[the hedgehog family is riding in their car to Freddy’s]
[cut to the sibs in the back]
Sonic: Man, why did Knuckles have to pick such a shitty place for a birthday.
Manic: I know, right? If he wanted to go to a place with an arcade for his birthday, why not go to the mall, that has way cooler shit.
Sonia: Haha, oh come on, guys. I’m sure it’ll be fun. Even Uncle Chuck seems excited.
Sonic: Wait, why the fuck is Uncle Chuck coming with us, anyways. Knuckles didn’t invite him.
Uncle Chuck: That’s none of your damn business, fat boy.
[cut to uncle chuck and aleena in the front]
Aleena: Charles, You know they aren’t going to let you in, right? Not after what happened last time you were here.
Uncle Chuck: They won’t suspect a thing as long as I keep this baby on.
[puts on robber mask]
Aleena: All you’re doing is drawing more attention with that thing on. You look like you’re about to rob the place.
Uncle Chuck: Aleena, 70% of Freddy’s customers are black, if anything, I’ll look like one of the least likely to rob the place even when wearing this.
Aleena: Fair enough.
[cut back to the sibs]
Manic: Sonia, just because Uncle Chuck will have fun raping some kids doesn’t they’ll be anything fun for us to do.
Sonia: You guys don’t get it. I looked this place up and it apparently has got a ballpit, a carousel, one of those mcdonald’s playplaces with slides and shit, and some of the best pizza in the world.
Manic: Wow, you know, that actually doesn’t sound too bad.
Sonic: Yeah, maybe this could actually be pretty fun.
Sonia: The only real downside seems to be the animatronic band, they’re pretty creepy, especially the chicke-
Uncle Chuck: What the fuck did you just say?
[Uncle Chuck attempts to get out of his seat and climb into the back to beat Sonia's ass, causing Sonia to scream]
Aleena: Charles-Charles, calm down.
Uncle Chuck: Take it back, take it fucking back, you slut. She is an avian goddess. A prepubescent harlot like you could never come close to her.
[While Uncle Chuck gets a few good hits in on Sonia, Sonic and Manic wrestle to get him off her]
[cut to the latour and echidna family, who are already in the parking lot]
Flora: Wow, Mindy. Look at this place. Isn’t it amazing? I can’t wait to see this fancy tophat bear.
Mindy: Are you fucking blind, you dumb bitch, this place is a shithole. I wouldn’t suck someone’s fat hairy balls even within 10 miles of this place, let alone inside here.
Mark: Now, Mindy, don’t insult your sister like that. Though, I must agree, this place is not only disgusting but I can’t see any boy who isn’t the biggest fucking faggot wanting to go to a restaurant with a teddy bear for a mascot. Athair, what is the meaning of this?
Athair: Haha, oh, you know, this place just has the best pizza in town.
Mark: Look, I don’t know much about your boy and I don’t care how good the pizza is, I just can’t see a boy his age wanting to go to such a gay place like this, surely, he’d be more up for some dave and buster’s or air soft.
Knuckles: I wanted to do air soft but he wouldn’t let me.
Athair: Haha, he doesn’t know what he’s saying.
[mindy then approaches knuckles]
Mindy: So, when do you think Manic is getting here?
Knuckles: Don’t fucking talk to me.
Mindy: Hey, what the fuck is that all about?
Knuckles: The only reason why I invited you was because Manic would get pissy otherwise. I fucking hate you, bitch. To be honest, I wish your entire family was gone, I don’t even get why your sister is here.
Mindy: My father brought her along even though she wasn’t invited, though, if you’re jealous of me taking Manic away from you, well. Well, I guess I can make Manic a little jealous of you instead as a birthday treat.
[Mindy attempts to unzip Knuckles’ pants before Knuckles slaps her away out of anger]
Knuckles: See, this is the exact type of shit why I didn’t want you here, you’re an unloyal slut.
[Finally, the hedgehog family arrives. Uncle Chuck jumps out of the car, hopping in place like an excited little schoolgirl while the rest of the family sans Sonia just look tired, Sonia instead is just crying]
Uncle Chuck: Oh boy, oh boy, we are here. Shut the fuck up, everybody, do not ruin this for me.
Athair: Welcome, everyone. I’m glad you came here on this very special day for my grandson. 
Knuckles: Shut the fuck up, Grandfather. Why couldn’t we just do airsoft like I wanted?
Athair: Oh, grandson, I just wanted to do what would be the safest option for everyone.
[Knuckles proceeds to gutpunch his grandfather]
Knuckles: Doesn’t seem like the safest option anymore.
Athair: Please, grandson, I just wanted to make you happy. 
Knuckles: Well, you’re about to.
[Knuckles unleashes his golden shower upon his grandpa’s face]
End of part 1