1 00:00:00,410 --> 00:00:11,430 [Music] 2 00:00:11,440 --> 00:00:13,629 damn Knuckles you need to calm the 3 00:00:13,639 --> 00:00:16,380 orchids we weren't even invited haha 4 00:00:16,390 --> 00:00:19,479 don't worry about granddad Manik is my 5 00:00:19,489 --> 00:00:21,790 [ __ ] he'll let us in no doubt about it 6 00:00:21,800 --> 00:00:30,400 if not I'll just beat his ass Knuckles 7 00:00:30,410 --> 00:00:32,860 can you slow down I'm having trouble 8 00:00:32,870 --> 00:00:35,170 keeping up with your ass c'mon Athair 9 00:00:35,180 --> 00:00:37,420 already so close I can smell the hot 10 00:00:37,430 --> 00:00:39,639 dogs from here damn Knuckles you sure 11 00:00:39,649 --> 00:00:41,620 want those wieners in fact if I didn't 12 00:00:41,630 --> 00:00:43,510 know any better I'd think you were gay 13 00:00:43,520 --> 00:00:46,090 just like that [ __ ] Sonic haha I sure 14 00:00:46,100 --> 00:00:50,170 hope you don't try and rape me hey 15 00:00:50,180 --> 00:00:52,600 granddad we don't want another Mexican 16 00:00:52,610 --> 00:00:54,160 to come along and steal them again like 17 00:00:54,170 --> 00:00:56,799 last week did you remember to bring the 18 00:00:56,809 --> 00:01:00,100 lock this time 19 00:01:00,110 --> 00:01:12,830 cool let's go get some barbecue hey mind 20 00:01:12,840 --> 00:01:15,860 these dad are the burgers ready yet you 21 00:01:15,870 --> 00:01:17,480 can bet your ass there boy 22 00:01:17,490 --> 00:01:20,000 bring me your plate this cheeseburger 23 00:01:20,010 --> 00:01:23,330 recipe was invented by my own father he 24 00:01:23,340 --> 00:01:25,280 carefully hand-picked out each and every 25 00:01:25,290 --> 00:01:27,770 ingredient of course he left out the 26 00:01:27,780 --> 00:01:29,780 veggies but cause veggies don't belong 27 00:01:29,790 --> 00:01:39,490 on a hamburger 28 00:01:39,500 --> 00:01:42,980 go now boy feast the pine that was in 29 00:01:42,990 --> 00:01:46,010 lava [ __ ] man I promise you here and 30 00:01:46,020 --> 00:01:47,990 now that it's even better than a Big Mac 31 00:01:48,000 --> 00:01:50,760 from McDonald's 32 00:01:50,770 --> 00:01:54,690 what the [ __ ] do you want hamburger no 33 00:01:54,700 --> 00:01:59,050 you don't you want a salad or beans what 34 00:01:59,060 --> 00:02:01,510 did I [ __ ] stutter [ __ ] woman do not 35 00:02:01,520 --> 00:02:03,420 eat burgers it is not in their nature 36 00:02:03,430 --> 00:02:07,139 why are you lying to me go eat a flower 37 00:02:07,149 --> 00:02:10,180 what the hell's your problem just 38 00:02:10,190 --> 00:02:11,710 because I'm a girl doesn't mean you 39 00:02:11,720 --> 00:02:14,110 should treat me any different everybody 40 00:02:14,120 --> 00:02:16,150 in this world is the same the gender of 41 00:02:16,160 --> 00:02:18,070 a person should not be an excuse to put 42 00:02:18,080 --> 00:02:21,490 somebody else down they are you even 43 00:02:21,500 --> 00:02:24,550 listening to me at all oh I don't listen 44 00:02:24,560 --> 00:02:26,290 to what women have to say because they 45 00:02:26,300 --> 00:02:29,170 are beneath men you may be excused to 46 00:02:29,180 --> 00:02:31,780 leave now before you go do you want to 47 00:02:31,790 --> 00:02:34,240 know an interesting fact hamburgers are 48 00:02:34,250 --> 00:02:36,790 a signature dish of America indeed it is 49 00:02:36,800 --> 00:02:40,150 as American as apple pie Goddamn I love 50 00:02:40,160 --> 00:02:42,360 being American it's so [ __ ] bad-ass 51 00:02:42,370 --> 00:02:44,979 only here in the land of the free and 52 00:02:44,989 --> 00:02:47,530 the home of the brave can understand the 53 00:02:47,540 --> 00:02:49,210 true meaning and greatness of a 54 00:02:49,220 --> 00:02:52,059 [ __ ] hamburger hell yeah really 55 00:02:52,069 --> 00:02:54,520 I heard the hamburger was invented in 56 00:02:54,530 --> 00:02:57,420 Germany back in the 1800s 57 00:02:57,430 --> 00:03:00,880 you shut your mouth [ __ ] boy or do you 58 00:03:00,890 --> 00:03:03,610 want me to shut it for you I am NOT 59 00:03:03,620 --> 00:03:05,319 going to stand here and let you talk 60 00:03:05,329 --> 00:03:06,819 down on the beauty of this wonderful 61 00:03:06,829 --> 00:03:09,250 nation I fought in a lot of wars and 62 00:03:09,260 --> 00:03:13,449 killed people for your sake and as for 63 00:03:13,459 --> 00:03:16,150 you God and candy looking [ __ ] get out 64 00:03:16,160 --> 00:03:19,730 of here before I tell your mommy 65 00:03:19,740 --> 00:03:23,060 Elena is where if Mannix bunks near 66 00:03:23,070 --> 00:03:25,190 Sonia Moretti ma'am in one event that 67 00:03:25,200 --> 00:03:28,670 will equal damn will excuse me 68 00:03:28,680 --> 00:03:30,560 you must be the Hedgehog family aren't 69 00:03:30,570 --> 00:03:33,260 you my name is Athair my great-grandson 70 00:03:33,270 --> 00:03:35,300 Knuckles called me all about your 71 00:03:35,310 --> 00:03:38,120 wonderful family you that old widows 72 00:03:38,130 --> 00:03:43,150 boom oh do you know it was us exactly 73 00:03:43,160 --> 00:03:45,610 well to tell you the truth Knuckles did 74 00:03:45,620 --> 00:03:47,500 kinda mention that Sonic's uncle has a 75 00:03:47,510 --> 00:03:50,920 big ass and spoiler alert you hahaha 76 00:03:50,930 --> 00:03:53,680 kinda do it's very nice to finally meet 77 00:03:53,690 --> 00:03:55,990 you Athair my own kids told us all about 78 00:03:56,000 --> 00:03:58,630 you the great sage of the itch Ignis 79 00:03:58,640 --> 00:04:00,730 that's quite a title you have there 80 00:04:00,740 --> 00:04:03,070 Knuckles also told me how your kids 81 00:04:03,080 --> 00:04:05,020 bully him on a regular basis now 82 00:04:05,030 --> 00:04:07,270 normally I try not to tell people how to 83 00:04:07,280 --> 00:04:09,460 raise their own kids but your demon 84 00:04:09,470 --> 00:04:10,540 children are a menace to society 85 00:04:10,550 --> 00:04:13,330 bullying my sweet Knuckles how do you 86 00:04:13,340 --> 00:04:15,640 think our Savior Jesus Christ feels 87 00:04:15,650 --> 00:04:17,940 looking down on your ugly ugly children 88 00:04:17,950 --> 00:04:20,350 kickings and in other kids faces and 89 00:04:20,360 --> 00:04:23,140 making them eat their poop excuse me 90 00:04:23,150 --> 00:04:25,120 hold the [ __ ] up [ __ ] it's your 91 00:04:25,130 --> 00:04:27,610 great-grandson who's the bully not mine 92 00:04:27,620 --> 00:04:29,830 my kids tell me all the time 93 00:04:29,840 --> 00:04:31,960 how Knuckles pushes them around and 94 00:04:31,970 --> 00:04:34,510 steals their money just last week 95 00:04:34,520 --> 00:04:37,450 Knuckles held my boy Manic down and gave 96 00:04:37,460 --> 00:04:40,930 him the biggest smElliest chunky is beef 97 00:04:40,940 --> 00:04:42,880 stew of the likes of which this world 98 00:04:42,890 --> 00:04:43,800 has never seen 99 00:04:43,810 --> 00:04:46,750 what nonsense my sweet Knuckles is a big 100 00:04:46,760 --> 00:04:48,760 ball of sunshine he would never do such 101 00:04:48,770 --> 00:04:51,730 a thing a fight yet it over here kid 102 00:04:51,740 --> 00:04:55,810 boyo would you kill a seed into what are 103 00:04:55,820 --> 00:04:59,670 you guys telling him 104 00:04:59,680 --> 00:05:02,939 a fair did you already forget about what 105 00:05:02,949 --> 00:05:05,610 I just got done telling you the Hedgehog 106 00:05:05,620 --> 00:05:08,510 family are nothing but a bunch of liars 107 00:05:08,520 --> 00:05:10,740 would you really choose to believe him 108 00:05:10,750 --> 00:05:13,260 over your own great-grandson who loves 109 00:05:13,270 --> 00:05:13,850 you 110 00:05:13,860 --> 00:05:16,740 I'm sorry Knuckles I swear I never 111 00:05:16,750 --> 00:05:19,710 doubted your kindness for a second cool 112 00:05:19,720 --> 00:05:22,080 give me 20 bucks I want to run down to 113 00:05:22,090 --> 00:05:25,650 Walmart and get a video game what $20 114 00:05:25,660 --> 00:05:28,080 but Knuckles I just gave him a $50 bill 115 00:05:28,090 --> 00:05:28,800 this morning 116 00:05:28,810 --> 00:05:31,430 yeah and I spent it give me 20 bucks 117 00:05:31,440 --> 00:05:34,620 well alright but make sure you spend it 118 00:05:34,630 --> 00:05:37,140 wisely this time it's my money I'll 119 00:05:37,150 --> 00:05:44,090 spend it however I want old man 120 00:05:44,100 --> 00:05:46,580 um are you sure that Knuckles isn't 121 00:05:46,590 --> 00:05:49,550 taking advantage of you of course not 122 00:05:49,560 --> 00:05:51,200 that boy just has a unique way of 123 00:05:51,210 --> 00:05:54,170 showing affection well I'm just asking 124 00:05:54,180 --> 00:05:56,780 because my kids don't go around slapping 125 00:05:56,790 --> 00:05:59,240 my ass and if they did they would sure 126 00:05:59,250 --> 00:06:14,540 as hell get their ass beat you might 127 00:06:14,550 --> 00:06:17,390 already know from the strong into the 128 00:06:17,400 --> 00:06:17,870 ground 129 00:06:17,880 --> 00:06:21,140 bed oh right right I had the world 130 00:06:21,150 --> 00:06:23,750 famous song get this Hedgehog 131 00:06:23,760 --> 00:06:28,310 give him a hand of a pool peaches and on 132 00:06:28,320 --> 00:06:31,340 my left I have his grip road maggot this 133 00:06:31,350 --> 00:06:33,710 Hedgehog show this [ __ ] son left you 134 00:06:33,720 --> 00:06:37,450 [Applause] 135 00:06:37,460 --> 00:06:40,670 now what do you say we pick hey Bart 136 00:06:40,680 --> 00:06:48,620 dude ready [ __ ] I don't think 137 00:06:48,630 --> 00:06:58,310 you jury bisected ready [ __ ] 138 00:06:58,320 --> 00:07:01,920 now that's what daddy likes here let's 139 00:07:01,930 --> 00:07:03,690 get this show on the road 140 00:07:03,700 --> 00:07:06,600 [ __ ] you heard the man which 141 00:07:06,610 --> 00:07:09,390 stars those beats crank it all the way 142 00:07:09,400 --> 00:07:20,450 up to 11 143 00:07:20,460 --> 00:07:23,010 you call yourself the fastest thing 144 00:07:23,020 --> 00:07:25,140 alive say you can run faster than a race 145 00:07:25,150 --> 00:07:28,980 cars but why do I only ever see you run 146 00:07:28,990 --> 00:07:30,719 fast when you're going to the chili dog 147 00:07:30,729 --> 00:07:37,110 bar you like to gloat 148 00:07:37,120 --> 00:07:38,610 that's your first rate but how do you 149 00:07:38,620 --> 00:07:44,459 run with all that weight you say you can 150 00:07:44,469 --> 00:07:46,559 can talk the talk you act like you can 151 00:07:46,569 --> 00:07:48,929 walk the walk but [ __ ] you just a fat 152 00:07:48,939 --> 00:08:02,939 guy with a mohawk your fat ass [ __ ] and 153 00:08:02,949 --> 00:08:04,019 that ain't no joke 154 00:08:04,029 --> 00:08:10,110 why don't you bent down end bro what's 155 00:08:10,120 --> 00:08:13,679 wrong why do you look so sad bro why are 156 00:08:13,689 --> 00:08:15,749 all of your jokes about me being fat 157 00:08:15,759 --> 00:08:17,850 you know I'm insecure about my weight 158 00:08:17,860 --> 00:08:20,939 I'm sorry my bro I'll try to cut back on 159 00:08:20,949 --> 00:08:24,510 the fat jokes next time go on bro it's 160 00:08:24,520 --> 00:08:26,189 your turn give me all that you've got 161 00:08:26,199 --> 00:08:35,330 don't hold back 162 00:08:35,340 --> 00:08:37,709 you call yourself a mean green machine 163 00:08:37,719 --> 00:08:39,870 but in reality you're just a walking 164 00:08:39,880 --> 00:08:47,520 green V I'm Yours your rhymes are sick I 165 00:08:47,530 --> 00:08:50,400 mean your rhymes are [ __ ] they belong in 166 00:08:50,410 --> 00:08:52,470 the trash just just like your stupid 167 00:08:52,480 --> 00:08:54,780 jokes 168 00:08:54,790 --> 00:08:56,030 [Music] 169 00:08:56,040 --> 00:08:58,380 perhaps if you worked on your lines as 170 00:08:58,390 --> 00:09:01,079 much as a chili dogs you would actually 171 00:09:01,089 --> 00:09:06,180 be somewhere but I guess that's asking 172 00:09:06,190 --> 00:09:08,220 too much for someone who's so fat that 173 00:09:08,230 --> 00:09:10,500 they need help wiping their own ass 174 00:09:10,510 --> 00:09:12,510 am I right for that walk or what am I 175 00:09:12,520 --> 00:09:21,540 saying you know I'm right I I don't need 176 00:09:21,550 --> 00:09:23,910 help wiping my own ass my bros line tell 177 00:09:23,920 --> 00:09:32,579 you ro you don't have to do this if you 178 00:09:32,589 --> 00:09:34,460 don't want to we can stop if you want 179 00:09:34,470 --> 00:09:37,260 don't you [ __ ] touch me I'm about to 180 00:09:37,270 --> 00:09:40,470 I'm about to wreck your [ __ ] well come 181 00:09:40,480 --> 00:09:42,930 on what are you waiting for [ __ ] turn 182 00:09:42,940 --> 00:09:49,650 the music back on yet that's it those 183 00:09:49,660 --> 00:09:53,140 are some sick beats I love that [ __ ] 184 00:09:53,150 --> 00:09:57,310 I I can't do this anymore not with 185 00:09:57,320 --> 00:09:58,600 everyone laughing at me 186 00:09:58,610 --> 00:10:03,930 turn the music off 187 00:10:03,940 --> 00:10:06,720 bro you don't have to cry anymore it's 188 00:10:06,730 --> 00:10:09,480 over now you can rest this is all your 189 00:10:09,490 --> 00:10:11,370 fault bro we should have never done this 190 00:10:11,380 --> 00:10:13,800 in the first place I'm so embarrassed 191 00:10:13,810 --> 00:10:15,870 don't even try to pin this on me bro 192 00:10:15,880 --> 00:10:18,090 you're the one who signed us up for this 193 00:10:18,100 --> 00:10:20,910 [ __ ] but that doesn't matter 194 00:10:20,920 --> 00:10:22,830 not everybody is cut out for the hip-hop 195 00:10:22,840 --> 00:10:25,560 scene like I am but do you know what you 196 00:10:25,570 --> 00:10:26,820 are cut out for bro 197 00:10:26,830 --> 00:10:29,790 being the leader of the most badass rock 198 00:10:29,800 --> 00:10:31,230 band in the world the sounding 199 00:10:31,240 --> 00:10:34,230 Underground go on bro take the 200 00:10:34,240 --> 00:10:36,180 microphone and we'll give these [ __ ] 201 00:10:36,190 --> 00:10:38,790 the best show of their lives turn the 202 00:10:38,800 --> 00:10:41,310 music hun baby you know the one crank it 203 00:10:41,320 --> 00:10:50,530 up to the Max 204 00:10:50,540 --> 00:10:52,620 [Music] 205 00:10:52,630 --> 00:10:56,020 [Applause] 206 00:10:56,030 --> 00:11:02,630 [Music] 207 00:11:02,640 --> 00:11:10,300 [Applause] 208 00:11:15,840 --> 00:11:23,250 [Music] 209 00:11:45,300 --> 00:11:58,250 [Applause] 210 00:11:58,260 --> 00:12:00,320 what were we even thinking coming to 211 00:12:00,330 --> 00:12:02,990 this stupid barbecue Dingo nobody in the 212 00:12:03,000 --> 00:12:06,050 neighborhood even likes us well [ __ ] I 213 00:12:06,060 --> 00:12:08,570 don't know about you but I sure as hell 214 00:12:08,580 --> 00:12:10,400 know what I came here for 215 00:12:10,410 --> 00:12:12,830 look Sleet over there on the table 216 00:12:12,840 --> 00:12:15,620 boiled eggs you know how much I love 217 00:12:15,630 --> 00:12:18,920 that [ __ ] 218 00:12:18,930 --> 00:12:23,480 oh boy just looking at this little [ __ ] 219 00:12:23,490 --> 00:12:26,059 it's getting me excited my butt cheeks 220 00:12:26,069 --> 00:12:28,819 are trembling [ __ ] I think there's even 221 00:12:28,829 --> 00:12:31,400 some sweat running down into my butt 222 00:12:31,410 --> 00:12:33,679 crack I don't think I can help myself 223 00:12:33,689 --> 00:12:42,619 for another second damn there must be 224 00:12:42,629 --> 00:12:44,389 like over a hundred white people here 225 00:12:44,399 --> 00:12:46,549 how much do you want to bet that at 226 00:12:46,559 --> 00:12:48,139 least six of them are planning to shoot 227 00:12:48,149 --> 00:12:51,139 up the place what in God's name was that 228 00:12:51,149 --> 00:12:52,220 thing face 229 00:12:52,230 --> 00:12:54,829 did you just grope my butt cheeks Healy 230 00:12:54,839 --> 00:12:58,100 it wasn't me maybe it was a ghost why do 231 00:12:58,110 --> 00:13:00,109 you do this Dingo you got mustard all 232 00:13:00,119 --> 00:13:04,220 over my us hehehe maybe it was me you'll 233 00:13:04,230 --> 00:13:07,809 never know did you like it though [ __ ] 234 00:13:07,819 --> 00:13:11,389 you know I once ducked 53 boiled eggs up 235 00:13:11,399 --> 00:13:13,870 my ass 236 00:13:13,880 --> 00:13:16,449 why would you waste so many good boiled 237 00:13:16,459 --> 00:13:18,850 eggs by sticking them up your butt to 238 00:13:18,860 --> 00:13:22,150 test the limit of my abilities ah that's 239 00:13:22,160 --> 00:13:25,180 all I take more than that into my ass on 240 00:13:25,190 --> 00:13:27,999 a regular basis fifty three eggs [ __ ] 241 00:13:28,009 --> 00:13:30,100 that's just an average Tuesday for a 242 00:13:30,110 --> 00:13:39,730 Dingo [ __ ] daddy daddy can you buy me a 243 00:13:39,740 --> 00:13:43,030 soccer ball what's that my boy you know 244 00:13:43,040 --> 00:13:45,040 we can't afford to buy real toys for you 245 00:13:45,050 --> 00:13:47,079 to play with here son 246 00:13:47,089 --> 00:13:48,939 have it put a tow we may not have enough 247 00:13:48,949 --> 00:13:50,710 money for a soccer ball but you can't 248 00:13:50,720 --> 00:13:53,499 play with this but don't break it okay 249 00:13:53,509 --> 00:13:56,110 we need to eat for dinner because we are 250 00:13:56,120 --> 00:13:59,829 poor no I hate being poor you're such a 251 00:13:59,839 --> 00:14:02,499 failure daddy you can shove that potato 252 00:14:02,509 --> 00:14:04,900 up your butt I I wish I was living with 253 00:14:04,910 --> 00:14:07,509 mommy at least she has money then I 254 00:14:07,519 --> 00:14:09,930 could buy all the toys I want 255 00:14:09,940 --> 00:14:12,120 go on and play on your own venue little 256 00:14:12,130 --> 00:14:14,790 [ __ ] this potato is all mine and I 257 00:14:14,800 --> 00:14:17,460 just my stick it in my house and you 258 00:14:17,470 --> 00:14:18,000 know what 259 00:14:18,010 --> 00:14:19,740 you'll still eat it tonight [ __ ] 260 00:14:19,750 --> 00:14:23,200 because us all we have 261 00:14:23,210 --> 00:14:26,500 I am so sorry son I'm so sorry that we 262 00:14:26,510 --> 00:14:29,860 are poor yo daddy is trying his best he 263 00:14:29,870 --> 00:14:34,240 relays please forget daddy please 264 00:14:34,250 --> 00:14:36,430 good gracious poor people are so 265 00:14:36,440 --> 00:14:38,500 annoying why don't they just be rich 266 00:14:38,510 --> 00:14:40,420 already so they can quit ruining my 267 00:14:40,430 --> 00:14:44,350 relaxation time yeah well if you ask me 268 00:14:44,360 --> 00:14:46,420 I think it's rich people who are you're 269 00:14:46,430 --> 00:14:49,060 noting once they have all they could 270 00:14:49,070 --> 00:14:50,680 ever need and they still find ways to 271 00:14:50,690 --> 00:14:53,890 complain and whine like babies meanwhile 272 00:14:53,900 --> 00:14:55,840 I'm out here busting my ass just to buy 273 00:14:55,850 --> 00:14:58,470 green beans and frozen mozzarella sticks 274 00:14:58,480 --> 00:15:00,760 maybe if the rich shared some of their 275 00:15:00,770 --> 00:15:02,200 stuff the world would be a more 276 00:15:02,210 --> 00:15:05,800 beautiful place you Goddamn [ __ ] do man 277 00:15:05,810 --> 00:15:07,330 you'd spank your ass like you're my cute 278 00:15:07,340 --> 00:15:08,850 little [ __ ] for you to understand 279 00:15:08,860 --> 00:15:11,860 what's this now you think you're so 280 00:15:11,870 --> 00:15:14,290 tough just because you have beautiful 281 00:15:14,300 --> 00:15:16,660 white skin long majestic blond hair and 282 00:15:16,670 --> 00:15:19,120 big muscles but I know it's all fake 283 00:15:19,130 --> 00:15:21,190 nobody and I mean nobody can be that 284 00:15:21,200 --> 00:15:26,710 perfect dandy oh my God that was my 285 00:15:26,720 --> 00:15:31,090 daddy it's it's okay son daddy's daddy 286 00:15:31,100 --> 00:15:32,530 is just playing a little game 287 00:15:32,540 --> 00:15:35,890 that's all indeed this is a discussion 288 00:15:35,900 --> 00:15:38,440 between men everybody go back to your 289 00:15:38,450 --> 00:15:42,040 party cool do you know why I'm so Masoli 290 00:15:42,050 --> 00:15:44,830 I carry over 200 goldbrick in my coat 291 00:15:44,840 --> 00:15:47,070 pockets everyday each one weighs over 292 00:15:47,080 --> 00:15:50,230 926 pounds but that's not why I'm so 293 00:15:50,240 --> 00:15:52,360 powerful no the real reason comes at 294 00:15:52,370 --> 00:15:54,370 night once the day is done when I'm in 295 00:15:54,380 --> 00:15:55,960 the bedroom with my [ __ ] and I'm 296 00:15:55,970 --> 00:15:57,940 slapping his was with the force of a 297 00:15:57,950 --> 00:16:00,310 trillion Suns I destroy those ass cheeks 298 00:16:00,320 --> 00:16:01,360 every [ __ ] day 299 00:16:01,370 --> 00:16:03,430 you wouldn't believe your eyes however I 300 00:16:03,440 --> 00:16:06,430 ram into that butt crack wait I know who 301 00:16:06,440 --> 00:16:08,620 you are now you're not just some rich 302 00:16:08,630 --> 00:16:12,190 guy you're part levy tell me have you 303 00:16:12,200 --> 00:16:14,200 ever heard of the legend the legend of 304 00:16:14,210 --> 00:16:16,210 the fall of the Sun the one with the 305 00:16:16,220 --> 00:16:18,250 lovers the one where the two [ __ ] 306 00:16:18,260 --> 00:16:20,710 went up into space and had sex or some 307 00:16:20,720 --> 00:16:23,920 [ __ ] well it's true all of it no that 308 00:16:23,930 --> 00:16:26,290 can't be true then how wait it is true I 309 00:16:26,300 --> 00:16:33,160 remember now I was at home watching the 310 00:16:33,170 --> 00:16:35,230 news I just got done taking a huge crap 311 00:16:35,240 --> 00:16:38,050 and on TV there were these two lovers on 312 00:16:38,060 --> 00:16:40,390 a mission to save the world 313 00:16:40,400 --> 00:16:42,610 hey what's that out the window oh my 314 00:16:42,620 --> 00:16:44,710 goodness the Sun really is falling are 315 00:16:44,720 --> 00:16:51,640 we all going to die those lovers have 316 00:16:51,650 --> 00:16:53,140 done it the Sun moved back into orbit 317 00:16:53,150 --> 00:16:59,300 were saved 318 00:16:59,310 --> 00:17:02,120 it's true you're our Savior how please 319 00:17:02,130 --> 00:17:04,130 tell me how I can't repay you 320 00:17:04,140 --> 00:17:06,860 don't worry everybody makes mistakes 321 00:17:06,870 --> 00:17:10,340 here take this this is a bowl of solid 322 00:17:10,350 --> 00:17:12,559 gold it was recently dug up far beneath 323 00:17:12,569 --> 00:17:15,350 the ancient Aztec ruins it's no soccer 324 00:17:15,360 --> 00:17:17,240 ball but I'm sure you don't mind that 325 00:17:17,250 --> 00:17:20,360 huh huh browser I thought you were just 326 00:17:20,370 --> 00:17:22,939 a mean rich guy like the creator of 327 00:17:22,949 --> 00:17:25,819 Minecraft much from Twitter but you're 328 00:17:25,829 --> 00:17:28,700 actually a really cool dude son come 329 00:17:28,710 --> 00:17:30,380 here daddy has a new ball for you to 330 00:17:30,390 --> 00:17:38,080 play with 331 00:17:38,090 --> 00:17:42,940 oh no my son before just broke his 332 00:17:42,950 --> 00:17:45,910 [ __ ] leg hang in there son daddy will 333 00:17:45,920 --> 00:17:48,760 find a way to save your ass somebody 334 00:17:48,770 --> 00:17:54,640 anybody called name one one right now 335 00:17:54,650 --> 00:18:05,490 [Music] 336 00:18:05,500 --> 00:18:08,340 are you the boy's father I'm going to 337 00:18:08,350 --> 00:18:10,680 have to ask you what happened here it 338 00:18:10,690 --> 00:18:13,259 was him over there officer not the fat 339 00:18:13,269 --> 00:18:14,909 one but the one with the big sexy 340 00:18:14,919 --> 00:18:18,210 muscles he gave my son a huge block of 341 00:18:18,220 --> 00:18:21,770 gold telling him to play with it 342 00:18:21,780 --> 00:18:50,970 we got a code banana over here sir 343 00:18:50,980 --> 00:18:53,300 we will give you one chance to cooperate 344 00:18:53,310 --> 00:18:59,190 get down he's not cooperating sir shoot 345 00:18:59,200 --> 00:19:01,200 his pants off he might be concealing a 346 00:19:01,210 --> 00:19:13,130 weapon what the [ __ ] 347 00:19:13,140 --> 00:19:15,930 while your darts arresting me I was the 348 00:19:15,940 --> 00:19:18,420 one who called your ass you were 349 00:19:18,430 --> 00:19:20,160 arrested under the orders of operation 350 00:19:20,170 --> 00:19:23,580 banana do not struggle or I will legally 351 00:19:23,590 --> 00:19:26,370 be told to pop a cap in your ass but why 352 00:19:26,380 --> 00:19:30,210 but even his operation banana code 353 00:19:30,220 --> 00:19:33,540 bananas an acronym it stands for being a 354 00:19:33,550 --> 00:19:35,310 nuisance and inconvenience to sir Bart 355 00:19:35,320 --> 00:19:38,670 levy you have broken this law you [ __ ] it 356 00:19:38,680 --> 00:19:40,410 is for this reason both you and your 357 00:19:40,420 --> 00:19:43,560 family will be executed on the spot 358 00:19:43,570 --> 00:19:50,160 [Applause] 359 00:19:50,170 --> 00:19:52,200 I'm telling you guys my 360 00:19:52,210 --> 00:19:55,049 great-grandfather is a total [ __ ] I can 361 00:19:55,059 --> 00:19:57,419 make that old man do whatever I want if 362 00:19:57,429 --> 00:19:59,520 I tell him to [ __ ] me in the ass he'll 363 00:19:59,530 --> 00:20:00,030 do it 364 00:20:00,040 --> 00:20:01,919 Knuckles are you sure you should be 365 00:20:01,929 --> 00:20:03,690 treating him like that isn't he like 366 00:20:03,700 --> 00:20:06,510 your only family what you don't believe 367 00:20:06,520 --> 00:20:08,850 me that I've got him by the balls how 368 00:20:08,860 --> 00:20:12,030 about I show you I never said that 369 00:20:12,040 --> 00:20:14,220 Knuckles please don't do this he's just 370 00:20:14,230 --> 00:20:17,420 an old man 371 00:20:17,430 --> 00:20:20,030 some prefer you doing good my home 372 00:20:20,040 --> 00:20:22,700 Skelly biscuit Ohio Knuckles I'm doing 373 00:20:22,710 --> 00:20:24,260 wonderful I've been talking with your 374 00:20:24,270 --> 00:20:27,530 friends they're also nice cool cool they 375 00:20:27,540 --> 00:20:29,270 I've been wondering if I could ask you 376 00:20:29,280 --> 00:20:32,330 something actually I guess it's more of 377 00:20:32,340 --> 00:20:33,920 a request final question 378 00:20:33,930 --> 00:20:36,500 oh go ahead Knuckles you can ask me 379 00:20:36,510 --> 00:20:38,600 anything you want I want to see that 380 00:20:38,610 --> 00:20:40,520 cute little ass of yours mind dropping 381 00:20:40,530 --> 00:20:43,640 your pants for a second [ __ ] Knuckles 382 00:20:43,650 --> 00:20:46,000 please not in front of all these people 383 00:20:46,010 --> 00:20:48,830 haha I thought you loved me Athair don't 384 00:20:48,840 --> 00:20:50,300 you want to make your great-grandson 385 00:20:50,310 --> 00:20:54,410 happy pull down your pants [ __ ] oh yeah 386 00:20:54,420 --> 00:20:56,180 now that's the [ __ ] that I like to see 387 00:20:56,190 --> 00:20:58,070 if only you were this obedient all the 388 00:20:58,080 --> 00:21:06,110 time ha ha why are you taking this so 389 00:21:06,120 --> 00:21:08,210 seriously Athair you know I'm only 390 00:21:08,220 --> 00:21:09,290 messing with you 391 00:21:09,300 --> 00:21:13,700 oh yeah and give me $20 I want to go 392 00:21:13,710 --> 00:21:15,460 order a pizza 393 00:21:15,470 --> 00:21:18,770 but Knuckles didn't I just gave you $20 394 00:21:18,780 --> 00:21:21,920 for a video game yet and I spent it give 395 00:21:21,930 --> 00:21:24,440 me $20 come on old man 396 00:21:24,450 --> 00:21:26,720 I know you've got at least 60 left in 397 00:21:26,730 --> 00:21:27,610 your wallet 398 00:21:27,620 --> 00:21:31,920 [Music] 399 00:21:31,930 --> 00:21:36,300 a fight yet that overreacted for your 400 00:21:36,310 --> 00:21:39,680 body you were killed yesterday in foot 401 00:21:39,690 --> 00:21:42,480 excuse me hold the [ __ ] up [ __ ] 402 00:21:42,490 --> 00:21:47,630 it's your great-grandson who's the bully 403 00:21:47,640 --> 00:21:50,130 give me my money [ __ ] 404 00:21:50,140 --> 00:21:52,980 no I'm I'm not giving you money not now 405 00:21:52,990 --> 00:21:54,840 not ever again you don't deserve it 406 00:21:54,850 --> 00:21:57,060 I'll [ __ ] write your [ __ ] [ __ ] I 407 00:21:57,070 --> 00:21:59,160 didn't want to believe the Hedgehog 408 00:21:59,170 --> 00:22:00,930 family that you were just a little bully 409 00:22:00,940 --> 00:22:02,940 I wanted to believe that you were my 410 00:22:02,950 --> 00:22:05,010 innocent little angel I wanted to 411 00:22:05,020 --> 00:22:06,390 believe that you couldn't do anything 412 00:22:06,400 --> 00:22:08,610 wrong but now I see I was wrong 413 00:22:08,620 --> 00:22:10,410 you were taking advantage of me and all 414 00:22:10,420 --> 00:22:12,840 of your friends all this time angels 415 00:22:12,850 --> 00:22:14,940 angels don't do that angels are the 416 00:22:14,950 --> 00:22:16,680 nicest [ __ ] ever that's what the 417 00:22:16,690 --> 00:22:22,650 Bible says do you know why I do this old 418 00:22:22,660 --> 00:22:24,960 man do you know why I keep you on such a 419 00:22:24,970 --> 00:22:28,020 tight leash it's because it's because 420 00:22:28,030 --> 00:22:29,940 everyone else I ever cared about has 421 00:22:29,950 --> 00:22:33,150 left me mommy daddy my grandparents they 422 00:22:33,160 --> 00:22:36,840 all left me and you Athair if I don't 423 00:22:36,850 --> 00:22:39,180 keep treating you like my [ __ ] then 424 00:22:39,190 --> 00:22:41,520 eventually you're going to leave me too 425 00:22:41,530 --> 00:22:45,030 I can't let that happen I can't Knuckles 426 00:22:45,040 --> 00:22:46,110 I'm so sorry 427 00:22:46,120 --> 00:22:47,700 why haven't you told me you were hurting 428 00:22:47,710 --> 00:22:50,370 this much I try Athair I try to tell you 429 00:22:50,380 --> 00:22:52,770 all the time but every day after I come 430 00:22:52,780 --> 00:22:54,630 home after its cooled gyro passed out 431 00:22:54,640 --> 00:22:57,420 drunk on the toilet so I always just 432 00:22:57,430 --> 00:22:59,460 grab a couple frozen burritos from the 433 00:22:59,470 --> 00:23:02,240 freezer and eat them alone upstairs 434 00:23:02,250 --> 00:23:05,310 don't worry Knuckles I promise that I 435 00:23:05,320 --> 00:23:08,210 will never leave you I love you 436 00:23:08,220 --> 00:23:10,950 Athair do you really mean it you're not 437 00:23:10,960 --> 00:23:13,680 lying to me are you because I love you 438 00:23:13,690 --> 00:23:15,990 too you have no idea Athair you mean 439 00:23:16,000 --> 00:23:18,320 everything to me you sweet Redman 440 00:23:18,330 --> 00:23:21,200 of course I mean it Knuckles I may not 441 00:23:21,210 --> 00:23:22,639 have been the best great-grandfather 442 00:23:22,649 --> 00:23:25,250 lately but from here on out I will try 443 00:23:25,260 --> 00:23:27,169 my hardest to make sure you're never sad 444 00:23:27,179 --> 00:23:29,539 again okay 445 00:23:29,549 --> 00:23:32,299 what's everyone standing around for the 446 00:23:32,309 --> 00:23:34,009 summer's just beginning let's dance 447 00:23:34,019 --> 00:23:44,380 everyone 448 00:23:44,390 --> 00:23:54,640 [Music]