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stop it

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stop playing that horrible music I can't

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take it any longer

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no way this is what you get for sending

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that swapbot to our house yesterday

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you almost killed my bro your brother

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manik had it coming he's the one who

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stole my wallet

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just stop it you're going to kill me

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Dingo did you hear something it sounds

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like it's coming from the living room

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what no I didn't hear nothing go back to

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Sleet Sleet

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it was probably just your imagination

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[Applause]

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Doctor Robotnik what's going on it's Sonic

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the Hedgehog he just showed up and

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started playing that horrible music

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quickly get rid of him [ __ ] I didn't

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know there were other people here

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it's juice and jam time

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it's okay Doctor Robotnik he's gone now

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oh thank God I was afraid my head was

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going to explode from those sick tunes

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i think I need to go lay down for a

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minute

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do you think one of us should go cheer

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him up and how do you intend to do that

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in face

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i don't know I was thinking about giving

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him celery with peanut butter on it

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Dingo robot Nick hates celery he only

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likes candy and refried beans

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oh yeah that's right maybe you should

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just try talking to him

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he might listen to you because you're

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hot Doctor Robotnik

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what is it Dingo talk fast or I'm going

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to robot size you twice

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why do you hate music so bad

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Dingo do you really want to know I do

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then sit your large ass down and I will

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tell you why

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Doctor Robotnik hates music

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dad do you really have to play your

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guitar at 2 15

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in the morning I told you I have a big

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math test tomorrow and the teacher told

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us

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that if we all get a's we get to have a

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pizza party

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i don't want to fail the test because

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you kept me awake all night

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Robotnik I think you should mind your

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own business before I go

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and get my belt you should be proud that

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your dad is a world famous rock star

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and as a rock star it only makes sense

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that I spend my free time practicing

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some sick beats

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but dad you're not famous the only crowd

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you ever performed for

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were me and my friends at my birthday

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party

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everybody in the kingdom knows you suck

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you don't know what the hell you're

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talking about snotbag you're just a kid

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i sell out shows left and right I'm so

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famous

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that I met michael Jackson last week no

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you didn't dad

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why are you lying about everything I'm

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not telling you this to hurt your

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feelings dad you need to admit you suck

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and learn otherwise you will never get

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better [ __ ] you

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I'm a rock star and rock stars make

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their own rules

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[ __ ] I got to take this I bet it's my

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boss calling me into work at applebee's

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yes yes this is Doctor treber khan dr

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Robotnik's father

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uh-huh yeah yeah I can't play guitar

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why do you ask huh no way you've got to

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be [ __ ] with me you've got to be

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[ __ ] my ass

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oh my God are you serious why me out of

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so many choices

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yeah yeah I promise you won't regret

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this decision sir Hedgehog I will give

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the people the best show they've ever

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seen

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dad what was that all about well it

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sounds like your dad

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you know the one who wasn't a rock star

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just got a gig

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and not any ordinary gig that call was

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from sir Charles Hedgehog

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the brother of princess alina herself he

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personally requested that i'd perform at

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the princess's birthday tomorrow

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in front of the whole kingdom I'm going

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to go get an egg mcmuffin from

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McDonald's

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but dad are you sure you should be doing

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this I thought the royal Hedgehog family

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hates you

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what if they're just going to humiliate

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you in front of the whole kingdom

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and then use your shitty music as an

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excuse to execute you

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i can't believe you would say that

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Robotnik my own son

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of all people that I thought would

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support me I would think it would be you

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don't even bother coming to the show

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tomorrow but dad

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don't hate at me you're not my son

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anymore your hair looks like a [ __ ]

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peanut

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okay boomer

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welcome everybody we thank you all for

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being here to celebrate this joyous

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day princess sAleena's birthday

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please enjoy yourselves and dance all

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throughout the night

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and [ __ ] sir knight where is my father

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kevin the Hedgehog the royal king of

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Mobius my lady

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i believe he said something about

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heading down to the local strip club

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to foot [ __ ] and cheap sluffs that's

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just like him

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can't even be here for my birthday let's

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host

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a foreign who strings your special day a

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world who strengthens your special dye

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if you set

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yeah yeah right Charles

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[Music]

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prince Charles I had to stop by goodwill

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on the way here to find

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appropriate outfit for the show so with

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all due respect your majesty get out of

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my [ __ ] face

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wait whatever what matters is that you

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already know

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and that last yellow objects in that

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outfit

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you're going to go on any minute and oh

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so get rid of the old man

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this is the worst party ever I'm ready

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to be done with it

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stop the music as princess I declare

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that this party is over

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and ready to be amused bring out the

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fool

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fool what's she talking about she's not

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talking about me is she

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what domingo you think [ __ ]

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are you telling me I'm just here for

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everyone's amusement

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my son was right you brought me here so

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everyone could laugh at me

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this isn't what we agreed on yo we don't

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got a choice anymore

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you may intend to go away into royal

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families orders you'll get

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i I'm not going out there you wanted to

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if I was read

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thank you today

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[Music]

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hello everyone my name is Doctor Trevor khan

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i am Doctor Robotnik's father I'm not famous

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yet but I will be someday

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it's a real pleasure to perform here at

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the princess's birthday party

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nobody cares just play

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[ __ ] you Charles you did this on purpose

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you only invited me here to

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play because you knew I was bad

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[Music]

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dad you're back how did the concert go

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what do you think [ __ ] I [ __ ] sucked

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I'm going to eat some pizza bagels

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and go to bed I’ve had enough of people

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telling me i'll never be a rock star

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[ __ ] it's prince Charles I bet he's

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calling me to go back down there and

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apologize for running off

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hello yeah yeah it's me what

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yeah okay yeah I understand

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okay bye

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well they told me I'm going to be

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[ __ ] executed tomorrow

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but that they can't do that of course

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they can they're the Goddamn rulers of

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planet Mobius

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they're saying I played bad on purpose

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in an attempt to humiliate the princess

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on her birthday

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which is [ __ ] but you can't go

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against the royal family so yeah I'm

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gonna die

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but I don't give a [ __ ] I lived a long

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life and at least I get to go out like a

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badass

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I’ve been to places people have never

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seen I’ve done things in my life people

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only wish they could do

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no you haven't dad all you've done the

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past 10 years is stay home and drink

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beer

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why are you lying about everything you

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know what I don't need to hear this from

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my own son

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get your ass to bed right now but dad

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I'm playing with my building blocks

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does it look like I care Robotnik if you

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want to play with something go play with

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your [ __ ] balls instead I don't give

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a [ __ ]

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i [ __ ] hate you you're the worst dad

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ever

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is

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any last words before you are hung for

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ruining my birthday party [ __ ]

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yet as a matter of fact I do you can

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suck my big sweaty boy

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somebody stop him don't let him get away

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my dad ran away into the forest and that

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was the last time I ever saw him

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you're lucky I'm telling you this Dingo

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normally I wouldn't tell this to anyone

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I'm only telling this to you because

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you're hot

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when the okay of heartache

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is heavy

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and weariness to

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the weight

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i think of you and everything you

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gave

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so I could feel the rain

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the roots beneath my feet

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the threat that runs through me is all

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the peace

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you