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Bartleby Montclair of Dresden everyone

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across the land knows this name and they

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should for he is the Emperor of the

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Western Kingdom the most powerful

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kingdom in the entire continent all

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other kingdoms can only dream of being

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as powerful and beautiful as it is

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Bartleby is a beautiful man with golden

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hair that flows in the wind and big-ass

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and whistles in fact he is so beautiful

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that some people who have never seen him

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in person don't even believe he exists

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but he does exist and he is sexy

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legend has it that he has the power of

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God No

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beyond that that he is beyond even God

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himself very few know however that this

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is more than just legend this is fact

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Bartleby's Sonic the Hedgehog

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knows that it is fact because he's with

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Bartleby every day of his life

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he loves him with all his heart

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Bartleby to love Sonic they love each

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other so much that they would give the

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world for each other they have but sex

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almost every night chapter one today was

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a very special day it was ample

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harvesting day Apple harvesting day is

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the one day of the year where Bartleby

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ensoniq leave their empire and walk

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across the last picking apples from high

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up out of trees and handing the apples

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out to poor people

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since Bartleby is so rich he doesn't eat

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apples only golden apples which bernal

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begets from the mythical realm of

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Valhalla which he bought two years ago

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cause he's so rich however while

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this is a joyous day for the people of

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the western kingdom it is a very

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dangerous day for the Emperor himself

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Bartleby and his Sonic on Apple

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harvesting day no one works so there are

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no soldiers there to protect Bartleby

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and Sonic while they out of the kingdom

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this is especially dangerous for Sonic

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who unlike Bartleby isn't strong enough

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to protect himself should anything go

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wrong but Sonic doesn't care as long as

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he can be with his lover Bartleby that's

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all that matters to him as Sonic and

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borrowed by made their way down the

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trail Bartleby groped Sonic's ass with

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great force Sonic blushed at this and

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blushed even harder when he looked over

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and saw a bunch of kids pointing at

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giggling at the couple Sonic took some

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apples out of the basket they were

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carrying ran over and gave the kids

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apples and then something terrible

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happened the kids tried taking more than

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Sonic offered which was against the

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rules of the kingdom so Sonic stabbed

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one of the kids with his spear which

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caused the rest of the kids to run away

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screaming like little Sonic

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called out to Bartleby with all his

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lungs they're getting away Bartleby you

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have to do something and Bartleby to do

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something he pulled out a pistol and

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popped a cap on each of their asses

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after making sure each of them were dead

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Bartleby and Sonic continued on their

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way to hand out more apples to the

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actual good villagers the ones who

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deserved them chapter 2 as Bartleby and

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Sonic walked down the trail they were

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holding hands every now and then Sonic

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would pick a flower from the ground and

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give it to Bartleby where Bartleby would

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proceed to put it in his flower basket

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he had tied around his waist and was

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hanging down near his sweaty butt crack

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Sonic loved flowers Bartleby didn't care

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for them too much but if his loved

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him then well he loved them too of

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course anything to make his happy

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as they walked Sonic looked over and saw

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the most beautiful flower he had ever

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seen half of it was blue and half of it

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was yellow almost as if it were a flower

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that symbolized their love symbolized

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Sonic immediately ran over and bent over

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to pluck it from the ground as he was

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bending over his ass was in full view

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for Bartleby to see dear God did

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Bartleby want to ravage that ass right

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now and he was going to before he heard

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a noise and then Sonic heard a noise

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they looked to each other to make sure

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they both heard it and then it happened

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after three Sonic ran back over to the

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trail and hugged Bartleby frightened

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about what he heard he didn't know what

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it was but it scared him they both

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looked off to the north where they heard

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the sound they heard it agent and again

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Bartleby being the almighty being that

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he was knew exactly what this was

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footsteps and then on top of a hill

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appeared a huge group of people all with

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weapons

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Bartleby knew right away who this was it

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was the eastern kingdoms entire military

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of over five million people all here to

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try and kill Bartleby Sonic was so

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scared he left on to Bartleby and cried

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like a baby

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Bartleby hugged back even harder to

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comfort his lover and show him that

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everything was going to be alright

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suddenly all five billion pop we'll drew

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their swords and began running down the

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hill town roads and the two lovers the

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people and back fired arrows they flew

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through the sky

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but since Bartleby was so fast he dodged

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all the arrows with ease even catching a

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few of them with his bare hands and

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throwing them back at the people who

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shot them in the first place

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killing them instantly ten Bartleby

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heard a scream he turned around and saw

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that one arrow had pierced through

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Sonic's arm it wasn't a fatal wound but

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to someone not as strong as Bartleby it

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must hurt like hell

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Bartleby became furious he realized that

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the eastern kingdom planned all of this

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they knew Bartleby and Sonic would be

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out of the castle today due to the apple

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harvest and everything Bartleby looked

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at his tears began to show in

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Sonic's eyes and in that moment Bartleby

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snapped chapter 4

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can destroy Bartleby's kingdom you can

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ruin apple harvesting day you can kill

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his people but if you hurt Sonic dear

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God if you hurt him you're going to be

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dead

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Bartleby ran over to a tree and ripped

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the entire thing out of the ground the

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people running down the hill all

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suddenly stopped and once they realized

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what they were getting into they all

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turned and ran I the opposite direction

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but it was too late they made their

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choice by harming Bartleby's

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Bartleby swung the tree back and forth

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killing ten through twenty people with

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each swing after the tree couldn't take

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any more force Bartleby tossed it aside

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and picked up another tree and used that

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one instead and again and again after he

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was all out of trees he pulled apples

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out of his basket and threw them at

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people with such force that it blew

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their heads off and he threw one so

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hard in fact that it went through 62

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people before eventually disintegrating

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from the friction at which Bartleby

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threw it eventually they were all dead

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all five billion of them afterwards

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Bartleby went back over to make sure his

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was all right and he was

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thankfully when he saw Sonic he was

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surrounded by family his siblings Sonya

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and Manic does mom Queen Aleena and his

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uncle Uncle Chuck they all made sure

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Sonic was patched up enough so that him

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and Bartleby could have sex at the end

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of the day the end