Credits to Kits for the MacinTalk voice clips, ~Mygl from deviantart for the Pinkie Pie picture and omegaevolution for the NMH footage.

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Travis Touchdown wants to become the #1 pony in the world. The only problem is that he wasn't born a pony. So in order to become the best pony he is going to kill the top 9 ranked ponies in the world. They're all armed and dangerous, ready to defend their rank. Will Travis succeed? It's gonna be a long, hard road...