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I'm so glad you could finally take some

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time off Bartleby

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you've been on your business trip in

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australia for so long

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i was beginning to fear that you would

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not be home in time for halloween my

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lover

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well to tell you the truth my i

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decided to come home early

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I'm supposed to be buying a 600 billion

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dollar hotel in australia right now

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but when you told me you were going to

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the pumpkin patch to buy pumpkins

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i just had to come along and watch it's

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always a treat

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observing how you poor people celebrate

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your poor people holidays

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this looks like the perfect pumpkin for

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carving what do you think Bartleby

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Bartleby are you listening Bartleby are

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you there

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where did you go Bartleby my lover

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oh yeah I'm listening my I just

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have my eyes set on a couple of other

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pumpkins right now

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haha what are you doing Bartleby those

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aren't pumpkins those are my butt cheek

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quit being silly I don't know about that

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these look like some rather juicy

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pumpkins too I'm almost tempted to keep

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spanking them

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until they get mashed into pumpkin puree

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remind me again why we are

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painting these pumpkins as instead of

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carving them

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the poor person manual that I bought

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last night says poor people usually

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carve out pumpkin

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haha I already told you Bartleby my mom

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doesn't want me using a knife because

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it's dangerous

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that's right I forgot you poor people

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are always such a treat to be era

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it's cute how you have to worry about

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getting hurt because you can't afford to

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pay hospital bills

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you