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Halina are you coming to the office

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Christmas party tonight the boss is

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going to be there do you think I'll get

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a promotion if I slap his [ __ ] ass

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cheeks I don't even know who you are do

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you think I even give a [ __ ] [ __ ] we've

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been working together for like eight

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years or some [ __ ] the least you can do

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is strike up a conversation once in a

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while this office is the only place

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where my husband doesn't beat me I'm

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sorry I just have three kids at home so

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iam usually caught in so much work it's

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not easy when one is fat hey speaking of

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my kids do you want to see a picture my

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daughter is [ __ ] cute look there she

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is with the participation trophy they

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didn't win so my two boys Sonic and

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Manic refused to look at the camera but

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she didn't care though she was so happy

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to be a part of the team at least the

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backlog I put in his [ __ ] pants

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God I [ __ ] hate her oh that Hedgehog

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talks about his/her stupid pink doctor

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every day what a dumb [ __ ]

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hey Alena the boss wants to talk with

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him when you got the time all right it

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must be time for my Christmas bonus oh

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no it ain't what do you mean the bus

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caught you Alena he called you on camera

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stealing pens off of Hernandes desk I

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told you this would happen eventually if

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you didn't stop Hernandez is a [ __ ]

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Mexican he shouldn't even be in this

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country in t first play I'm already

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paying for their shift with my taxes I'm

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only taking back what's mine I know

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Alena I know and I agree with you 100%

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but you can't just go around stealing

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stuff it's against the law

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hey you know what

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you

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um Mr. Luthor you wanted to talk with me

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so yes Alima come right and we have much

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to discuss

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I've been told you have been getting

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into fights with your co-workers on a

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daily basis not only that I caught you

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stealing pens off of one co-workers desk

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and amidst all this you don't ever get

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any work done and I still get complaints

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up the ass from customers what is your

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problem

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[ __ ] you you miss are very rude all you

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talk about is your ugly ass daughter

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when you finally brought her here on

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take your daughter to work day

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she ate Jeremy's burrito clogged two

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toilets with her poop and cried when you

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wouldn't buy her granola bar from the

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vending machine

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it's for these reasons that we have to

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fire you so long [ __ ] you you can't do

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this it's Christmas Eve I didn't even

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buy gifts for my kids yet all of the

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presents are still sitting in layaway at

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Kmart

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I can't afford them without my paycheck

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get the hell out of my building I

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suppose I should leave then it was nice

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working here actually no no I'm not

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going anywhere you [ __ ] piece of wet

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grass I didn't do [ __ ] yer trying to set

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me up I would never steal a thing show

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me the video prove right here and now

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that I did anything at all cause I don't

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believe you

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[ __ ] okay

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just because you were the queen of

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Mobius in the past it doesn't mean you

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can't put others down now you are just

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like the rock band Linkin Park when it

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hit the year 2000 and left the 90s

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you're washed up nobody likes you

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anymore

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you're done it's over

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it'll take you immediate Oh

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[Music]

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remember kids dead they can't know we're

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doing this it has to be a secret tan

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[ __ ] oh I'm so excited

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you kids are finally going to have it

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Ali I bet he has no idea that I'm going

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to propose to him tonight at midnight if

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it's not too crowded after he says yes I

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wonder if he all [ __ ] me like the

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[ __ ] over there behind the bookstore to

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me do you have the ring ready for when

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mommy asks daddy the big question yeah

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ha ha

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that's the spirit you little

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[Music]

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excuse me I'm sorry to bother you but

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I'm about to propose to my boyfriend

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my kids love him and he's got really big

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ass cheeks and well say no more I

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completely understand you want me to

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record the whole thing leave it to me

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babe why are you here I thought I told

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you to wait for me at home with a ham

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and cheese sandwich oh honey the kids

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thought it would be fun to come and walk

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you home from work how would that be any

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fun for me [ __ ] you know I like heading

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straight to the strip club after

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cleaning should cover toilets all day

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and that's not all my sweet yellow

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banana there is another reason we came

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down here since it's Christmas I thought

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I would make a reservation at a nice

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fancy restaurant a fancy restaurant what

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you mean like Applebee's but you know I

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hate to Applebee's I'd rather go to

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[ __ ] Taco Bell come on kids we should

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hurry home before dad you get so any

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more angry don't turn away from me [ __ ]

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[Laughter]

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let mommy go right no daddy she didn't

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do anything to you yet let mommy go

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right now or we're calling the cops

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[ __ ] I'm not letting this [ __ ] go until

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she learns her place why are you always

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doing this [ __ ] stop it dad stop it

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[Music]

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[Applause]

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all right family new game plan were not

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going out to eat anymore

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instead we're going home and are not

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going to waste money at Applebee's babe

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the moment we get home I expect to see

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your smelly ass in the kitchen make me a

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cheeseburger and some french fries with

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ketchup son go straight upstairs and

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wait for me you'd better be naked by the

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time I get up there and my sweet

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daughter go clean up the poop in the

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bathroom I timed him as the toilet a

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little bit

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what's taking you so long [ __ ] can't

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you see the light is green

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some people have places to be on

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Christmas you know

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[Applause]

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[Music]

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Elena what's going on we are a local in

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legally Levitch Charles we're not going

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to believe this [ __ ] Mr. Luthor fired me

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today oh I'm so embarrassed

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I didn't even get my Christmas paycheck

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so the kids aren't even going to get

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Christmas presents this year what if the

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kids think I'm a failure as a mother

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it's okay Elena the kids already know

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Leo Refaeli

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mom you're home early today kids what

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are you still doing awake I thought she

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would be aSleet by now waiting for Santa

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we were just leaving out Santa's milk

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and cookies

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did you have fun at work today mama I

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accidentally sat on the cookies so they

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kind of smell like my ass but they're

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still good did you remember to pick up

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that bag of beef jerky I asked for [ __ ]

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we didn't want to go to bed until you

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gave us all a hug you know like you do

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every Christmas Eve ha ha ha that's

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right well I shouldn't keep you waiting

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bring it in everyone

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you

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now you kids run along upstairs Santa

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won't bring any gifts while we're awake

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your Uncle Chuck and I will be upstairs

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in 10 minutes to read you a bedtime

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story

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what the hell am I going to do Charles

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Sonic Manic and suniye are going to be

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so disappointed

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when they wake up tomorrow morning and

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there are no presents under the tree

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maybe I should call dad do you think he

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would lend me some money

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it is Christmas after all Elena it ought

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to agree the one Willie for me that we

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all never contacted to Wrigley or Eve

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lemon ever again

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Charles I've got to do this if I don't

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ask him for help my kids won't even have

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a Christmas fiNicky remit if only you

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talked with him

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even better term Suey temprid no since a

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orator enosis Ellis rate

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well if you think Tony of me [ __ ]

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yellow icing out that soon as I do wall

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comic rolling back totally for his money

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everybody's inset that died 17 years ago

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Stowe where he sold me mixed up before

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20 books

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Charles what the hell did you hang up

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for that's it give me the phone I will

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talk to him I'll make sure this

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son-of-a-bitch gives me all the money

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he's got

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well you are you

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if it ain't Tony of me [ __ ] ily

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Scannell Tatsumi the whole comic role in

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but totally for his money already since

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at that died 17 years ago Stowe where he

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sold me mixed up before 20 books

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[Music]

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if only we knew the richest man on earth

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[Music]

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that's right Sonic's boyfriend Barker B

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is the richest man on earth I bet I

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could go to him out of so much money for

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all the years he's butt [ __ ] my son

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[ __ ] [ __ ]

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I don't think I have his phone number

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Elena log Sonya left her phone I want a

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culture he would see as birth levies

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contacting for what are you waiting for

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woman guys that rich sonofa which I'm

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trying to but I can't find him Sonja

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gave everybody these [ __ ] Nicknames

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we host K a random number es whatever

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entree so me where a

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why do I have to spend the night in your

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guy's room the last time I slept in your

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room

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Mindy snuck in in the middle of the

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night and you [ __ ] her for like six

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hours straight I didn't get any Sleet

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you remember what mom said this morning

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she wants us to Sleet in the same room

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so she can keep a better eye on us

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because last year Sonic snuck out of bed

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and open all the presents and kept them

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for himself

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yo Manic Sonia come check it out

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it looks like mom and uncle Chuck are

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talking to somebody on the phone you're

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right my blue bro I wonder who the [ __ ]

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they're talking to how about we listen

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in on that [ __ ] from up here they won't

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suspect a thing if we use the house

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phone

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hello kids no residence this is a PHA or

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the great sage of the Echidna speaking

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hi there

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this is green Elina the Hedgehog's

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mother Merry Christmas

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sorry I must have called you by mistake

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I meant to call somebody else

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Elena even though she H is necessarily

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just focus try asking them for money

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what's that you want to borrow some

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money you don't even have enough to buy

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your kids Christmas presents oh my God

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I'm so sorry I would give you money but

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I just bought Knuckles and Xbox one

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what's going on great-grandfather did

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you say the Hedgehog family is poor as

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[ __ ] hahaha that's [ __ ] sad tell

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Sonic he can come watch me play with my

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Xbox one horse Knuckles it's wrong to

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look down on somebody the cause of their

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wealth especially around Christmas come

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over here and apologize to the Hedgehog

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family over the phone what did you just

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say to me [ __ ] and Knuckles the cool

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Echidna nobody tells me what to do

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Knuckles put down the baseball bat

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please don't shove it up my ass again

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you'd better apologize or this bat is

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going right up your [ __ ] but I show

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no mercy for the weak old man fine

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I'm I'm sorry Knuckles go play your Xbox

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one now okay I apologize it's too late

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I'm already too foreign I'm starting to

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enjoy this take off

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let me try another number

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hello this is Mindy's dad what you want

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to borrow money by

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yes just a little bit the reason is

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complicated but I can pay you back next

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week yeah that ain't happening

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I just bought many like 20 new bikinis I

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even bought a really expensive camera to

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record that [ __ ] daddy stop getting

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distracted I need you to keep your eyes

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on the cameras how do I know my boobs

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look good if you're not watching this is

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my Christmassy card you know oh my God

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Mindy shut the [ __ ] up I told you I'm on

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the phone

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well [ __ ] why the hell are my rivals the

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Sonic Underground calling me on

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Christmas

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what do you [ __ ] want oh [ __ ] it's

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dr. Robotnik what do I say should I just

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hang up at a yoke elin Elena that man

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Marcus robots for a living a mastaba

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acid I'm sorry to bother your botnik but

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I need some [ __ ] money

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I mean you killed a lot of my people and

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stole my throne for a while so I deserve

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some [ __ ] yet that ain't happening

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I just bought Sleet and Dingo like 20

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new bikinis I even bought a really

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expensive camera to record that [ __ ]

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[Music]

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it's over it's [ __ ] over Barker B

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isn't anywhere on Sonia's contact list

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and without that hubby

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there won't be a Christmas can you guys

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believe this [ __ ] she doesn't care

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about us at all what was she thinking

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not buying any Christmas presents for us

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yet all she ever does is buy groceries

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and pays bills and [ __ ] would it kill

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her to buy us one video game every once

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in a while and [ __ ] I guess I'm not

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getting the new Barbie's Dreamhouse like

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I asked some Christmas

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[Music]

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look alive sips the traitor is coming

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guess what time it is kids time for your

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yearly Christmas bedtime story who wants

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to go first

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how about you Sonic I know how you love

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that Polar Express crap we're not

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talking to you

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you eggplant and besides the cgi movie

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is like a million times better um well

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in that case I can go get the DVD from

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the living room if you want to watch

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that

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come on sips it's beddy-bye time what

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what's the deal you kids are quieter

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than usual what about you Sonia do you

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want me to tuck you into bed light last

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night no stop it

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[Music]

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did I do something wrong why won't you

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kids talk to me please tell me Jericho

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was really for our team a story from

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your hockey Tristan mustn't let you Hey

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we are yo kids already in bed you aren't

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planning to skip oh don t study Janerio

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it Boaz no matter he can who sit at the

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foot of the Vedas I read it for you get

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away from our bunk bed old man that has

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[ __ ] stinks

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hey he didn't have a todo mingott is for

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yo-yo no do you know really that stupid

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answer for you earlier it's Macau sale

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of a Yoga booty guess Yogi's are 800

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volt appreciate any tini Domingo is all

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host stop viento Domingo nice things for

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you

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it's not like you were any fun or

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anything

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we're really sorry Uncle Chuck we aren't

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mad at you please don't blame yourself

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no no it's Feeny you don't tell Italy

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you know who you really fell

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amen what went to an old with a loser

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like a married he certainly would and

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that's for damn sure

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hey primero got an idea for another

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comet at Yahoo kids were low on it at we

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can apply it scalloped edge bow int

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unlock after retardant let's hit it

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it's my cows attached all Yahoo kids ma

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what you don t know all two-ply no

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that's host classy why event you know it

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was a little estimating Lee Curtis ello

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Academy logo Fuki NASA tell payday and

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[ __ ] I antes del Meridiana you don't

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say I'm gonna point in yet come on kids

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[ __ ] whatever Matisse is what you want a

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treat uh well take that bedtime story

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now Uncle Chuck nah even think so little

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hill because if your kids really wanted

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a story it already versity not turkey of

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your vus drove in Mrs. Steiner as a

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Overton basics of yours

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I guess I'll see you kids in the morning

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that is if I didn't already fill myself

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by then

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so why do you guys think we aren't

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getting an e presence

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maybe it's because you never wipe your

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disgusting smelly butt cheeks

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gunky poops shut the [ __ ] up I wipe my

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ass sometimes hey bro check this out

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[Music]

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gosh darn it bro I told you to stop

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doing that that's it we're patching up

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that hole tomorrow

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aw come on don't act like you don't love

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it ha ha ha damn bro you are so crazy

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what are we going to do with you

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you know I can't Sleet knowing that we

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ain't getting [ __ ] in the morning what

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do you say we go beat mom's ass that way

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she's got to buy us at least something

420
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hey sis that is way past cool let's do

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it to it

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[Laughter]

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so what are you gonna get after we take

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her wallet probably a new Xbox and a bag

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of pizza giggles what about you bro

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they it looks like mom is crying

427
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hey mom what do you three want I thought

428
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you weren't talking to me we're here to

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say sorry we were acting like whiny

430
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babies earlier we realize how hard it

431
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must be for you to take care of all

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three of us

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all alone so we decided that we don't

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need no we don't deserve any presents

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for Christmas morning not speech fat

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[ __ ] how long did it take you to come

437
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up with that one five minutes you best

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turn back around and go back to bed

439
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before I beat that ass do you know why

440
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Paige you're right now here's what's up

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tomorrow when me and my sips wake up my

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bros gonna have himself a brand spankin

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new Xbox one cause if there isn't we're

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gonna have a problem

445
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are you picking up what I'm putting down

446
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no actually I am not now you listen here

447
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fat boy and the one who calls all the

448
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shots here in this house I don't think

449
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so look around mama we outnumber you

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three to one the [ __ ] you gonna do

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against all of us yet and my bro weighs

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like 800 pounds so you better watch what

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you say all it would take is for him to

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sit on your head once and it will pop

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like a grape

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come on Supes let's make like a bunch of

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bananas and split

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dunno it was like that so Tina would

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Charles these kids are gonna [ __ ]

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kill me mama

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Uncle Chuck come look at this

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everyone look look at all the presents

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under the tree I see them bro but how

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did they get there we were all upstairs

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who cares it's Christmas let's open that

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[ __ ] up there's an Xbox one over here

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can you guys believe this it's a

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Christmas miracle I don't care who the

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[ __ ] broke into our house and left that

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[ __ ] I just wish they were here so I

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could thank them for giving us the best

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Christmas ever

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[Music]

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my job here is done now to go take a

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[ __ ] on my golden toilet oh hello I

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didn't see you there you may not know

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who I am but I I'm Darla be Montclair of

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Dresden Sonic the Hedgehog is my

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boyfriend or as I'd like to call him my

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personal Beach I want to tell you

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something of great importance

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unfortunately not everybody is going to

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have a great Christmas this year

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there are many poor families who can't

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afford presents for their children a

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Christmas tree or even food

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luckily for Sonic and his siblings I'm

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Richard stuff so I can buy whatever the

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hell I want but not everyone is as lucky

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to know somebody is great and sexy as me

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so here's what I want you to do I want

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you to go down to your nearest homeless

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shelter and donate whatever the hell you

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don't use and give it to the homeless

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and the poor because they need it way

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more than you do and lastly there's

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something I want to tell you there is

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something special that poor people have

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that even I don't have something unique

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only to them something I could only

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dream of do you know what that is

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that's right single dollar bill poor

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people are lucky that they have single

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dollar bills which they can use to buy

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cheap thing I'm so rich that a dollar

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store probably wouldn't even let me

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inside and [ __ ] if I wanted to buy a jug

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of milk to slaver all over my Beach as

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big blue butt cheeks I would have to buy

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the entire [ __ ] store itself because

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that would be the only way I would get

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my milk

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so grab $1 go to your local dollar tree

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or 99-cent store or whatever the hell

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it's called and buy green beans or some

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[ __ ]

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[Music]

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I think it's the same as the other