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okay bro time to put your money where

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your mouth is and show Robotnik what's

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up you really know how to motivate a guy

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with his balls my green bro juice sit

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there and watch

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hey Robotnik do you have a ghost seat I

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wouldn't want you to miss the action

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don't you dare take your eyes off my

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balls

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Goddamnit those are some huge [ __ ]

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butt cheeks I just want to push him over

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and slamming his butt over and over

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again with great force jesus [ __ ]

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christ holy [ __ ] he look so Goddamn hot

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as a spicy burrito from Taco Bell the

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way has shirt is unbuttoned oh man I can

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barely keep it in my pants he just needs

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to bend me over right here and pound my

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ass into oblivion

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that is disgusting look at him over

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there stuffing his face with nachos and

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cheese dip does he have no manners why

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does his hair look like green beans

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why is he green anyway while my [ __ ]

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blue this place is a complete mess I was

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going to buy it but now I'm having

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second thoughts well tis that brown

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stain over there

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you have to be kidding me is that a

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[ __ ] poop stain

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that's a [ __ ] group stayin

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oh wow did you see that Robotnik that

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Hedgehog got a strike on his first bowl

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we might be in trouble

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I am your master who will call me your

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roundness cause I am fat and round or

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daddy do you understand yes Daddy good

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now you ladies see there and watch me

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you're about to see the balls of the man

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who took over the planet Mobius

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you see that I did that on purpose now

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the other pins will be easier to hit

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watch this

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Manic baby why is everybody still

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wearing their clothes aren't we going to

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play with boss [ __ ] that was cute the

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past ten times you said it but not right

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now stop with the jokes and get out

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there it's your turn and everybody is

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waiting

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Oh Manic I'm so confused this isn't what

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when I say you do something you [ __ ]

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do it without question

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know your place [ __ ] get up [ __ ] can't

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you see my friends and family are over

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there stop embarrassing me get up get up

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I said get up right now

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bro are you sure Mandi is as good as you

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think bro I told you already

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she's the best there is she told me

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so uh how exactly did the conversation

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with her go

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paym indeed you might if I talk with you

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for a minute

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you see I'm looking for a replacement on

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our bowling team are you good at playing

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with balls Manik I play with balls every

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night you won't find someone who can't

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play with Boyles better than I can

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well every night that's awesome you have

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to be amazing then you got that right

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big boy so who's going to be there

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everybody of course we are all going

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together everyone well Manica I didn't

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know you were into that kind of thing

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into it baby I am obsessed with it

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you wouldn't believe the kind of things

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that go down at the bowling alley

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everybody and I mean everybody pulls out

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their balls one time even Randy from

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down the street was there he is such a

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huge fan he couldn't take his eyes off

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my balls isn't Randy like three years

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old did nobody call the police actually

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a police officer just so happened to

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drive by while it was going on he

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wouldn't stop pushing his balls in

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Brandis face our Uncle Chuck ended up

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even getting into a fistfight with him

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in the front lawn

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Uncle Chuck eventually won but the cop

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just wouldn't stop grabbing his balls so

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we had the gang up on him and started to

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smack our own balls in his face I guess

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he couldn't handle the stench of my

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balls because they had some dried cheese

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on them oh when I accidentally dropped

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cheese on my balls

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they have nacho z-- there at the bowling

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alley

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bro I [ __ ] up listen Mindy we need to

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talk I know my neck I know we were

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thinking of different science applause

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alright boy this is the final bowl of

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the night it's time for you to show me

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what you've got

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our team is winning by nine points so

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all you have to do is knock down one pin

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and we win hey chill the [ __ ] out old

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man I already told you that I'm the best

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[ __ ] around the Sonic

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Underground won't know what hit them

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when they see how I play with my balls

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you can't do this Knuckles you're a

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[ __ ] badass but the cool kid no one

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can compare it's time to show these

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little [ __ ] what happens when you

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turn your back on of God

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[Laughter]

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stop laughing at me I can't do this just

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rip his [ __ ] pants bro did we look

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that bad when we kicked him off of our

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own team are you guys winning very well

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okay buddy no place Travis going down Oh

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No

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somebody stop it somebody stop that ball

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stop Apple right now I'll [ __ ] kill

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[ __ ] look out there on the scoreboard

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do you see it you have won

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all right Robotnik you have been beaten

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keep your word and released a [ __ ]

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father fine take them I don't give a

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[ __ ] you won't weigh in the next time

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Sonic Underground Knuckles we won

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can you believe it we won the game all

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thanks to you yet I saw that I'm not

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blind you dumped it I guess it really is

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a good thing that I suck at bowling

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Knuckles I'm sorry I'm so sorry I hope

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that you can't forgive me I should have

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never kicked you off of a team like I

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did it was wrong of me I would like to

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ask you to rejoin our team but I can

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understand if you don't want to Manik

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you chose a large pair of tits over your

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best friend do you really think I would

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want to join your team

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after that I know and I apologized what

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more do you want from me KKnux

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don't worry I can't stay mad at my best

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but forever

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mutters mutters mutters

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his penis inside makes me bite

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you the last pure heart beating

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my eyes

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you