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this is [ __ ] I don't want to spend

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another day at the bitch I want to be at

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home playing video games not watching

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your uncle shucks lather more sunscreen

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on his smelly butt cheeks come on dude

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we had so much fun yesterday

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listen cracker the only fun I had

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yesterday was when I took a poop in the

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ocean and nobody noticed I'm going to

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make like diarrhea and run catch you

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guys on the flip side sorry we're late

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everyone

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Mandy needed some help fitting into her

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swimsuit here my boobs are like monster

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trucks in the small bikini hahaha you

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know maybe coming back out here wasn't

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such a bad idea

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God damn

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[ __ ] [ __ ] those are some nice butt

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cheeks hey Sonia nice boobies oh I mean

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nice day today isn't it

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haha Oh Knuckles you're so funny it's

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it's not like I wanted to grab your

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[ __ ] boobies or anything haha oh Knox

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you silly you hey what can I say us

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Jamaicans are crazy as [ __ ] hahaha help

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with sunscreen what was that dude

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why the hell are you acting like such a

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[ __ ] damn you're sick checking out my big

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fat ass what the hell's your problem man

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now go climb up that tree over there and

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get some coconuts Robotnik bet me like

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20 bucks that he could crush one between

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his thighs okay um just smell that

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tropical air it's so quaint and rustic I

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agree this place is a whole lot earlier

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than your pool at home but I'm having a

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lot of fun well that's the only thing

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that matters isn't it come now Beach

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let's join the others it appears

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somebody is making an announcement

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attention attention everyone please be

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quiet for just one minute the hell do

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you want

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yeah Rhea pants we Tito your women evil

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man I'm glad you asked now if you would

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all take a look at the pamphlet I handed

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out this morning

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go on now I made sure that everyone one

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of you got one

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so no lying [ __ ] do you hear me

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what you see before you is the special

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bonding activity that I scheduled for

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today's event

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I call it robotics badasses and castle

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competition I thought it would add some

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healthy competition so everybody split

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up into teams of two well there's an odd

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amount of us so I guess the one sad

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lonely [ __ ] all alone will have to be

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the judge haha oh I see you're all

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already forming into your teams hey

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Charles remember yesterday you want to

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be on my team oh I see you already have

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a partner no it's fine I'll ask someone

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else

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pace Leto I see you have a partner also

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hey Manik my [ __ ] the teams have been

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decided from here on out you put all

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your trust in your partner because no

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one wants to be with me

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i Robotnik will be the judge and now let

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us begin the first annual Robotnik's

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badass sandcastle building competition

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you go Manic I'm rooting for you sugar

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beet quick the guys

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Knuckles take your gloves off all of the

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sand is sticking to them like goop

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sticks to toilet paper now don't worry

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about it bro it's all good no it isn't

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[ __ ] look all of the sand it's sticking

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to a your glove it's ruining everything

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take them off how about you shut it

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greenbean talk me like that again and

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your heads going in my butt crack do you

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understand

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white boy hey Knuckles can I ask you

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something yeah man

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shoot what's up what exactly are those

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spikes on your gloves like are they part

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of your head like some deformity or some

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[ __ ] are you for real as if I got these

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gloves on Craigslist

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the calls they make me look like a

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[ __ ] bad-ass no one wants to mess

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with a guy who wears these bad boys well

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so those spikes on your hands are just a

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part of your gloves haha of course they

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are don't [ __ ] here take a look see my

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hand is the same as yours

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Charles I picked you out as my partner

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but calls you our fellow man men know

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how to build things it is in our nature

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to do hard labor then go home and [ __ ]

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our [ __ ]

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er eh I know and that's why I am leaving

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the design of our sandcastle to you

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whatever you want to make I will do what

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is in my power to make your idea into a

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reality which yo say what we made our

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way it isn't so much an idea Woodmoor yo

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[ __ ] it on 22 tobias and costly

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buta sculptor a sculptor e of their own

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hol of a in believer the only one ever

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left me see they meet email of Ned and

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was al Weiss today who AM prima donna

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Heather their most that is what even NOx

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emission costly and Danny chill call

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create a boutonniere equal passe on a

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widow interest Antalya spookiness

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gloriosa machi read in front of tessen

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bullet this which is teh foking teeth

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know where Emily already found some even

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a solution show curry asan is a call

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cannot read delete whose your watchman

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is you make it a most badass monolith of

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public this world has ever seen

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Charles your vision is worthy of even

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the toughest men I will try

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no I will make this the best sandcastle

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ever even if my life depended on it

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you

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he kindled it all very clear we are

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sorry about that I kind of accidentally

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took a dump on so I tried to remake it

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in my image instead

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hey guys is that your sandcastle not

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half-bat might even be runner-up for

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second place but what is it supposed to

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be you see that seashell that represents

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a sexy woman with big boobs she is

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making bologna sandwiches to serve to

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the man which is signified by the candy

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wrapper

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it's the never-ending cycle that woman

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are beneath us waiting on hand and foot

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in the kitchen oh well what's that

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crushed bear can over in the corner for

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not in Ryoji a host a lucky queer and

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primero couldent fin de rebecca can do

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you know how we're going to decorate the

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sandcastle here yay I'm gonna make it

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look just like Barbie's Dreamhouse that

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sounds like fun

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look here's a pretty seashell right here

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now where should I put this maybe right

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no oh okay well maybe over here then no

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not there either

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stop it don't you know anything about

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Barbie's Dreamhouse you dumb [ __ ]

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hey hey [ __ ] what's the prize for first

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place prizes there are no prizes damn it

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Sonia let's just stop we can't do that

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what about the competition do you really

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want to be a quitting [ __ ]

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Sonia your brother and his boyfriend

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Barca be made a complete recreation of

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the lost city of Atlantis Robotnik

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already gave them the trophy and went

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home

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Barnaby hired the three best artists in

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the entire world to make it in like five

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minutes this competition was over before

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it even began hey Beach do you see that

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Island over there you mean the coast of

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Australia yeah I bought that Oh Bart

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levy I had so much fun today thank you

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so much for spending time with me and

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this amazing sandcastle I couldn't have

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done it without you no Beach it is I who

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must thank you for having such a big ass

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[Music]

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[Applause]

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[Music]