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mom

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dad I can't wait for you to finally meet

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my boyfriend

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Sonic his butt cheeks are like two big

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juicy and bright watermelons

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dave jiggle like ziploc bags filled with

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a lot of grape jelly

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every [ __ ] time I spank them I can't

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wait to meet him

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I'm also happy the three of us can

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finally spend some time together like

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this

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i haven't seen your beautiful face in

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like two weeks since I left on that

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business trip

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to tokyo japan mom you went on that

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business trip 12 years ago

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and when you finally came back after 12

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years dad had to remind you I was even

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born

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ha ha well you know how those Chinese

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people

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are I wanted to come back home sooner

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but they never

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shut up ching chong ping pong am I right

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it's okay mom I hold no it will against

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you let's just sit here

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in this hometown buffet and wait for my

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boyfriend and his family to get here

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speaking of the hometown buffet

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Bartleby why the hell would you invite

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us to such a poor establishment such as

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this

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i remember you telling me your boyfriend

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loves eating here

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and that his family is not as rich as

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ours

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but surely they must have at least some

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dignity

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mom I told you this family is poor

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the hometown buffet is all they could

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afford the hometown buffet to them

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is like applebee's to us to then

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hometown buffet is the [ __ ]

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well this place certainly does smell

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like my [ __ ] [ __ ]

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does your boyfriend at least have any

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defining qualities

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that you would consider valuable in our

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family's constant pursuit of financial

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gain

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mom you know I don't care about that

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stuff I like Sonic because he's cute and

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happy all the time but if it makes you

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feel better

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i already told you he's the prince of

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Mobius remember well

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a prince you know what that means I bet

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this Sonic has a whole lot of subjects

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beneath him

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maybe even a few slaves which he can

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force to suck his big hairy balls

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you got that right sugar tits there was

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no need to doubt our son

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a Montclair always knows who to make

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their [ __ ]

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did you just tell me it costs 20 bucks

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per person to eat here

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how dare you charge people that much

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this restaurant is absolutely filthy

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you're practically scamming people

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twenty dollars is too much

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i demand a discount can't you see I got

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like

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five people in my family it's going to

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cost me like

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40 bucks bless an old lady if you are

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not going to pay the full price you are

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not going to get any food

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mama we are going to eat here aren't we

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bart levi is probably already at the

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table waiting for us

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and I promised I would be here today is

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the day I finally meet his parents

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Sonic sweetie I'm afraid we just don't

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have the money to eat here right now

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your Uncle Chuck spent all of mommy's

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money on a prostitute last night

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and cigarettes

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if you still want to see Bartleby maybe

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you should call him

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and tell him we're driving across the

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street to burger king

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hey look over there at the entrance deer

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there's actually a family who can't

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afford to eat here

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how pathetic

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i see it I would point and laugh at them

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but my hands are already occupied by

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cleaning up the piss around my legs

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i laughed at them so much already that i

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already peed myself a lot

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it's all over the place

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excuse me sir please allow me to pay for

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this family to eat here

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totally why on earth are you paying for

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that poor family's meal

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i know we raised you better than this

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further this isn't just any poor family

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this is my boyfriend's poor family is

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that so

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then one of them must be your boyfriend

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is it that sexy one over there with the

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mustache

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and big buttt no mom that is his sexy

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uncle

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Uncle Chuck my boyfriend is Sonic the

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Hedgehog

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he is right here are you [ __ ] kidding

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me

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that is your boyfriend he is so poor

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that he can't even afford

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to eat here at the hometown buffet

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i will not allow it I would sooner die

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than let a fat bitch like him be

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connected

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to the Montclair name

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honey calm down do you remember the last

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time you picked a fight with Bartleby

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he spanked you so hard that you pooped

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yourself and you were unconscious for

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three weeks

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that's right mom let that go he just

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threw a ketchup

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at my personal bitch and I'm not just

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going to stand by

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and let that happen follow me outside

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dad

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we're going to fight just let me take my

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pants off first

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so they don't get dirty these pants cost

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me 638 billion dollars

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oh my God Bartleby stop this can't you

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see you're killing him

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please just let your father go Bartleby

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stop this

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that's enough you don't have to kill him

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shut up [ __ ]

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[Music]

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consider yourself lucky that my [ __ ] is

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a far nicer person

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than I am had it been my choice you

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would have died this day

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be sure to thank Sonic for letting you

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keep your pathetic little life

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little man well how long are you going

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to stay on the floor

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situation the table we are going to eat

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together and enjoy

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ourselves and eat green beans as a

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family so tell me boy

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what can you provide to our family we

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are the modular household

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we are not a charity can you provide

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anything to us beside your fat ass

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if you cannot provide something for us

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what makes you think we will let you

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date our son

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that's right what sort of wealth do you

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have you clearly don't have any money

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but

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surely you must have something maybe a

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gold brick up your ass

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is that why it's so big do you at least

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own a house

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i certainly hope you're not on the

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streets like a [ __ ]

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what's the matter sugar plum mum do we

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own the house

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well not technically in fact we might

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lose it

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if I miss payment this Saturday so go

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easy on the seasoned green beans

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you got damn blue [ __ ] that shit's

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expensive

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no what was that [ __ ]

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no I'm tired of this

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why why do we have to be poor why can't

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we be rich [ __ ]

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like jk rowling or notch the creator of

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minecraft

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it's just isn't fair bro you don't know

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what it really means to be poor

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i grew up on the streets at dinner time

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me

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and the rest of the rat patrol would sit

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around the dinner table

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and pharaoh would walk around

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individually farting in our mouths one

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by one

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that was our dinner for the day so don't

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you come telling me what poor is

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okay I suppose I can give it a shot

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you are back I see what did you learn

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fat boy what did you find out

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hold on to your seats for this one folks

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because my uncle owns

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a whole trailer oh a trailer park

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that's better than I thought fat boy did

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you hear that honey

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he owns a trailer park the whole family

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does

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a whole trailer park you say well now

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that changes things

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how much money are you bringing in oh

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not a trailer park

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it's just one trailer and our uncle

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doesn't completely own it

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he's renting it you know what mom and

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dad

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I'm sick and tired of you sitting here

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billeting my bitch

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if you can't be respectful evan once in

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your life I think we will pack our

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things and leave

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just because he smells like chili it

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doesn't mean you should laugh at him

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he tries his best he's a good boy and

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lovely boyfriend

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the best boyfriend in the world if you

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refuse to give him a chance for even a

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second

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well I don't think we can continue this

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talk

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okay i'll go take a poop

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hey waiter guy give my son the paycheck

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we're leaving this bump it was the two

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of you who invited us down here and

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furthermore

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you insulted my [ __ ] so go on you

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bragged to my [ __ ] about how much money

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you got

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might as well go all the way throw down

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that 82 trillion dollar bill you've been

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waiting to show off

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I'm waiting whatever is wrong why are

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you ignoring me daddy

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did you really think that I wouldn't

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notice that ginormous [ __ ] stain on your

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ass

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daddy come here we haven't seen each

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other in 13 years

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let's have some father and son bonding

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time let me smell your ass

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come on there's no need to be afraid let

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me get a big whiff of those cheeks

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so it appears that I will be correct

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this isn't even 100 cotton

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on top this isn't even your poop be

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honest with me

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further have you been shopping at the

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local flea market

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let go of me it's not a poop stein

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not in your life dad I see through your

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little schemes

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you and mom fell on hard times again it

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wasn't to get to know him or

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anything like that no it was because we

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have not talked 10 years and now

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your cash is running low you were hoping

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to get as much money out of him as you

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could

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and a free dinner you do remember the

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old Montclair family saying

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don't you father you should after all

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you're the one who came up with it

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but maybe i'll remind you anyway the

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rich gets all

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and the poor gets lost son please you

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must understand

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all we have are 896 trillion dollars in

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our bank account

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we are practically on the streets

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just last week I had to buy only

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300 golden toilets for our basement

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instead of

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500. that's how bad off we

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are what do you not get this

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actually son I take it back

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everything we said the way you grope

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your

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bitch's ass it shows you love him very

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much

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we accept your relationship with Sonic

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the Hedgehog

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Sonic the Hedgehog you better

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be a good [ __ ] now goodbye

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hello everyone and welcome to the dr

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phil show

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i am your host Doctor phil

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[Applause]

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today we're here with a special guest

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her name is hannah

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she is having family troubles and she

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has come here to share it with all of us

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hey sid I'm all done with my homework so

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my mom said I could come over to play

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and by play I mean have some hot and

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sweaty butt sex

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you win big boy up sid

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are you watching that episode of Doctor phil

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again you have been watching that same

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episode all week

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why are you so obsessed with it i

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already told you gerald

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something about it just doesn't sit

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right with my ass

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here watch what happens at the end of

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the episode

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right here when Jimmy runs backstage

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normally when a guest runs off like that

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Doctor phil goes to check up on them

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or bring them back out on stage to

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apologize

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but here he just ends the episode I have

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a feeling that something happened to

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Jimmy

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backstage that we the viewers couldn't

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see that is the mystery

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that I said the science kid must decode

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i spent the entire day hacking into the

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Doctor phil show's cameras

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i should be able to see what happened

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behind the scenes in just a couple

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seconds

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I'm in now let's see what daddy can find

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you're retired can't you see I'm hauling

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us

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get out on my way

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hey now that's no way to talk to our

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master

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i think someone owes an apology

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what are you some kind of a group well

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I'm not scared

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what the [ __ ] is this who are all those

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[ __ ] wearing the black looks

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what the hell is that Bartleby

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Montclair of Dresden

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said who is bart levi and why is he

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important

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Bartleby Montclair of Dresden is the

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richest man on earth also Sonic the

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Hedgehog is his [ __ ]

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let it be known that from here on out

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that you Jimmy are a member of

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of the new boys the new boys and what do

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they want with Jimmy

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a 12 year old are they like homosexual

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or something I feel like I'm going to

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need to look deeper into this

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if I want to understand what's going on

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sid I have a feeling you just discovered

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something you shouldn't have

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[Music]

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sid maybe you should call it quits for

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the day

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you know your hacking can be dangerous

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gerald get down you're going to be shot

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in your [ __ ] ass

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gerald no you can't die on me you're my

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best friend

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I'm okay sid the gunshot just blew off

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my pants let's get out of here

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let's go in the garage we can steal my

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mommy's car

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mommy daddy what did they do to you i'll

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kill you

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you monster i'll [ __ ] rape you [ __ ]

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who are you tell me who you are right

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now don't ignore me you're [ __ ]

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[ __ ]

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said stop it we have got to get out of

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here now

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damage it I told you we should have run

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when we had the chance

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you ask me who I am very well I suppose

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you deserve to know

389
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that much before you die I am the one

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who will reset the timeline

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back to its original course back before

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Bartleby Montclair of Dresden

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and his [ __ ] changed it by going back

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in time

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i will do what the boys could not I will

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kill the Sonic Underground

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time travel the boys the Sonic

398
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Underground I don't understand anything

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you're saying

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you still didn't tell me who you are of

401
00:16:23,759 --> 00:16:25,189
course you don't understand

402
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even though you sid also participated in

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the war

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of prophecy that altered reality as we

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know it

406
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your memories were locked away from you

407
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just as everyone else's memories were

408
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also locked away but I am here to change

409
00:16:38,880 --> 00:16:39,590
that

410
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and now the five of us the new boys will

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reawaken everybody's lost memories

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go ahead boys remove your robes no need

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to stay hidden from those who will be

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dead soon

415
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[Music]

416
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my name is randy a long time ago

417
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Uncle Chuck paid me 13 bucks to beat my

418
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son's ass

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with a belt can I see you for a moment

420
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please

421
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yeah sure thing daddy what for what for

422
00:17:16,720 --> 00:17:20,069
oh that that's a secret my son

423
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like a surprise oh boy I love surprise

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it

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is it a trip to Disney world daddy or

426
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are we going out for ice cream

427
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hey daddy have I ever told you how much

428
00:17:30,640 --> 00:17:32,789
i love you

429
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i I love you too my son now come let's

430
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[Music]

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go

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[Music]

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and because of him I ended up going to

434
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jail all that time I waited and planned

435
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my revenge

436
00:18:04,080 --> 00:18:05,990
so that when I got out I could kill

437
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Uncle Chuck and his family and friends

438
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that's when a mysterious man appeared

439
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before me he had paid my way out of

440
00:18:13,360 --> 00:18:15,669
prison he told me that he also hated the

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Sonic Underground

442
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and that he had challenged them to a war

443
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of prophecy in an alternate timeline

444
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but lost he must have noticed that I was

445
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stronger than him and asked me to join

446
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his team

447
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so that he could have another shot at

448
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taking down the Sonic Underground

449
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but I told him no [ __ ] you had your

450
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chance if I'm joining a team

451
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I'm going to be the new leader and so i

452
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beat him with my belt

453
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there was nothing he could do but sit

454
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there and take it

455
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do you see this apple it's no ordinary

456
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apple

457
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this apple comes from a very special

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tree planted in the center of lazy town

459
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lazy town I’ve researched that place but

460
00:18:55,440 --> 00:18:57,750
i always thought it was just a myth

461
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lazy town is indeed real and we have a

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prophecy that dates back to tens of

463
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thousands of years

464
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legend has it that someday and war would

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break out

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and that a beautiful man named Bartleby

467
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would single-handedly win the war and

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rewrite history as if it never happened

469
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the legend also says that if somebody

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bit into an apple that grows on the

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sacred tree

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then immediately takes a [ __ ] everyone

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who had lost

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their memories we'll get their memories

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back

476
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that reminds me robbie rotten you still

477
00:19:28,799 --> 00:19:31,590
haven't told us how you managed to steal

478
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an apple from the sacred tree

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aren't the people of lazy town guarding

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it at all times

481
00:19:38,960 --> 00:19:40,789
let's just say ziggy might have let me

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take an apple after I sucked his huge

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stinky balls

484
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it was a pleasure doing business with

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you ziggy remember

486
00:19:50,880 --> 00:19:53,270
this has to stay between us since you're

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00:19:53,280 --> 00:19:54,710
only six years old

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i won't say anything if you won't [ __ ]

489
00:20:01,120 --> 00:20:02,950
hey kid you got a bathroom anywhere in

490
00:20:02,960 --> 00:20:06,149
this place yeah it's right down the hall

491
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well too bad I'm gonna take a [ __ ]

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00:20:08,159 --> 00:20:09,590
[ __ ] right here

493
00:20:09,600 --> 00:20:13,029
open your mouth hey Bartleby when we get

494
00:20:13,039 --> 00:20:13,510
home

495
00:20:13,520 --> 00:20:15,270
do you want to watch Charlie and the

496
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chocolate factory

497
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[Music]

498
00:20:26,850 --> 00:20:32,310
[Applause]

499
00:20:32,320 --> 00:20:34,870
so it's just as I predicted everybody is

500
00:20:34,880 --> 00:20:38,549
getting their last memory back

501
00:20:38,559 --> 00:20:40,310
somebody must have stolen an apple from

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the secretary of lazy town

503
00:20:51,760 --> 00:20:54,390
master obi-wan there was a disturbance

504
00:20:54,400 --> 00:20:55,110
in the force

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00:20:55,120 --> 00:20:57,990
have you felt it yes anakin I have felt

506
00:20:58,000 --> 00:20:58,950
it too

507
00:20:58,960 --> 00:21:00,950
it seems we have all gotten our memories

508
00:21:00,960 --> 00:21:02,950
back of the previous timeline

509
00:21:02,960 --> 00:21:05,430
sportacus and Bartleby told me this may

510
00:21:05,440 --> 00:21:07,510
happen someday but I was too scared to

511
00:21:07,520 --> 00:21:16,060
believe them

512
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[Laughter]

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[Music]

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00:21:43,039 --> 00:21:44,789
you're working with Roberto yeah and

515
00:21:44,799 --> 00:21:46,470
wake me up we are going to try and kill

516
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me someday

517
00:21:47,600 --> 00:21:50,549
you fa [ __ ] roger upton told me that if

518
00:21:50,559 --> 00:21:51,350
i kill you

519
00:21:51,360 --> 00:21:53,669
i can become the new sporticus of lazy

520
00:21:53,679 --> 00:21:56,390
town you think i'd pass it up [ __ ]

521
00:21:56,400 --> 00:21:58,149
you will never be accepted as a new

522
00:21:58,159 --> 00:22:00,310
spartacu you're too far

523
00:22:00,320 --> 00:22:05,909
obviously fooling music

524
00:22:05,919 --> 00:22:07,830
i have been waiting for an opportunity

525
00:22:07,840 --> 00:22:13,460
like this for a long time sporticus

526
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[Music]

527
00:22:15,450 --> 00:22:22,549
[Applause]

528
00:22:22,559 --> 00:22:24,870
ziggy what the hell are you doing to

529
00:22:24,880 --> 00:22:26,789
sport a kiss

530
00:22:26,799 --> 00:22:28,950
what does it look like I'm doing stingy

531
00:22:28,960 --> 00:22:29,990
I'm going to raise

532
00:22:30,000 --> 00:22:32,789
and kill him after I do that i'll become

533
00:22:32,799 --> 00:22:34,549
the new sporticus

534
00:22:34,559 --> 00:22:37,669
but that's not even how it works ziggy

535
00:22:37,679 --> 00:22:40,950
even if you kill scorpius you will never

536
00:22:40,960 --> 00:22:42,470
take his place

537
00:22:42,480 --> 00:22:45,350
you're too fat rodney rotten is lying to

538
00:22:45,360 --> 00:22:46,470
you

539
00:22:46,480 --> 00:22:56,670
quick stashy valve is

540
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[Music]

541
00:23:01,039 --> 00:23:04,710
stingy why aren't you wearing any pants

542
00:23:04,720 --> 00:23:07,510
i have been wanting to do this to you

543
00:23:07,520 --> 00:23:08,710
for a long time

544
00:23:08,720 --> 00:23:12,789
ziggy stop stashing ignotion a mystery

545
00:23:12,799 --> 00:23:15,350
and you either belong to you within your

546
00:23:15,360 --> 00:23:16,549
entire you cannot

547
00:23:16,559 --> 00:23:20,710
if you have ziggy do you nobody

548
00:23:20,720 --> 00:23:24,070
shut up spotify no you're right

549
00:23:24,080 --> 00:23:27,110
we need to get out of here and find out

550
00:23:27,120 --> 00:23:31,430
why rodney rotten is doing this

551
00:23:31,440 --> 00:23:33,750
what's happening mike my memories

552
00:23:33,760 --> 00:23:35,510
they're changing

553
00:23:35,520 --> 00:23:38,070
no it feels more like memories that were

554
00:23:38,080 --> 00:23:39,350
long forgotten

555
00:23:39,360 --> 00:23:42,230
are flooding back to me

556
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[Music]

557
00:23:46,159 --> 00:23:48,149
so it has begun the memories of the

558
00:23:48,159 --> 00:23:49,830
heroes are finally returning to where

559
00:23:49,840 --> 00:23:51,909
they belong

560
00:23:51,919 --> 00:23:54,630
no this can't be happening how can this

561
00:23:54,640 --> 00:23:55,590
happen

562
00:23:55,600 --> 00:23:58,710
we destroyed the boys long ago

563
00:23:58,720 --> 00:24:01,269
what do you think is gonna happen kate

564
00:24:01,279 --> 00:24:02,870
we're going to rape you

565
00:24:02,880 --> 00:24:05,909
take of your shorts now no

566
00:24:05,919 --> 00:24:10,450
God please there is no God here

567
00:24:10,460 --> 00:24:15,190
[Music]

568
00:24:15,200 --> 00:24:17,029
get your hands off of me you disgusting

569
00:24:17,039 --> 00:24:19,590
blue freak i'll call the [ __ ] cops on

570
00:24:19,600 --> 00:24:21,029
you

571
00:24:21,039 --> 00:24:24,149
mommy daddy help me

572
00:24:24,159 --> 00:24:26,710
gerald don't let them rape me [ __ ] I'm

573
00:24:26,720 --> 00:24:31,269
only three years old

574
00:24:31,279 --> 00:24:33,510
hey rooney let me get a taste of that

575
00:24:33,520 --> 00:24:37,990
cute and sexy ass

576
00:24:38,000 --> 00:24:41,510
stop let me go dude

577
00:24:41,520 --> 00:24:46,230
let me go

578
00:24:46,240 --> 00:24:48,070
oh hey wait a minute you with the

579
00:24:48,080 --> 00:24:49,510
pumpkin helmet

580
00:24:49,520 --> 00:24:51,909
i recognize your face from somewhere but

581
00:24:51,919 --> 00:24:52,870
where

582
00:24:52,880 --> 00:24:56,470
wait oh God it's you so it is just as i

583
00:24:56,480 --> 00:24:56,950
fear

584
00:24:56,960 --> 00:25:06,950
you have returned to finish the job

585
00:25:06,960 --> 00:25:09,190
we at clan acres don't just hire [ __ ]

586
00:25:09,200 --> 00:25:11,669
we pride ourselves in our work

587
00:25:11,679 --> 00:25:13,669
and tonight because it is the first day

588
00:25:13,679 --> 00:25:16,630
of fall you will work your butts off

589
00:25:16,640 --> 00:25:18,870
so I hope you boys came to play because

590
00:25:18,880 --> 00:25:21,750
daddy isn't holding anything back

591
00:25:21,760 --> 00:25:23,669
each year parents bring their sweet

592
00:25:23,679 --> 00:25:25,510
sweet children to come play in the glen

593
00:25:25,520 --> 00:25:27,269
acres corn maze

594
00:25:27,279 --> 00:25:29,269
and it has been a long lasting tradition

595
00:25:29,279 --> 00:25:31,190
to have four cute pumpkin boys

596
00:25:31,200 --> 00:25:33,430
that hide inside the corn maze and jump

597
00:25:33,440 --> 00:25:36,070
out to scare all the nice young boys

598
00:25:36,080 --> 00:25:38,789
that's your job for the season remember

599
00:25:38,799 --> 00:25:40,630
it's technically not illegal to stare at

600
00:25:40,640 --> 00:25:41,990
that fine little boy ass

601
00:25:42,000 --> 00:25:44,070
but don't touch we don't need another

602
00:25:44,080 --> 00:25:45,990
warren search to happen on this farm

603
00:25:46,000 --> 00:25:48,870
because it's not a good look for us

604
00:25:48,880 --> 00:25:51,830
well unless you find one boy misbehaving

605
00:25:51,840 --> 00:25:53,510
then you have my permission to bring him

606
00:25:53,520 --> 00:25:55,029
to me

607
00:25:55,039 --> 00:25:57,029
you all have your pumpkin boy mask

608
00:25:57,039 --> 00:25:58,470
costumes I mailed to you

609
00:25:58,480 --> 00:26:01,590
right put them on

610
00:26:01,600 --> 00:26:03,430
they're all one size smaller than what

611
00:26:03,440 --> 00:26:05,190
you may expect so you really have to

612
00:26:05,200 --> 00:26:07,909
squeeze your butt in there

613
00:26:07,919 --> 00:26:11,029
yes Mr Johnson do you have a question

614
00:26:11,039 --> 00:26:13,510
ah yeah what the [ __ ] is going on this

615
00:26:13,520 --> 00:26:18,070
isn't what the application said

616
00:26:18,080 --> 00:26:19,669
perhaps you should save the questions

617
00:26:19,679 --> 00:26:21,269
for later Mr Johnson

618
00:26:21,279 --> 00:26:24,950
after work

619
00:26:24,960 --> 00:26:26,950
but sir you never gave me a pair of

620
00:26:26,960 --> 00:26:28,710
overalls

621
00:26:28,720 --> 00:26:31,510
oh don't you worry about that Mr Johnson

622
00:26:31,520 --> 00:26:32,310
I’ve got a

623
00:26:32,320 --> 00:26:36,789
special job for you

624
00:26:36,799 --> 00:26:40,310
pumpkin boys leave us except for you

625
00:26:40,320 --> 00:26:43,350
tommy Oliver coming back over here

626
00:26:43,360 --> 00:26:45,350
grab a camera from my desk I'm having

627
00:26:45,360 --> 00:26:47,590
you filming this [ __ ]

628
00:26:47,600 --> 00:26:49,830
what's the matter Mr Johnson wasn't that

629
00:26:49,840 --> 00:26:51,350
you who said you would do anything for

630
00:26:51,360 --> 00:26:52,950
this job

631
00:26:52,960 --> 00:26:54,789
well here's your chance to prove your

632
00:26:54,799 --> 00:26:56,710
worth to me

633
00:26:56,720 --> 00:26:58,630
take up your pitchfork and become the

634
00:26:58,640 --> 00:27:00,390
fearsome pumpkin man

635
00:27:00,400 --> 00:27:02,390
then and only then will you be able to

636
00:27:02,400 --> 00:27:05,350
achieve all that you strive for

637
00:27:05,360 --> 00:27:18,230
but only after you suck my balls

638
00:27:18,240 --> 00:27:20,549
welcome ladies and gentlemen to our 16th

639
00:27:20,559 --> 00:27:22,389
annual halloween corn maze

640
00:27:22,399 --> 00:27:25,029
oh man I had no idea that the number one

641
00:27:25,039 --> 00:27:26,870
prize would be a year's worth of pumpkin

642
00:27:26,880 --> 00:27:27,590
pie

643
00:27:27,600 --> 00:27:29,510
i I think I need to sit down for a

644
00:27:29,520 --> 00:27:32,710
second I'm gonna [ __ ] my pants

645
00:27:32,720 --> 00:27:34,470
the last thing I need to tell you is be

646
00:27:34,480 --> 00:27:35,830
careful of the evil

647
00:27:35,840 --> 00:27:39,190
pumpkin man they will pumpkin man

648
00:27:39,200 --> 00:27:42,310
what the [ __ ] is that the pumpkin man is

649
00:27:42,320 --> 00:27:43,990
an individual separate from the pumpkin

650
00:27:44,000 --> 00:27:44,789
boys

651
00:27:44,799 --> 00:27:46,870
if he finds you he will beat you up and

652
00:27:46,880 --> 00:27:48,230
drag you all the way back to the

653
00:27:48,240 --> 00:27:49,350
beginning of the maze

654
00:27:49,360 --> 00:28:14,830
come here [ __ ]

655
00:28:14,840 --> 00:28:28,470
yo

656
00:28:28,480 --> 00:28:31,110
is the he can't judge because of the

657
00:28:31,120 --> 00:28:31,830
poison

658
00:28:31,840 --> 00:28:36,630
vision blue

659
00:28:36,640 --> 00:28:38,870
i finally caught your ass I’ve been

660
00:28:38,880 --> 00:28:42,630
tracking you down for six hours old man

661
00:28:42,640 --> 00:28:45,430
what are you going to domingo with me

662
00:28:45,440 --> 00:28:47,909
I'm taking your steps and drowning your

663
00:28:47,919 --> 00:28:49,990
foot all the way back to the beginning

664
00:28:50,000 --> 00:28:52,389
but first I'm going to beat you and make

665
00:28:52,399 --> 00:29:06,230
you call me daddy

666
00:29:06,240 --> 00:29:09,750
how does that make you feel Bartleby

667
00:29:09,760 --> 00:29:13,029
play me

668
00:29:13,039 --> 00:29:15,110
that day in the corn maze I was able to

669
00:29:15,120 --> 00:29:16,389
beat Uncle Chuck's ass

670
00:29:16,399 --> 00:29:19,110
while undercover unfortunately there

671
00:29:19,120 --> 00:29:21,029
were too many people around to kill him

672
00:29:21,039 --> 00:29:23,669
but that's okay I got close enough to

673
00:29:23,679 --> 00:29:25,590
smell his butt cheeks that is enough to

674
00:29:25,600 --> 00:29:28,789
fuel the fire of hatred in my art

675
00:29:28,799 --> 00:29:43,490
now say the science kid you will die

676
00:29:43,500 --> 00:29:52,830
[Music]

677
00:29:52,840 --> 00:29:54,250
is

678
00:29:54,260 --> 00:29:56,710
[Music]

679
00:29:56,720 --> 00:29:59,830
gerald wait don't leave me behind

680
00:29:59,840 --> 00:30:02,070
sorry sid there's a pizza party today at

681
00:30:02,080 --> 00:30:03,750
school and there's no way I'm going to

682
00:30:03,760 --> 00:30:08,050
miss that [ __ ]

683
00:30:08,060 --> 00:30:10,630
[Music]

684
00:30:10,640 --> 00:30:13,029
how sad it seems as though somebody you

685
00:30:13,039 --> 00:30:14,710
once trusted has turned their back on

686
00:30:14,720 --> 00:30:16,070
you

687
00:30:16,080 --> 00:30:17,909
and yet the pain that you feel now is

688
00:30:17,919 --> 00:30:19,590
nothing compared to what I felt back

689
00:30:19,600 --> 00:30:20,710
then

690
00:30:20,720 --> 00:30:22,710
when Uncle Chuck betrayed me by having

691
00:30:22,720 --> 00:30:24,470
me beat my son

692
00:30:24,480 --> 00:30:26,549
light it up boys we're blowing this

693
00:30:26,559 --> 00:30:32,870
whole place up

694
00:30:32,880 --> 00:30:36,149
hey gerald I’ve been meaning to ask you

695
00:30:36,159 --> 00:30:38,470
why were you so late to coming to school

696
00:30:38,480 --> 00:30:39,830
this morning

697
00:30:39,840 --> 00:30:42,630
haha well you know how it is I slept

698
00:30:42,640 --> 00:30:44,549
over at sid's house last night and we

699
00:30:44,559 --> 00:30:45,430
went wild

700
00:30:45,440 --> 00:30:47,190
said begged me to [ __ ] him in his smelly

701
00:30:47,200 --> 00:30:49,590
ass so I did then he called his dad into

702
00:30:49,600 --> 00:30:50,549
the room

703
00:30:50,559 --> 00:30:53,269
and his dad sucked my [ __ ] balls then

704
00:30:53,279 --> 00:30:54,789
i [ __ ] both sid

705
00:30:54,799 --> 00:30:57,110
and his dad at the same time I [ __ ]

706
00:30:57,120 --> 00:30:58,789
them both for so long that I kind of

707
00:30:58,799 --> 00:31:00,389
overslept haha

708
00:31:00,399 --> 00:31:02,470
how about I turn on the news so you

709
00:31:02,480 --> 00:31:03,669
sweet little boys and

710
00:31:03,679 --> 00:31:05,509
girls have something to watch while you

711
00:31:05,519 --> 00:31:11,669
eat your pizza

712
00:31:11,679 --> 00:31:14,310
this just in we are currently standing

713
00:31:14,320 --> 00:31:16,950
in front of sid the science kids house

714
00:31:16,960 --> 00:31:19,830
as you can see it's completely on fire

715
00:31:19,840 --> 00:31:22,149
we currently do not yet know if any of

716
00:31:22,159 --> 00:31:24,149
the family members are inside the

717
00:31:24,159 --> 00:31:25,509
building right now

718
00:31:25,519 --> 00:31:28,950
wait oh my God we just got a report that

719
00:31:28,960 --> 00:31:31,509
the entire family has been found inside

720
00:31:31,519 --> 00:31:32,470
the building

721
00:31:32,480 --> 00:31:35,110
every single one of them is dead

722
00:31:35,120 --> 00:31:37,350
including sid the science kid

723
00:31:37,360 --> 00:31:40,230
an autopsy shows us that somebody pooped

724
00:31:40,240 --> 00:31:41,110
in his mouth

725
00:31:41,120 --> 00:31:43,509
then [ __ ] him in his butthole then

726
00:31:43,519 --> 00:31:45,509
murdered him in cold blood

727
00:31:45,519 --> 00:31:47,669
rooney doodle lead singer of the

728
00:31:47,679 --> 00:31:50,149
doodlebops has been seen sneaking around

729
00:31:50,159 --> 00:31:51,909
the house on neighbors surveillance

730
00:31:51,919 --> 00:31:52,789
cameras

731
00:31:52,799 --> 00:31:55,029
it's believed by operatives that he is

732
00:31:55,039 --> 00:31:57,110
the one who started the fire and banged

733
00:31:57,120 --> 00:31:59,190
that boy in the ass like a drum

734
00:31:59,200 --> 00:32:01,830
his brother and sister mo doodle and dee

735
00:32:01,840 --> 00:32:03,830
dee doodle are being taken in for

736
00:32:03,840 --> 00:32:06,630
questioning right now

737
00:32:06,640 --> 00:32:09,190
you [ __ ] bastards I had nothing to do

738
00:32:09,200 --> 00:32:10,149
with this

739
00:32:10,159 --> 00:32:14,310
my bro is the [ __ ] pedophile not me

740
00:32:14,320 --> 00:32:17,269
if you see this man do not confront him

741
00:32:17,279 --> 00:32:19,190
he is armed and dangerous

742
00:32:19,200 --> 00:32:28,200
call authorities and be safe

743
00:32:28,210 --> 00:32:34,410
[Music]

744
00:33:08,840 --> 00:33:14,390
foreign

745
00:33:14,400 --> 00:33:59,100
[Music]

746
00:34:04,840 --> 00:34:08,829
it

747
00:34:08,839 --> 00:34:11,839
hey