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Wow was the only word that came out of

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Sonic's mouth as he looked upon Mount

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Everest from below he had never seen

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anything so damn big in his life what

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made him even happier was he was going

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to climb that piece of [ __ ] with his

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lover Bartleby Montclair of Dresden you

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see ever since Sonic was a baby his

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dream had always been to climb the

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tallest mountain in the world he never

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had a chance to vote because he never

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had the money but now he can because

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Bartleby bought Mount Everest and gave

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it to Sonic for his birthday Sonic

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quickly put on his climbing gear and ran

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to the foot of the mountain to wait for

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his lover Bartleby to be ready after

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about five minutes Bartleby came out of

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the changing room butt naked wearing

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nothing but his climbing rope Sonic

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immediately got a nosebleed but covered

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it up with his hands Wow be barred lobby

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where are you close Sonic said covering

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his nose which was now gushing like

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garden hose oh yes my muscles were too

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big so they just blew right off of my

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body Bartleby said flexing his muscles

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Oh again that's too bad Sonic said don't

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worry about it baby I'm rich I can just

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buy new clothes when we get back home

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then when those ones rip I can just buy

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another pair Bartleby walked up to Sonic

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and gave him a good slap on the ass his

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the two turned towards the mountain with

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determination in mind let's do this

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Sonic said after about five minutes

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Sonic was still only about 20 feet off

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the ground he was having fun though and

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that's all that mattered he looked up at

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his lover Bartleby who was climbing so

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fast he was making five dash ten feet

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everyone few seconds must be nice to

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have muscles Sonic thought to himself

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must be even nicer to be hugged by

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thought muscles though suddenly Sonic's

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hand slipped no I gotta stop fantasizing

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about Bartleby's muscles Bartleby help

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me Bartleby looked down to see his lover

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about to fall to his death Bartleby then

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jumped down the mountain onto a Ledge

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right below Sonic he caught the small

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fat Hedgehogs in his arm Thank You Bart

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i'll be Sonic said blushing Bartleby

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just dropping him and began climbing

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again hurry up baby I didn't buy this

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mountain for you to have fun I bought it

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so I get get to the top and rape why I

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mean for both of us to have fun Bartleby

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said yes of course Bartleby the to climb

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for a good three or four hours until it

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started to snow oh [ __ ] looks like we

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need to set up camp for the night if we

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continue climbing we could turn into

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popsicles sonik said pulling out the

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tent the to set up the tent and were

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ready to climb and Sonic climbed in

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first then Bartleby Bartleby had trouble

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because of his huge muscles but with

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Sonex hope they were both in I love you

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Bartleby Sonic said snuggling up against

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the muscular mink known as Bartleby

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Montclair of Dresden I know Bartleby

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said with an annoyed expression I hope

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this storm blows over soon don't you bar

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Sonic was cut off as the tent began to

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shake wildly from the wind Bartleby I'm

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scared Sonic said rocking and turning be

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quite [ __ ] I'm trying to Sleet Bartleby

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said rolling over suddenly the wind got

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so strong it pulled Sonic out of the

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tent bard Bingley Sonic scream for his

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life Bartleby heard his lover's cry for

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help and ran outside were you at baby he

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looked down the mountain and saw that

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Sonic was now hanging by one thread of

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his pants Bartleby help me Sonic pleaded

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Bartleby looked his backpack but

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couldn't find anything that could help

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the small fat cutie pie yo my [ __ ]

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where's your backpack Bartleby yelled

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it's in the tent Bartleby looked in the

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tent and found the said backpack he was

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in such a hurry however that he just

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ripped the whole thing open inside he

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found some money toothpaste angam he

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took that and put it in his pocket he

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won't be needing these now he thought of

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himself then he found a rope he pulled

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the rope that in tight end to a rock on

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the mountain and tied the other end to

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his waist he looked down the mountain

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only one shot he's got to make it count

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Bartleby jumped off the mountain

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Sonic looked up with tears of joy in his

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eyes his lover was going to save him

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suddenly Bartleby flew past Sonic and

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was now out of sight he ditched me he

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ditched me sonik said crying and ramming

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his fist against the mountain I thought

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you loved me Bartleby I thought we loved

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each other Sonic punched the mountain so

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much his hand began to bleed after three

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days passed the storm was over in Sonic

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was still dangling by the thread he gave

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up hope no one is ever going to rescue

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me I'm going to die out here he said

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then he heard something in the distance

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a helicopter then a helicopter came into

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view on the side of the vehicle said

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Bartleby's [ __ ] Bartleby must have

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bought a helicopter to come and rescue

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me Bartleby jumped out of the helicopter

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and landed on the ledge right above

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Sonic he reached him hand down it was

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grabbed by Sonics cold frostbitten hands

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Bartleby thank you Sonic was pulled up

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onto the cold heart llege he was finally

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finally safe and sound or so he thought

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Bartleby Montclair of Dresden punched

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Sonic in the neck making the Hedgehog

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cough up blood w-why sonik said aloud

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Bartleby then began to rape the

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beautiful Hedgehog like there was no

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tomorrow Sonic screams could be heard

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from miles away wait miles away so this

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is the real reason Bartleby bought Sonic

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Mount Everest for his birthday so no one

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could hear his rape so Bartleby was

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doing it for him his lover Bartleby must

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not have wanted anyone to ruin their

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time of lover so Bartleby really did

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love her Sonic Bartleby Thank You Sonic

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said giving his body to the posh mink be

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quite baby Bartleby said punching Sonic

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in the face I love you Bartleby Sonic

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cry tears of joy