:32,399 --> 00:30:33,990 is that you're far more special than you 733 00:30:34,000 --> 00:30:36,230 think you are 734 00:30:36,240 --> 00:30:38,389 after all I wouldn't just make anyone my 735 00:30:38,399 --> 00:30:39,430 [ __ ] bitch 736 00:30:39,440 --> 00:30:52,960 you're special to me 737 00:30:52,970 --> 00:30:58,350 [Music] 738 00:31:08,320 --> 00:31:10,399 you