1 00:00:01,760 --> 00:00:04,420 right this way bro and be careful not to 2 00:00:04,430 --> 00:00:07,059 fall if you do though the trash and 3 00:00:07,069 --> 00:00:09,240 nacho cheese dip will probably save you 4 00:00:09,250 --> 00:00:11,370 hahahahaha 5 00:00:11,380 --> 00:00:15,390 trash nacho cheese ro I thought you were 6 00:00:15,400 --> 00:00:17,550 taking me and Bart levy someplace nice 7 00:00:17,560 --> 00:00:20,730 for our blind date this place sounds an 8 00:00:20,740 --> 00:00:23,790 awful lot like Carlos O'Kelly's and you 9 00:00:23,800 --> 00:00:25,650 know how that place makes me fire diary 10 00:00:25,660 --> 00:00:28,680 right out the butt oh man 11 00:00:28,690 --> 00:00:31,200 you hurt my feelings bro I wouldn't do 12 00:00:31,210 --> 00:00:33,869 something like that everyone pitched in 13 00:00:33,879 --> 00:00:35,700 on this you and your boyfriend Bart levy 14 00:00:35,710 --> 00:00:37,200 are going to have the best Valentine's 15 00:00:37,210 --> 00:00:38,720 Day date ever 16 00:00:38,730 --> 00:00:42,390 they where is Bart levy I don't see him 17 00:00:42,400 --> 00:00:42,990 anywhere 18 00:00:43,000 --> 00:00:47,009 what you can't find him Oh No Oh God 19 00:00:47,019 --> 00:00:49,020 Bart levy is all alone in Carlos 20 00:00:49,030 --> 00:00:51,899 o'Kelley's he's just over there by the 21 00:00:51,909 --> 00:00:54,689 front door well tell him to come inside 22 00:00:54,699 --> 00:00:57,119 and make sure he doesn't take off his 23 00:00:57,129 --> 00:01:00,840 blindfold he doesn't want to don't want 24 00:01:00,850 --> 00:01:03,660 to hub did he tell you why it's too 25 00:01:03,670 --> 00:01:05,430 dirty Lia and he won't come in unless 26 00:01:05,440 --> 00:01:07,530 the assert and that it has not Carlos lo 27 00:01:07,540 --> 00:01:10,170 Kelly's so this is how it's gonna be 28 00:01:10,180 --> 00:01:12,060 this is what I feared most of all I 29 00:01:12,070 --> 00:01:14,370 thought even though Bart levy was rich 30 00:01:14,380 --> 00:01:17,069 he would understand but I guess it 31 00:01:17,079 --> 00:01:19,740 really do be like that sometimes I'll go 32 00:01:19,750 --> 00:01:23,730 talk with him 33 00:01:23,740 --> 00:01:25,930 what the hell was that about 34 00:01:25,940 --> 00:01:29,740 Manik looked [ __ ] pissed Manik hasn't 35 00:01:29,750 --> 00:01:32,440 told you about his past much has he he 36 00:01:32,450 --> 00:01:35,230 grew up on the streets why do you think 37 00:01:35,240 --> 00:01:37,450 his idea of a romantic date spot was a 38 00:01:37,460 --> 00:01:39,970 God damn rundown roller rink on the bad 39 00:01:39,980 --> 00:01:42,850 side of town thankfully Sonic hasn't 40 00:01:42,860 --> 00:01:44,800 noticed yet but he's fine to want to go 41 00:01:44,810 --> 00:01:47,550 home when he takes the blindfold off 42 00:01:47,560 --> 00:01:49,900 what's that got to do with Bartley 43 00:01:49,910 --> 00:01:53,050 Bartley and man come from two different 44 00:01:53,060 --> 00:01:56,350 worlds Manic is jealous and when Barth 45 00:01:56,360 --> 00:01:58,150 levy says this place isn't up to his 46 00:01:58,160 --> 00:02:00,670 standards Manic takes it as a personal 47 00:02:00,680 --> 00:02:03,160 attack what gives you the right to step 48 00:02:03,170 --> 00:02:05,290 all over this place you've never even 49 00:02:05,300 --> 00:02:06,310 been here before 50 00:02:06,320 --> 00:02:09,040 why if I didn't know any better I say 51 00:02:09,050 --> 00:02:10,900 you're just a coward afraid to try new 52 00:02:10,910 --> 00:02:14,020 things you are not as perfect as you 53 00:02:14,030 --> 00:02:16,480 think you are all you have going for you 54 00:02:16,490 --> 00:02:18,100 is that you have a lot of money long 55 00:02:18,110 --> 00:02:20,290 beautiful hair big muscles a big buttt 56 00:02:20,300 --> 00:02:23,050 clean clothes a huge house the longest 57 00:02:23,060 --> 00:02:25,330 limo in the world of H plump lips you 58 00:02:25,340 --> 00:02:27,460 own like 30 continents you have 59 00:02:27,470 --> 00:02:28,960 admiration and respect of the entire 60 00:02:28,970 --> 00:02:31,600 world you donate money to charities 61 00:02:31,610 --> 00:02:33,460 every day you've got an inch by inch 62 00:02:33,470 --> 00:02:35,500 replica of Willie lanka's chocalate 63 00:02:35,510 --> 00:02:37,600 Factory a golden toilet made of diamonds 64 00:02:37,610 --> 00:02:40,720 a diamond toilet made of gold you have a 65 00:02:40,730 --> 00:02:42,220 Guinness world record of spanking 66 00:02:42,230 --> 00:02:44,170 somebody's ass where you spanked my 67 00:02:44,180 --> 00:02:46,660 bro's ass 20,000 times in under a minute 68 00:02:46,670 --> 00:02:49,000 he was twice the size of your bodyguards 69 00:02:49,010 --> 00:02:50,560 who are supposed to be the ones 70 00:02:50,570 --> 00:02:53,890 protecting you you got a problem with 71 00:02:53,900 --> 00:02:57,460 sir Bartleby huh [ __ ] ass sorry but you 72 00:02:57,470 --> 00:03:08,050 are making me really [ __ ] mad please 73 00:03:08,060 --> 00:03:10,660 no I'm sorry sorry doesn't cut the 74 00:03:10,670 --> 00:03:15,360 cheese that is enough let him speak now 75 00:03:15,370 --> 00:03:17,890 Manik the Hedgehog the stage is yours 76 00:03:17,900 --> 00:03:20,440 what is it that was so important that 77 00:03:20,450 --> 00:03:22,320 you decided to make a fool of yourself 78 00:03:22,330 --> 00:03:24,910 you know none of you know what I went 79 00:03:24,920 --> 00:03:26,860 through in my life to get where I am I 80 00:03:26,870 --> 00:03:29,770 had to fight kill and steal justice 81 00:03:29,780 --> 00:03:31,690 survive not even knowing if I would make 82 00:03:31,700 --> 00:03:34,510 it to tomorrow at times when I would 83 00:03:34,520 --> 00:03:35,559 feel the most down 84 00:03:35,569 --> 00:03:37,720 I would come to places like this with my 85 00:03:37,730 --> 00:03:39,720 crew the Rat Patrol 86 00:03:39,730 --> 00:03:42,490 the Rat Patrol was a thieving guild that 87 00:03:42,500 --> 00:03:44,849 well deep down in the sewers on Mobius 88 00:03:44,859 --> 00:03:48,039 during Robotnik's reign we were taught 89 00:03:48,049 --> 00:03:49,539 and raised by the greatest of them all 90 00:03:49,549 --> 00:03:52,800 Farrell who was also my foster father 91 00:03:52,810 --> 00:03:55,899 all I can hope these days is that the 92 00:03:55,909 --> 00:03:57,490 other members of the organization are 93 00:03:57,500 --> 00:04:00,220 okay however it's more likely that they 94 00:04:00,230 --> 00:04:02,129 have all been hunted down and killed as 95 00:04:02,139 --> 00:04:04,839 you can see one of them is missing a hat 96 00:04:04,849 --> 00:04:07,420 because I stole it I was so [ __ ] 97 00:04:07,430 --> 00:04:09,940 bad-ass at stealing [ __ ] that that is 98 00:04:09,950 --> 00:04:11,170 how I got into the group in the first 99 00:04:11,180 --> 00:04:13,130 place 100 00:04:13,140 --> 00:04:16,890 they are you even paying attention 101 00:04:16,900 --> 00:04:21,569 huh oh no sorry you were saying forget 102 00:04:21,579 --> 00:04:22,560 it I'm leaving 103 00:04:22,570 --> 00:04:25,050 have fun spending Valentine's Day all by 104 00:04:25,060 --> 00:04:33,420 your lonesome hey Knuckles have you seen 105 00:04:33,430 --> 00:04:35,790 my bro wait wait I didn't know you have 106 00:04:35,800 --> 00:04:41,460 ears your bro is over there he's been 107 00:04:41,470 --> 00:04:42,960 standing there for almost an hour 108 00:04:42,970 --> 00:04:46,140 waiting for you sup big blue are you 109 00:04:46,150 --> 00:04:48,120 ready to remove that blindfold and be 110 00:04:48,130 --> 00:04:51,620 blown away did you find Bart Levy of 111 00:04:51,630 --> 00:04:54,480 course I even talked with him and he 112 00:04:54,490 --> 00:04:56,040 said this is the best date spot in the 113 00:04:56,050 --> 00:04:59,610 whole world how a world you say well now 114 00:04:59,620 --> 00:05:01,830 I'm impressed I think I have to shake 115 00:05:01,840 --> 00:05:05,460 your hand well go then reach on down 116 00:05:05,470 --> 00:05:10,170 I'm waiting dang what's this Manik haha 117 00:05:10,180 --> 00:05:13,129 bro that's not my hand that's my ass 118 00:05:13,139 --> 00:05:16,499 Jesus Mike my goodness it's squishy like 119 00:05:16,509 --> 00:05:19,800 a bag of marinara sauce looks like my 120 00:05:19,810 --> 00:05:22,310 baby bro has been doing some squats 121 00:05:22,320 --> 00:05:24,779 maybe we could do some together sometime 122 00:05:24,789 --> 00:05:27,450 I could teach you yet I'd like that baby 123 00:05:27,460 --> 00:05:31,290 bro all right bro let's do it to it take 124 00:05:31,300 --> 00:05:36,480 that blindfold off check it bro is this 125 00:05:36,490 --> 00:05:40,610 everything you hoped for 126 00:05:40,620 --> 00:05:42,870 Goddammit of all the places you could 127 00:05:42,880 --> 00:05:44,610 choose it was this shitty ass roller 128 00:05:44,620 --> 00:05:47,790 rink I'm sorry him so sorry bro is this 129 00:05:47,800 --> 00:05:50,010 my punishment what did I do wrong 130 00:05:50,020 --> 00:05:52,560 no wonder Bartleby didn't want to come 131 00:05:52,570 --> 00:05:55,800 in here it smells like Dookie come on 132 00:05:55,810 --> 00:05:58,350 Sonic it's not terrible man act really 133 00:05:58,360 --> 00:05:59,909 thought you would like it and it's 134 00:05:59,919 --> 00:06:00,779 practically empty 135 00:06:00,789 --> 00:06:03,120 this way you can spend the day with just 136 00:06:03,130 --> 00:06:05,159 you and Bartleby without all of the 137 00:06:05,169 --> 00:06:07,770 paparazi yeah she's right Sonic how 138 00:06:07,780 --> 00:06:09,689 often do you get to be alone together in 139 00:06:09,699 --> 00:06:12,899 public like this now put on the skates 140 00:06:12,909 --> 00:06:14,250 and show us your moves 141 00:06:14,260 --> 00:06:16,589 I'm sure Bart levy wouldn't be able to 142 00:06:16,599 --> 00:06:18,899 handle himself when he sees your ass 143 00:06:18,909 --> 00:06:20,879 cheeks clapping together as used cait 144 00:06:20,889 --> 00:06:24,170 around the rink 145 00:06:24,180 --> 00:06:26,510 I've never done this before use 146 00:06:26,520 --> 00:06:29,900 rollerskates I mean are you sure people 147 00:06:29,910 --> 00:06:33,170 really do this for fun man quit being 148 00:06:33,180 --> 00:06:36,500 such a wimp Sonic and get out there okay 149 00:06:36,510 --> 00:06:40,220 up here I here I go hey look everybody I 150 00:06:40,230 --> 00:06:45,860 think I'm doing it help me please I fell 151 00:06:45,870 --> 00:06:57,280 somebody hold on bro I gotcha 152 00:06:57,290 --> 00:07:09,980 [Music] 153 00:07:09,990 --> 00:07:13,590 hey Sonic are you okay that boy's ass is 154 00:07:13,600 --> 00:07:16,230 [ __ ] crazy I [ __ ] told him not to 155 00:07:16,240 --> 00:07:18,510 eat that chili and bean burrito he must 156 00:07:18,520 --> 00:07:21,070 have snuck it past me 157 00:07:21,080 --> 00:07:24,010 a Perico sounds good right now in Dunn 158 00:07:24,020 --> 00:07:29,850 woods hitting let's go to the food court 159 00:07:29,860 --> 00:07:32,019 hey Knuckles do you want to see 160 00:07:32,029 --> 00:07:35,320 something cool oh boy do I there's 161 00:07:35,330 --> 00:07:37,179 nothing I love more and spending 162 00:07:37,189 --> 00:07:39,670 Valentine's Day watching a fat man waste 163 00:07:39,680 --> 00:07:42,239 his life away and a cup of coca-cola 164 00:07:42,249 --> 00:07:45,249 haha Knuckles you're so funny now watch 165 00:07:45,259 --> 00:08:13,149 this wait 166 00:08:13,159 --> 00:08:15,429 did something happen did I miss 167 00:08:15,439 --> 00:08:19,179 something he's just taking drinks and he 168 00:08:19,189 --> 00:08:21,010 is acting like he's just trying them out 169 00:08:21,020 --> 00:08:23,649 my bro calls it a loophole in the system 170 00:08:23,659 --> 00:08:26,200 this way he can drink as much as he 171 00:08:26,210 --> 00:08:28,809 wants without paying what was that's 172 00:08:28,819 --> 00:08:29,950 about not paying 173 00:08:29,960 --> 00:08:32,170 I certainly hope you boys aren't 174 00:08:32,180 --> 00:08:34,329 planning on drinking all that soda pop 175 00:08:34,339 --> 00:08:37,230 without buying any 176 00:08:37,240 --> 00:08:39,839 boy with the plump and fat but I am 177 00:08:39,849 --> 00:08:42,779 talking to you don't worry I'm only 178 00:08:42,789 --> 00:08:44,850 taste tasting a little bit I won't take 179 00:08:44,860 --> 00:08:47,819 long at all this ain't my first day on 180 00:08:47,829 --> 00:08:48,660 the job son 181 00:08:48,670 --> 00:08:50,429 I know full well what you are doing now 182 00:08:50,439 --> 00:08:58,949 speed it up you think you're hot [ __ ] 183 00:08:58,959 --> 00:09:01,319 drinking all of my soda like [ __ ] 184 00:09:01,329 --> 00:09:05,340 [ __ ] 185 00:09:05,350 --> 00:09:08,619 haha is kind of funny in a way do you 186 00:09:08,629 --> 00:09:11,470 want to know why eventually you are 187 00:09:11,480 --> 00:09:13,150 going to be done with your little games 188 00:09:13,160 --> 00:09:15,519 and then you will have to buy one that's 189 00:09:15,529 --> 00:09:16,299 right baby 190 00:09:16,309 --> 00:09:17,949 I'm the one who's going to be laughing 191 00:09:17,959 --> 00:09:22,190 last up in this piece of ass 192 00:09:22,200 --> 00:09:24,560 you know I don't think I'm thirsty 193 00:09:24,570 --> 00:09:27,440 anymore maybe I'll come back and buy 194 00:09:27,450 --> 00:09:32,660 something tomorrow 195 00:09:32,670 --> 00:09:35,160 I'll show you what happens when someone 196 00:09:35,170 --> 00:09:38,160 tries to steal from me hey get away from 197 00:09:38,170 --> 00:09:47,310 him bro run go go ahead Manic are you 198 00:09:47,320 --> 00:09:48,000 all right 199 00:09:48,010 --> 00:09:50,880 what do you think [ __ ] he just sprayed 200 00:09:50,890 --> 00:09:51,840 me with pepper spray 201 00:09:51,850 --> 00:09:55,100 this guy is crazier than Robotnik and 202 00:09:55,110 --> 00:09:57,870 now he's going to take care of my bro 203 00:09:57,880 --> 00:09:59,850 this just might be the end of the Sonic 204 00:09:59,860 --> 00:10:03,540 Underground 205 00:10:03,550 --> 00:10:06,819 here sexy food caught by leave my friend 206 00:10:06,829 --> 00:10:09,220 alone he didn't do [ __ ] to you so why 207 00:10:09,230 --> 00:10:11,769 are you mean shut your mouth bit you're 208 00:10:11,779 --> 00:10:14,230 only a little [ __ ] what can you do to a 209 00:10:14,240 --> 00:10:18,249 strong man like me poop on my face don't 210 00:10:18,259 --> 00:10:19,900 underestimate my power 211 00:10:19,910 --> 00:10:23,139 come on Manic will show him grab that 212 00:10:23,149 --> 00:10:26,139 ketchup bottle and put it in my ass Wow 213 00:10:26,149 --> 00:10:27,850 mama don't gotta tell me twice 214 00:10:27,860 --> 00:10:38,980 this broccoli is up for anything baby 215 00:10:38,990 --> 00:10:40,520 God oh God 216 00:10:40,530 --> 00:10:43,340 she got ketchup in my eyes is this the 217 00:10:43,350 --> 00:10:44,270 power of his [ __ ] 218 00:10:44,280 --> 00:10:46,730 I had no idea anyone could crush a 219 00:10:46,740 --> 00:10:48,230 ketchup bottle in their [ __ ] smelly 220 00:10:48,240 --> 00:10:51,710 butt crack you got off easy the next 221 00:10:51,720 --> 00:10:53,780 time you hurt my friend it will be your 222 00:10:53,790 --> 00:10:56,090 head between my head it's all over now 223 00:10:56,100 --> 00:10:56,600 bro 224 00:10:56,610 --> 00:10:59,060 you're safe these two cool bros get to 225 00:10:59,070 --> 00:11:02,030 rock another day now let's go get you a 226 00:11:02,040 --> 00:11:05,450 tub of nachos the Tynan attention my 227 00:11:05,460 --> 00:11:08,180 fellow ladies sand boys it's time for 228 00:11:08,190 --> 00:11:10,400 our special Valentine's Day event Oh 229 00:11:10,410 --> 00:11:14,150 baby I'm excited starting right now 230 00:11:14,160 --> 00:11:16,550 only couples are allowed to go out on 231 00:11:16,560 --> 00:11:19,640 the road so find your special someone 232 00:11:19,650 --> 00:11:23,240 and pay up and don't let things get too 233 00:11:23,250 --> 00:11:26,060 wild out there in other words don't have 234 00:11:26,070 --> 00:11:28,880 not sex in the center of the room if I 235 00:11:28,890 --> 00:11:31,160 catch you doing so I might just have to 236 00:11:31,170 --> 00:11:34,640 punish you now everyone who doesn't have 237 00:11:34,650 --> 00:11:35,240 a partner 238 00:11:35,250 --> 00:11:37,790 please get off the rink and make way for 239 00:11:37,800 --> 00:11:44,720 the lovebirds old baby let's get this 240 00:11:44,730 --> 00:11:45,680 party rolling 241 00:11:45,690 --> 00:11:48,740 no yet shake those fine asses little 242 00:11:48,750 --> 00:11:53,940 boys you joined in too 243 00:11:53,950 --> 00:12:03,700 [Music] 244 00:12:03,710 --> 00:12:06,610 hey Robotnik did you know Sonic is here 245 00:12:06,620 --> 00:12:08,750 what the [ __ ] are you saying 246 00:12:08,760 --> 00:12:11,180 no he isn't why would that fat blue 247 00:12:11,190 --> 00:12:14,720 [ __ ] come here it's Valentine's Day no 248 00:12:14,730 --> 00:12:17,120 really he is look he's over there with 249 00:12:17,130 --> 00:12:20,360 his friends that looks like no it can't 250 00:12:20,370 --> 00:12:27,410 be it's all true Oh No 251 00:12:27,420 --> 00:12:30,410 would you like us to no we are not 252 00:12:30,420 --> 00:12:33,620 leaving but why is he here I figured 253 00:12:33,630 --> 00:12:35,510 since he is Bartleby's [ __ ] [ __ ] 254 00:12:35,520 --> 00:12:36,860 that they would have gone to a nice 255 00:12:36,870 --> 00:12:39,380 restaurant or some [ __ ] not to a poor 256 00:12:39,390 --> 00:12:42,170 place like this they came here for a 257 00:12:42,180 --> 00:12:44,630 phone of course come on let's go say hi 258 00:12:44,640 --> 00:12:46,760 to them I'm sure they wouldn't want to 259 00:12:46,770 --> 00:12:48,920 fight either shut it 260 00:12:48,930 --> 00:12:51,500 if they notice that I'm here they will 261 00:12:51,510 --> 00:12:54,290 just laugh at me all I can do now is 262 00:12:54,300 --> 00:12:59,890 show my dominance tie my skates boys 263 00:12:59,900 --> 00:13:02,600 show them your sweet moves your 264 00:13:02,610 --> 00:13:04,820 roundness it will leave them running in 265 00:13:04,830 --> 00:13:17,750 fear 266 00:13:17,760 --> 00:13:20,269 bro it's your rival the evil dr. 267 00:13:20,279 --> 00:13:22,759 Robotnik and he's doing some sweet moves 268 00:13:22,769 --> 00:13:26,300 I think he's trying to show you up good 269 00:13:26,310 --> 00:13:29,060 gracious he isn't supposed to be on the 270 00:13:29,070 --> 00:13:31,550 rink without a [ __ ] I want to stop him 271 00:13:31,560 --> 00:13:34,250 and yet I am enthralled by the natural 272 00:13:34,260 --> 00:13:40,759 grace and beauty of this foot man well 273 00:13:40,769 --> 00:13:43,400 he's doing the splits I wonder if that 274 00:13:43,410 --> 00:13:48,280 hurts his ball sack 275 00:13:48,290 --> 00:14:02,620 [Music] 276 00:14:35,899 --> 00:14:37,970 hey what's the matter 277 00:14:37,980 --> 00:14:44,000 done 278 00:14:44,010 --> 00:14:46,640 what's wrong Manic you look like you're 279 00:14:46,650 --> 00:14:48,740 down in the dumps I would have expected 280 00:14:48,750 --> 00:14:50,390 you to be better skating with your 281 00:14:50,400 --> 00:14:53,750 brother oh well you see I was going to 282 00:14:53,760 --> 00:14:56,840 skate at first but I got nervous nervous 283 00:14:56,850 --> 00:15:00,200 good why it's a little embarrassing to 284 00:15:00,210 --> 00:15:02,030 admit but I don't really know how to 285 00:15:02,040 --> 00:15:05,840 roller skate you too high I mean that is 286 00:15:05,850 --> 00:15:06,650 just crazy 287 00:15:06,660 --> 00:15:09,140 who cares if you're good or not all that 288 00:15:09,150 --> 00:15:11,450 matters is that you have fun I thought 289 00:15:11,460 --> 00:15:13,820 so too at first but I don't know now I 290 00:15:13,830 --> 00:15:16,370 was scared that they would laugh at me 291 00:15:16,380 --> 00:15:17,570 outrageous 292 00:15:17,580 --> 00:15:19,760 nobody would laugh at you we all have 293 00:15:19,770 --> 00:15:22,220 things we aren't good at get out there 294 00:15:22,230 --> 00:15:24,560 and follow your dreams nobody is going 295 00:15:24,570 --> 00:15:26,600 to achieve it for you so you must be the 296 00:15:26,610 --> 00:15:30,140 one to take hold of it yourself hey yeah 297 00:15:30,150 --> 00:15:31,700 I'm gonna do just that 298 00:15:31,710 --> 00:15:34,100 thanks a lot and you should follow your 299 00:15:34,110 --> 00:15:35,500 dreams too 300 00:15:35,510 --> 00:15:38,570 you know Sonic was really excited to 301 00:15:38,580 --> 00:15:41,660 spend Valentine's Day with you he stayed 302 00:15:41,670 --> 00:15:44,150 up all night talking about it when he 303 00:15:44,160 --> 00:15:46,460 finally got in bed he checked his alarm 304 00:15:46,470 --> 00:15:49,850 clock 20 times eventually he stopped 305 00:15:49,860 --> 00:15:52,670 because he had to go poop then the alarm 306 00:15:52,680 --> 00:15:55,520 clock finally went off he was so happy 307 00:15:55,530 --> 00:15:57,560 that he ran straight here he still 308 00:15:57,570 --> 00:16:00,400 didn't even wipe his stinky butt crack 309 00:16:00,410 --> 00:16:03,470 thanks a lot Bartleby and good luck on 310 00:16:03,480 --> 00:16:08,360 your date with my bro 311 00:16:08,370 --> 00:16:16,079 Master Bartleby is something wrong how 312 00:16:16,089 --> 00:16:18,930 childish of me my [ __ ] always does so 313 00:16:18,940 --> 00:16:20,850 much for me everyday and what'll I do 314 00:16:20,860 --> 00:16:25,650 for him sure I buy him entire McDonald's 315 00:16:25,660 --> 00:16:27,900 buildings when he gets hungry and I also 316 00:16:27,910 --> 00:16:30,540 once bought for him the entire little 317 00:16:30,550 --> 00:16:32,370 Debbie's company because he wanted a 318 00:16:32,380 --> 00:16:34,620 donut but that is something anyone can 319 00:16:34,630 --> 00:16:34,980 do 320 00:16:34,990 --> 00:16:37,860 is it not true love is being there for 321 00:16:37,870 --> 00:16:39,620 somebody when they need you most and 322 00:16:39,630 --> 00:16:42,749 Here I am refusing to skate after my 323 00:16:42,759 --> 00:16:45,600 [ __ ] did all that work and just because 324 00:16:45,610 --> 00:16:48,030 of a little bit of dust that I failed 325 00:16:48,040 --> 00:16:50,670 no not failed I refuse to see the 326 00:16:50,680 --> 00:16:53,040 problem before my eyes my [ __ ] needs me 327 00:16:53,050 --> 00:16:55,980 now now fetch me my roller skate the 328 00:16:55,990 --> 00:16:58,050 ones made of pure gold where the gold 329 00:16:58,060 --> 00:17:00,120 was unearthed from deep below the frozen 330 00:17:00,130 --> 00:17:03,090 earth of Antarctica but sir you don't 331 00:17:03,100 --> 00:17:06,350 know how to roller skate well I do now 332 00:17:06,360 --> 00:17:08,850 fine fine I get it already you're a 333 00:17:08,860 --> 00:17:10,679 better roller blader than me stop 334 00:17:10,689 --> 00:17:14,270 teasing me 335 00:17:14,280 --> 00:17:18,559 hey fatso leave my [ __ ] alone stop any 336 00:17:18,569 --> 00:17:20,390 business you might have with my round 337 00:17:20,400 --> 00:17:22,760 dictator you can take it up with me 338 00:17:22,770 --> 00:17:25,460 instead you would do yourself good to 339 00:17:25,470 --> 00:17:28,730 walk away tiny man this is not concern 340 00:17:28,740 --> 00:17:31,940 you one bit actually I think it kind of 341 00:17:31,950 --> 00:17:34,670 does and damn it sort of pisses me off 342 00:17:34,680 --> 00:17:40,070 you like that [ __ ] you want to go cause 343 00:17:40,080 --> 00:17:42,950 I'm ready here I'll [ __ ] do it begin 344 00:17:42,960 --> 00:17:46,620 [ __ ] ass [ __ ] 345 00:17:46,630 --> 00:17:50,299 walk away or I will make you leave 346 00:17:50,309 --> 00:18:03,640 really I would love to see you try [ __ ] 347 00:18:03,650 --> 00:18:06,340 Oh Bartleby you came for me just like 348 00:18:06,350 --> 00:18:07,240 you always do 349 00:18:07,250 --> 00:18:09,670 does this mean we can't finally skate 350 00:18:09,680 --> 00:18:10,299 together 351 00:18:10,309 --> 00:18:13,000 I'm so [ __ ] heavy that I feel like 352 00:18:13,010 --> 00:18:15,130 I'm dreaming 353 00:18:15,140 --> 00:18:17,799 uh-huh of course my Beach we were always 354 00:18:17,809 --> 00:18:19,930 going to skate together don't you worry 355 00:18:19,940 --> 00:18:22,570 your cute little booty cheeks now dry 356 00:18:22,580 --> 00:18:25,150 those tears it's time for the show hee 357 00:18:25,160 --> 00:18:25,900 hee yeah 358 00:18:25,910 --> 00:18:28,539 hey Robotnik or should I say [ __ ] get 359 00:18:28,549 --> 00:18:36,360 ready to see what real skaters can do 360 00:18:36,370 --> 00:19:13,510 [Music] 361 00:19:13,520 --> 00:19:20,450 come Beach let's go home and have sex 362 00:19:20,460 --> 00:19:29,720 [Music]