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do

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dear best friends today is my birthday

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i would like to celebrate it with you

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all of course

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you don't have to come if you don't want

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to but it would really mean a lot to me

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if you did

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it would prove you really are my best

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friends

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Sonia Sonic Manic Bartleby Tamers1234512345

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and Mindy thank you for making my whole

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life so special

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i don't know where I would be in life

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without you all

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i hope I can spend the rest of my coming

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birthdays with you guys

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hahaha I almost forgot what this letter

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was even about

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i would like to invite you all to my

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birthday Sleetover tonight at nine

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for presents I would like a new bicycle

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I'm leaving that gift to you Mindy

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Manic from you I would like one of those

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cool hd tvs that are on the rage these

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days

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try not to get some of those crappy ones

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where you have to pay each month

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you know I can't afford that [ __ ] an 803

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foot wide one will do just fine

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Sonia you're going to get me one of

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those high-class toilets that play music

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whenever I take a [ __ ] my next door

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neighbors got one installed yesterday

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they let me try it and it's the [ __ ] pun

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intended hahaha no seriously

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they had to drag me off the thing [ __ ]

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was flying everywhere

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next is Sonic and Bartleby I know you

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got a lot of money so don't try to trick

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my ass

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i want a gift card from ihop I’ve never

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been there before but my neighbors have

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they told me they have the best pancakes

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about 500 bucks will do Tamers12345 one two

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three four

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five I don't need anything from you

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all I want is for you to show up and

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have fun

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that is the best gift I could ever hope

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for can't wait to have fun with you all

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tonight

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thank you from Knuckles the cool Echidna

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okay got the chips got the dip

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[ __ ] he's here but I don't have 15 bucks

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what the hell am I going to do oh I got

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it

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hey hello I see my pizza's here

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that's vegan what

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i can't understand you Mexican man he

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said

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that will be 15 dollars

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oh my God did you just say you're going

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to kick my ass

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kisses okay okay can you at least talk

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slower

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that's it yeah I'm going to kick your

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boot checks

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oh my God that's it

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emoto ferry and I'm taking the pizza

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with me

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hey wait I bought that pizza give it to

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me or I'm going to call the cops

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[ __ ] you one your mom and dad

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you son of a [ __ ] you left your name

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tag

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I'm going to report you to the police

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alberto [ __ ] you alberto

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[ __ ] you and your whole family God

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[ __ ] damn it

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[ __ ] Mexicans [ __ ] alberto

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no one makes a fool of Knuckles the

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Echidna oh [ __ ]

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alberto stole my cell phone i'd better

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hurry and lose the phone inside

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please please please hurry someone just

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pick up already

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hello this is the Mobius police

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department how may we be of service

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finally you answered you slow-ass piece

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of [ __ ]

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this is Knuckles the Echidna someone

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just stole my cell phone and my pizza

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you have to stop him

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the man's name is alberto all right we

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are sending someone out as we speak

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bless you

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oh my God alberto's back and this time

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he's in a minivan

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with 20 plus Mexicans that must be his

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family members

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i need to get out of here oh God I can't

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believe I'm in the middle of the drive

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by

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crazy Mexicans help me

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please just leave me alone I'm sorry

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alberto

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please oh my God sir just remain calm

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and find a place to hide help is on the

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way

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oh my God someone help me

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sir are you all right oh my God I was

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just shot in the leg and bleeding like

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a [ __ ] oh my God

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oh no the Mexicans are breaking in

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through the front door

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somebody help me

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the police are here thank God

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oh my God crazy Mexicans help me

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[ __ ] Mexicans if they think this

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ruins the birthday of Knuckles the

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Echidna they've got another thing coming

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but still I wonder where they all are

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everyone's 30 minutes late

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i know I wrote the right time down

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all right first guest is here here come

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guys

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hey kKnux what's up holy [ __ ] what the

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hell happened to your house

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there's gunshot holes everywhere yes

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sorry about that

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just some Mexicans being Mexicans i

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guess other than that

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are your sibs here too nah they couldn't

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make it

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Sonia and Mindy are having a girls only

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slumber party tonight

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and Sonic and Bartleby just don't feel

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like coming

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so I guess it's just the cool kids

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tonight

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lucky for us huh we don't need the

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others dragging down our style

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cool kids style oh my God

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you