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Sonic Sonia hurry your ass is up we

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gotta blow this popsicle stand

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Knuckles and Mindy are waiting for us

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right out front I'll be down as soon as

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Sonic lets me into the bathroom I need

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to drop a deuce oh my God wait your

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[ __ ] turn you dumb [ __ ]

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I'm still wiping my ass oh Manic you're

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still here I thought the three of you

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left with your little friends to pick up

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supplies to finish your costumes we're

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just getting ready to leave mama well

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since you didn't leave yet do you want

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me to pack you all a snack to take long

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oh my God mama come your tits it's not

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like we're going on some long-ass

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mystical journey to find some fabled

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gold-plated pair of butt cheeks we're

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only going to Walmart

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alright Manic me and Sonic are ready to

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go cool let's make like hockey sticks

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and get the puck out of here

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you

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sup [ __ ] Knuckles the cool Echidna

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has arrived who's ready to head to

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Walmart complete our Halloween costumes

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go trick-or-treating against [ __ ] which

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is all night long ha ha that snuggles

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for you already has the whole night

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planned out this Halloween is going to

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be bitchin by the way that is one

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sweet-ass mummy costume Knux what's it

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made out of toilet paper and not just

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any toilet paper I went to ply I'm going

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all out tonight

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I could literally [ __ ] in my costume and

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all I would need is just one piece to

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clean up mountains of [ __ ] nice when you

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putting on your costume babe you look

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like a [ __ ]

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not that I mind of course TV this is my

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costume babe I'm going as myself hey hey

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hey what's the gang thinking leaving me

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out of a conversation what you guys

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talking about over here oh hell no don't

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you even think we are going to let you

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go trick-or-treating with us dressed as

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a giant sweaty ball sack

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God damn mama why didn't you tell me I

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look like a giant sweaty ball sack well

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isn't that the picture you showed me I

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based the design of your costume off

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that no mama it was a bag of jellybeans

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well what do you want me to do about it

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it's already Halloween

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Jesco is a ballsack Goddamnit mama you

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always do this do what we T you always

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treat Sonia better than me and Manic oh

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now you know that is not true it is true

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look at our costumes mama

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you bought Sonia [ __ ] $65 princess

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costume while all I got was a trash bag

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filled with balloons oh and don't even

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get me started on Manic you literally

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ripped of his favorite purple pants he

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got for Christmas and told him to be The

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Hulk

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you

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hello I was wondering if any of you has

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seen my Beach Bartleby he was supposed

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to be at my house for my weekly feet

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massage five minutes ago but he still

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hasn't shown up I assume he's with you

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Bartleby yes Bart levy I am here at your

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service anything for you Bart levy him

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so you are yeah I figured as much

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I'm always right after all tell me oh

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why weren't you at my house when I

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specifically told you to be there by

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five o clock please forgive me for my

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foolishness Bartleby I just thought that

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since today was Halloween you would give

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me the day off no forgiveness for your

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mistake you will now massage not just my

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feet but now my buttocks as well also I

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must know what is this Halloween you

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speak oh I've never heard of it so I

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assume it's a poor man's holiday [ __ ]

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fruit loop doesn't even know what

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Halloween is [ __ ] sad

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Halloween is a beautiful holiday where a

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bunch of kids and adults alike dress up

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in spooky costumes and go to strangers

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houses to get lots and lots of candy

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it's lots of fun is that so I was

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wondering why you all looked like

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retards are you gathering candy no we're

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actually on our way to Walmart to get

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some finishing touches for our costumes

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we're going trick-or-treating after we

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get back so if you want on your way now

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that would be really nice wool yes I do

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need to buy lotion for my feet open I'll

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give you a ride

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thank you so much that will be much

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faster than walking no not you just my

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[ __ ] and he's getting in the trunk

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Sonic get your ass in

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yes Bartleby right away see ya wouldn't

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wanna bleeeh you poor ass peaches

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ah

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you

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yo crackers maybe we should head to

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Walmart now

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this [ __ ] sucks my balls we should be

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out trick-or-treating right now instead

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of going to Walmart look at it this way

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nuts it's a proven fact that the better

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the costume the more the candy they will

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give us so if we make our costumes three

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times as good that's three times the

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candy right there and I guess you do got

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a point there that's right in a way

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we'll definitely be getting more candy

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in the long run what I talking to you

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[ __ ] here we are guys

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Walmart is just at a head haha hey guys

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check out the fattest over there ha ha

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ha oh my God how the hell is that guy

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even going to get inside the building

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that had to be you ha ha ha ha ha ha ha

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ha ha ha

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ah hah hah hah hah hah hah hah hah hah

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hah hah hah

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hey what's so funny guys did someone

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make a poop joke blowing up nothing

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let's go inside

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I'll get the shopping cart oh hell no

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this is why I hate women always want to

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go grocery shopping when men are in a

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hurry

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come on woman I thought you wanted the

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gold grocery shopping like a little

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we can't go as long as you're still on

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the ground [ __ ] baby whoa and

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Knuckles calm down that's my sister

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you're talking to

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hey bro if any of you guys need me I'll

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be in the cheese section of the grocery

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aisle massaging Bartleby's feet I'm

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heading off to the beauty supply section

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I need my lipstick to make my lips in

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you're big and plump like my tits I'll

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be where the Halloween costumes are

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looking for a princess wand I'm going to

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get some toilet paper

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lates [ __ ] oh you're all leaving so

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we're splitting up then okay oh yeah

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everyone make sure to meet up at

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checkout in exactly ten minutes

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you

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how do you like it so far bard levy do

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you feel relieved yet um I suppose it

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could be better add more lotion my Beach

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oh yes Bartleby right away

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ahem what is taking so long Oh

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Ahava so sorry Bart Libby I just

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accidentally stuck my hand in some

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tomato juice as all damn I didn't think

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the zombies would get this far so soon

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hello hello testing this is the water

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security art oh my God

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and everyone who lives the zombie

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apocalypse is upon us I am speaking over

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intercom everyone got to the building

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Oh Oh God zombie just got into the room

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where I am you blue fat-ass I can see

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you through the security cameras come

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help me hey I said help me I'm going to

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die oh my God we were so glad to help

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it's getting closer oh God help me yeah

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egg egg egg egg

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but why did the lights go out oh man I

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was so close to beating the level two

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holy [ __ ]

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get off me H I will if I can just grab

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this damn Pole Oh God is this really the

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end for me

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Manek are you alright Oh subsys sup

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Mindy what's up what do you mean what's

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up we just heard you screaming oh yeah

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that well this thing whatever it is just

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attacked me out of nowhere but I killed

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it before it could kill me so is all

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good I guess

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oh my God that looks just like the thing

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that beat your ass in the beauty

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supplies Department Mindy wait you guys

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encountered one of these things - we'd

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better go check on the others Just My

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Luck the one time I decide to finally

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buy toilet paper in three years and

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they're all out of two-ply

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oh hell no don't tell me those [ __ ]

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are the ones who bought all the two-ply

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and now they're taunting me taunting me

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Knuckles the cool Echidna

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I don't think so [ __ ] oh I see

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--there three of you and it looks like

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you're all ready to get your asses beat

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this will be a piece of chocolate cake

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and by chocolate cake

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I mean after I'm done with you I'm going

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to literally [ __ ] on a cake use my [ __ ]

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as the frosting for the cake and have

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you eat it oh and I see you guys don't

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get any hair you must have cancer only

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weak ass [ __ ] got cancer let's hope

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you don't die from that before I am

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through with you otherwise you won't be

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able to enjoy my one-of-a-kind chocolate

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cake I see you brought your whole gang

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fair enough it'll take a lot of you to

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beat me Knuckles don't do it Knuckles

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you can't do this Knux those guys are

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zombies the Living Dead

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they can't die even worse if you get

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bitten by them you might even turn into

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a zombie

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everyone step aside I've got us while

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Sonic I had no idea you could wield a

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sword like that amazing yeah I kind of

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surprised myself actually

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I've never swung a sword in my life but

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when it comes to protecting Bart Libby

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my lover I can do anything come on we

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should get out of here as fast as we can

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for all we know there could be even more

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zombies lurking around I wish we could

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but me and Bartleby just checked out all

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the exits there are zombies trying to

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get into the building from every corner

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in fact there are so many we had to

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barricade the front entrance so they

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wouldn't break the glass but if that's

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the case then how do we get out of here

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isn't it obvious [ __ ] we're heading to

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the roof

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Oh Charles this is just horrible these

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children are so mean why can't we just

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give them all the Halloween candy we've

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got I'm sure if we done that they would

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leave us alone you are absolutely no

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idea who starts going Genaro yo yo don't

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we teacher the Suren children de Serre

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S&D s owner o mystic a an yo l've a

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comet al rita Mandy

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where are you where are you might be

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delicious order you you are a man which

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means you are not a weak woman and you

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have foreign wars how many wars have you

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been in my fellow man Nina you set us

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all don't lift and reach cool that's

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almost half as many wars I've been in

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and you women are weak they are only

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needed whenever men are in the mood for

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sand which is to refill their energy you

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go hide upstairs and leave this fighting

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to the men

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I should go to Sonic and Manic srem they

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have paintball guns I could use to

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protect myself it even has a bunch of

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locks on the door but the downside is it

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smells like ass I know I'll go to

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Sonja's room

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it may not have a lock on the door but

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it smells like gumdrops huh gah oh my

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God not one of you again please let me

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go whatever you think I did I didn't do

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it put me down please

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unless oh my God is it money you want

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cause I've got tons of that [ __ ]