Being a stallion in Equestria is not easy! The show is always centered in the mares, so, what do we stallions do while offscreen? Why, sing the blues, of course! My first original track! Art by SandwichDelta: http://sandwichdelta.deviantart.com/art/Big-Macintosh-Wallpaper-277545570 -- http://eqbeats.org/track/4552 Download: http://eqbeats.org/track/4552/mp3 -- Lyrics [Shining Armor] Oooh, baby, let me be your knight Oooh, baby, let me be your royal guard Because I'm thinking of you every day Altough I almost kissed another bride But being a colt in Equestria means I don't get much screen time [Big Mac] Oooh, baby, come into my farm Oooh, baby, be the apple of my eye Because even if I don't talk much I'd like to take you to the barn But being a colt in Equestria means I don't get much screen time [Soarin'] Oooh, baby, come and be my pie Oooh, baby, let us soar the skies Because even if I'm a Wonderbolt I never get my time to shine 'Cause being a colt in Equestria means I don't get much screen time