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welcome ladies and gentlemen to our 16th

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annual Halloween corn maze

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as many of you are already aware we

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eClinical are rated as the number one

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corn maze in the entire [ __ ] country

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it's because of this that every

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Halloween we put everything we've got

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into making the most spectacular corn

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maze every year I see we've got quite

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the turnout today

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so before I explain the rules let me

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show you all the prize that goes to the

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first lucky man to make it out of the

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corn maze

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the first-place winner will get a use

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worth of pumpkin pie made by my dear ol

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grandma as well as a big ol spanking

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from one of my beautiful pumpkin girls

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how is it going [ __ ] does anybody

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need a spanking from Marnie I heard

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somebody's been a bad boy or if you

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don't need a spankin I could always let

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your big-ass bows Elaine every minute

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without wind is my wish a little Drive

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become a real kick so it can grab me

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rolling sois Charles calm the [ __ ] down

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whoa like sixty years old oh man I had

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no idea that the number one prize would

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be a year's worth of pumpkin pie I I

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think I need to sit down for a second

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I'm gonna [ __ ] my pants ha ha keep it in

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your pants bro you didn't even win yet

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hey announcer guy you better be careful

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about bringing up food around my bro

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he's so fat that he wouldn't even think

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twice about writing your smelly ass for

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a cheeseburger [ __ ] why are you getting

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so excited over pumpkin pie I'm [ __ ]

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rich if you want pumpkin pie just ask me

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for it and I'll buy you a hundred years

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worth of that [ __ ] that's not the point

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Bart levy I'm tired of people like

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Manic ‘ns Sonya calling me fat I want

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to win this all by myself and prove to

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them that I can work to get my own food

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no you dumb [ __ ] just last week I

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bought you McDonald's and it wasn't a

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happy meal with an entire [ __ ]

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restaurant and had it built right next

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to your house then you complained and

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cried like a [ __ ] because you were too

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lazy to walk 10 feet to the

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drive-through window pull down your

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[ __ ] pants peach look at that ass

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does that look like it belongs to

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somebody who works for his food

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nope that's the ass of somebody who sits

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on the couch all day and waits for food

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to be brought to him

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of course who says that's a bad thing

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we'll all participants please gather

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round

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one of my beautiful pumpkin girls is

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going to start explaining the rules so

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you don't want to miss this [ __ ] get to

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work [ __ ] and don't forget to shake

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your milk jugs while you're at it I'm

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not paying you to just stand around and

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act all sexy but but daddy not paying me

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at all and how long are we going to be

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doing this also I'm only 12 years old

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and I need to get to school

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will everybody please look at the paper

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that you were given when you first

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arrived here to win the years worth of

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delicious pumpkin pie you will need to

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get for pumpkins stamps and also be the

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first one out of the maze to win now

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some of you may be wondering how to get

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those stamps I'll take it from here

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[ __ ]

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I know eating off all those rules is

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hard for you since women are not good at

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reading you go back over there with the

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other pumpkin girls and show off your

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sexy butt crack or some [ __ ]

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hidden inside the maze are four

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checkpoints at each of these checkpoints

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is one of my pumpkin boys to get a

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pumpkin stamp you need to find the for

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pumpkin boys that are hidden throughout

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the maze all you have to do is ask them

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for a pumpkin stamp and they will give

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you one once you get all four pumpkin

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stamps all you have to do is race to the

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end and you win oh I've got a question

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what do the pumpkin boys look like how

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do we know when we find one are the

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pumpkin boys wearing just their

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underwear too

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they better be or else I'll feel like

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I'm being ripped off this corn maze is

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costing me $800 for a single [ __ ]

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ticket the last thing I need to tell you

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is be careful of evil pumpkin man

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they're in pumpkin man what the [ __ ] is

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that the pumpkin man is an individual

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separate from the pumpkin boys if he

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finds you he will beat me up and drag

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you all the way back to the beginning of

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the maze oh my God

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the evil pumpkin man sounds so scary

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what if he jumps out to try and scare us

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I'm afraid I will piss myself all up in

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my brand-new bikini don't worry about it

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sugar tits daddy Manic is here to

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protect you and your big-ass boobies the

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moment I pull this trigger the race will

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officially begin on your mark get set

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wait you guys look over there do you

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think that's one of the pumpkin boys it

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has to be

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look at that dude pumpkin costume

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excuse me are you one of the pumpkin

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boys can we please have a stamp what do

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you think [ __ ] well hurry it up pull

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out your stamp sheet so I can get this

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job over with so I can go home and beat

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my wife for not making me my macaroni

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and cheese for dinner last night like

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she promised she would

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oh my God holy [ __ ] [ __ ]

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I don't think I have ever seen such big

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boobies in my whole life

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ah ha ha do you like what you see

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pumpkin boy they are quite big and juicy

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aren't they yes

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they um I'm not really allowed to do

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this but if you do something for me

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[ __ ]

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I might just consider giving you another

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stamp free of charge

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I'll have to share what it is first

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although haha I'm one bad girl who's up

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for anything well it's it's a bit of a

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fetish of mine I suppose good the

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crazier the better are you going to poop

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all over me now hold the [ __ ] up if you

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are going to give that [ __ ] an extra

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stamp we all want in on this that's fine

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this is something you can all

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participate in well go on pumpkinboy

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what is it that we need to do

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well it's kinda embarrassing just a

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silly little wish I've always had I

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guess you could say it's it's my most

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biggest dream in the whole wide world

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I've always wanted a girl with big

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boobies to dress up as Yuki moto from

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ukyo and spank my ass while I'm dressed

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up as Seto Kaiba

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okay are you kids ready to do this cause

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it's going down whether you like it or

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not

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okay but you still never told us why we

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have to wear these costumes haha are you

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[ __ ] or some [ __ ] you're Yuki's duel

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monsters your job is to cheer Yuki on as

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he's raping me what the [ __ ] are you

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just standing there for do you want your

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damn stamps or not

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[Music]

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Mindi when they come back oh my God

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hayden go check it out Sleet must be

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really far behind us what do you say we

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hide in the corn and scare him when he

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walks by I bet he'll [ __ ] his pants why

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would we want to do that Robotnik

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shouldn't we focus on winning the years

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worth of pumpkin pie [ __ ] a corn mazes

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into real corn maze unless if somebody

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gets so scared that they should their

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pants everybody knows that now are you

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going to help me scare him or would you

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rather lick Taco Bell hot sauce off my

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cheeks when we get back home

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well Taco Bell hot sauce is pretty spicy

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[ __ ] here he comes quick Dingo into the

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bushes

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but dr. Robotnik why are you taking off

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your clothes didn't you say we're just

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going to scare him I don't pay you to us

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questions [ __ ] I pay you to follow

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orders

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dr. Robotnik link Oh

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come on bro do you see her yet not yet

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bro I need you to lift me just a little

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bit higher I can't go any higher oh my

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God

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what the hell do you kids think you are

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doing over there do you want to get us

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thrown out we are just trying to look

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for Mindy mom this corn maze isn't fun

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anymore how long do we have to be here I

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want to go home

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so Leah how many times do I have to tell

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you not to eat the corn off the ground

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what it what the [ __ ] is wrong with you

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y'all stupid here

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don't your weapon it lets them know your

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[ __ ] mother eat

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Charles quit yelling at my kids just go

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home yeah drunk as [ __ ]

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I ain't drunk woman and Riario defendant

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Axl Elena

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oh [ __ ] he's got a gun

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you

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what the hell did you do Charles you

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killed one of the pumpkin boys it's not

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my fault

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you was aiming for Sonya what are we

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gonna do mama are we gonna get in

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trouble not if you don't say [ __ ] Sonic

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Manic get a shovel we're burying this

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[ __ ]

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you

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sorry [ __ ] but if you want to win a

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game like this you can't always play

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fair

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so long suckers

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[Laughter]

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why are you crying

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[ __ ] why do you think I'm trying a

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pumpkin boy just farted in my face hey

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[ __ ] have you seen any pumpkin boys

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around here

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oh hey Knuckles it's you I see you're

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alone did your friends they cheer to

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Knuckles the cool kid that doesn't have

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friends

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he only has [ __ ] haha yeah me too

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I was just kidding my friends wouldn't

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ditch me stop crying

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[ __ ] so are you like a [ __ ] why are

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you so short what the [ __ ] did you just

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call me you're so lucky with your height

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you're always staring straight at Bart

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Levy's butt cheeks not words come for

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here I found another one of those sexy

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pumpkin boys

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oh man you are so hot easily the hottest

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pumpkin boy I am at today is that so I

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guess I must be hot as [ __ ] then hey

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daddy

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I know it's against the rules but what

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do you say you give me an extra stamp

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sorry that rule especially applies to

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huge [ __ ]

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you

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my pipe and who might you be sorry

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I couldn't help but notice that you were

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staring at my ass I was only staring at

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your ass the cause you've got a sick

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pumpkin tattoo

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haha sure that was the only reason let's

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go with that do silly boy what's your

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name [ __ ]

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I'm Sleet but my friends call me wolf

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storm blade because that's my wizard

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name and wizard101 that's a nice name

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[ __ ] I like that name

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do you do anything for fun I don't know

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I mean I'm a bounty hunter so I kill

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people I guess well what a coincidence I

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once killed a man too in fact I just got

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out of jail after spending 20 years

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listen are you going to give us a

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pumpkin stamp or are we going to have a

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[ __ ] problem I ain't giving you [ __ ]

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until you bend over and let me shove it

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in your ass oh yeah I'm gonna enjoy this

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do you know why I applied for this job

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why I became a pumpkin bought because in

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the middle of a cornfield no one can

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hear you scream come here [ __ ]

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[Music]

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with the [ __ ] you around missus not you

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dr. Robotnik what happened to you

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where's Dingo it was the pumpkin man he

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just showed up out of nowhere and

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started beating me up he dragged him go

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all the way back to the beginning of the

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maze he tried to drag me back to but I

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was so fat so he just gave up after 15

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minutes

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poor guy it's unfortunate that he died

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so young is what this our own even they

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would lots of bitches o Danube guys I

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think I got some blood on my shirt

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that's not good

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if the police find evidence or DNA from

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the victim honest irises are going

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straight to the jail as we better remove

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our clothes so the police cannot pin

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anything on us

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everybody remove your clothes and place

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them into a pile we're burying that [ __ ]

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with the body while you kids focus on

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doing that I'll go get you a change of

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clothes from the car if they see that

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your clothes are gone they could suspect

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something let's pick up the pace [ __ ]

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we can't afford for anyone to find out

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what we are doing you'd better shut that

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hole under your nose [ __ ] this is our

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lives on the line here so grab the

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shovel and do your job that's our says

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for you bro a weak-ass [ __ ] she'll

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probably tell the police to kill her my

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fat bro the Hedgehog family has no use

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for poopy babies like her I can't bro

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mom would ground us for like two weeks

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it looks like you ain't got a choice get

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to work [ __ ]

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wherever a problem kids so my owners

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coming down T but but we didn't finish

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burying the body

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what the hell should we make a dash for

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it no egos tell him

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yo Trey finish up early what we as this

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Kornberg knock it down and worrier a tip

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that stanky is where tourtière sue

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Moroney whoa was today yo better

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communal he know so nobody is watching

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me what your [ __ ] badge or Semitic Oh

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No it was a gang war in TFA osika

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okay what intervals oh it's a boy sonar

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on leave a boot from oh it has a message

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on back

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it can only rain this most many antes

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del mediodía know is current target a

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Muslim he can't achieve a couch attaboy

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so my vision is ours

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but first burglary play us a survey me

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Hey look over there

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I think we got to the end of the corn

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maze and I think we are the first ones

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to so how many pumpkin stamps did you

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guys get remember you need four of them

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to win the prize I only got one but I

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don't care because I got to hang out

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with all of you today I only got two I

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got well for them because I would for to

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have sex with the pumpkin boys for extra

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ones but I lost my stamp sheet a few

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minutes ago maybe one of the pumpkin

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boys shut it up in my butt crack I wish

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I could say that I'm surprised but I'm

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not I have three what about you Sonic

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you're oddly quiet Hey how many stamps

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you got man hee hee well I don't have

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enough to win I only have two I'll just

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go one out through the exit and get a

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third stamp see you guys on the outside

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good job Knuckles you are going to share

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the pies with me your best bud aren't

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you

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that fat-ass has three stamps he's going

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to take the win you slippery little

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[ __ ] hey you better get back here hurry

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bro free you ain't going anywhere [ __ ]

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boy you thought you could trick me dumb

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[ __ ] well think again now let's start

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over

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how many pumpkin stands do you really

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have one two three oh dear you were

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lying to me you know Sonic

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my great-grandfather Athair the great

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sage Althea kidness always taught me

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that lying boys need to be punished what

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the hell is going on out here

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is he slapping that blue man's ass I

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know right it's so [ __ ] sexy

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yes beat his ass stop it Knuckles stop

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it what did that blue man do tell you I

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hope today you learned that while I

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can't be the nicest person you'll ever

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meet

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I can also be your worst nightmare don't

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you double-cross me Knuckles the cool

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Echidna

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after a long day we finally have our

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champion once you must eat this 4th

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and final stamp the pumpkin pies and

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pumpkin ladies will all yours

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hold that thought

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unfortunately for you I have to announce

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but I just bought this corn maze for 800

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trillion dollar

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now the tire I'm the new owner I believe

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a change of rules is in order the number

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of stamps no longer determines the

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winner the winner and the one that get

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all the pies is the one with the biggest

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ass

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[Applause]

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you're not that blue ever you eat

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they'll caches minifee okay

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and that was the story of how I Sonic

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the Hedgehog and lover of Bart levy

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Montclair up president won the great

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corn maze competition and won all of

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those juicy pumpkin pies

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[Music]

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and even though it was a long time ago I

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still treasure this wonderful memory

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[Music]

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you