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mum mum hey mum look look they can I buy

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this I already said we are just looking

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around

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put that back and quit bothering me but

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mama it's the super limited edition

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action figure I need it to complete my

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collection limited edition how much does

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it cost it's only $7 please I'll be the

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coolest kid on a playground Call of Duty

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isn't that the game you [ __ ] have

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been playing all weekend damn it I told

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Uncle Chuck not to let you rent those M

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rated games and he lets you do it anyway

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what do you need an action figure for

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are you gonna stick it up your butt

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that's none of your business

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look at the cool gun toys it comes with

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and the cool camo patterns on the box to

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top it off it's a Walmart exclusive this

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may be our one and only chance Call of

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Duty is the best you get to shoot people

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and stuff me and medic always play bla

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bla bla bla bla bla bla bla bla bla bla

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bla bla bla bla bla bla bla bla I'm not

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buying this [ __ ] go put it back where

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you got it I ain't got seven dollars to

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waste on a piece of plastic that you

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will just lose soon as we get home it

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will be okay ro you can try asking for a

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toy again next year mom never lets us

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buy anything

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mom can I get this $400 Barbie

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Dreamhouse set um Sonia don't you

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already have six of those things back

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home what do you need more for uncle

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Chuck got drunk and took a hammer to it

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yesterday

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don't you remember Oh IRA man ow but

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Sonia surely you know we don't have the

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money to I don't care I want it Sonic

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Manic look what mom is going to buy for

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me it's so cute you [ __ ]

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look here it comes with two rooms

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instead of one now Ken and Barbie can

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have their own sex dungeon Lord forgive

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me for what I would do to that 15

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year-olds ass Charles go put back that

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pack of fear today we can't afford both

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that in the dream house what would you

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say they called hit on 18 today Charles

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don't make me count to three what he can

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never have a anything missing yeah that

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is family

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hey Sonic did you see that just now

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I think somebody ran by us what are you

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talking about I didn't see anything your

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eyes need to get checked are you sure

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door look there it goes again who or

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what is that

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go and catch it if you give a [ __ ] so

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bad it's so fast I think it's a white

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rabbit

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how curious what is a rabbit doing

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inside Walmart need to catch it and

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release it outside before it hurts

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itself somehow

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ouch what happened where in the world

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did I go off to

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I was hoping for the fat one why are you

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here

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damn it now I'm late for a very

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important date with my pal King eh

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wait don't go I need you to tell me

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where I am

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darn he's already gone what am I going

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to do now

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I think I'll have a look around if I do

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find someone maybe they can help me

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how the [ __ ] did I get here just what is

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this place

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they are those people over there maybe

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if I ask nicely they could help me get

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home thanks for coming to my own

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birthday party man I can't believe

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you're the only one who showed up I

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invited like 50 people and they all said

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they weren't coming because I'm too mad

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I'm crazy I'm almost as crazy as Jared

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littles Joker from the Suicide Squad

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don't mention it Hatter it's your own

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birthday

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I don't care how crazy you are you are

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still my best bud and [ __ ] haha thanks

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for being a true [ __ ] now what do you

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say we get this D time started oh yeah

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you mad son of a [ __ ] you know how much

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this bunny likes tea time is he drinking

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tea out of his big smelly butt crack

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this world is so strange

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damn that's kind of hot though I wish I

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was on the receiving end of that [ __ ]

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Hatter stop look over there I think

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somebody is watching us hey it's a girl

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should we kill this [ __ ] I'm sorry I

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didn't mean to eavesdrop I just got lost

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in this forest and stopped by to ask you

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guys for directions so please please

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don't kill me of course if you want to

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kill me I'd like to see you try I can't

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exactly say it will end well for you

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[Music]

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so this place is called wonderland I

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still don't understand why or how I

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ended up here but why were you drinking

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tea out of his huge butt crack

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what are you talking about I wasn't

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drinking tea out of his butt crack haha

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but I just saw you let's let's just say

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that's how we all drink tea in

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Wonderland Wonderland is a crazy place a

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crazy place

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you mean like Gotham City from Batman

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yes haha well that's just silly

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in the world where I come from we drink

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tea out of a cup the only other people

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I've ever seen drinking tea out of

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someone's butt crack is my brother Sonic

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and his boyfriend Bart Levy oh right I'm

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sorry I didn't even ask you your names

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my name is Sonya they call me the Mad

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Hatter

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but called I make hats and I'm crazy

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Asha my name is maniac the rabbit but

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you can just call me maniac cause I'm

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crazy as [ __ ] to sounds like everyone in

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Wonderland is a little bit crazy you

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could say that we're all mad here in

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Wonderland

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so [ __ ] how did you end up here in

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Wonderland in the first place how did I

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end up here again oh yeah I was chasing

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a white rabbit I was chasing it when I

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fell down a hole but now that I think

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about it it may not have even been a

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rabbit at all but a big muscular man it

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couldn't have been a white rabbit this

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part of Wonderland is basically a ghetto

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but two big muscular man that sounds

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like you were talking about Bart Levy

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hold the [ __ ] up did you just say Bart

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levy

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I know Bart levy he's somebody from my

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world

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well this Bartlett just showed up here

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in wonderland 45 minutes ago he's so

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rich that he bought all of Wonderland so

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now he's basically God that sounds like

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Bart levy all right damn just what is he

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doing here

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you guys look over there there's

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something running through the trees well

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what are you [ __ ] waiting for

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somebody grab him

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you

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I think we lost him damn it that white

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rabbit sure is fast I need to take a

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breather

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maybe go take a [ __ ] come on I think I

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saw the white rabbit go this way okay

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are you sure you want to go that way

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[ __ ] yeah are you sure you want to go

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that way

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and who the hell are you supposed to be

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I'm Tweedledee and he's Tweedledum

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actually I'm Tweedledee and he's

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Tweedledum we know how to get everywhere

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in Wonderland and what you're looking

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for isn't over that way are you sure you

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don't want to go this way or maybe you

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should consider going this way don't

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listen to them Sonja they're the

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Tweedles they're just trying to mess

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with us or maybe you should try going

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that way or this way or this way oh my

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God

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Tweedledum I'm so sorry are you dead did

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I kill you I told you my name is

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Tweedledee you [ __ ] you son of a [ __ ]

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this is the 54th time today you pushed

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me into a tree did you know how

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embarrassing it is to be pushed into a

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tree how many times do I gotta tell you

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not to hit me [ __ ] do I go to punish

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you the same way I punished you last

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night

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you you don't have to do that hey since

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you know how to get everywhere in

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Wonderland can you help us I was

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wondering if you might have seen a white

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rabbit run by here actually I don't

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think it was a rabbit at all but

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actually a big muscular man

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if you are looking for info under White

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Rabbit you're gonna have to talk to

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tweedle daddy

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tweedle daddy is in the house [ __ ] I

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heard that you're looking for that white

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rabbit yeah I saw him I also saw a fat

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blue boy with a big fat ass chasing

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after him a fat glue guy with a big ass

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that can only be my brother

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Sonic the Hedgehog and if he's chasing

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the rabbit then that settles it the

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rabbit has to be his boyfriend Bart

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Libby I was hoping for the fat one why

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are you here

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it all makes sense now Bart levy didn't

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want me to follow him he wanted Sonic

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but the question now is why did Bart

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Levy bring Sonic to Wonderland well that

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doesn't matter now I'll just ask Sonic

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and Bars levy when I see them I'm afraid

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that's not going to happen you see while

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your brother was chasing after the sexy

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man he was attacked and kidnapped by the

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evil Red Queen soldiers the Red Queen

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who is that the Red Queen is the queen

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of Wonderland she rules over all with an

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iron fist I'm afraid your brother may

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already be dead if not he is locked away

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in her dungeon locked away far away from

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here deep below the Red Queen's castle

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you and your friends should turn back

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now so you don't suffer the same fate I

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can't just leave my brother if he's in

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trouble I had to rescue him if I let

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Sonic die my Uncle Chuck would beat my

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[ __ ] ass like a drum please tell me

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where the Red Queen's castle is right

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away

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the castle you see can be found over

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there but remember you three the perils

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you will face will be like none you have

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ever faced before

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Manek go see Wes onic and Sony ran off -

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we're about to leave how the [ __ ] should

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I know where they are don't talk to me

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[ __ ] I'm trying to play my PSP well

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what do you know if it isn't the Oracle

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of Delphi

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how have you been it's sure been our

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while hasn't it

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hahaha yep it sure has Queen Aleena

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fancy seeing you here in Walmart so what

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are you doing here oh you know I'm just

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doing a bit of grocery shopping with the

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kids what about you are the flowers for

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a special event and that bottle of wine

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that's some expensive [ __ ] like 800

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dollars actually you see I kinda have a

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date later tonight a date that's

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wonderful Oracle I had no idea you were

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seeing anyone what's her name Vernon I I

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mean yeah of course she has a name I

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mean it's it's not like I ever use it

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though you know the cause she's my

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[ __ ] [ __ ]

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I don't use it because [ __ ] need to

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know their place you you know what I

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mean

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captain squidge what are you still doing

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on the phone don't tell me you forgot

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about our little arrangement it's

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already 3:00 p.m. silly

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I'm gonna have to call you back how much

280
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Wilfried now is getting me I'll suck

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your balls a lot

282
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you might have been captain of the sea

283
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once captain squid but now it seems you

284
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are just the captain of my ass you

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naughty little sea sponge did I say you

286
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could talk without my permission [ __ ]

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I I'm sorry I guess I should probably

288
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get going now yeah that would be a good

289
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idea my wife is going to be home in

290
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about ten minutes

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[Music]

292
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look there that must be the castle of

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the evil [ __ ] it's got to be that's

294
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certainly a castle if I ever saw one and

295
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it's so clean - maybe the queen isn't so

296
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bad after all oh I don't know something

297
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doesn't feel quite right here once this

298
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is all done and we find your brother

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maybe we can celebrate with some tea

300
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I'll grill tray this is forbidden

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growing for trespassers Alt alt yes I

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intend American you command the auto

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plant yoga's firmly integral you to get

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to safety

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I'll take care of this why who is that

306
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what's going on

307
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it's the servants of the Red Queen

308
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they've come to imprison us just like

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they did to your brother don't even try

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and run yeontae still marry Diana on a

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bed of the Royal Guard in training

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and my name is Sammy

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Oh No

314
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are you okay does it look like he's okay

315
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[ __ ] he used that spear to rip and

316
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they're the clothes from his butt cheeks

317
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I could literally see his ball sack

318
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hanging out your what if oh holy Sh and

319
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wait for Chang Quinta we take in

320
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Vitello's of the with the kingdom Yahweh

321
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by avoid that war teacher yang cares

322
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hold on a second did he say the white

323
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queen so then this place isn't way

324
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please this is some kind of mistake

325
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don't limit that your mother was coming

326
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editor first glossy and not even acousto

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in Turkey

328
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ooh in winter appeal to the narrow sir

329
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Knight what in Wonderland are you doing

330
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you're eNOS yo you be blessed token that

331
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you wake up to that the same through

332
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their snaggy novel the ghastly groans

333
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enough nonsense release the poor rabbit

334
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at once there is no need to frighten the

335
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poor thing your way are there yet that

336
00:16:51,200 --> 00:16:54,070
me for a [ __ ] you in tears excuse me for

337
00:16:54,080 --> 00:16:56,020
asking but did you say this is the White

338
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Queen that's right I am the rightful

339
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ruler of Underland at least I should be

340
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but that Red Queen's luck decided to

341
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turn it into her own personal strip

342
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plump oh gosh don't tell me we've been

343
00:17:09,320 --> 00:17:11,980
going the wrong way this whole time how

344
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did this happen

345
00:17:13,150 --> 00:17:16,090
who's the [ __ ] that had the map this is

346
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your fault

347
00:17:22,990 --> 00:17:25,500
no I shouldn't be mad at you guys it's

348
00:17:25,510 --> 00:17:28,310
not your fault it's all that Red Queen I

349
00:17:28,320 --> 00:17:30,870
just wish I knew why she was doing this

350
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what does she want with my brother slots

351
00:17:33,940 --> 00:17:38,220
are just so so God damn evil whoa geez

352
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allow me to tell you what happened on

353
00:17:40,179 --> 00:17:42,029
that fateful day the day the Red Queen

354
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came to be the ruler of Underland

355
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so you're the sister of the Red Queen

356
00:17:50,470 --> 00:17:54,269
the one that rules over Wonderland I was

357
00:17:54,279 --> 00:17:56,460
but that was a long time ago

358
00:17:56,470 --> 00:17:58,470
now I live her here in the White Kingdom

359
00:17:58,480 --> 00:18:01,830
because the Red Queen kicked me out what

360
00:18:01,840 --> 00:18:04,409
happened how did she take over up in

361
00:18:04,419 --> 00:18:06,870
this [ __ ] it all happened because she

362
00:18:06,880 --> 00:18:08,940
did not agree with how her father was my

363
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name of Kingdom he wanted the land to

364
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live in peace at home where all the

365
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people could live as one end of the

366
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quills it was a kingdom where violence

367
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and hatred did not exist but my sister

368
00:18:24,100 --> 00:18:26,580
Mandi did not want that she wanted to be

369
00:18:26,590 --> 00:18:29,070
drooler so she could suck anyone's balls

370
00:18:29,080 --> 00:18:31,289
for free and nobody would be able to

371
00:18:31,299 --> 00:18:34,110
tell her no obviously our dad didn't

372
00:18:34,120 --> 00:18:37,590
approve this instead he just said go

373
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make me a sandwich [ __ ] so she did a

374
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few months later she asked again and he

375
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still said no she just went ahead and

376
00:18:45,909 --> 00:18:48,269
beat him out this time so he ended up

377
00:18:48,279 --> 00:18:50,130
taking the throne and banished off you

378
00:18:50,140 --> 00:18:51,570
disobeyed her

379
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even her own father was taken away and

380
00:18:54,010 --> 00:18:56,460
imprisoned not knowing what else to do

381
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but luckily for you though she keeps all

382
00:19:00,040 --> 00:19:02,310
of her prisoners alive so she can suck

383
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their balls whenever she's bored so my

384
00:19:06,340 --> 00:19:07,320
brother is safe

385
00:19:07,330 --> 00:19:09,450
that's so good to hear but how will we

386
00:19:09,460 --> 00:19:12,060
get there in time we don't even know

387
00:19:12,070 --> 00:19:15,000
where he's locked up at he's just in the

388
00:19:15,010 --> 00:19:18,210
[ __ ] basement [ __ ] hey what do you

389
00:19:18,220 --> 00:19:21,000
see in there hot damn she's only wearing

390
00:19:21,010 --> 00:19:23,850
a bikini I wonder if she will let me

391
00:19:23,860 --> 00:19:26,310
sniff her butt hush I think they're

392
00:19:26,320 --> 00:19:28,560
talking about something you are a

393
00:19:28,570 --> 00:19:30,480
corrupt ruler my daughter why do you

394
00:19:30,490 --> 00:19:32,340
think you can suck people's balls for

395
00:19:32,350 --> 00:19:35,400
free it's just wrong I would never and I

396
00:19:35,410 --> 00:19:37,080
mean never allow this if I were the king

397
00:19:37,090 --> 00:19:40,530
you have gone mad please stop kidnapping

398
00:19:40,540 --> 00:19:42,420
people and sucking their balls for

399
00:19:42,430 --> 00:19:44,070
Heaven's sake

400
00:19:44,080 --> 00:19:47,039
enough from you prisoner return to the

401
00:19:47,049 --> 00:19:48,590
dungeon and wait for me there

402
00:19:48,600 --> 00:19:51,330
you better not have your pants on or I

403
00:19:51,340 --> 00:19:54,980
will be very mad

404
00:19:54,990 --> 00:19:59,480
damn it all I hate that [ __ ] why because

405
00:19:59,490 --> 00:20:01,039
she could nap my great-grandfather's

406
00:20:01,049 --> 00:20:03,200
fare in the dead of night while he was

407
00:20:03,210 --> 00:20:06,230
Sleeting she imprisoned him and sucks

408
00:20:06,240 --> 00:20:08,990
his huge balls I mean he probably likes

409
00:20:09,000 --> 00:20:10,970
it but somebody needs to come home and

410
00:20:10,980 --> 00:20:13,010
make my dinner

411
00:20:13,020 --> 00:20:15,470
don't worry header we will find and

412
00:20:15,480 --> 00:20:17,900
rescue your great-grandfather as well as

413
00:20:17,910 --> 00:20:22,380
onok the Hedgehog

414
00:20:22,390 --> 00:20:27,860
who are you I'm the guy

415
00:20:27,870 --> 00:20:30,830
what's the point it doesn't matter how

416
00:20:30,840 --> 00:20:39,970
much help we get we won't win either way

417
00:20:39,980 --> 00:20:42,620
nothing is a winnable if we join

418
00:20:42,630 --> 00:20:45,380
together we battle as one we plant each

419
00:20:45,390 --> 00:20:48,200
other's strengths and we help cover each

420
00:20:48,210 --> 00:20:50,149
other's weaknesses we can accomplish

421
00:20:50,159 --> 00:20:52,039
anything and we will accomplish

422
00:20:52,049 --> 00:20:55,340
everything first let's go free your

423
00:20:55,350 --> 00:20:57,320
friends and then we'll show this [ __ ]

424
00:20:57,330 --> 00:21:00,690
who's boss are you with me

425
00:21:00,700 --> 00:21:04,539
[Applause]

426
00:21:04,549 --> 00:21:07,820
hurry Bartel be free we don't know when

427
00:21:07,830 --> 00:21:10,370
the gardens will be back I'm so scared I

428
00:21:10,380 --> 00:21:13,970
just farted [ __ ] I'm working shut up

429
00:21:13,980 --> 00:21:15,470
before I make you shut up

430
00:21:15,480 --> 00:21:17,120
by sticking my balls in your mouth

431
00:21:17,130 --> 00:21:19,120
uh-huh

432
00:21:19,130 --> 00:21:25,510
there he is he's alright

433
00:21:25,520 --> 00:21:29,380
bro how did you get here well it's a bit

434
00:21:29,390 --> 00:21:31,920
of a long story but I'll tell you anyway

435
00:21:31,930 --> 00:21:34,660
do you remember that time Bart levy used

436
00:21:34,670 --> 00:21:36,640
his big muscles to pull the entire

437
00:21:36,650 --> 00:21:39,640
universe to smash it into the helicopter

438
00:21:39,650 --> 00:21:44,440
above our house well when he did that he

439
00:21:44,450 --> 00:21:46,240
created a tear in time and space itself

440
00:21:46,250 --> 00:21:48,220
allowing us to enter into this crazy

441
00:21:48,230 --> 00:21:52,110
world of Wonderland

442
00:21:52,120 --> 00:21:55,710
yeah but why are you here Oh Bart levy

443
00:21:55,720 --> 00:21:57,269
thought it would be fun to have kinky

444
00:21:57,279 --> 00:21:59,580
roleplay sex but I got captured because

445
00:21:59,590 --> 00:22:03,690
I couldn't keep up with Bart levy okay

446
00:22:03,700 --> 00:22:04,289
daddy

447
00:22:04,299 --> 00:22:06,090
you would better have your [ __ ] pants

448
00:22:06,100 --> 00:22:08,250
off for already it's time for me to set

449
00:22:08,260 --> 00:22:10,769
your big fat juicy balls as punishment

450
00:22:10,779 --> 00:22:13,740
for disobeying me what the hell is this

451
00:22:13,750 --> 00:22:15,299
Sonic the Hedgehog

452
00:22:15,309 --> 00:22:17,430
how did you get out of your cell who are

453
00:22:17,440 --> 00:22:19,649
all you people and how dare you wear

454
00:22:19,659 --> 00:22:22,260
clothes in my kingdom everybody knows I

455
00:22:22,270 --> 00:22:23,190
have been clothes

456
00:22:23,200 --> 00:22:26,039
when I took the throne sure it's the Red

457
00:22:26,049 --> 00:22:27,990
Queen herself she's here to suck our

458
00:22:28,000 --> 00:22:30,930
balls Bart levy I'm so frightened I

459
00:22:30,940 --> 00:22:32,909
don't want to be locked up again what

460
00:22:32,919 --> 00:22:33,570
will we do

461
00:22:33,580 --> 00:22:36,180
don't worry my Beach just stay behind my

462
00:22:36,190 --> 00:22:38,010
watermelon sized butt cheeks and you

463
00:22:38,020 --> 00:22:41,100
will be safe you can sit this one out

464
00:22:41,110 --> 00:22:42,029
Bartleby

465
00:22:42,039 --> 00:22:43,799
we can't have you doing all the dirty

466
00:22:43,809 --> 00:22:46,470
work if you did everything the rest of

467
00:22:46,480 --> 00:22:48,360
us wouldn't be able to have any fun

468
00:22:48,370 --> 00:22:50,730
leave this [ __ ] with the giant boobies

469
00:22:50,740 --> 00:22:53,460
to me I will give you just one warning

470
00:22:53,470 --> 00:22:56,039
you evil [ __ ] put on some [ __ ]

471
00:22:56,049 --> 00:22:58,889
clothes or else I will [ __ ] how about

472
00:22:58,899 --> 00:23:00,779
you come Nova infect me in the ass

473
00:23:00,789 --> 00:23:15,299
instead okay

474
00:23:15,309 --> 00:23:17,730
while you guys we did it the Red Queen

475
00:23:17,740 --> 00:23:18,869
is finally dead

476
00:23:18,879 --> 00:23:24,610
we saved Wonderland

477
00:23:24,620 --> 00:23:27,500
you three sexy [ __ ] mid wonderland a

478
00:23:27,510 --> 00:23:29,390
great service this day by filling my

479
00:23:29,400 --> 00:23:31,370
daughter I don't know how we could ever

480
00:23:31,380 --> 00:23:32,150
repay you

481
00:23:32,160 --> 00:23:34,790
it's no problem at all your highness we

482
00:23:34,800 --> 00:23:36,530
are just happy to know that wonderland

483
00:23:36,540 --> 00:23:38,840
is finally at peace oh you've got it all

484
00:23:38,850 --> 00:23:41,090
wrong [ __ ] Wonderland isn't at ease in

485
00:23:41,100 --> 00:23:44,000
fact the people of Wonderland are all

486
00:23:44,010 --> 00:23:46,670
rioting right outside these windows it

487
00:23:46,680 --> 00:23:48,890
turns out that the people actually liked

488
00:23:48,900 --> 00:23:51,260
being ruled by my daughter which makes

489
00:23:51,270 --> 00:23:53,930
sense because she was a hot 16 year old

490
00:23:53,940 --> 00:23:56,180
girl who walked around in a bikini and

491
00:23:56,190 --> 00:23:58,430
she would like have sex with literally

492
00:23:58,440 --> 00:24:01,130
any Bobby because of the Queen's death I

493
00:24:01,140 --> 00:24:03,350
calculate that the people of Wonderland

494
00:24:03,360 --> 00:24:05,570
will break down the castle doors in

495
00:24:05,580 --> 00:24:06,290
about an hour

496
00:24:06,300 --> 00:24:08,930
and assassinate me or Sofia Slee I

497
00:24:08,940 --> 00:24:10,910
didn't ask for this this is all your

498
00:24:10,920 --> 00:24:13,490
fault but we are at the end now and I

499
00:24:13,500 --> 00:24:15,560
won't gain anything from blaming you or

500
00:24:15,570 --> 00:24:17,840
whatever I assume you don't want to be

501
00:24:17,850 --> 00:24:19,790
here when I die so I will teleport you

502
00:24:19,800 --> 00:24:22,310
away with my almighty magic so yeah

503
00:24:22,320 --> 00:24:25,610
thanks for [ __ ] me over I guess

504
00:24:25,620 --> 00:24:34,040
you

505
00:24:34,050 --> 00:24:36,430
holy [ __ ]

506
00:24:36,440 --> 00:24:39,580
Manek I'm not playing around go find

507
00:24:39,590 --> 00:24:41,650
your brother and sister it's time to

508
00:24:41,660 --> 00:24:42,430
[ __ ] go

509
00:24:42,440 --> 00:24:44,740
I'm telling you mama I already looked

510
00:24:44,750 --> 00:24:46,060
everywhere it's like they just

511
00:24:46,070 --> 00:24:48,310
disappeared or something what if a

512
00:24:48,320 --> 00:24:50,620
rapist saw how big Sonic's butt was and

513
00:24:50,630 --> 00:24:53,140
kidnapped the two of them then go find

514
00:24:53,150 --> 00:24:55,390
the rapist and tell them to give Sonia

515
00:24:55,400 --> 00:24:58,420
back they can keep Sonic I don't know I

516
00:24:58,430 --> 00:25:01,540
don't give a [ __ ] Manic listen I need to

517
00:25:01,550 --> 00:25:04,180
go find a bathroom if I don't find one

518
00:25:04,190 --> 00:25:07,030
in the next 23 seconds I'm going to poop

519
00:25:07,040 --> 00:25:11,390
my pants

520
00:25:11,400 --> 00:25:13,910
they it looks like we are back in the

521
00:25:13,920 --> 00:25:16,610
real world for really [ __ ] what the

522
00:25:16,620 --> 00:25:19,460
hell gave you that idea

523
00:25:19,470 --> 00:25:22,590
Sonic Sonia there you guys are where did

524
00:25:22,600 --> 00:25:24,370
you run off to

525
00:25:24,380 --> 00:25:26,860
it's a long story my green bean looking

526
00:25:26,870 --> 00:25:29,280
bro I'll tell you all about it later

527
00:25:29,290 --> 00:25:30,400
okay

528
00:25:30,410 --> 00:25:32,770
but right now can you tell me why Bart

529
00:25:32,780 --> 00:25:34,930
levy is naked and standing behind you

530
00:25:34,940 --> 00:25:35,470
like that

531
00:25:35,480 --> 00:25:38,110
voila never mind I see it I can't

532
00:25:38,120 --> 00:25:39,880
believe he's 10 inches deep in your ass

533
00:25:39,890 --> 00:25:41,920
right now and right in the middle of

534
00:25:41,930 --> 00:25:44,470
Walmart - damn my bro you are crazy

535
00:25:44,480 --> 00:25:46,530
haha

536
00:25:46,540 --> 00:25:56,590
[Music]

537
00:25:56,600 --> 00:26:02,670
run free in dive until the sky

538
00:26:02,680 --> 00:26:15,600
here the live cry

539
00:26:15,610 --> 00:26:21,190
in the freedom

540
00:26:21,200 --> 00:26:41,200
[Music]

541
00:26:50,289 --> 00:26:55,750
don't look behind you back