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don't you dare touch my Sonic

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Underground DVD again please I just want

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to watch one episode this DVD is my most

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prized possession if you so much as look

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at it I will make you my [ __ ] laugh my

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ass off but are you gonna do shove my

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head up your ass if so I dare you please

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shove my head up your smelly ass I'm

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begging you you are making a grave

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mistake by giving me your permission to

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do so little man I will do anything to

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watch Sonic Underground even if I must

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become someone's [ __ ] you know what no

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screw this I'm going to go watch Sonic

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Underground right now you can't tell me

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what to do

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oh my God somebody help me

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it sniffs Sonic Underground balls [ __ ]

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Sonic Underground gives me strength

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get over here [ __ ]

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[ __ ] please is that really all you've

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got I bet you don't even own the very

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rare limited-edition Sonic Underground

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plushies that were exclusively sold for

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limited time at Denny's that may be true

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but it doesn't belittle my love for

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Sonic Underground

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or how much I wanted to bang me in the

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ass like the little Sonic Underground

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[ __ ] I am get off of me [ __ ] I'm the

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one who always wanted to be Sonic

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Underground's a little bit more than you

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ever did so sniff my smelly balls like

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oh my God you leave me alone oh my God

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help me take this [ __ ] oh my God

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somebody help me

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that's it I'm tired of this [ __ ] I'll

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show you just how much I love Sonic

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Underground even if I have to kill you

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to prove it

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get over here [ __ ] found you [ __ ]

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stop fighting I have an idea that will

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make all three of us heavy the TV show

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that defines everyone's childhood the

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last Sonic cartoon that was good before

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modern Sonic sure took over we all loved

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Sonic Underground just as much as each

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other so there's no reason to fight yeah

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Sonic Underground is sexy put the hammer

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down

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all right [ __ ] let's go watch Sonic

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Underground at my place

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you