Trevor Goes To Disney World
trevorballs69
Summary:

    the worst fanfic ever

Work Text:

trevor was no stranger to being destructive and gross, he is a GG Allin fan after all! So it was no surprise that Trevor lived in Florida, not only that Trevor also lived close to Disney World which gave Trevor the chance to be as destructive as possible at the “happiest place on earth.” He decided it would be a good idea to bring his boyfriend on his disney escapade. He knew that his boyfriend (who is also a GG Allin fan) would be perfect to bring along.

“look Trevor, I appreciate the date and all but why Disney out of all of the date spots we could have gone to, I thought you were anti-capitalist?” Cyrus said to the sexy rat man confused as shit, not realizing the plan Trevor had up his sleeves. “ don’t worry Cyrus I’m not a pedophile or a disney adult or some shit like that I have a plan. we’re going to resurrect Walt motherfucking Disney himself!” Cyrus turned to Trevor in complete disbelief. “ Trevor that’s probably the worst idea you’ve ever had. How do we even know that Walt Disney is cryogenically frozen here for all we know he’s just dead as fuck in a shallow grave somewhere.” Cyrus knew that playing god was a pretty fucking stupid idea in itself, especially playing God with a man who was the product of incest and has an unhealthy obsession with a punk rock artist who threw shit at people and fucked dead cats. “ look Cyrus I just know he’s here I know for a fact he’s here, and don’t ask me how i know… you don’t wanna know how I found out.” “ but what about the security? I guarantee you if we actually do find out where Walt Disney is kept we will be dead as fuck.” “ don’t worry Cyrus, daddy has that all taken care of.” cyrus was unsure of if he should help his fucked up boyfriend especially after last time. where they fucked in a Chick-fil-A and accidentally poured Vaseline on a child… “if you help me i promise I’ll fist you behind the haunted mansion.” “…deal.”

walking through the Disney parks would’ve been bearable If it weren’t for the fucking Disney adults, they’re fucking everywhere! some of them were wearing diapers, others in shitty Mickey Mouse onesies covered in God knows what, it was a fucking disaster. It reminded Trevor of when he went to a furry convention where a man in a buff wolf fursuit fisted Trevor (now that i think about it.. it was probably just sleet) after what felt like hours of walking around the park the two homosexuals found their destination, a sewer cover. The two fabulous gays looked at each other reassuringly as Cyrus pulled a crowbar out of his ass to pry open the manhole after a few minutes, it finally opened, the two homosexuals then crawled in the manhole homosexually, as they were climbing down the ladders Trevor nearly got distracted with how fat Cyrus’s ass was. after climbing down the ladder the gays pulled their flashlights out of their sweaty booty cheeks and began walking. trevor lead the way as he seemingly knew his way around, after some walking, Trevor stopped at a long and oddly clean tunnel that was brightly lit. “ Cyrus, I need you to carry this.” Trevor says, handing cyrus a radio. “when I turn around and nod my head at you, you need to play it, don’t ask any questions just do what daddy says.” after some more walking in the brightly lit tunnel they were stopped by a loud “HAILT!” “oh shit it’s one of the fucking guards!” Trevor shouted, bringing more attention to the two homosexual’s. as the Disney security ran towards the homosexuals as fast as sonic,( but not really) Trevor turned his head to Cyrus and gave him a nod. Cyrus knew what he had to do. He pushed play on the radio that Trevor gave him previously, the radio began to blast ‘expose yourself to kids by GG Allin’ on the loudest volume possible. Trevor then proceeded to pull down his pants and excrete liquid lava onto the disney guards killing them instantly. Cyrus did not know how to process this information. All he could really do was stand there and contemplate his life questioning his choices, maybe even possibly considering religion or maybe even conversion therapy, but he remembered how good fisting felt so he didn’t. trevor took Cyrus’s arm, and broke into the room where Walt Disney was cryogenically frozen. Trevor pressed a random assortment of buttons and unfroze Walt Disney and resurrected him with his magical gayness. as Walt Disney opened his eyes he uttered the phrase which haunts Trevor to this very day. “ I have an extreme prejudice against Jewish people.” Walt Disney said to the shock and horror of Cyrus and Trevor. They completely forgot Walt Disney was an antisemitic piece of shit. Trevor knew what he had to do. He pulled a fork out of his ass and stabbed Walt Disney in the eye killing him instantly. although Trevor was heavily disappointed his trip to Disney wasn’t for nothing. He got to kill a lot of people and he even got to fist his boyfriend behind the haunted mansion, there’s a new meaning too “I survived the haunted mansion” now, Thanks to Trevor and his gigantic yoai hands…

the end