So I got board and made this. I took a few liberties but it's all good.

Comic: http://heir-of-rick.deviantart.com/art/Plan-B-405780251
Music: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=GLHY0Pqeyzw
Opening audio from World of Warcraft: The Burning Crusade Cinematic
Closing words from Ironman 3, where Stark ditches the kid who was trying to guilt trip him.
And of course ASDFmovies 4 to the moon sound effect!

In retrospect, I could've cut it after 'Banished from my own homeland.'