1 00:00:00,140 --> 00:00:14,320 [Music] 2 00:00:14,330 --> 00:00:17,269 yo kids really far away at your [ __ ] 3 00:00:17,279 --> 00:00:19,580 booth checks the sacristan must occur at 4 00:00:19,590 --> 00:00:21,320 the incident going to find themselves 5 00:00:21,330 --> 00:00:23,359 this is so [ __ ] up 6 00:00:23,369 --> 00:00:25,519 why are we the ones that do all the work 7 00:00:25,529 --> 00:00:27,680 in this house 8 00:00:27,690 --> 00:00:30,620 it's not fair we should be playing games 9 00:00:30,630 --> 00:00:34,070 and having fun oh it's not so bad really 10 00:00:34,080 --> 00:00:36,049 it gets me in the Christmas spirit and 11 00:00:36,059 --> 00:00:38,450 after we are done we can eat gingerbread 12 00:00:38,460 --> 00:00:41,360 cookies that's right bro and you know 13 00:00:41,370 --> 00:00:42,830 how I love me some cookies 14 00:00:42,840 --> 00:00:48,590 so put that cute butt to work you butt 15 00:00:48,600 --> 00:00:54,619 wrap it stop fighting you two huh hey 16 00:00:54,629 --> 00:00:56,869 what the [ __ ] I've never seen this photo 17 00:00:56,879 --> 00:00:59,450 before it looks like a photo of us but 18 00:00:59,460 --> 00:01:02,270 why is it all torn up there's a lot of 19 00:01:02,280 --> 00:01:05,270 stuff in here it must be really old I'll 20 00:01:05,280 --> 00:01:07,550 say check out this picture of Uncle 21 00:01:07,560 --> 00:01:11,600 Chuck Jesus Christ he used to look like 22 00:01:11,610 --> 00:01:11,990 that 23 00:01:12,000 --> 00:01:15,620 Goddamn he could [ __ ] my ass any day hey 24 00:01:15,630 --> 00:01:17,240 guys do you think there might be a 25 00:01:17,250 --> 00:01:24,800 picture of our Father in here 26 00:01:24,810 --> 00:01:29,100 [ __ ] [ __ ] enough messing around let's 27 00:01:29,110 --> 00:01:32,250 get back to work but bro don't you want 28 00:01:32,260 --> 00:01:34,200 the truth there are more boxes in here 29 00:01:34,210 --> 00:01:36,000 if we find the right one we could learn 30 00:01:36,010 --> 00:01:38,550 more about how her father stopped it we 31 00:01:38,560 --> 00:01:40,740 have no father he left us when we were 32 00:01:40,750 --> 00:01:42,110 poopy baby [ __ ] 33 00:01:42,120 --> 00:01:44,970 it's best to just do what mama says and 34 00:01:44,980 --> 00:01:47,670 forget about it bro do you truly feel 35 00:01:47,680 --> 00:01:49,970 nothing at all 36 00:01:49,980 --> 00:01:52,820 of course I do every single day of my 37 00:01:52,830 --> 00:01:54,609 Goddamn life 38 00:01:54,619 --> 00:01:56,889 I can't even count how many times I 39 00:01:56,899 --> 00:02:00,039 cried in my bed after a bad day just 40 00:02:00,049 --> 00:02:01,990 wishing and hoping daddy would come home 41 00:02:02,000 --> 00:02:05,380 to hold me but he never did 42 00:02:05,390 --> 00:02:08,050 neither of you say anything c'mon got it 43 00:02:08,060 --> 00:02:10,359 we don't want her beating our ass again 44 00:02:10,369 --> 00:02:13,570 and as for that photo bro I know what 45 00:02:13,580 --> 00:02:16,420 you're thinking but put it back whatever 46 00:02:16,430 --> 00:02:19,180 [ __ ] 47 00:02:19,190 --> 00:02:21,460 hey mama we're done in the Attic can we 48 00:02:21,470 --> 00:02:23,980 have some cookies now goodness that was 49 00:02:23,990 --> 00:02:24,460 quick 50 00:02:24,470 --> 00:02:26,170 you're just in time for dinner so take a 51 00:02:26,180 --> 00:02:28,600 seat we are having chili Frito pie 52 00:02:28,610 --> 00:02:30,930 stirrer night so I hope you are hungry 53 00:02:30,940 --> 00:02:34,590 so cool I freaking love frito chili pies 54 00:02:34,600 --> 00:02:37,060 Uncle Chuck did you hear we are having 55 00:02:37,070 --> 00:02:39,070 frito chili pies tonight aren't you 56 00:02:39,080 --> 00:02:39,820 excited 57 00:02:39,830 --> 00:02:43,000 boy nobody in the-- so silicon chichi 58 00:02:43,010 --> 00:02:46,540 frito appears except for yo even Sonya 59 00:02:46,550 --> 00:02:48,310 today sucked in leaked acetic acid so 60 00:02:48,320 --> 00:02:50,170 your oil and our tourists enter your 61 00:02:50,180 --> 00:02:55,900 clinic Arab nobody liquors yo how many 62 00:02:55,910 --> 00:02:58,300 times do I have to tell you kids not to 63 00:02:58,310 --> 00:03:00,310 go through the [ __ ] in the Attic [ __ ] it 64 00:03:00,320 --> 00:03:02,410 looks like I gonna have to spank you 65 00:03:02,420 --> 00:03:03,670 like a little [ __ ] again 66 00:03:03,680 --> 00:03:06,550 Charles give me your belt get that [ __ ] 67 00:03:06,560 --> 00:03:09,060 out of my face 68 00:03:09,070 --> 00:03:12,490 tell us right now about our dad I'm not 69 00:03:12,500 --> 00:03:14,800 telling you anything you [ __ ] [ __ ] 70 00:03:14,810 --> 00:03:18,040 there is nothing to say who else was in 71 00:03:18,050 --> 00:03:20,290 that photo with us and why is everything 72 00:03:20,300 --> 00:03:22,570 upstairs destroyed what are you hiding 73 00:03:22,580 --> 00:03:23,050 from us 74 00:03:23,060 --> 00:03:26,170 please mama I'm begging you tell me why 75 00:03:26,180 --> 00:03:29,470 my daddy left maybe he left because you 76 00:03:29,480 --> 00:03:32,140 are nothing but a little [ __ ] Manic I'm 77 00:03:32,150 --> 00:03:36,490 so sorry I didn't mean that you always 78 00:03:36,500 --> 00:03:39,010 think you're hot [ __ ] but you know what 79 00:03:39,020 --> 00:03:42,400 I'm the top [ __ ] around here I hate you 80 00:03:42,410 --> 00:03:44,470 I'm going to my room and never coming 81 00:03:44,480 --> 00:03:47,260 out good because you aren't getting any 82 00:03:47,270 --> 00:03:50,140 dinner tonight anyways nice going donkey 83 00:03:50,150 --> 00:03:52,960 oops now we don't get frito chili pies 84 00:03:52,970 --> 00:03:55,990 like I give a [ __ ] why don't you go 85 00:03:56,000 --> 00:03:56,770 crying to mom 86 00:03:56,780 --> 00:04:03,400 if you feel like being a whiny baby what 87 00:04:03,410 --> 00:04:06,040 the [ __ ] Sonia why do you have food mom 88 00:04:06,050 --> 00:04:08,590 said we couldn't mom likes me best so 89 00:04:08,600 --> 00:04:10,630 she said I could have some as long as I 90 00:04:10,640 --> 00:04:12,449 don't give you any 91 00:04:12,459 --> 00:04:14,970 take these spoons I got em from the 92 00:04:14,980 --> 00:04:25,710 kitchen by hiding them in my butt crack 93 00:04:25,720 --> 00:04:28,110 Manek can I see that photo for a minute 94 00:04:28,120 --> 00:04:29,340 huh 95 00:04:29,350 --> 00:04:33,080 Oh xiu'er go right ahead 96 00:04:33,090 --> 00:04:35,720 you know it hasn't snowed even once and 97 00:04:35,730 --> 00:04:38,360 Christmas is just a few days away would 98 00:04:38,370 --> 00:04:40,159 and bringing in dad home for Christmas 99 00:04:40,169 --> 00:04:42,020 totally be the best present for momma 100 00:04:42,030 --> 00:04:43,370 ever 101 00:04:43,380 --> 00:04:47,240 then how about we go look for him on the 102 00:04:47,250 --> 00:04:50,330 back of this photo look do you see this 103 00:04:50,340 --> 00:04:53,210 message it has a number and address on 104 00:04:53,220 --> 00:04:55,340 it unfortunately the phone number 105 00:04:55,350 --> 00:04:56,270 doesn't work anymore 106 00:04:56,280 --> 00:04:58,460 but the address leads to a famous 107 00:04:58,470 --> 00:05:01,850 photographer maybe if we can find him we 108 00:05:01,860 --> 00:05:04,460 can get answers about how our father are 109 00:05:04,470 --> 00:05:07,310 you for real that's awesome who better 110 00:05:07,320 --> 00:05:09,650 to ask than the very man who took his 111 00:05:09,660 --> 00:05:11,990 photo then it's settled 112 00:05:12,000 --> 00:05:13,730 while mom and uncle Chuck are having 113 00:05:13,740 --> 00:05:19,590 dinner we will set out to find father 114 00:05:19,600 --> 00:05:22,650 kids I brought you some hot cocoa 115 00:05:22,660 --> 00:05:25,680 I see you are still mad at me Manic it's 116 00:05:25,690 --> 00:05:27,570 fine I don't blame you 117 00:05:27,580 --> 00:05:29,910 if you don't want to talk but you must 118 00:05:29,920 --> 00:05:32,310 understand there are reasons why I must 119 00:05:32,320 --> 00:05:35,100 keep these things from you kids sure 120 00:05:35,110 --> 00:05:38,070 oh why would your fatty your planet in 121 00:05:38,080 --> 00:05:40,440 thought that is conversation your 122 00:05:40,450 --> 00:05:44,430 respond to an adult yo-yo wish boy what 123 00:05:44,440 --> 00:05:46,520 age this is host appeal 124 00:05:46,530 --> 00:05:49,710 Elena deaf a Tony vote away 125 00:05:49,720 --> 00:05:56,790 Sonia and Monica gone too 126 00:05:56,800 --> 00:06:00,339 man there's a lot of people here isn't 127 00:06:00,349 --> 00:06:02,829 there look over there 128 00:06:02,839 --> 00:06:06,489 it's our only friends hey everyone 129 00:06:06,499 --> 00:06:09,999 perfect you all made it Manic what took 130 00:06:10,009 --> 00:06:12,820 your green bean looking at so long did 131 00:06:12,830 --> 00:06:15,699 you stop to take a smelly crap sorry 132 00:06:15,709 --> 00:06:16,359 about that 133 00:06:16,369 --> 00:06:18,999 we had to sneak out of the window window 134 00:06:19,009 --> 00:06:22,179 what the [ __ ] are you say on the phone 135 00:06:22,189 --> 00:06:23,859 you told me we were going to the new 136 00:06:23,869 --> 00:06:26,199 PlayStation 4 but calls a Nintendo and 137 00:06:26,209 --> 00:06:29,919 Xbox are for [ __ ] we have something 138 00:06:29,929 --> 00:06:33,129 even better than that show him says our 139 00:06:33,139 --> 00:06:35,019 father was in the picture but it has 140 00:06:35,029 --> 00:06:36,549 been torn out so now we're on an 141 00:06:36,559 --> 00:06:38,949 adventure to find him it's almost 142 00:06:38,959 --> 00:06:41,829 Christmas I should be eating fruit cakes 143 00:06:41,839 --> 00:06:43,899 and drinking eggnog until I poop my 144 00:06:43,909 --> 00:06:46,719 pants don't pull me into your fucked-up 145 00:06:46,729 --> 00:06:47,559 family story 146 00:06:47,569 --> 00:06:50,139 please Knuckles you have to help us even 147 00:06:50,149 --> 00:06:53,109 Sonic is in so much pain nothing would 148 00:06:53,119 --> 00:06:54,699 make his Christmas better than to bring 149 00:06:54,709 --> 00:06:59,169 our father home Oh [ __ ] are you 150 00:06:59,179 --> 00:07:04,839 lonesome not with you by my side oh look 151 00:07:04,849 --> 00:07:06,879 at you acting so tough I promise you 152 00:07:06,889 --> 00:07:08,379 [ __ ] I will make this the best 153 00:07:08,389 --> 00:07:09,129 Christmas ever 154 00:07:09,139 --> 00:07:13,509 just you wait where are those stupid ass 155 00:07:13,519 --> 00:07:16,540 [ __ ] hey Sonia 156 00:07:16,550 --> 00:07:20,219 isn't that your sexy uncle oh my God 157 00:07:20,229 --> 00:07:21,549 Loretta yari 158 00:07:21,559 --> 00:07:25,509 hit them yo Tokyo : promotion don't let 159 00:07:25,519 --> 00:07:28,269 him touch your butt what's going on 160 00:07:28,279 --> 00:07:30,429 why is your uncle chasing us is he 161 00:07:30,439 --> 00:07:32,799 finally trying to rape you I don't know 162 00:07:32,809 --> 00:07:34,809 but if he catches us it's all over just 163 00:07:34,819 --> 00:07:37,719 run and don't look back Hari Charles 164 00:07:37,729 --> 00:07:40,719 they're going to get away yo can throw 165 00:07:40,729 --> 00:07:41,820 at me 166 00:07:41,830 --> 00:07:45,600 everybody inside them that's Aviva 167 00:07:45,610 --> 00:07:54,809 let go of me you creep we'll be back in 168 00:07:54,819 --> 00:07:56,850 two weeks and when we do we will have to 169 00:07:56,860 --> 00:08:00,650 add with us 170 00:08:00,660 --> 00:08:18,030 [Music] 171 00:08:18,040 --> 00:08:21,040 he [ __ ] put down that book I need to 172 00:08:21,050 --> 00:08:23,470 ask you a question what question could 173 00:08:23,480 --> 00:08:25,120 you possibly have to interrupt i 174 00:08:25,130 --> 00:08:27,940 Knuckles the cool Echidna I call and hit 175 00:08:27,950 --> 00:08:29,800 but notice that you are the only one 176 00:08:29,810 --> 00:08:31,810 here who didn't compliment me on my new 177 00:08:31,820 --> 00:08:34,810 lipstick why is that are you gay are you 178 00:08:34,820 --> 00:08:37,060 a [ __ ] [ __ ] gay ass [ __ ] this 179 00:08:37,070 --> 00:08:40,360 lipstick cost me $300 where are your 180 00:08:40,370 --> 00:08:42,969 Goddamn manners listen I didn't even 181 00:08:42,979 --> 00:08:45,160 know you were with our group I thought 182 00:08:45,170 --> 00:08:47,250 you were Jared Leto from Suicide Squad 183 00:08:47,260 --> 00:08:50,500 Jade Lee I don't even know who the [ __ ] 184 00:08:50,510 --> 00:08:52,780 that is what I do know is that this 185 00:08:52,790 --> 00:08:55,000 makeup is very expensive and for you not 186 00:08:55,010 --> 00:08:57,640 to acknowledge how sexy it makes me well 187 00:08:57,650 --> 00:09:00,610 it's just plain mean of you you want to 188 00:09:00,620 --> 00:09:02,980 know what I think you slit people like 189 00:09:02,990 --> 00:09:05,110 you disgust me it's not the makeup you 190 00:09:05,120 --> 00:09:07,270 rub on your face and butt crack true 191 00:09:07,280 --> 00:09:09,610 beauty comes from the inside do you 192 00:09:09,620 --> 00:09:11,290 think anyone really cares that you have 193 00:09:11,300 --> 00:09:14,320 big boobies hell no [ __ ] the plastic 194 00:09:14,330 --> 00:09:16,270 surgery you constantly get on your ass 195 00:09:16,280 --> 00:09:18,460 it just made it look like you ate 196 00:09:18,470 --> 00:09:20,380 bowling balls if you really want people 197 00:09:20,390 --> 00:09:22,450 to like you how about you fix your 198 00:09:22,460 --> 00:09:25,420 attitude first but cause I ain't got 199 00:09:25,430 --> 00:09:34,429 time for stuck-up [ __ ] 200 00:09:34,439 --> 00:09:37,229 you know what I'm not through talking 201 00:09:37,239 --> 00:09:39,989 with you your ass is so [ __ ] big that 202 00:09:39,999 --> 00:09:41,639 when you stepped on the train it smack 203 00:09:41,649 --> 00:09:44,189 the kid in the face you talk like that 204 00:09:44,199 --> 00:09:45,359 is a bad thing 205 00:09:45,369 --> 00:09:47,910 everybody loves touching my ass you 206 00:09:47,920 --> 00:09:50,789 don't understand you kill that boy butt 207 00:09:50,799 --> 00:09:52,979 cheeks slammed into him with great forth 208 00:09:52,989 --> 00:09:55,409 how do you think his parents are going 209 00:09:55,419 --> 00:09:57,119 to feel when they realize their son is 210 00:09:57,129 --> 00:09:58,489 never coming home 211 00:09:58,499 --> 00:10:02,220 you should be ashamed of yourself I I 212 00:10:02,230 --> 00:10:03,889 never thought of it that way 213 00:10:03,899 --> 00:10:06,449 typical of a [ __ ] all you think about is 214 00:10:06,459 --> 00:10:15,619 yourself 215 00:10:15,629 --> 00:10:18,629 yo Mindy baby why you looking so sad for 216 00:10:18,639 --> 00:10:21,840 a sad face doesn't fit such a sexy [ __ ] 217 00:10:21,850 --> 00:10:24,689 oh Manic he said I look like I'd lead oh 218 00:10:24,699 --> 00:10:27,599 and so did the Train Dre and the worst 219 00:10:27,609 --> 00:10:29,669 part of it is I don't even know who that 220 00:10:29,679 --> 00:10:30,150 is 221 00:10:30,160 --> 00:10:32,519 well I mean you kind of do but who is he 222 00:10:32,529 --> 00:10:35,220 I never heard of the shed Leto before in 223 00:10:35,230 --> 00:10:37,559 my life that's because you're too busy 224 00:10:37,569 --> 00:10:39,659 being a [ __ ] [ __ ] he's the main 225 00:10:39,669 --> 00:10:41,999 character of ahead DC movie Suicide 226 00:10:42,009 --> 00:10:45,389 Squad here luckily I always carry a 227 00:10:45,399 --> 00:10:47,759 photo of him around wherever I go just 228 00:10:47,769 --> 00:10:50,999 don't put it in your butt haha sorry 229 00:10:51,009 --> 00:10:53,309 Manning but you can trick me this is 230 00:10:53,319 --> 00:10:55,439 just a photo of me I mean look at all 231 00:10:55,449 --> 00:10:59,860 that makeup no Mindy look closely 232 00:10:59,870 --> 00:11:02,650 way to wash down minute this isn't me 233 00:11:02,660 --> 00:11:06,640 who who is this that's Jared Leto baby I 234 00:11:06,650 --> 00:11:09,190 keep that photo in my pocket because he 235 00:11:09,200 --> 00:11:13,000 has green hair like me Manic do I really 236 00:11:13,010 --> 00:11:16,960 look like this Mindy why do you think 237 00:11:16,970 --> 00:11:18,940 when we have roleplay sex you're always 238 00:11:18,950 --> 00:11:22,540 the Joker how could you say such things 239 00:11:22,550 --> 00:11:24,550 to me Manic I taught you what my 240 00:11:24,560 --> 00:11:27,220 boyfriend that is it from this day 241 00:11:27,230 --> 00:11:30,610 forward we are over Manic Hedgehog Mindy 242 00:11:30,620 --> 00:11:34,360 please wait fine you know what I don't 243 00:11:34,370 --> 00:11:35,860 need you [ __ ] 244 00:11:35,870 --> 00:12:02,400 [Music] 245 00:12:02,410 --> 00:12:09,170 you 246 00:12:09,180 --> 00:12:11,340 some are saying that the photographer 247 00:12:11,350 --> 00:12:13,620 studio is all the way out here in the 248 00:12:13,630 --> 00:12:16,740 forest yeah I don't know about this are 249 00:12:16,750 --> 00:12:18,300 you shooting he lives out here [ __ ] 250 00:12:18,310 --> 00:12:21,000 that's what it says on his website his 251 00:12:21,010 --> 00:12:22,680 house is on the other side of the forest 252 00:12:22,690 --> 00:12:25,260 right on the edge of a cliff overlooking 253 00:12:25,270 --> 00:12:27,450 the ocean come on you guys are thinking 254 00:12:27,460 --> 00:12:28,560 too much into it 255 00:12:28,570 --> 00:12:31,290 the man is old he probably just moved 256 00:12:31,300 --> 00:12:33,660 out here to get away from it all now 257 00:12:33,670 --> 00:12:34,320 let's go 258 00:12:34,330 --> 00:12:36,510 the sooner we meet him the sooner we can 259 00:12:36,520 --> 00:12:39,120 find out where our daddy is my bro is 260 00:12:39,130 --> 00:12:41,280 right everybody let's make like a bunch 261 00:12:41,290 --> 00:12:50,440 of bananas and split come on BART levy 262 00:12:50,450 --> 00:12:52,370 [Music] 263 00:12:52,380 --> 00:12:56,160 fart levy what's wrong don't you want to 264 00:12:56,170 --> 00:12:58,920 come with me to learn about my daddy 265 00:12:58,930 --> 00:13:02,390 [Music] 266 00:13:02,400 --> 00:13:06,150 Beach this is your journey not mine this 267 00:13:06,160 --> 00:13:07,950 is something that you should face by 268 00:13:07,960 --> 00:13:09,990 Yosa you've been looking for your daddy 269 00:13:10,000 --> 00:13:12,300 your entire life and now you have a 270 00:13:12,310 --> 00:13:14,610 chance to find him what you're about to 271 00:13:14,620 --> 00:13:17,010 find may be life-changing it's not my 272 00:13:17,020 --> 00:13:19,590 place to be there when it happens you 273 00:13:19,600 --> 00:13:21,900 always rely on me to do everything but 274 00:13:21,910 --> 00:13:24,350 now it's time to use your own strength 275 00:13:24,360 --> 00:13:27,090 but Bart levy I don't have any strength 276 00:13:27,100 --> 00:13:30,240 I rely on you so much because because I 277 00:13:30,250 --> 00:13:33,060 need you I'm I'm [ __ ] weak I'm 278 00:13:33,070 --> 00:13:35,310 nothing without you Bart levy that's why 279 00:13:35,320 --> 00:13:38,370 I need you there that's not true it was 280 00:13:38,380 --> 00:13:40,110 your decision to come all the way here 281 00:13:40,120 --> 00:13:42,780 to find him was it not if you ask me 282 00:13:42,790 --> 00:13:44,850 that alone is a sign of how strong you 283 00:13:44,860 --> 00:13:47,250 are now go on your daddy might be 284 00:13:47,260 --> 00:13:49,260 waiting for you just as you are waiting 285 00:13:49,270 --> 00:13:52,140 to see him I'll be waiting right here 286 00:13:52,150 --> 00:13:54,180 for you when you get back ready to spank 287 00:13:54,190 --> 00:13:55,790 your cute little ass 288 00:13:55,800 --> 00:13:58,980 Bart levy thank you I'll be back as soon 289 00:13:58,990 --> 00:14:04,000 as possible so please wait for me 290 00:14:04,010 --> 00:14:09,390 [Music] 291 00:14:09,400 --> 00:14:11,890 Master Bart levy forgive me but I 292 00:14:11,900 --> 00:14:14,920 couldn't help but overhear elfrid I 293 00:14:14,930 --> 00:14:16,660 thought I told you to go wait at the 294 00:14:16,670 --> 00:14:19,060 airport I understand I will go there 295 00:14:19,070 --> 00:14:22,810 right away but first I must know why are 296 00:14:22,820 --> 00:14:24,700 you making Sonic go through this you're 297 00:14:24,710 --> 00:14:27,850 the richest man alive surely with your 298 00:14:27,860 --> 00:14:29,950 money and information you could find 299 00:14:29,960 --> 00:14:33,360 Sonic's father without all this work 300 00:14:33,370 --> 00:14:35,769 could it be that that you don't want 301 00:14:35,779 --> 00:14:39,370 Sonic to find his father if I may ask is 302 00:14:39,380 --> 00:14:41,200 it the cause of the relationship you had 303 00:14:41,210 --> 00:14:43,990 with your father that you're afraid for 304 00:14:44,000 --> 00:14:51,110 Sonic 305 00:14:51,120 --> 00:14:53,480 do you think this is the place it was 306 00:14:53,490 --> 00:14:55,160 appointed for walk from the road don't 307 00:14:55,170 --> 00:14:57,710 you think [ __ ] it has to be the taxi 308 00:14:57,720 --> 00:14:59,569 driver said that are really famous 309 00:14:59,579 --> 00:15:01,790 photographer lives up here yet but he 310 00:15:01,800 --> 00:15:03,530 also said eight little boys wound up 311 00:15:03,540 --> 00:15:05,119 missing in this part of the forest in 312 00:15:05,129 --> 00:15:08,190 the past week 313 00:15:08,200 --> 00:15:10,990 the door is open silly you can come 314 00:15:11,000 --> 00:15:12,790 right on in I'm just taking a [ __ ] but 315 00:15:12,800 --> 00:15:14,400 I'll be right out 316 00:15:14,410 --> 00:15:16,840 damn [ __ ] I've been waiting for you 317 00:15:16,850 --> 00:15:19,900 what took you so long I was so bored I 318 00:15:19,910 --> 00:15:21,910 already started slathering my nipples 319 00:15:21,920 --> 00:15:23,650 with whipped cream how about you get 320 00:15:23,660 --> 00:15:25,660 over here and start licking it off like 321 00:15:25,670 --> 00:15:28,270 a good [ __ ] huh you're not my 322 00:15:28,280 --> 00:15:29,860 four-year-old nephew who the hell are 323 00:15:29,870 --> 00:15:32,230 you or well I don't give a [ __ ] who you 324 00:15:32,240 --> 00:15:34,180 are the fact that you're alone means 325 00:15:34,190 --> 00:15:35,590 there's no one here to stop me from 326 00:15:35,600 --> 00:15:41,460 being whatever the hell I want 327 00:15:41,470 --> 00:15:44,400 oh oh I see you're not alone um ignore 328 00:15:44,410 --> 00:15:46,770 what I just said what are you all doing 329 00:15:46,780 --> 00:15:49,650 here we are here to ask you about Howard 330 00:15:49,660 --> 00:15:51,810 AD we are the children of Queen Aleena 331 00:15:51,820 --> 00:15:54,210 we found this photo that you took of our 332 00:15:54,220 --> 00:15:56,520 parents when they were younger if the 333 00:15:56,530 --> 00:15:58,260 message on the back is anything to go by 334 00:15:58,270 --> 00:16:06,480 you really knew our dad didn't you 335 00:16:06,490 --> 00:16:09,030 so the three of you are the children of 336 00:16:09,040 --> 00:16:10,770 Queen Aleena I can see the family 337 00:16:10,780 --> 00:16:13,590 resemblance yes I did take that photo I 338 00:16:13,600 --> 00:16:15,630 guess you could say that I'm a family 339 00:16:15,640 --> 00:16:18,120 friend speaking of which how is your 340 00:16:18,130 --> 00:16:20,160 uncle Chuck doing I haven't seen him 341 00:16:20,170 --> 00:16:21,870 since he forcefully spanked my sister's 342 00:16:21,880 --> 00:16:24,150 ass and got arrested he's the greatest 343 00:16:24,160 --> 00:16:26,070 uncle ever he took us to the mall last 344 00:16:26,080 --> 00:16:28,410 week and bought us chicken nuggets you 345 00:16:28,420 --> 00:16:30,150 blew brother seems to have gotten a lot 346 00:16:30,160 --> 00:16:32,130 of looks from his uncle no wonder he's 347 00:16:32,140 --> 00:16:34,440 so sexy IFS taking all of my strength 348 00:16:34,450 --> 00:16:36,720 not to throw him over the table and [ __ ] 349 00:16:36,730 --> 00:16:39,210 his [ __ ] riot here speaking of which 350 00:16:39,220 --> 00:16:40,920 do you think you could turn around for 351 00:16:40,930 --> 00:16:43,820 me for a second 352 00:16:43,830 --> 00:16:48,800 like this Wow your butt is so big you 353 00:16:48,810 --> 00:16:51,530 really are your father's son I can still 354 00:16:51,540 --> 00:16:53,329 remember the day that time at your 355 00:16:53,339 --> 00:16:55,670 father he got into a huge fistfight in 356 00:16:55,680 --> 00:16:57,949 my front lawn and got knocked the [ __ ] 357 00:16:57,959 --> 00:17:00,410 out it was even before the three of you 358 00:17:00,420 --> 00:17:06,370 were born 359 00:17:06,380 --> 00:17:09,560 well honey today is the day you are 360 00:17:09,570 --> 00:17:12,710 finally going to meet my father don't be 361 00:17:12,720 --> 00:17:14,870 too nervous he's not so bad 362 00:17:14,880 --> 00:17:18,250 unless your rocket is because would 363 00:17:18,260 --> 00:17:21,680 listen before you all the other rivers 364 00:17:21,690 --> 00:17:23,990 in else totally awesome it is both check 365 00:17:24,000 --> 00:17:27,560 sorry okay whatever yo go mingle Domingo 366 00:17:27,570 --> 00:17:29,510 neutral is a variable for big man and if 367 00:17:29,520 --> 00:17:31,820 they catch a co-starring it which way up 368 00:17:31,830 --> 00:17:37,070 yoga's OC log yesterday already Charles 369 00:17:37,080 --> 00:17:38,480 stop trying to scare him 370 00:17:38,490 --> 00:17:40,850 don't listen to my stupid brother you're 371 00:17:40,860 --> 00:17:45,740 gonna do fine thomna face fast quickly 372 00:17:45,750 --> 00:17:50,330 act not so your attorney wants to marry 373 00:17:50,340 --> 00:17:50,870 my daughter 374 00:17:50,880 --> 00:17:55,100 ooh he wat si yo rock Latino team boot a 375 00:17:55,110 --> 00:17:57,650 little bit sh watermark is your teens yo 376 00:17:57,660 --> 00:18:00,020 reward a note for me Delta let alone a 377 00:18:00,030 --> 00:18:04,460 mean Ocean Alto he say you are aware 378 00:18:04,470 --> 00:18:07,700 inert you enemy kutis it at last yo hot 379 00:18:07,710 --> 00:18:11,860 rod Dustin music I totally Loretta truth 380 00:18:11,870 --> 00:18:15,590 hey yo know what yo my own Road 381 00:18:15,600 --> 00:18:18,500 reservoir theory it in educated on who 382 00:18:18,510 --> 00:18:21,350 Stephanie what's your favorite a 383 00:18:21,360 --> 00:18:30,760 Vocaloid miniskirt herbs ear open me cut 384 00:18:30,770 --> 00:18:35,590 costing not eight 385 00:18:35,600 --> 00:18:37,720 place a host an eatery a little bit on 386 00:18:37,730 --> 00:18:40,060 here it's almost over 387 00:18:40,070 --> 00:18:42,910 what the book what are you checking out 388 00:18:42,920 --> 00:18:46,210 me as hosting that's it put a man WAP 389 00:18:46,220 --> 00:18:47,310 bish 390 00:18:47,320 --> 00:18:59,169 [Music] 391 00:18:59,179 --> 00:19:02,630 Wow so this entire Beach belongs to you 392 00:19:02,640 --> 00:19:05,120 you must be rich as [ __ ] I wonder how 393 00:19:05,130 --> 00:19:06,830 much you would pay to [ __ ] me in the ass 394 00:19:06,840 --> 00:19:09,320 oh you naughty little [ __ ] don't play 395 00:19:09,330 --> 00:19:11,090 dumb we all know you let me [ __ ] you in 396 00:19:11,100 --> 00:19:11,930 the ass for free 397 00:19:11,940 --> 00:19:14,600 a big fat ads like yours is just 398 00:19:14,610 --> 00:19:16,250 screaming for attention it's saying 399 00:19:16,260 --> 00:19:18,860 spank me daddy spank me spank me hard 400 00:19:18,870 --> 00:19:20,870 punish me daddy 401 00:19:20,880 --> 00:19:23,600 damn he is really going to town on her 402 00:19:23,610 --> 00:19:25,520 ass just imagine his skill in the 403 00:19:25,530 --> 00:19:28,130 bedroom hey old man maybe you should 404 00:19:28,140 --> 00:19:30,140 consider sexual harassing somebody your 405 00:19:30,150 --> 00:19:32,570 own age instead of you know my [ __ ] 406 00:19:32,580 --> 00:19:35,150 girlfriend girlfriend we broke up 407 00:19:35,160 --> 00:19:37,100 remember or have you already come 408 00:19:37,110 --> 00:19:39,650 crawling back like a [ __ ] if I want to 409 00:19:39,660 --> 00:19:41,510 seventy year old man grew up in my ass 410 00:19:41,520 --> 00:19:44,600 that's my choice whatever hey old man 411 00:19:44,610 --> 00:19:46,610 are you going to tell us who our father 412 00:19:46,620 --> 00:19:49,340 is or what that's right I suppose I 413 00:19:49,350 --> 00:19:51,200 should tell you about him I kept you all 414 00:19:51,210 --> 00:19:54,020 waiting long enough for starters his 415 00:19:54,030 --> 00:19:56,360 name is damn that you've got a big ass 416 00:19:56,370 --> 00:19:58,030 son of a [ __ ] 417 00:19:58,040 --> 00:20:04,660 bro are you out of your [ __ ] mind 418 00:20:04,670 --> 00:20:07,430 just hold on I've got you I won't let 419 00:20:07,440 --> 00:20:09,650 you fall you little shits you better not 420 00:20:09,660 --> 00:20:11,450 let me fall [ __ ] this is your fault 421 00:20:11,460 --> 00:20:15,279 [Music] 422 00:20:15,289 --> 00:20:18,080 tell us well or daddies which I ain't 423 00:20:18,090 --> 00:20:18,830 telling you [ __ ] 424 00:20:18,840 --> 00:20:21,109 until you pull me back up tell us and 425 00:20:21,119 --> 00:20:23,180 we'll pull you up all we wanted a name 426 00:20:23,190 --> 00:20:25,849 damn it bro I don't think I can hold him 427 00:20:25,859 --> 00:20:27,979 for much longer the poop in his pants 428 00:20:27,989 --> 00:20:30,469 just added about 20 more pounds please 429 00:20:30,479 --> 00:20:33,100 no I don't want today 430 00:20:33,110 --> 00:20:56,500 [Music] 431 00:20:56,510 --> 00:20:58,650 you 432 00:20:58,660 --> 00:21:01,919 [Music] 433 00:21:01,929 --> 00:21:07,320 you 434 00:21:12,330 --> 00:21:14,390 kids where the ever-loving [ __ ] did you 435 00:21:14,400 --> 00:21:16,190 go we're sorry mama 436 00:21:16,200 --> 00:21:17,930 we tried to get home sooner but we 437 00:21:17,940 --> 00:21:19,820 didn't think we would be away for so 438 00:21:19,830 --> 00:21:21,250 long 439 00:21:21,260 --> 00:21:23,919 do you have any idea how worried I was I 440 00:21:23,929 --> 00:21:26,710 probably [ __ ] my pants eight times out 441 00:21:26,720 --> 00:21:29,470 of fear of what might happen to you kids 442 00:21:29,480 --> 00:21:31,810 so what a studly blemish that your went 443 00:21:31,820 --> 00:21:34,750 talking about that we never found him no 444 00:21:34,760 --> 00:21:36,610 matter how hard we looked we just 445 00:21:36,620 --> 00:21:38,860 couldn't find daddy but on our journey 446 00:21:38,870 --> 00:21:40,480 we found something else something 447 00:21:40,490 --> 00:21:42,340 greater and what you said that your 448 00:21:42,350 --> 00:21:44,710 phone followed we found out that we 449 00:21:44,720 --> 00:21:46,330 don't need a dad in our lives to be 450 00:21:46,340 --> 00:21:50,950 happy 451 00:21:50,960 --> 00:21:53,810 you see [ __ ] you are so caught up in 452 00:21:53,820 --> 00:21:55,520 looking at the future that you want with 453 00:21:55,530 --> 00:21:57,470 your death that you completely ignored 454 00:21:57,480 --> 00:21:59,120 the family and friends that have been 455 00:21:59,130 --> 00:22:01,730 with you all along you shouldn't waste 456 00:22:01,740 --> 00:22:03,770 your time looking for somebody who 457 00:22:03,780 --> 00:22:06,070 doesn't want to be found but instead 458 00:22:06,080 --> 00:22:08,299 spending time with those who make you 459 00:22:08,309 --> 00:22:11,660 happy new friends are the best family 460 00:22:11,670 --> 00:22:13,010 the tanne body could ever have in the 461 00:22:13,020 --> 00:22:18,620 world it's as they say friends are the 462 00:22:18,630 --> 00:22:20,360 family we make along the way 463 00:22:20,370 --> 00:22:22,840 I don't need it end to be heavy 464 00:22:22,850 --> 00:22:25,760 especially one who walked out on someone 465 00:22:25,770 --> 00:22:29,060 as great as my mom you're right Sonic 466 00:22:29,070 --> 00:22:31,070 we were always jealous of other people 467 00:22:31,080 --> 00:22:33,200 because they had two parents when in 468 00:22:33,210 --> 00:22:35,210 reality it's dad who should be jealous 469 00:22:35,220 --> 00:22:38,299 of us the cause with our friends we have 470 00:22:38,309 --> 00:22:40,370 the best family ever even better than if 471 00:22:40,380 --> 00:22:46,490 he was here I am an akai just gotta see 472 00:22:46,500 --> 00:22:48,830 the way you push that by with the cliff 473 00:22:48,840 --> 00:22:51,860 was really cool you were so manly well 474 00:22:51,870 --> 00:22:54,470 what I'm trying to say is do you want to 475 00:22:54,480 --> 00:22:56,840 get back to they I guess so it looks 476 00:22:56,850 --> 00:22:58,460 like you couldn't stay away from Daddy 477 00:22:58,470 --> 00:23:01,400 too long you sexy [ __ ] 478 00:23:01,410 --> 00:23:06,070 Manic Manic what's wrong 479 00:23:06,080 --> 00:23:09,220 it's nothing glad to have you back sugar 480 00:23:09,230 --> 00:23:12,970 tits come on everybody we're going to 481 00:23:12,980 --> 00:23:15,040 take a family photo everybody gather 482 00:23:15,050 --> 00:23:23,120 around 483 00:23:23,130 --> 00:23:23,410 [Applause] 484 00:23:23,420 --> 00:23:31,000 [Music] 485 00:23:31,010 --> 00:23:34,390 Oh 486 00:23:34,400 --> 00:23:39,430 [Music] 487 00:23:39,440 --> 00:23:41,490 Oh is the place in your heart where 488 00:23:41,500 --> 00:23:44,880 memories 489 00:23:44,890 --> 00:23:51,670 [Music] 490 00:23:57,810 --> 00:24:01,940 [Applause] 491 00:24:01,950 --> 00:24:17,050 [Music] 492 00:24:27,280 --> 00:24:31,030 you 493 00:24:31,040 --> 00:24:40,400 [Applause] 494 00:24:40,410 --> 00:24:41,730 damn it 495 00:24:41,740 --> 00:24:44,430 damn it all I can't believe they pushed 496 00:24:44,440 --> 00:24:47,580 me off the cliff I could have died what 497 00:24:47,590 --> 00:24:50,150 the group of [ __ ] hey what's that 498 00:24:50,160 --> 00:24:52,470 upon that hilltop there's there's 499 00:24:52,480 --> 00:24:55,080 somebody standing up there who are you 500 00:24:55,090 --> 00:24:57,630 please can you come down here and help 501 00:24:57,640 --> 00:25:00,810 me I am hurt 502 00:25:00,820 --> 00:25:04,170 wait no there isn't just one there is 503 00:25:04,180 --> 00:25:16,650 more people coming up were they 504 00:25:16,660 --> 00:25:19,720 thank you thank you so much for finding 505 00:25:19,730 --> 00:25:22,540 me I am hurt very bad who did this 506 00:25:22,550 --> 00:25:26,440 failure was it them then what do you 507 00:25:26,450 --> 00:25:28,360 mean by them shut up 508 00:25:28,370 --> 00:25:30,960 we're the ones asking the questions here 509 00:25:30,970 --> 00:25:34,180 do you understand that [ __ ] you aren't 510 00:25:34,190 --> 00:25:36,370 wearing any pants right now it wouldn't 511 00:25:36,380 --> 00:25:38,170 take much effort to [ __ ] you in the ass 512 00:25:38,180 --> 00:25:40,630 so I suggest you cooperate if you want 513 00:25:40,640 --> 00:25:43,210 to live okay okay I'll tell you 514 00:25:43,220 --> 00:25:47,080 everything just don't shoot we saw Sonic 515 00:25:47,090 --> 00:25:49,090 the Hedgehog and his family talking with 516 00:25:49,100 --> 00:25:50,830 you earlier what they hell did they want 517 00:25:50,840 --> 00:25:53,530 with they only wanted to meet me because 518 00:25:53,540 --> 00:25:55,780 I took a family photo for their parents 519 00:25:55,790 --> 00:25:57,910 long ago that's it 520 00:25:57,920 --> 00:26:02,170 I'm not lying to you what do you guys 521 00:26:02,180 --> 00:26:05,260 think it doesn't seem like he's lying to 522 00:26:05,270 --> 00:26:06,610 us you're right 523 00:26:06,620 --> 00:26:10,630 he doesn't but even still as long as he 524 00:26:10,640 --> 00:26:13,600 lives the Hedgehogs have an ally we must 525 00:26:13,610 --> 00:26:16,180 kill him no you can't do this we had a 526 00:26:16,190 --> 00:26:19,110 deal I'm gonna enjoy this 527 00:26:19,120 --> 00:26:24,100 don't shoot him yet I wish to speak with 528 00:26:24,110 --> 00:26:25,560 him 529 00:26:25,570 --> 00:26:33,549 [Music] 530 00:26:33,559 --> 00:26:36,380 greetings so you are the one who spoke 531 00:26:36,390 --> 00:26:39,110 with Sonic the Hedgehog today which 532 00:26:39,120 --> 00:26:43,010 waited the go for you at least do the 533 00:26:43,020 --> 00:26:44,930 honors of telling me who you are before 534 00:26:44,940 --> 00:26:49,700 I spill the beans on that day I went 535 00:26:49,710 --> 00:26:53,330 into that haunted house when I went in I 536 00:26:53,340 --> 00:26:55,970 had everything a beautiful wife a son 537 00:26:55,980 --> 00:26:58,220 and everything I could ever dream of but 538 00:26:58,230 --> 00:27:01,370 when I came out I lost it all my wife my 539 00:27:01,380 --> 00:27:04,250 son my money everything all the cause of 540 00:27:04,260 --> 00:27:09,350 one man enough for you my name is not 541 00:27:09,360 --> 00:27:15,380 important I have dedicated my life to 542 00:27:15,390 --> 00:27:17,330 getting revenge against Uncle Chuck and 543 00:27:17,340 --> 00:27:20,690 his family and not just them but their 544 00:27:20,700 --> 00:27:23,000 friends as well every single one of them 545 00:27:23,010 --> 00:27:25,640 all of our lives have been ruined and 546 00:27:25,650 --> 00:27:28,970 they are to blame for that but who just 547 00:27:28,980 --> 00:27:32,630 who the hell are all of you you can call 548 00:27:32,640 --> 00:27:38,430 us the boys 549 00:27:38,440 --> 00:27:40,750 together we will defeat the sounding 550 00:27:40,760 --> 00:27:44,680 Underground now come let us go you're 551 00:27:44,690 --> 00:27:45,850 not going to kill me 552 00:27:45,860 --> 00:27:48,010 no because you two have been hurt by 553 00:27:48,020 --> 00:27:50,860 Sonic and his friends we are willing to 554 00:27:50,870 --> 00:27:57,400 give you an offer in one week's time you 555 00:27:57,410 --> 00:27:59,470 will join us if not it means you have 556 00:27:59,480 --> 00:28:02,010 sided with them and you also will die 557 00:28:02,020 --> 00:28:05,740 choose wisely [ __ ]