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man Sonic this party for King sucks

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balls when you invited me over for a 4th

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of July party he told me that this was

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going to be the party of the century I

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thought we were going to play games eat

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great food listen to black people music

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and [ __ ] which is all night long but all

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we've been doing all day

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is standing in your front lawn drinking

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Capri Suns and watching your bro Manic

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light sparklers that he bought at the

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dollar store your Uncle Chuck has been

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dancing the party in the USA for the

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past 4 hours the pool man pooped himself

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20 minutes ago and still nobody is rave

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enough to tell him well sausage head if

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you don't like my party that much you

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can just go home we don't want you here

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but before you do give me those 15 bucks

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you owe me

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I told you those Capri Suns weren't free

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Knuckles leave my bro alone it's not his

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fault you came here expecting to [ __ ]

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[ __ ] no bro Knuckles Knuckles is

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right this perty does suck balls someone

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needs to go tell Uncle Chuck he crapped

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himself if it makes you feel any better

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Sonic Mindy and I are having a lot of

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fun shut the [ __ ] up Sonya did you

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forget that he made me pay an $80

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admission fee to come to this party

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because Lutz have to pay extra

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well guys check out that colorful bus

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driving up the street that looks [ __ ]

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badass that sure is a big bus I wonder

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how many people are on it or rather I

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wonder how many of them would [ __ ] me in

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the ass oh my God oh [ __ ]

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Sonic Manic is that who I think it is

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you're damn right it's them Sonia come

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on we need to get inside before they see

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us

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well well well if it isn't some of my

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favorite people the Sonic Underground

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[ __ ]

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bus driver Bob what the hell are you

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doing here I thought we already told you

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that if we ever saw you around our house

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again we would gang rape your ass so

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hard that you would regret ever being

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born oh don't mind me fat ass I'm just

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passing by the Doodlebops have quite the

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busy day today did did you say the

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Doodlebops so there with you on the bus

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right now of course they are all three

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of them in fact we're on our way to a

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gig of theirs right now it's 4th of

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July so it's only natural that a famous

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band like the Doodlebops would be

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invited to perform at a huge firework

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show downtown unlike smaller more

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insignificant garage bands like your

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little group the Sonic Underground

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Rooney doodle

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hey there Sonic long time no see how is

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your band doing what's it called again

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Sonic under [ __ ] is that it ha ha it's

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called the Sonic Underground not under

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[ __ ] leave us alone just because you're

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more famous than us doesn't mean you

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have the right to bully us Moe doodle

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DeeDee doodle what's up [ __ ]

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DeeDee doodle is in the [ __ ]

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house [ __ ] I will suck anybody's

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balls for 13 bucks Rooney doodle

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I'll have you know that my bad is a

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million times better than yours we may

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not have money or fame but at least our

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fans are all over the age of 12 and what

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exactly is wrong with that

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it's the 12-year olds that really get me

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going if you know what I mean Manic I

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don't understand who the hell are these

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three sexy [ __ ] and why are you and

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your siblings so afraid of them these

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three Knuckles just like us are a rock

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band

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they're called the Doodlebops the blue

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one with the afro is the bandleader and

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their oldest brother his name is Rooney

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doodle

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the other two are DeeDee doodle the

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keyboard player and Moe doodle

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the badass drummer our band the Sonic

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Underground and their band the

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Doodlebops work under the same company

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that is DIC entertainment we joined the

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company before they did as you know the

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sound Underground band rose to stardom

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quickly before long we started doing

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world why ters autograph sessions we

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were always top of the charts we had

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become the most famous band ever the

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Sonic Underground was the [ __ ] and

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everybody knew it we were a household

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name we were dick entertainments mein

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money source but not everybody was happy

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eventually there were a few people who

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became jealous of us that is where the

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[ __ ] Doodlebops came and jealous of

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our success and lost in their own greed

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and lust they're joined to canter

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tainment in no time at all they become

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more popular than us especially when it

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came to entertaining babies they become

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the head of the music industry and ruled

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over all of DIC entertainment grabbing

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their by the balls with the Doodlebops

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rise to fame the media started to forget

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about the sounding Underground the

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Doodlebops became even more famous than

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Elvis Presley or Michael Jackson they

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were rolling around in money while we

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had to perform on street corners just to

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get by DIC entertainment gave up on us

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for the Doodlebops

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so what are you dropping by here just to

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make fun of us get lost Rooney doodle

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can't you see we're having a party a

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party you call lighting a few fireworks

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a party haha I mean I understand that

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your little band isn't famous enough

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anymore for some big-name company to

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call you up and ask you to perform

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somewhere for 4th of July but damn

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this is kinda pathetic only six people

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showed up and half of them are your

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[Music]

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and what exactly is wrong with that it's

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the 12 year olds that really get me

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going hey eyes forward Fat Boy don't you

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know that it's rude to stare at other

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people's property stop somebody stop

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them stop it come back here please give

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me back my son oh well would you look at

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the time it's almost time for us to get

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to our show

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wouldn't you agree Rooney

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[Applause]

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[Music]

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his name is Bartleby Montclair of

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presence ever since he was a baby he was

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a worldwide celebrity chances are you've

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already seen him before as his face can

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be seen on the cover on many magazines

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all around the world but if you don't

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know who he is there were only two

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things you need to know

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Sonic the Hedgehog is his [ __ ] and he

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currently holds the world records for

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being the richest and the sexiest man

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alive we thank you all for tuning in

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tonight where we have the honor of

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having an exclusive one-on-one interview

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with sir Bartleby thank you for having I

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would have gotten here sooner but my

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limo which is 33 miles long got stuck in

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traffic so I had to take my 59

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billion-dollar private jet instead well

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all that matters is that you're here I'm

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sure there are many people watching

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tonight who would love to take a ride in

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your private jet fifty nine billion

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dollars is quite a lot especially for

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the average person uh-huh well what can

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I say I'm got lebih I'm not exactly your

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average person beak before you came here

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you told us there was something you

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wanted to reveal to the world do you

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mind telling us what that is well I

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think now is as good a time as ever

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you see I decided to write a book and

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not just in a book a children's book

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actually I call it but onic seasonal

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harvest that's wonderful can you give us

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all an idea of how this book came to be

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what influenced you to write such a

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masterpiece aimed specifically at

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children it's a funny story actually one

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night right after I had a can of potato

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soup for dinner I was banging my bikini

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at like he was being run over by a

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steaMroller and then it hit me I want to

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make children happy in some way so I

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called up some guy in China and told him

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to write a children's book and he

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actually did it

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that's great

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while we were talking my staff went

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outside and gathered up some homeless

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kids from off the street would you mind

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reading to them just to show the folks

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at home how easy it is to read to the

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young ones why I would love to nothing

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makes me happier than making other

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people happy and [ __ ] our right kids

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show everybody what you've got it's time

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to read the good [ __ ]

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Bart Libby's boyfriend Sonic has a bit

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but but Bart Libby smack

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and if you all think that's impressive

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you haven't seen anything yet if you

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would all turn your attention to the TVs

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the reviews are starting to come in from

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all around the world regarding

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Bartleby's book

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how's it going my [ __ ] haha hey my

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name is Jamal me and my gang just bought

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Bart levees book the only thing I love

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more than a bucket of KFC and my

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basketball is this book homie my name is

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Lee Jung Jin Yan Yan Mr liu Shinya and

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this book is so good that I skipped

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ninja class just to read it migrated

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dropped from an e + 2 nd - so my dad

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beat my ass severely but he promised me

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that if I let him read at 2 I will bring

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honor to my family once more

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super of the book of birth plebeian

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Sannikov sexist to tell miskova delegate

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igneous and law in public hola

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my name is Carlos I am Kumiko with me

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Familia and we making tacos and burritos

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when the commercial for Barbies book

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came on TV and I was like hey mama I

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need that [ __ ]

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you

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[Applause]

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done that I shall try jalapeño playing

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the ripe troll kids yo kitto ton

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buoyancy the two white helpers he is it

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in our own for this [ __ ]

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we'll be right back answer just pull

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around front and we will meet you there

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do you want us to get you anything yeah

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hit me open large a flea asunder yet

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cookie haha Diet Coke it's because you a

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fat ass [ __ ] isn't it hey dudes there's

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something going on over in the Burger

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King parking lot

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[Applause]

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[Music]

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what are you guys doing here didn't you

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guys have a concert to get to we do and

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we are this is where we are performing

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do we look stupid enough to believe that

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why the hell would you be putting on a

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show here

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it's simple Fat Boy it's because we are

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actually good unlike you of course

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everyone loves the Doodlebops be them

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children or even the adults the fine

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establishment of Burger King is paying

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us 28 bucks to play music

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while you guys are at your house playing

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with tiny fireworks we are out here

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getting this left and right that's right

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nobody cares about the Sonic Underground

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now get out of here we have our 4th of

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July party to get back to yeah well it's

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not like not like him jealous or

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anything just leave us alone all right

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Hey hey you I'm talking to you what the

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[ __ ] do you want

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can't you see I'm shaking my smelly ass

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on the dance floor I want you to

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apologize for making my friend cry no

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those Hedgehogs deserve no respect when

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they look down on us a band that is

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actually cool do you know how many

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[ __ ] that I get to bang in the ass if

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you so good then why the hell do you

284
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just make music for little children and

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babies

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well let's just say this a 10 year old

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is a lot slower at running than an adult

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is what what do you mean by that

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I believe we both know exactly what I

290
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mean by that kids really love the

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Doodlebops ha ha sometimes I even take

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them for a ride on our tour bus do the

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parents know about this you don't need

294
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to ask any more questions hey how old

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are you exactly

296
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you're about as small as a 10 year old I

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bet I couldn't even catch you if you ran

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ha ha I'm 14 I see that's quite

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unfortunate I thought you'd be younger

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well run along kid we got a concert to

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get back to now my sweet boy let me show

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you around the Doodlebops fan just you

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and me and remember you can't tell your

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mommy or daddy what happens when we get

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inside got it

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[Music]

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get your hands off me you [ __ ] creep

308
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let him go mo there's no point nobody is

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going to believe him anyways we're the

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Doodlebops

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one of the most beloved children's bands

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in the world we are absolutely

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untouchable

314
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Sonic Sonic you have to listen to me

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you're not going to believe what just

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happened outside

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not now Knux we're ordering food can I

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get 22 burgers put 20 in a different bag

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because those ones are mine

320
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I want extra cheese and pickles on them

321
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actually make it 26 burgers also do you

322
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have those $1 cookies

323
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I want like hey toes do you want to

324
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drink with it yet just get me a couple

325
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jugs of Mountain Dew hey Sonia what game

326
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is that you're playing it looks super

327
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cool it's awesome give it a look holy

328
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[ __ ] that's [ __ ] sweet like damn

329
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where do I buy you can buy it from its

330
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dotty oh it's only ten dollars - really

331
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only ten dollars but that games looks

332
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way too good to be that cheap

333
00:16:14,400 --> 00:16:17,660
I'll definitely pick that up later here

334
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you go fat boy

335
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try not to it at all in one sitting haha

336
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it's it's not like this is all for me

337
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stupid I'm not fat why are you being so

338
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mean to me of course are you [ __ ]

339
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that's a Hedgehog you know from the

340
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Sonic Underground that is [ __ ] holy

341
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crap is that one of those helicopter

342
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hats yesterday Hey look what I can do

343
00:16:52,020 --> 00:17:06,640
watch closely now boys

344
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mommy mommy where's the [ __ ] bathroom

345
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I accidentally all her might knew that

346
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God damn it son this is exactly why your

347
00:17:15,480 --> 00:17:17,720
father left us because you keep doing

348
00:17:17,730 --> 00:17:21,110
[ __ ] like this hey do you guys hear

349
00:17:21,120 --> 00:17:25,760
something outside [ __ ] bus driver bob is

350
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singing again these Doodlebops really

351
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know how to piss me off yo guys they

352
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have a crowd of at least 2,000 people

353
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out there mm are you sure definitely

354
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then our worst fears have been realized

355
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we are to move quickly if the Sonic

356
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Underground is to survive

357
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Hedgehog what your tardes want can't you

358
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see we are getting our groove on out

359
00:17:53,539 --> 00:17:56,110
here well we just needed to ask you if

360
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your bus driver Bob gets the money you

361
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guys earn from concerts of course not

362
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he's like just how herbage is that so

363
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that's really strange because we saw him

364
00:18:06,740 --> 00:18:08,259
with this huge sack of money earlier

365
00:18:08,269 --> 00:18:10,899
what you've got to be wiping my ass are

366
00:18:10,909 --> 00:18:11,950
you serious

367
00:18:11,960 --> 00:18:14,950
it's true we even heard him saying that

368
00:18:14,960 --> 00:18:17,049
he makes you eat ice cream off his butt

369
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cheeks don't listen to him Rooney

370
00:18:20,240 --> 00:18:22,509
they're lying to you bus driver Bob

371
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would never but what if they aren't can

372
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we really afford to not at least ask him

373
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ourselves

374
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let's go my siblings I think it's time

375
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we pay Howard dear bus driver a visit

376
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who the hell is opening my [ __ ]

377
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bus without my permission oh it's just

378
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you [ __ ] what the hell do you want

379
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don't you have little boys to spy on or

380
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some [ __ ] where's the money Bob don't

381
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even think about lying to us what the

382
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[ __ ] are you talking about Doodlebops

383
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I just got done taking a [ __ ] [ __ ]

384
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let's just say a fat little boy with a

385
00:19:04,890 --> 00:19:08,149
mohawk told us a secret he said that he

386
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saw you running off with all of the

387
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money from tonight's gig I ain't telling

388
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you [ __ ] doodle [ __ ] get out of my

389
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bus we ain't getting out of here until

390
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we get our [ __ ] money you fat piece

391
00:19:18,779 --> 00:19:19,310
of [ __ ]

392
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you think I'm scared of you [ __ ]

393
00:19:21,450 --> 00:19:22,340
Doodlebops

394
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don't forget that you work for me

395
00:19:23,820 --> 00:19:25,460
without me you wouldn't even have a

396
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[ __ ] bus driver

397
00:19:28,130 --> 00:19:30,529
come on Supes let's drag this fat man

398
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around back and teach him a lesson

399
00:19:36,850 --> 00:19:39,539
you've got the camera ready to go you

400
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bet your monster truck-sized butt cheeks

401
00:19:41,500 --> 00:19:44,009
I do cool we're about to end this bands

402
00:19:44,019 --> 00:19:46,120
whole career

403
00:19:46,130 --> 00:19:51,279
I got to be honest with you Bob I've

404
00:19:51,289 --> 00:19:52,870
been wanting to do this for a very long

405
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time

406
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bro are you sure we should really be

407
00:20:01,429 --> 00:20:03,970
filming this shouldn't we stop them no

408
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Manik

409
00:20:04,429 --> 00:20:06,279
we need to film everything the world

410
00:20:06,289 --> 00:20:09,190
needs to see the real Doodlebops ladies

411
00:20:09,200 --> 00:20:20,720
and gentlemen boys and girls the show

412
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and Desi's got lucky this time bus

413
00:20:22,800 --> 00:20:24,800
driver Bob will deal with you after the

414
00:20:24,810 --> 00:20:31,570
show

415
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brynnie my bro what is it that you see

416
00:20:34,240 --> 00:20:36,460
what do you think dumbass

417
00:20:36,470 --> 00:20:38,020
it's the Hedgehogs they're filming

418
00:20:38,030 --> 00:20:39,990
everything

419
00:20:40,000 --> 00:20:59,340
[Music]

420
00:21:11,160 --> 00:21:13,430
what the hell did you do bro you broke

421
00:21:13,440 --> 00:21:15,710
the [ __ ] camera now we'll never beat

422
00:21:15,720 --> 00:21:17,750
the Doodlebops oh my God

423
00:21:17,760 --> 00:21:20,180
Sonic you fat [ __ ] why why did you do

424
00:21:20,190 --> 00:21:23,300
this why how funny you actually thought

425
00:21:23,310 --> 00:21:25,220
you could take us down [ __ ] we're the

426
00:21:25,230 --> 00:21:25,850
Doodlebops

427
00:21:25,860 --> 00:21:28,010
without that footage you won't be able

428
00:21:28,020 --> 00:21:29,660
to prove [ __ ] better luck next time

429
00:21:29,670 --> 00:21:33,420
Sonic Underground

430
00:21:33,430 --> 00:21:36,060
thanks a lot bro you know I really

431
00:21:36,070 --> 00:21:37,400
expect it better from you

432
00:21:37,410 --> 00:21:40,140
come on gunky poops don't tell me you

433
00:21:40,150 --> 00:21:42,320
underestimate your own bro that much

434
00:21:42,330 --> 00:21:45,770
I've got the camera footage right here

435
00:21:45,780 --> 00:21:48,930
no way bro you really have it but how I

436
00:21:48,940 --> 00:21:52,440
thought the camera busted ha ha well I

437
00:21:52,450 --> 00:21:54,540
can't spell all my secrets but let's

438
00:21:54,550 --> 00:22:00,230
just say I shoved it up my ass

439
00:22:00,240 --> 00:22:06,380
you

440
00:22:06,390 --> 00:22:08,820
Master Bart levy please excuse me for

441
00:22:08,830 --> 00:22:10,740
interrupting your interview on live TV

442
00:22:10,750 --> 00:22:13,020
but we had just gotten a package in the

443
00:22:13,030 --> 00:22:15,450
mail that came from your boyfriend Sonic

444
00:22:15,460 --> 00:22:17,850
all that was in the package was this

445
00:22:17,860 --> 00:22:20,340
small thing of film does it mean

446
00:22:20,350 --> 00:22:24,210
anything to you master Bart levy oh you

447
00:22:24,220 --> 00:22:26,160
receive the package from your [ __ ] if

448
00:22:26,170 --> 00:22:28,170
you would like we can take a short

449
00:22:28,180 --> 00:22:31,050
five-minute break a break will not be

450
00:22:31,060 --> 00:22:33,090
necessary quickly I want you to take

451
00:22:33,100 --> 00:22:35,220
this footage and air it on live TV right

452
00:22:35,230 --> 00:22:37,650
now make sure that it is on every single

453
00:22:37,660 --> 00:22:39,570
channel all around the world whatever

454
00:22:39,580 --> 00:22:41,760
the hell is on this film I'm sure my

455
00:22:41,770 --> 00:22:43,680
Beach wanted every single person on

456
00:22:43,690 --> 00:22:45,540
earth to see it

457
00:22:45,550 --> 00:23:15,100
[Music]

458
00:23:23,820 --> 00:23:25,480
[Applause]

459
00:23:25,490 --> 00:23:49,380
[Music]

460
00:24:03,620 --> 00:24:05,570
you

461
00:24:05,580 --> 00:24:08,570
okay you [ __ ] get in there dinner

462
00:24:08,580 --> 00:24:11,600
will be at 7:00 tonight you three are

463
00:24:11,610 --> 00:24:13,820
really lucky you know that if I had it

464
00:24:13,830 --> 00:24:14,359
my way

465
00:24:14,369 --> 00:24:16,070
I would kill you but the laws won't

466
00:24:16,080 --> 00:24:19,359
allow hope you like prison life [ __ ]

467
00:24:19,369 --> 00:24:22,340
nice going Rooney I hope you understand

468
00:24:22,350 --> 00:24:24,320
the mess you got Dustin you're one to

469
00:24:24,330 --> 00:24:24,769
talk

470
00:24:24,779 --> 00:24:26,269
if you caught that red kid we would have

471
00:24:26,279 --> 00:24:28,539
gotten away with it gotten away with it

472
00:24:28,549 --> 00:24:29,720
haha

473
00:24:29,730 --> 00:24:31,789
typical Rooney all you think about is

474
00:24:31,799 --> 00:24:34,100
sweet little boy yes well newsflash

475
00:24:34,110 --> 00:24:36,009
[ __ ] I'm not about that life

476
00:24:36,019 --> 00:24:38,419
my dream was to be the best drummer in

477
00:24:38,429 --> 00:24:40,099
the world and now it's ruined thanks to

478
00:24:40,109 --> 00:24:43,580
you [ __ ] I will rape your sorry ass can

479
00:24:43,590 --> 00:24:45,379
you two please keep it down we are

480
00:24:45,389 --> 00:24:51,710
trying to Sleet over here so you're

481
00:24:51,720 --> 00:24:54,229
looking to fight hub that's fine by me I

482
00:24:54,239 --> 00:24:57,259
will even [ __ ] you in the ass violence

483
00:24:57,269 --> 00:24:58,399
is not the Jedi way

484
00:24:58,409 --> 00:25:00,139
I implore you to stand down before you

485
00:25:00,149 --> 00:25:03,499
get yourself into trouble what did you

486
00:25:03,509 --> 00:25:05,479
say to me I'm a [ __ ] doodlebop [ __ ]

487
00:25:05,489 --> 00:25:06,590
I'll destroy you

488
00:25:06,600 --> 00:25:16,399
don't try it you're weak just like I

489
00:25:16,409 --> 00:25:17,869
thought what makes you think you can

490
00:25:17,879 --> 00:25:20,570
take on a Jedi thankfully for you

491
00:25:20,580 --> 00:25:22,359
support a cuss and me are the good guys

492
00:25:22,369 --> 00:25:25,070
so we won't kill you but that isn't to

493
00:25:25,080 --> 00:25:28,340
say that others will be as kind good

494
00:25:28,350 --> 00:25:31,460
guys Jedi I don't understand who are you

495
00:25:31,470 --> 00:25:35,029
why are you here we are here on a secret

496
00:25:35,039 --> 00:25:37,549
mission to meet up with someone my

497
00:25:37,559 --> 00:25:39,349
apprentice Anakin Skywalker

498
00:25:39,359 --> 00:25:41,479
I suggest you lay low you don't want to

499
00:25:41,489 --> 00:25:52,360
be mixed in with us

500
00:25:52,370 --> 00:25:55,700
hey master how's it going sorry I took

501
00:25:55,710 --> 00:25:56,800
so long

502
00:25:56,810 --> 00:25:59,000
Anakin where the hell were you when

503
00:25:59,010 --> 00:26:02,090
tattooing or something hey I'm here

504
00:26:02,100 --> 00:26:04,460
aren't I and I said I was sorry

505
00:26:04,470 --> 00:26:08,450
get off my ass so non-diegetic need you

506
00:26:08,460 --> 00:26:10,640
a blue watermelon apple Inglot Oh

507
00:26:10,650 --> 00:26:15,320
finally me welcome abuja oh okay you two

508
00:26:15,330 --> 00:26:17,900
let's go I parked my Jedi Starfighter

509
00:26:17,910 --> 00:26:21,980
right outside wait please take us with

510
00:26:21,990 --> 00:26:25,010
you you can't leave us here we must have

511
00:26:25,020 --> 00:26:26,360
our revenge against the Sonic

512
00:26:26,370 --> 00:26:30,050
Underground help us you you hate the

513
00:26:30,060 --> 00:26:36,150
Sonic Underground now I know

514
00:26:36,160 --> 00:26:39,280
[Music]

515
00:26:39,290 --> 00:26:42,159
stuff to set once my battle woman I do

516
00:26:42,169 --> 00:26:44,850
not approve of what could cry hunting

517
00:26:44,860 --> 00:26:53,220
[Music]

518
00:26:57,620 --> 00:27:00,909
and I can what did I just tell you what

519
00:27:00,919 --> 00:27:03,430
you only said not to hurt those two you

520
00:27:03,440 --> 00:27:05,130
said nothing about the third one

521
00:27:05,140 --> 00:27:07,600
whatever it's not important now

522
00:27:07,610 --> 00:27:10,539
we must hurry and go so soon

523
00:27:10,549 --> 00:27:13,680
oh he ate our Ocwen to see hope you want

524
00:27:13,690 --> 00:27:16,029
someone who will be a powerful weapon in

525
00:27:16,039 --> 00:27:18,820
our upcoming battle he is young but when

526
00:27:18,830 --> 00:27:20,440
it comes to science his skills are

527
00:27:20,450 --> 00:27:24,850
second to none easy at sea Kenan his

528
00:27:24,860 --> 00:27:32,139
name is hey said your mummy and daddy

529
00:27:32,149 --> 00:27:35,169
said it's almost time for school we need

530
00:27:35,179 --> 00:27:37,899
to get ready to go I'm not going to

531
00:27:37,909 --> 00:27:40,690
school today Gerald just who are the

532
00:27:40,700 --> 00:27:43,510
boys what are they after this is what I

533
00:27:43,520 --> 00:27:46,180
must know why do they Harbor such a deep

534
00:27:46,190 --> 00:27:48,610
hatred for Sonic Underground you're

535
00:27:48,620 --> 00:27:50,680
going somewhere but I thought we were

536
00:27:50,690 --> 00:27:53,409
going to have but sex I can't today

537
00:27:53,419 --> 00:27:55,779
Gerald you go to school without me tell

538
00:27:55,789 --> 00:27:58,899
the teacher in busy or that in taking a

539
00:27:58,909 --> 00:28:03,070
huge ass dump on the toilet

540
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said is this about the prophecy that you

541
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dreamt about a week ago I can't tell you

542
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anymore Gerald I already told you too

543
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much if word got out that I told you

544
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this you would become a target for the

545
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enemy

546
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don't worry about me it'll be back

547
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before you know it do sexy boy

548
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you