You can rent it by the hour or by individual target.

Warning: Friendship beams may cause mild to moderate death.

Music: Pinkie's Brew - Russian Gypsy Jazz Cover
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=7d1WceA7D40

Creator's note: This is the result of months of on-and-off work on my part. I sincerely hope you like the end result. Much blood, sweat, and tears went into the final result - as well as a lot of learning on my part. Enjoy.