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sup everyone television 5 you with a

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very special video today now I just got

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done watching true story

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you're the Disney moving [ __ ] I've never

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washed it until today because like my

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parents as a kid they would let me watch

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it cuz would they they told me that

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buzzer were there like gay and [ __ ] like

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I guess they have butt sex like that

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they told me it was for adults only so I

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wasn't out to watch it now I only was

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like 50 minutes of the movie so I I

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guess that counts as wasn't home movie

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for me so let me talk about the two

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things I liked about it one really wore

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yellow like Bobby and he kind of had

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blue pants too like they were jeans so I

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guess you could say they're blue so like

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you're like a walking about Bardonic

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pictures if you ask me in Moroccan bars

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also had a really big ass like I guess

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like I don't know how dizzy let that

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through but it was big as far I'd I'd

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own them actually I don't man but how

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big it was because I just I just was

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like 15 minutes but in my mind it's the

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well member of bothers ass was huge like

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I'm not kidding and [ __ ] like it it was

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like suck on ground like how all the

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characters are gonna have big asses but

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it wasn't as good a sock on the ground

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if you're catching my drift

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another thing I wanted to talk about was

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they he his boys his armor was like

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green and [ __ ] like Mac the Hedgehog and

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he also had like this a weird purple

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right extinct around his head which car

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made him look like Queen Aleena rock

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songs mama you know cuz she had she has

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like purple hair and shared lock lock

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buzzes latex thing with purple now let

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me just say my mama wasn't kidding me

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when she said that brother woody when I

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gasps [ __ ]

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like I was in 10-minute and it's in the

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video when Buzz Lightyear came flying in

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and

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outside the wrapping the buzzer woody

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we're gonna have sex raw on Andy's floor

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but that didn't happen obviously like

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maybe happens today in the film I don't

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know I'd only watch 50 minutes so to end

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off this review I'll just state the

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obvious you don't you don't have to

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watch the Toy Story if you're gonna

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watch anything go watch Sonic

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Underground if you want a show with

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actual good [ __ ] like like you want good

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music go to sock on down you want cool

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fatties

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go to sock on around you want to cool

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that [ __ ] that's not buzzing way the

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Bionic [ __ ] I mean that's all I gotta

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say like why'd you [ __ ] Buzz Lightyear

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with really when you can ship the best

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ship of them all Dalby monk failed resin

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x's [ __ ] sock the Hedgehog like it it

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just don't make sense [ __ ] how how much

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more clear do I gotta make this I mean

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the love between Buzz and Woody pales in

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comparison to the love of the lovers

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the reason Sonica Bobby's love all the

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powers buzzing Woody's not ten falling

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[ __ ] is is because you could tell sock

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about like they love each other

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unlike buzzer worthy the well they just

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don't [ __ ] I mean if you like to see

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I'm not bashing you and [ __ ]

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I'm just saying you got you got [ __ ]

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taste you could be watching sock on

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around but you're not I mean I'm sorry

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but your [ __ ] stupid [ __ ]