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golly I say we got quite the harvest

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this season wouldn't you say ha ha come

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on now Papa you are crazy you can't

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shove that up your ass we need to save

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that for dinner why are you always doing

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this I'm heading inside to check if

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dinner is ready don't keep us waiting

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for too long paw

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you

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I'm back from picking corn with paw

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how's dinner coming along baby you won't

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believe it

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paw tried sticking the corn up his ass

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again that old man's crazy

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well don't leave me hanging like a

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horseshoe Jarred hurry up and show me

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all the corn you collected big boy

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sweet baby Jesus I've never seen so much

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corn in my entire [ __ ] life and your

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pod was really going to stick all this

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up his big ass well consider me

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impressed I thought I told you to have

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dinner done by the time I got back [ __ ]

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what were you doing all day

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were you having butt sex with the local

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hillbillies

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what in tarnation what's pause bedroom

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door doing open Jeffrey please wait

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don't go in there what in tarnation what

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our pause overalls doing on the floor

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huh you [ __ ] was my paw [ __ ] you in

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the ass again this is the 4th time

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this week I already told you if I catch

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you having sex with my paw seven times

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in a row you're outta here

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yep you did say that Jared but you also

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said this is only the 4th time so why

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are you getting so riled up it's not my

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fault that your paw really knows how to

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spank my fat ass and treat me like he's

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not a little cowgirl are you proud of

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yourself being the local [ __ ]

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what spawn doing outside he never stops

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picking corn this early that old man

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must think we're somebody else it looks

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like he's ready for a fight

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what should we do boss should we turn

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back or should we risk taking him it's

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fine Charlie

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if this old man is looking for a fight

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then we will gladly give him one

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this will be my last morning for all you

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city folk get off my farm in ten seconds

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or I'm blowing all your brains out

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too bad for you city folk I never

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learned how to count fast to you go

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confront the old man tell him we mean

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him and has farmed no harm

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are you [ __ ] crazy there is no way in

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hell I'm going out there he's got a gun

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what a coincidence so do I you [ __ ]

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[ __ ] do you want to be a member of a

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boys right

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well the positions not free you got to

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earn it if you want to be a member of

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the cool kids you got to stop being a

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little pushover [ __ ]

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so the three of you are the children of

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Queen Aleena I can see the family

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resemblance yes I did take that photo I

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guess you could say that I'm a family

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friend Wow your butt is so big you

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really are your photos who are father's

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or what that's right I suppose I should

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tell you about him I kept you all

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waiting long enough

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I should have told those kids about

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their father when I had the chance I

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should have told them everything but I

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was too distracted by that girl's butt

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cheeks and now the cause of that mistake

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I'll probably never be able to tell them

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anything who their father is the kind of

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man he was not even his name if I die so

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does the one chance of Sonic Manic and

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Sonia finding their father that's right

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I can't die here

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I must tell them everything there must

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be a reason God left me alive after I

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fell from that cliff I must tell the

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Sonic Underground everything they want

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to know right now I am lucky the boys

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think I am one of them I can use that

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against them if I turn my back on God if

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only for a little while and play the

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role of evil then I will be able to

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survive long enough to pass on this

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information please put the gun down we

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mean you no harm

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yee-ha

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what is the Wild West this isn't the

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person of color good get in the car you

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[ __ ] cowboy you're coming with us

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don't try any sudden movements or it'll

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pop the cap in your ass Noah where are

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you taking my paw you bastards

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I can't believe pause actually gone it

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feels like just yesterday he was beating

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my ass for not digging up potato is fast

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enough

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hey Jared what the hell is that on that

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there countertop

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what in the world what are those

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mechanical doohickeys the package says

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that they are called walkie-talkies are

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they some kind of modern trash

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greetings Jared we hope we didn't scare

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you too bad when we kidnapped your

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father

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who the hell are you people where did

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you take my paw I want answers now quiet

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we're the ones in charge here now if you

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want your precious power back you will

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do everything we say do you understand

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[ __ ] it's funny that you think you

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can't tell me what to do

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Emma hillbilly [ __ ] I won't do [ __ ] I

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see you have balls but if you don't do

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what we say then your daddy is as good

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as dead shut your piehole old man stop

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it stop it leave my pot alone I do

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anything you ask of me

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I'll even wipe your smelly butt very

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good I suppose all you needed to

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cooperate was a little incentive let us

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hope that we don't have to resort to

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that method okay now let's get down to

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business

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I want you to kill my arrival my mortal

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enemy the very man who made my life hell

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Uncle Chuck

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who the [ __ ] is Uncle Chuck forget that

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we are losing precious time three do you

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know the brother of art levees [ __ ] why

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sure I do

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Manic the Hedgehog right good to kill

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Manic Hedgehog that is your mission you

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have one week to complete this desk if

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you don't well let's just say Charlie's

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gonna [ __ ] your puppet in the ass who

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the [ __ ] is Charlie the guy who's gonna

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[ __ ] your puppet in the ass damn it all

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no you can't do this

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Manic is your friend and the brother of

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this [ __ ]

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bottom they will hunt you down I have to

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do this if I don't then the boys will

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kill paw this is the only way

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everybody gives you inside

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[Music]