1 00:00:01,970 --> 00:00:05,210 sup everyone clearly five-year with a 2 00:00:05,220 --> 00:00:08,089 very special vitae now I was just 3 00:00:08,099 --> 00:00:10,549 looking at the day and and I 4 00:00:10,559 --> 00:00:14,660 noticed the it's like 9/11 and I thought 5 00:00:14,670 --> 00:00:17,450 you know what like I'm gonna go ahead 6 00:00:17,460 --> 00:00:19,790 and make this video lock to celebrating 7 00:00:19,800 --> 00:00:24,730 like 9/11 like whoa 9/11 yeah and 8 00:00:24,740 --> 00:00:27,830 anyways like I saw a bunch of people 9 00:00:27,840 --> 00:00:30,620 like telling the stories online and 10 00:00:30,630 --> 00:00:33,740 like telling the stories about like what 11 00:00:33,750 --> 00:00:36,680 they did on 9/11 and as I'm watching 12 00:00:36,690 --> 00:00:39,590 like what they did like I was thinking 13 00:00:39,600 --> 00:00:43,160 like I need to tell my story like like I 14 00:00:43,170 --> 00:00:45,350 probably did a lot more 9/11 and all 15 00:00:45,360 --> 00:00:48,680 these around the did so yeah 16 00:00:48,690 --> 00:00:51,470 that's what I'm gonna do like like this 17 00:00:51,480 --> 00:00:53,900 is by the way this is a true story I can 18 00:00:53,910 --> 00:00:56,299 like it might sound insane but 19 00:00:56,309 --> 00:00:59,029 believe me when I say like this actually 20 00:00:59,039 --> 00:01:02,810 did happen and because because it 21 00:01:02,820 --> 00:01:08,570 did like like on 9/11 like I was on the 22 00:01:08,580 --> 00:01:11,149 very top of like one of the 9/11 23 00:01:11,159 --> 00:01:13,969 buildings it was a Adama which one it 24 00:01:13,979 --> 00:01:15,740 was but it was the like first one that 25 00:01:15,750 --> 00:01:18,380 got hit you and she had like and I was 26 00:01:18,390 --> 00:01:20,420 like taking a a dump like 27 00:01:20,430 --> 00:01:22,940 rocking like in like a bathroom and 28 00:01:22,950 --> 00:01:25,310 like on the top floor by the way before 29 00:01:25,320 --> 00:01:28,850 I explained like my sister Buster I will 30 00:01:28,860 --> 00:01:31,069 tell you to all you like that 31 00:01:31,079 --> 00:01:33,620 don't live in America with 9/11 is like 32 00:01:33,630 --> 00:01:37,130 9/11 was I think it was like the day 33 00:01:37,140 --> 00:01:40,640 that that George Bush like sent a plane 34 00:01:40,650 --> 00:01:43,520 into like a couple buildings and 35 00:01:43,530 --> 00:01:46,219 locked and knocked him down and because 36 00:01:46,229 --> 00:01:47,899 of that he like what was far from being 37 00:01:47,909 --> 00:01:50,090 the president and and that's why he 38 00:01:50,100 --> 00:01:51,740 wasn't like but that's why he's not the 39 00:01:51,750 --> 00:01:52,999 president anymore she because he was 40 00:01:53,009 --> 00:01:55,639 like fire because of that and and yeah 41 00:01:55,649 --> 00:01:58,910 and basically he killed a bunch of 42 00:01:58,920 --> 00:02:01,730 people by doing that and that's why like 43 00:02:01,740 --> 00:02:04,700 we had still be like 9/11 in honor of 44 00:02:04,710 --> 00:02:06,380 like all the people he killed on 45 00:02:06,390 --> 00:02:08,570 accident or some like I don't know 46 00:02:08,580 --> 00:02:09,980 something like that look I don't give a 47 00:02:09,990 --> 00:02:14,570 anyways to tilde Stewie I was like 48 00:02:14,580 --> 00:02:17,150 on the top floor of an like the first 49 00:02:17,160 --> 00:02:19,400 building to fill and I was taking a 50 00:02:19,410 --> 00:02:22,030 dumb he might like the build up 51 00:02:22,040 --> 00:02:24,710 obviously like the plane didn't come yet 52 00:02:24,720 --> 00:02:27,110 but I was like about to wipe my ass but 53 00:02:27,120 --> 00:02:28,880 I like to look out the window of the 54 00:02:28,890 --> 00:02:31,070 bathroom and I saw a plane 55 00:02:31,080 --> 00:02:33,680 coming at me now I'm smart like I knew 56 00:02:33,690 --> 00:02:35,780 that is it from how far the plane wasn't 57 00:02:35,790 --> 00:02:38,150 it probably wasn't get ahead the 58 00:02:38,160 --> 00:02:40,460 building flock maybe two three minutes 59 00:02:40,470 --> 00:02:43,460 or some like tops and so I knew 60 00:02:43,470 --> 00:02:45,050 okay I got enough time with you why my 61 00:02:45,060 --> 00:02:47,030 ass like to this toilet you 62 00:02:47,040 --> 00:02:48,710 let out whatever other poo is gonna come 63 00:02:48,720 --> 00:02:50,180 out mind it's like I've got three 64 00:02:50,190 --> 00:02:52,100 minutes to do all that although I know 65 00:02:52,110 --> 00:02:53,390 all these other people in the building 66 00:02:53,400 --> 00:02:55,910 they're not gonna they're not gonna be 67 00:02:55,920 --> 00:02:58,910 able to make it out of the building from 68 00:02:58,920 --> 00:03:00,260 the plane it's not going to make it 69 00:03:00,270 --> 00:03:02,360 worse I warned them so I open the door 70 00:03:02,370 --> 00:03:04,970 to the four of the bathroom and and 71 00:03:04,980 --> 00:03:07,100 I said yo there's a plane coming 72 00:03:07,110 --> 00:03:09,470 in it and for some reason they all 73 00:03:09,480 --> 00:03:11,840 flowers you're kidding like I tried 74 00:03:11,850 --> 00:03:14,150 telling you when I come into the 75 00:03:14,160 --> 00:03:16,070 bathroom look at the window 76 00:03:16,080 --> 00:03:17,960 there's a plane it's kind of 77 00:03:17,970 --> 00:03:19,640 hitting like two three minutes like I 78 00:03:19,650 --> 00:03:20,330 don't give a 79 00:03:20,340 --> 00:03:22,280 although yeah they didn't think your 80 00:03:22,290 --> 00:03:24,590 jokes so I they thought it was a joke so 81 00:03:24,600 --> 00:03:27,650 I just wipe my ass I hauled ass 82 00:03:27,660 --> 00:03:30,380 like you could kind of call me like the 83 00:03:30,390 --> 00:03:33,740 unsung hero of 9/11 because if you if 84 00:03:33,750 --> 00:03:34,910 you looking at it 85 00:03:34,920 --> 00:03:39,560 I warned everybody like I told them 86 00:03:39,570 --> 00:03:40,850 time but they all thought it was 87 00:03:40,860 --> 00:03:44,479 a joking so so yeah I might tell 88 00:03:44,489 --> 00:03:46,310 unsung hero but I didn't want to do 89 00:03:46,320 --> 00:03:48,380 anything cuz nobody believed me cause 90 00:03:48,390 --> 00:03:51,320 like stupid book but anyways like I will 91 00:03:51,330 --> 00:03:53,830 remember like running down the building 92 00:03:53,840 --> 00:03:57,110 with like a sock on DVD in my hand 93 00:03:57,120 --> 00:03:58,729 because you all know I'm gonna drop that 94 00:03:58,739 --> 00:04:02,479 am I right anyways I like got out I 95 00:04:02,489 --> 00:04:03,740 got out of the building 96 00:04:03,750 --> 00:04:06,050 and just when I got all the building the 97 00:04:06,060 --> 00:04:08,030 plane head and when that 98 00:04:08,040 --> 00:04:10,820 happened I was like I ain't even 99 00:04:10,830 --> 00:04:12,199 these yeah I'm gonna go in there 100 00:04:12,209 --> 00:04:15,080 so EJ it's kind of funny because I was a 101 00:04:15,090 --> 00:04:15,710 first 102 00:04:15,720 --> 00:04:18,080 one who saw the plane I was the first 103 00:04:18,090 --> 00:04:20,810 one out of the building and I was the 104 00:04:20,820 --> 00:04:23,780 first one on the side of not having to 105 00:04:23,790 --> 00:04:26,000 go back in to save everybody's asses 106 00:04:26,010 --> 00:04:29,510 like I I did so much more than a lot of 107 00:04:29,520 --> 00:04:31,610 people like that I did so much lock up 108 00:04:31,620 --> 00:04:33,980 adult even up you picking up on pronoun 109 00:04:33,990 --> 00:04:35,960 anyways like while I was doing 110 00:04:35,970 --> 00:04:38,720 that I saw another plane coming I was 111 00:04:38,730 --> 00:04:40,190 like this I need to put an egg 112 00:04:40,200 --> 00:04:41,840 in my sock on TV that was stealing my 113 00:04:41,850 --> 00:04:45,230 hand anytime oh I got a mic my mom was 114 00:04:45,240 --> 00:04:47,930 Kyle we drove home I like took a 115 00:04:47,940 --> 00:04:50,210 took another I don't give a 116 00:04:50,220 --> 00:04:52,910 like after that like I like watch soccer 117 00:04:52,920 --> 00:04:54,680 and that's pretty much what I did on 118 00:04:54,690 --> 00:04:56,900 9/11