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it was almost bedtime for a little boy

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in Mexico daddy where does lightning

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come from the little Mexican boy asked

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taking a bite of his taco at the dinner

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table since he lives in Mexico the

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little boy never saw arraigned before

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the Mexican father of the boy put down

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his burrito well son let me tell you a

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little story while I eat my bean and

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cheese burrito I got from taco Bell they

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say there is a God of Thunder up in the

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sky he goes by the name of Zeus but only

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a few know the true story daddy do you

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know the true story I do my Mexican son

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the God of thunder up in the sky his

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true name is Bart lebbe moncler of

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Dresden there is also an angel an angel

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who serves under barve levy as his

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his name is Sonic the Hedgehog chapter

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one happy birthday master bard levy I've

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returned Sonic kneeled down before his

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lover I have finished the task you have

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given me Mexico has been created

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although there's a problem Master it

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appears there is a mistake the people of

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Mexico won't eat anything besides

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burritos and tacos I tried asking help

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from the other Gods for their idea on

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the situation but neither p site and or

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Jesus know what what's wrong I see it is

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all right my bitch be because it is

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perhaps in the future they can make a

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crappy Reese truant called taco Bell or

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some you are not going to punish me

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master Sonic questioned of course not

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why would I punish my little fat

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lubitsch on such a grand a Bartleby

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declared that's right today is barred

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lobbies birthday oh I forgot to buy

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a birthday present what was that my

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Beach Bartleby said oh um nothing sir

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bard lubby I can't let him know I didn't

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buy him a present he would rape me in

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the ass oh my God Sonic flapped his

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wings as hard as he could it took him a

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couple of minutes for him to lift off

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the ground because he's so fat by the

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time he little off the ground he was out

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of breath well bard lobby I have to go

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run some errands before your birthday

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party Sonic was turned around and was

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getting ready to leave until he heard

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his lover's voice

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you didn't get me a birthday present yet

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you might beat Sonic knew what was about

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to happen he flew toward the clouds of

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the highest speed he could go but in no

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avail a bolt of lightning struck his

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left butt cheek he was plummeting to

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earth at great speed greater speed than

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anyone thought was possible there was

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nothing he could but brace for the

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impact help me the fat blue Hedgehog

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screamed suddenly he could see Bart

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lebih flying down toward him from the

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clouds is this the end of a Sonic the

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Hedgehog suddenly Bart levee started

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spanking the blue fat Hedgehogs butt

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cheeks with great strength and speed son

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access' began to catch fire screaming

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Sonic groped his own ass in pain

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Bartleby gave his Hedgehog lover one

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last good spank on the ass shooting him

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into the ground and breaking through the

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other side of the earth creating a

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gigantic crater this crater thousands of

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years later would be called Mount Fuji

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chapter 2 creation of Earth after

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breaking through the Earth's core and

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landing on the other side of the planet

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Sonic began to flap his wings to fly

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away towards Heaven once more although

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once again his wings couldn't lift him

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off the ground for a few more minutes

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Sonic new Bartleby would be there soon

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he had to act fast faster than a Mexican

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making tacos so he had no choice but to

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hide behind a bush hoping his mink lover

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wouldn't see him until he remembered

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Bartleby is God no one can hide from him

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oh my God it's over Sonic thought to

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himself Sonic could see someone walking

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toward him from down the street Bart

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levy had found him the blue Hedgehog was

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about to his pants I better get out

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of here the Hedgehog ran for his life he

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ran but Bart lebih caught him the mink

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began to rape his fat Hedgehog lover

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Sonic began to look around at all the

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people around him they were said Sonic

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noticed that there was no water they

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were thirsty as Sonic was being raped in

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the ass he began to cry not tears of

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sadness but tears of joy because he is

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with his lover Sonic's tears were

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raining on creating the oceans around

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the world

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every time Bart levy would bang him in

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the ass Lightning would strike the

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people were all cheering dancing in the

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rain happily the world has only just

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begun and these two lovers are its

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creator and that my son is how the world

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was made while father that story was

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amazing I know it was my Mexican son now

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get some rest we're going to try to jump

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the Mexican border early tomorrow

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morning okay dad