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hold on nuts let me turn this pitch up a

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bit cool damn I look like a badass heheh

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not as badass as me we'll see who's more

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badass when I get done beating your as

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like a steel drum hey hold up cracker I

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wasn't ready yet oh right sorry redo

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wash at negro my control stick is stuck

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heheheheh not falling for that one again

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Knux dan Manic house you get so good

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at this game well I'm a white man had a

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time for you to take it in the ass holy

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[ __ ] sweet combo nuts boom headshot

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[ __ ] head I'm gonna rip your head off

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damn nice headlock but can you do this

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holy [ __ ] [ __ ] looks like this is my

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win nuts and when when I tell you you

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went [ __ ] no one ever beats Knuckles

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the Echidna God [ __ ] down you [ __ ]

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cheated I know you did I saw you

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Knuckles I swear I didn't you shut your

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snowflake ass up I only lost the calls

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you gave me such a suckish controller I

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can't believe I'm even friends with you

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yet poor piece of [ __ ] go down this

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controller [ __ ] sucks my balls I have

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a look at that time kicking your ass

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that's only because you're spamming now

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stop it I'll stop when I force you to

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get a whiff of my smelly ball sack

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Knuckles please don't talk like that my

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mom and sips her home man holy [ __ ] holy

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[ __ ] holy [ __ ] damn I lost don't worry

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Manic you still got two more rounds to

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beat me not like you're going to yet

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well we'll see now to show you my

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special attack not if I activate my

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special attack first damn [ __ ] laser

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eyes

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now or never how about never Goddamn

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that all these [ __ ] [ __ ] I hit

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your ass your ps3 [ __ ] sucks balls

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Goddamn it stop spamming that freaking

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kick it's not even good your mom felt

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good when I raped her in the ass last

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night that's it Knuckles just go home

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way--check at a time shoving my

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nunChucks up your ass ahem that's only

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because you're spamming on my [ __ ]

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God oh my God can you guys please shut

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up for just five minutes I'm trying to

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make bartley be some tea can't you just

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go do that over at Bartleby's house bro

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there's no need to come over mine

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Sonja's and Mama's house to do it

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actually Gunks there is Bartleby says

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I'm not good enough to use his tea

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making equipment so I have to use

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Sonja's hey Sonic oh great you invited

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the black guy over wanna play soul

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calibur with me your bros a stinkin

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cheater soul calibur what's that is it

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new I didn't know you guys could afford

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new games we can't the people next door

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said we could have it for free if I stop

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parking my van within 25 feet of their

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house apparently the smell of it was so

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bad it put their daughter in the

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hospital or something oh my God is she

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all right eh I dunno they said she only

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has a few days to live hey you know what

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would be a cool idea if we hold a soul

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calibur tournament yo Sonia Mindy can

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you guys mode downstairs for a minute

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what's up baby oh my God Sonic you

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finally came home you always spend so

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much time at bar levees I feel like me

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and man up never even get to see you

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anymore actually I just came over to use

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your tea making equipment to make

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Bartleby some tea what Sonic you fat ass

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how much times do I have to tell you not

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to use my team so are we going to have a

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soul calibur tournament or wet we are

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not having a [ __ ] soul calibur

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tournament so if caliber I love that

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game count me in we are not holding a

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Sonic you fat [ __ ] where is my tea oh

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no Bartleby is troubled you see what you

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guys do all you do is ruin our lives

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gold the main bitches you want the old

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championships of soul calibur what aside

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let me vent a tournament before a sober

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handbanana so far yo resolve ain't payin

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four yrs tocame ematic I think your

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uncle is trying to tell me something i

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think he wants to be in the tournament

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all right with me nuts that makes two

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Sonia and Mindy makes for Sonic Bart

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levy and Uncle Chuck makes seven crap we

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still need one more person who's in the

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mood for delicous chunk of meat loaf I

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just pulled it out of the oven meat loaf

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I love meat loaf get me a plate of that

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[ __ ] your meat loaf sucks mama hey mom

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can you play soul calibur with us we

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need an eighth player for the tournament

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soul calibur let me guess is it one of

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those crappy shoe two games the two kids

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play on your iPhone's these days hug no

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mom and they're not crappy they teach us

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Hut to get ready for the zombie

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apocalypse learn your [ __ ] before making

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yourself look like an idiot okay count

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me and then sweet tea that's eight

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people can we start now whoa oh oh hold

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your asses up Bartleby will never be

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seen playing with the likes of you wait

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my Beach but but Bartleby do not worry

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about me I believe I have the right to

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show up every now and then yes that that

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is true you're too kind Bartleby all

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right i'll draw names from a hat to see

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who's going against who well would you

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look at that I'm fighting you in the

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first round mama oh dear and I don't

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even know how to play don't worry I'll

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teach you as we go along it's not that

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hard oh no sugar bits it seems we have

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to go against each other in the first

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round don't worry babe I'm sure you'll

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do just fine but be warned I won't hold

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anything back so you're my first

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opponent Knuckles let's try our best and

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have fun you won't be saying that after

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I shove your head up my ass I'm here to

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win oh my God prepare to feel the wrath

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of the medieval of death anona songkhla

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Chuck's crayon in terrassa deep a party

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or boot chicks this match will be easy

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to a God-like

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okay mom at first we need to pick our

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characters we already made you so pick

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yourself okay

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where the [ __ ] did I

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mum you dumb [ __ ] you picked me don't

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pick me pick yourself sorry sweetie

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click the damn a button

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what do I do now pick the stage mom it's

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not that hard okay just let me do it

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there we go see not so hard hey that

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wasn't odd LOL white people okay mom

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before we start the match i'll give you

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a few pointers all right okay now that's

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so cool how did you put me in the game

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mom please stop talking first of all you

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use the square button to attack like

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this good next you use the analog stick

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to move mom calm the [ __ ] down there are

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other buttons hey there are the buttons

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Bachmann didn't hold this button to

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block then press up to jump good

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okay mom are you ready as ready as I'll

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ever be ha her I hit you I what do you

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kids say these days maging my [ __ ] hara

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damn this game is violent oh my God mom

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it's supposed to be violent it's a

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freaking fighting game huh got you right

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where I want you and now for the

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finisher BAM right on the skull [ __ ]

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wait am I dead now did I lose no mama

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there's still two more rounds no wait

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I'm still alive see look at the screen

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that's just a playback mama what was

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that ducking move you done I want to try

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it mom it's not a move it means I own

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you take this and this and this what do

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kids call it when I'm beating you really

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badly again sniffing your balls no mom

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it's sniffed my balls how would you even

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own someone by sniffing their balls mom

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that's not an attack stop doing it just

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watch son I'll prove you wrong by

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winning with it damn it heheh dumb [ __ ]

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you can do it mom I believe in you this

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is your final round so do your best stay

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out of this Sonia this is between me and

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mama

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so attendance here yeah for you I'm

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afraid I'm not going to hold back

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anymore mama I'm gonna make you suffer

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please just give me a chance please

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please please I can't do anything of my

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God oh stop it stop pockemon did you

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stop crying mama it's just a game holy

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[ __ ] here comes my super [ __ ] can't do

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anything now can you what no I killed

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you how did that happen you have to

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actually hit me with your super mama

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otherwise it won't work so do I move on

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or do I lose I think I should move on

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since the real winner is the one who had

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the most fun you were the one who was

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crying in the last round you dumb [ __ ]

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okay baby let's see what you got I just

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hope I don't get smashed by your big-ass

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boobs di-o-matic you shall know how to

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flirt with someone oh I'm not hurting

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babe I'm telling like it is de well

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let's see if you are as strong as you

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are sexy oh you know I am babe how about

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if I win you let me bang you in the ass

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come here it's a deal show good bit will

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you guys just shut up and fight already

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good luck baby I don't need luck oh man

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feisty I like that yeah take this damn

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nice shot babe not as nice as your butt

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too baby take us too huh ooh good one oh

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come on Manic you're just letting her

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win since she's your girlfriend that's

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not true don't listen to my bro babe you

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are the best de I know what I am he's

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probably just confused by how big your

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boobies are there like bigger than his

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head yeah I figured as much I get all

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the two lot oh look babe you won great

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job oh this is just [ __ ] I'm going

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to go get some apple juice would you

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like a glass part will be how dare you

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ask me if I would like such a boy drink

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please forgive me bard OB de come here

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baby can't hit me can you Haley can stay

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away from me forever babe hey what was

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that fool oh sorry babe I'll try not to

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spam so much anymore what the [ __ ] but

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you weren't even spamming maduk shut up

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Knuckles you'll understand if you ever

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get a girlfriend wait holy [ __ ] she's

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actually kicking my ass oh my God

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what the hell Manic sorry babe I gotta

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win take this [ __ ] oh [ __ ] talk about a

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body slam yeah a super beat that makeup

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covered bitch's ass cracker heheh has

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sniffed my smelly balls [ __ ] Oh deep in

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Turkey sir that's me nipple knocking

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woman is me just left and rig Manic hope

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how could you what's the matter babe can

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take the stench stay out of my ass

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that's it I'll show you what happens

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when you mess with me team oh no I'm

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soooo scared heheh Manic that is not how

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i taught you to treat women shut up you

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dumb which I want to win heheheheh come

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on you piece of white trash I ain't done

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with you yet Manic quit making fun of

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mehndi shut up Sonia no one likes you

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now that is how you make someone your

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[ __ ] okay Manic just one more round to

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go show them what happens when you mess

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with someone related to Sonic the

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Hedgehog final round baby please don't

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go easy on me I want a challenge did you

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got it sugar tits LOL right from the

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start I raped you in the ass shut up

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sorry babe but it's time to get you in

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the super sexy Manic combo oh [ __ ] this

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is what he used to beat me last time

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she's about to look like a pile of warm

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[ __ ] when he's done with her I can't

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believe it I lost Oh ma'am don't forget

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the bet baby I get to bang you in the

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ass oh how could I ever forget your good

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bit

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you