Why Trevor Is Banned From Subway A sexy fan fic about friendship,betrayal and seductive sandwich eating…
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    I hope you all enjoy my sexy fanfiction and if you don't… fuck you

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Trevor made it a goal in life to be banned from every food establishment in the country and today was no different. "Hmmm what fine establishment should I ruin next." As he looked at his suroundings he couldn't help but to think of all the fun memories of being banned from each establishment.

And now a list of the following fast food chains trevor is banned from and why…

Taco Bell: cyrus and trevor recreated the events of 2 girls 1 cup with pigs blood and taco meat in front of customers (1 mouse 1 lion and lots of taco shit )

Chick-fil-a: trevor fucked cyrus on the counter, no they did not ban him for having sex they banned him (and cyrus) for being gay

Popeyes: the food gave trevor explosive diarrhea and in the process of shitting in one of the Popeyes toilets he broke it shooting shitty toilet water everywhere (including in trevors ass)

trevor looked to his right and saw his next target. The local subway, Trevor knew what he had to do…He pushed open the door to subway and walked in the restaurant triumphantly... he looked to the "sandwich artist" with the most sinister look on his face like he was about to gg allin a dead cat. "Can i have a foot long sub with every sub meat you have and a shit load of mayo." Trevor said to the employee who just looked at Trevor like he was the cause behind 9/11. The employee let out a long drawn out sigh and began making the Monstrosity sandwich. Trevor swears he could see the employee cum into the meat sandwich. "Here you go sir." The employee said as he reluctantly hands the penis bread to the sexy incest rat man. Trevor gave a LONG and HARD look at the vile sub and without warning trevor began eating the sub as seductively as possible. OOOOH FUCK YEAH~ Trevor moaned as loudly as possible, sinking his teeth into the vile sandwich. The employee looked on in horror as the gay rat seductively ate the sub like he was eating cyrus's ass. The way trevor ate the sub was like trevor was sucking a massive 1ft cock. and finally he let out an audible “gulp” which was followed by immediate regret… Trevor clutched his stomach, he was too deep into his performance to realize the horrible mistake he just made, IT WAS JUST LIKE POPEYES ALL OVER AGAIN! Trevor ran his sorry ass to the subway bathroom to excrete the liquid lava that was caused by the wretched sandwich. the moment he placed his ass on the toilet all hell broke loose… all that could be heard was BRAP and the occasional sob. everybody knows that subways sandwiches are not to be fucked with. the diarrhea afterwards is so bad it can even make Bartleby Montclair cry, let alone Trevors Twink ass… trevor felt like he had been in the bathroom for hours. The volume of shit was increasing. He could feel the ground rumble beneath him. “Oh God oh fuck.” he could see toilet water beginning to drip onto the floor. He knew the toilet was about to break into a million shards. “ PREPARE YOUR ASS CHEEKS EVERYONE.” trevor yelled out to the customers and the workers as he knew this was the end and just like that the shitty toilet water shot up his ass like he was getting double fisted by Bartleby Montclair himself. The volume of toilet water made Trevor ascend off the toilet, hitting the roof like Mr. Mackey did in that one South Park episode. trevor was able to get himself off of the fountain of shit and toilet water, and kicked the door open. All the could be heard from that point on was screaming. trevor knew this was his moment to escape. He ran out the front door still shitting himself. It was a miracle he could still walk. finally, Trevor went into a back alley to finish off the subway Shits. and that is why Trevor is banned from Subway.

the end