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we really appreciate you inviting us

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over for dinner Athair yeah the gifts

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were the stock it you can already tell

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if this is going to they already are

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hey where are the tickets anyway Charles

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what the [ __ ] I thought you were

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watching them I am hosting over the leg

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Elena they'd help stays Manic get over

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here and check this out you're not going

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to believe your eyes no way I'm so close

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to beating your high score here Manic

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trust me this ain't something you're

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going to wanna miss look down

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okay you have a hole in your floor so

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what man Acharya my God you are wasting

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precious time oh I see what's going on

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here the first thing I do is look down

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and the next thing I know is that I'm

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face full and Sonic the Hedgehog's but

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Manic would I do that to you

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I'm like your only friend okay fine

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Knuckles why do you have this I'm

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alright the whole was here when we

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bought the house apparently the previous

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owner beat his wife so there are holes

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in a lot of walls a fair doesn't know

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about this one it lets you see

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everything that goes on down there

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heeey I sure hope nobody is watching me

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poop that would be pretty embarrassing

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okay so what do you think Manic pretty

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cool no it's just [ __ ] weird what are

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you saying

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spying on people is just wrong

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especially if they are taking a huge

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smelly crap Monica though you were cool

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but it turns out you're just another

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square get out of my room

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alright but I will be telling your

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grandfather about this he has to know I

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can't let you do that Manik

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what the hell was at it came from

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upstairs Manic and Mindy are probably

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having sex on the roof again

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can you kids see who's calling while

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your uncle and now get the table ready

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what's up Elena we are at five so say a

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us are a weird telephonist kids they

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said Isis a touchpads and whatnot they

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cannot comprehend the telephony

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this is a weird-looking cellphone why is

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it so big who cares just grab it and

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let's go back to the kitchen they it

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stuck to this [ __ ] box

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why kind of a cellphone is this I got a

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pair of scissors why don't we just cut

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it they that's a good idea sis now you

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are thinking like a Hedgehog

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mom I think we broke the cellphone

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that's strange

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why aren't they answering the phone well

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I I guess they are just having so much

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fun haha

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not a problem for the old register I'll

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just try calling again

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pick up the phone you fat [ __ ] do my

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bidding

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we're sorry you have reached a number

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that has been disconnected or is no

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longer in service if you feel you have

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reached this recording in error please

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check the number and try your call again

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thank you for doing the dishes but I can

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take over now

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you guys go enjoy yourselves it looks

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like the Thanksgiving football game is

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about to start you should go watch it I

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know how white people love that [ __ ] you

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know that sounds like a plan

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eight what an availing definitely can't

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wash teleme we told Terre Haute City of

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course Charles just check the fringe

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omegle yo le boot lid premium your way

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been holding out on daddy I went yo big

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boy

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Knuckles can you come here your great

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granddad needs a favor sure thing our

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neighbor came by yesterday and told me

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that he is going to shoot us if we don't

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rake up all the leaves by tonight

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take your girlfriend along and clean

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that [ __ ] up so we don't get to cap in

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our ass she's not my girlfriend grandad

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she's just one of my [ __ ]

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what stay mother a fire oh it's nothing

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major really if Bo isn't related to me

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c'mon what's what adding job well you

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see I was just thinking about some stuff

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does Knuckles get along with your

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sister's kids like are they good friends

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amen

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isla partida I see that's good

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Knuckles has a really hard time making

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friends he gets depressed at this time

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of year the cause he doesn't have a

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mommy or daddy like the other kids

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Aloha be parents what happened to them I

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will tell you Charles

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the story of his parents and how his

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father and mother were taken away by the

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Japanese Yakuza Knuckles father Jeremy

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the Echidna was once a member of the

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Yakuza but he gave up that life to

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support his new family his new son

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Knuckles of that being a Yakuza it isn't

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something you can just walk away from

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and one day the Yakuza came to collect

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their debt

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they're here the Yakuza my old coMrades

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tomorrow anymore yatin are already

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control negativeness

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well that's no Coco anymore como una

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material master I told you not to call

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me that anymore not Kishida snake

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k'tano tio tio Rico tuna Delta solid

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Acadia

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well there's no leader well can you miss

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it by your another cigar sir OTO Dozo

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what are they saying honey I can't

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understand a single word don't worry

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[ __ ] let me talk to them

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oh my no I sattva Modi touching no tone

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material still nakaoka gnarled aru what

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did you say honey I couldn't understand

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the [ __ ]

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will you shut your [ __ ] mouth [ __ ]

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what are you looking at you [ __ ] baby

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you killed our Oh

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oh my well here we bilko dah dah dah dah

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dah

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Nene an immense day you to stay at all

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da are not - in Kentucky or there one

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animal come on what's that Auditor what

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are they saying now Jeremy they said if

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we give them the $12 I owe them they

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will leave and never return

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oh thank Heavens I just gave you a $20

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bill for the strip club remember you can

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just give that to them no holy hell

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Jeremy this is about the life of our

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span can't you stop going to the damn

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strip club for once in your life

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well that's no kokyo anymore Kalyanam

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Anthony ha ha you want my answer fine

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then here's my answer

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lift my big fat juicy butt cheeks

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let us not either well can you miss

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about your another smell get your hands

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off of me

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please I beg of you let us go we have

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nothing to do with this he's just a boy

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he needs somebody to take care of him

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dania not a dodo Russian Kentucky

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he hasn't raked any leaves for 13

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minutes what do you think he's thinking

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about the little [ __ ] is probably

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crying because I put TNT in his

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minecraft house yesterday I think one of

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us should go talk with him I'll do it no

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bro you're too fat

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get going [ __ ] what about you we got

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into a fight earlier and he tried to

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shove a lightsaber up my butt damn

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that's kind of sexy bro I'll try talking

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to him he's probably just lonely since

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he doesn't have cool sips like us hey

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Knuckles how are you feeling

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leave me alone that's not very

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Thanksgiving you thing to say what's

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bothering you

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there's nothing bothering me absolutely

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nothing nothing at all

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Sleet go back to the McDonald's bathroom

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and get more toilet paper it feels like

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daddy's gonna be here for a while

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times must be tough for you dr. Robotnik

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pooping in trash cans now [ __ ] there's

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people here who would have thought you'd

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fall so low as to crap in strangers

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trash cans pathetic fat boy the evil

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emperor of evil dr. Robotnik can poop

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where he damn well pleases your reign of

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terror was over just now when I caught

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you taking a huge dump get off this

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property before I embarrass you in front

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of all my friends let's see if you can

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do that before I crush your head between

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my fat butt cheeks but Sir today is

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Thanksgiving the day of peace and love

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we should put our grudges aside even if

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it is just for today whatever I don't

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give a [ __ ] come on [ __ ] let's go

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inside and get some turkey with mashed

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potatoes and green beans

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stop right there family you can't just

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go inside without permission

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unfortunately for you blue boy I can

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subSonic my man how's my best friend

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doing on this fine afternoon

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oh hey Trevor um what are you doing here

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haha what do you think I'm doing here

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Sonic it's Thanksgiving and [ __ ]

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everyone knows you spend Thanksgiving

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with your friends and family and you're

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like the only friend I've got and [ __ ]

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we tight as [ __ ] I heard you were

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throwing a Thanksgiving party with a

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bunch of friends you must have forgotten

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to give me an invite I tried calling you

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but you didn't pick up oh so that was

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you who tried to call us on the phone

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kind of broke

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no offense Trevor but don't you think

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you should spend Thanksgiving with I

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don't know your family ha ha what are

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you talking about Sonic you know my

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parents are dead as [ __ ] besides you're

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like the only real friend that I have

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you and I were were like family and [ __ ]

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don't you remember when we fought

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together as freedom fighters beating

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Robotnik's ass of course I remember

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Trevor but that was a long time ago you

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and I don't talk that much anymore come

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on Sonic what are you talking about

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we're like best buds I mean I would suck

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your balls if you sucked mine

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listen Trevor I don't really know how to

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say this without sounding like an

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[ __ ] but [ __ ] I didn't invite you

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because we are not friends nobody likes

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you Trevor

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come on Sonic you you don't actually

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mean that actually I do and I think it's

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time for you to leave Sonic don't do

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this do you want me to suck your balls

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why the [ __ ] are you keep trying to suck

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my smelly balls I mean all I'm saying is

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that we are best friends if you want me

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to I'll suck your balls

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Trevor just go home okay before you make

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this even more awkward if you want to

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suck my balls just get a couple of blue

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gum balls out of the vending machine

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down the street it's basically the same

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thing

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[Music]

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you

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Sonic you son of a [ __ ] how dare you

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invite him how dare you invite that

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orange demon you didn't invite me your

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best friend and yet you invited Mingo

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that bastard killed my parents

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your parents had it coming they had a

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bounty on their heads for a long time I

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was only taking out the trash if I

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didn't do it somebody else would have

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eventually [ __ ] if I knew you were

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going to bother me with this yours later

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maybe I should have killed you then too

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in fact maybe I should finish what I

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started and shove my fist up your ass

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you [ __ ] hippie

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your parents brought their deaths upon

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themselves when they attempted to rape

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dr. Robotnik it wasn't anything personal

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I was only doing my job and protecting

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my round Overlord from the vile monsters

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that are your parents

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you're lying my parents were not

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monsters they were amazing people and

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sexy that's right

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you will never know how they really work

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poor boy you were a poopie covered baby

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back then I thought I told all my

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servants to go home for the night

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whoever the [ __ ] that is you're fired

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open the [ __ ] door right now old man

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where I'm going to knock this [ __ ] down

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myself yeah open up right now your fat

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ass we're gonna rape your ass we are

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gonna get revenge for all the mobiums

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that you killed by raping your fat ass

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Hey I remember those voices you're those

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hippies whose tent I burned down while

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you two were still [ __ ] inside of it

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if you think I'm coming out you're crazy

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I don't think he's gonna come out [ __ ]

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stand back I'm gonna give it all I got

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you got it baby how about a little kiss

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for good luck

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give your [ __ ] some sugar daddy

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will you stop crying you're a [ __ ] the

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baby can't you see mommy is trying to

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get on buddy's good side so that daddy

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will [ __ ] mommy got in the ass tonight

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[Music]

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dingle speaking what's wrong Robotnik

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why are you using the emergency bathroom

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telephone

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do you have explosive diarrhea again

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that's time too hot no using face I need

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you to get down here immediately

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there are these two scruffy looking men

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here and they're trying to rape me

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you

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then go where the [ __ ] are you going

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it's the middle of the night come back

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to bed

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don't worry about it Sleet go back to

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Sleet

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Robotnik's in trouble but I can take

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care of it I found them says we got him

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have fat-ass me and my sister are gonna

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rape you good job bro

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drag that son of a [ __ ] out I'm gonna

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suck his [ __ ] balls mission

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accomplished

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sir the intruders have been taken care

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of but what should I do about their baby

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what they brought a [ __ ] baby with

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them I dunno just throw it out the

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window or something

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you

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see you at school tomorrow Trevor I

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gotta go inside and take a [ __ ]

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Sonic please wait please don't go don't

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leave me Sonic please open up please

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I'll do anything just let me inside I

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don't have any other friends I I'll suck

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your balls bro are you sure we should

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just leave him out there it's

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Thanksgiving what if he really has no

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other friends or family to go to Manic

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that [ __ ] just tried to suck my

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[ __ ] balls

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I'm talking about your past that [ __ ]

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ball [ __ ] oh yeah did you see that

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Charles did you [ __ ] see that shot

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none mark did go these are all say that

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so that was pretty damn bitchin

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blackBell player is so [ __ ] tight a

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machine

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what in God's name are you talking about

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Charles that was the enemy team who just

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scored wait hold on a damn minute

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could it be that you don't know the

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rules to basketball Charles you are

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pooping on my butt how do you call

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yourself a man and not know the rules to

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basketball why a man who doesn't play

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basketball isn't even a man at all next

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thing you'll be telling me is that you

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don't even beat women when they don't

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make your ham and cheese sandwiches and

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pizza rolls fast enough uh of course

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taking out the rulest OS kid buy him a

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ballast or mud

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he was hosting kena would this be a

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Spanky Dantas trellis to it and what

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destructed Charles be honest with me are

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you lying because you're jealous of my

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manliness

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yes you are but it's okay I don't blame

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you after all I am what every man should

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strive to be

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I am muscular and I have fought in many

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wars women want me and men fear me but

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nobody can tame me because I am a

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[ __ ] man yes you will never be as

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mentally as me no one will but don't let

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that fact discourage you every man

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starts somewhere I just got a head start

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in life compared to the rest of you I

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learned early on that by beating women

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and playing basketball is how a man wins

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at life perhaps some day like when you

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read the rules to basketball you will

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learn this [ __ ] too

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damn the baloney smells so [ __ ] good

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I wonder if it's done cooking

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Oh baby that is the [ __ ] tits

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I just wanna shove that in my [ __ ]

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butt are you for real

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he's cooking Bologna for Thanksgiving

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instead of a cookie pathetic oh my God

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like is his family bald or something

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that's so funny

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I gotta film this end show it to my

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friends smile for the camera

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[ __ ] haha he's turning away he must be

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embarrassed

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hahaha dumb [ __ ] oh my God he fell over

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[Laughter]

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at a [ __ ] up are you alright yo twas all

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the way a cement of the old said this

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elderly man opens his from a toast for

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the only life and this is Roger or a pie

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is keenness okay boomer thanks Charles I

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appreciate it but I can handle this

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I'm sure I can come up with something

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the kids will like okay I think what are

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you going in on your Oh what am I going

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to do those kids were right I don't have

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enough money to feed all of us should I

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just send everyone home

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huh there's a huge sack on the kitchen

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window but where did it come form

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it seems to be made out of special

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Japanese fabric I wonder what's inside

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well these are Japanese bento boxes and

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there is enough for everyone

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oh yeah this is the real deal who in the

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world brought these

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you

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[Music]

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now who's ready for the best

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Thanksgiving dinner ever

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ah speaking

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[Music]

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so

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to the crime

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[Music]

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it's your sleeve

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[Applause]

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[Music]