*Original Discord picture by TheAwesomeMooMoo (http://bit.ly/16pA9GE). Whether or not they are in cahoots with Harry Sbro is at this time unknown.*

AFTER STORMING THE EVIL HARRY SBRO'S PRIVATE FORTRESS, A CLASSIFIED TEAM OF ELITE OPERATIVES RETRIEVED A BRIEFCASE CONTAINING THE DOCUMENTS TO DISCORD'S APPEARENCE IN THE UPCOMING EQUESTRIA GIRLS, INCLUDING THE VIDEO ABOVE.

ACCORDING TO VARIOUS PRINTED TESTIMONIALS FOUND WITHIN THE BRIEFCASE, MR. JOHN DE LANCIE COULD NOT RETURN TO VOICE THE CHARACTER DUE TO CONTINUED DISPUTES. A USB STICK CONTAINED A RECORDED PHONE CALL, AS TRANSCRIPTED HERE:

"Yes, that's right, I'm scheduled to play the part of a guy that's mischievous and changes stuff by clicking his fingers in Littlest Pet Shop. What? Equestria Girls?! Are you serious?! Did you SEE that leaked clip on youtube? I mean, the animation was horrible! They just bob up and down! Twilight didn't even speak! And Applejack was dancing to dubstep. DUBSTEP for crying out loud. I don't know what was going on at DHX, but if I ever need to play the part of a drug dealer in the future, I know who to call to authenticate the role!"

AFTER UPLOADING ALL OF THESE CLIPS, WE FULLY REALISE WE ARE PUTTING OUR LIVES AT RISK. THIS IS TRUE. BUT WE ALSO GO CLIFF DIVING ON TUESDAYS, SO THIS IS PRETTY MUCH SMALLFRY IN COMPARISON.

SO, HOW ARE YOU DOING?

OH WOW, REALLY?

MAN, CLARISSA NEEDS TO STOP PLAYING THAT FLUTE. SHE MIGHT BLOW UP HALF OF EDINBURGH!  HOHOHOHOHOHO.