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hey bro I hope you brought your balls

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with you

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a heheheheh you know I do I would never

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forget to polish my big-ass balls

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damn bro you crazy do you seriously

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polish your balls every [ __ ] time

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they it's what I got to do got to stay

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ahead of the competition so where's this

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new teammate you spoke of bro

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I'm telling you guys she is so [ __ ]

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amazing she told me herself with her on

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our bowling team we would be unstoppable

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welcome it took the damn Mindy yo pay yo

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they [ __ ] does mean a face I see away

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the cows a flock which let's go stop a

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OS and come at come and Mindy baby get

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you big ass over here

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alright dudes who's ready to go bowling

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I brought my favorite wall

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hey Knuckles um how is it going oh you

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know the usual

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hey Manik I know the last time we played

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I didn't hit a single pin but today is

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going to be different I stayed up all

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night practicing and even bought new

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balls

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my great grandfather Athair he begged me

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to stop but I did not listen I just told

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him to suck my big sweaty balls he just

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doesn't understand Pro Bowlers like us

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hey Manik after we are done we should

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stop by my house and beat his [ __ ]

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pest Knuckles stop it what did you just

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say to me [ __ ] I will [ __ ] beat your

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ass nobody talks back to Knuckles the

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cool Echidna I'm really sorry I should

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have told you sooner from this day forth

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you are no longer on our bowling team

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what the [ __ ] Manik we are best friends

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you can't do this to me please I beg you

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could you even get in my place

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haha so I hear you're the one who can't

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play with balls how about you step aside

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little boy leave this to the

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professionals so that's how it is I've

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been completely replaced KKnux wait

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please just give me a minute to explain

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you know Manic sometimes when I lay

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awake at night I think about how cool it

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would be if we ever won the national

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bowling championships but I guess in the

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end that's all it was just a dream so

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long [ __ ]

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wait Knuckles Knuckles come back I'm

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sorry

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Dominus what W does fro he's on let's go

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you

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[Applause]

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holy [ __ ] is that who I think it is that

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looks like the Sonic Underground aren't

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they like famous or some [ __ ]

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I think you're right Randy I heard that

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they're the thirty-eighth best bowling

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team in the state

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excuse me you're Sonic the Hedgehog

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right do you think I could touch your

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ball your bowling balls

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I mean son let me tell you something

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that my uncle has always told me learn

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how to play with your own balls before

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you go around playing with everyone

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else's when you have more experience

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with balls come back to me I will be

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waiting big boy hey your Uncle Chuck

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aren't you could I have an autograph I'm

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a huge fan of wedge of course a yoga

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Nevaeh no Dourif is where it sucks as my

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infamous looky for yo al wife's car it

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is with years around who stink-ass a run

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into me fast of course a it's going to

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cost you 50 bucks you have to be

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[ __ ] if you'd think that would stop

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me you're Sonic Underground correct the

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aisle that you rented out for the night

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is ready we hope that it is for you

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lacking only the best for the 38 best

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bowling team in the whole [ __ ] state

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not bad

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think you could go get me and my crew

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some nachos while you're here well well

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well if it isn't the Sonic Underground

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Robotnik what the hell are you doing

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here and no it can't be

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so which is remember me Knuckles you

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traitor you traitorous son of a [ __ ]

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will [ __ ] kill you you shut up fat

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boy you're the ones who get him out of

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your bowling team you all left him with

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nowhere to go so we decided to take him

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in and make him one of us

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how many times do I have to tell you

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[ __ ] you only get to talk when I tell

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you to

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Knuckles tell me this isn't true you

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wouldn't really join Robotnik's bowling

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team what happened to bros before hos

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balls before boobs does that mean

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nothing to you that's right we found

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this poor red man crying in a Long John

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Silver's barking crying about how his

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best friends don't care about him

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anymore we had to buy him a plate of

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fried shrimp and french fries just to

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calm him down

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he back the [ __ ] up I told you to stop

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grabbing my [ __ ] Pez and I already

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told you that as long as you're part of

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my team you're my property got it just

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like those two [ __ ] over there yeah

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you have to learn your place just like

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the rest of us [ __ ] or do you just not

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care about getting revenge on those who

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wronged you

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yo dr. Robotnik I gotta ask what exactly

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are you doing here

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it takes a big set of balls stepping

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into our territory I think we all know

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that my bowling team is the one who owns

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this side of town is that so

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I have to apologize to you then me and

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my crew were just passing by somehow I

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don't believe that you know tell you see

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so territory in going to keep your

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[ __ ] a sweet little calm down Uncle

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Chuck it's not worth getting into a

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fight over you don't want to spend the

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night in jail again do you yet come your

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[ __ ] tits old man let me guess you're

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here because you want to challenge my

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team to a bullying match

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I can't imagine you coming here for any

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other reason than to play with your

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balls you know meet well Sonic the

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Hedgehog

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I just can't get enough of touching big

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balls I'm afraid that we are going to

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have to decline my crew came here to

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practice not rape you I was afraid you

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would say that you fat blue [ __ ] that's

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why I brought something with me if you

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refused to play with my balls this man

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will be killed and it will be all your

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fault oh my God

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daddy what have they done to you damn

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you Robotnik damn you and your evil ways

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you won't get away with this many men be

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my baby girl is that

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I can't see anything but calls up my

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blackett hurry I need you to jump up and

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down and slap your big boobs together

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let me hear them slapping against your

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16 year old body so I can know you're

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all right of course daddy it seems

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you've got in your way Robotnik will

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play but if we win you let mine DS dad

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Bo glad you see it my way

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if I win your little band of [ __ ] are

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banned from ever stepping foot in this

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bowling alley again bro were not

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actually going to bowl against him are

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we have to my green bro if we don't mind

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these dad will be raped or worse killed

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is this one good no that's a bit too

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small you're going to need a bigger one

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than that that's the first time somebody

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has ever told me I have small balls ha

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ha ha ha Sleet I don't understand why

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are you being so nice to him he's

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Robotnik's [ __ ]

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you saw Herald botanique rammed his butt

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cheeks this guy just stood there and

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took it then go we're all Robotnik's

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[ __ ] Robotnik grabs your butt cheeks

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about four times a day

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the real question here Dingo is why do

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you want to believe someone who didn't

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do anything to you

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I'm sorry Sleet since he's so much

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smaller than me I guess for the first

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time ever I just feel a lot what like

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you have power suck my balls Dingo

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you're just being a big bully I'm sorry

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Sleet please don't be mad I don't want

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to fight with my best friend I'll just

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grab my balls and go oh yeah did I

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forget to tell you you're not part of

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the bowling team anymore you've been

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replaced by Knuckles Robotnik says that

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boy really knows his balls also you've

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been demoted to water boy so go over

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there and stand with the swat-bots

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or better yet go get us some nachos you

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know Robotnik loves himself some nachos

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hi um I don't mean to be a bother but

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you're Bart levy right the richest man

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live Sonic the Hedgehog's boyfriend I'm

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so happy that I could meet you

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you

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oh I didn't see you standing there what

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do you want I was just wondering if I

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couldn't have an autograph No

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hey Knuckles have you seen where Dingle

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what I sent him to buy nachos like an

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hour ago I saw him taking a dump in the

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bathroom a little while ago he sounded

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like he was crying

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ha crying I believe it he always was a

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little [ __ ]

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what the [ __ ] is that him over at the

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food stand can I have three large nachos

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with extra cheese dip please oh and

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don't forget the jalapenos Robotnik

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would beat my ass if I forgot about

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those no I said extra cheese dip why

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aren't you listening to me

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yeah I'm willing to pay extra for the

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extra cheese dip really pile that [ __ ]

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on there that's good that's really good

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Dingo Dingo is that you what the hell

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happened to your pants

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oh hey there Sleet I'm vining knockos

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exactly like you asked me to you're not

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mad at me anymore are you I just want to

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know why you're [ __ ] naked you see I

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took off my clothes

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I felt that since I wasn't on the team

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anymore it wasn't right for me to wear

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them well put them back on nobody wants

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to see your big [ __ ] ass

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why the [ __ ] you crying I should be the

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one crying [ __ ] I'm crying because

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you're yelling at me

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all I wanted was to Bowl you know it's

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my dream to be a pro bowler we all have

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dreams Dingo nobody gives a [ __ ] about a

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stupid one like yours my dream is not

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stupid the only thing more stupid than

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your dream is the fact that you're

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buying nachos naked I mean are you going

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to shove them up your ass should I go

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get my camera

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oh sweet I'm so confused you said I

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wasn't on the team anymore

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so I took off my uniform now you're

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telling me to put it back on that

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doesn't make any sense what do you want

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from me I want you to go home Dingo

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Dingo I'm so sorry I didn't mean it

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Dingo please stop crying

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you