Which Tamers12345 Character Would Be Your Best Friend?

Authors StanYourGround

You're watching a movie with the hedgehog family when you see uncle Chuck grabbing his sisters ass. You...

Ignore it. It's none of your business.

Ignore it at first, but speak up after the 30 minute mark. This has gone too far.

Get up and leave. It makes you uncomfortable.

Speak up. Nobody has the right to touch you when you don't want them to. That's no good.

Watch. It's not everyday you get a free show.

You're at the skate park when you see Sonic the hedgehog get run by a car. You...

Quickly dial 911 and call for help. He'll be okay when help arrives.

Act like you didn't see anything and go about your business. It's not like your day was ruined.

Laugh. One mans pain as another mans joy.

Nothing. You know Bartleby will handle the situation like he always does.

Pull the driver of the vehicle out of the wreckage and murder him before farting in his daughters face as revenge, as a crowd begins to form, and they cheer you on.

It's getting late on Halloween night and your parents tell you you can only go through one more haunted house. You choices being, the Hedgehog families, or the Johnson families. You...

Go through the Johnson families haunted house. Duh. They're giving out full sized snickers.

Go through the Hedgehog families haunted house. You heard they went all out this year.

Neither. Haunted houses aren't really my cup of tea.

Both. Fuck parental control. It's cool to rebel.

Go directly to the hedgehog families haunted house when I see bartleby had arrived.

You're in Kindergarten and the new kid, Bartleby, just joined the class. You...

Laugh because his muscles are so big you can see them through his shirt.

Get a bit turned on because you can't believe someone his age has a body like that.

Welcome him with open arms. He seems nice.

Try and befriend him despite the rest of the class looking down on him.

What? weren't paying attention. You were sleeping in the middle of the class because school is for dweebs.

You just won two tickets to a Linkin Park concert with back stage passes! You...

Invite your bro along. Nothing beats jamming out with your best bro.

Bring your gal pall along. Maybe you could even play with dolls, afterwards.

Linkin Park, who?

Invite the boy you have a crush on. Maybe this could be your chance to tell them how you feel.

Only poor people listen to Linkin Park. I only listen to musicians that have money like Mozart and Beethoven

You were asked by both Sonic the hedgehog and Doctor Robotnik to join their bowling teams, respectively. You...

Join Sonic's bowling team. Who wouldn't want to bowl with the sonic underground?

Join Robotnik's bowling team. That man took over Mobius in a single fucking night. Bowling is nothing to him.

Join Sonic's team but only so you can say you're on the same team as the world famous Bartleby.

Join Robotnik's team, but only because you now it's the winning team

Neither. I'd rather just sit on the sidelines and enjoy the game.

Mindy Latour asks you to "spend the night" with her. Do you accept?

Hell yeah I'd accept! Chick's hot!

No. I hear she sleeps around with everybody.

As a faggot, that would be a solid no.

*Laughs* That slut? *Laughs some more*

Ew.

Manic the Hedgehog asks you to head out and get lunch for the whole sonic underground crew. You...

Get McDonald's. Everybody loves McDonald's.

Get Burger King. They have King in their name for a reason, and it's because of their chicken fries.

Get Five Guys. Their burgers cannot be beat.

Get Jack in the Box.

Get KFC. Nothin is more satisfying than ripping meat off the bone.

Your life is in trouble. Only one Sonic Underground character can save you. Who is your knight in shining armor?

Sonic. He's literally the fastest thing alive and saves people on a regular basis.

Bartleby. With his money, he'll find a way to will save me before I know it.

Knuckles (the cool) Echidna. He knows how to get things done.

Uncle Chuck. I just want him to hold me in his arms and tell me I'm safe.

Linkin Park