Losty: "Signal the fleet, provide color..."
Co.. color? "Provide color".
You know, like a nice shade of fuchsia.
Ugghhh! Okay.
Lost:Yeah, I do, it's gonna be really really good.
*phone notification*
Fuck YOU! I heard that boop!
Mag (Pinkie Voice) "I know! I can make you the super-duper shortcakes!"
"They are packed- They are packed-"
"Pouked un pu-nicks, wokad' for MEEP!"
"Oh, I had waited so long ff-to-"
fuck...
To fuhahaHA!
And I'll be counting them jaws too!
So don't be going home without thinking y'all can hold out
my thinking hold out my thoughts...
Fucking... (sigh)
(Guti OS: What am I...)
[imitating crying]
Pinkie, get the fuck outta here!
[ohhh you have no right to laugh here Lost!]
We're not in a position to ex...
"to exist"? Yeah, you're not in a position to exist [NO SHIT REALLY? TECHNICOLOR PONIES DON'T FUCKING EXIST EH LOST!]
Uuuurrrgh...
No, it's "ASsist", not "EXist"
Fuck me! [We all know Mag will eventually]
"For some reason,"
"it doesn't process the same Cloudsdale's weather machines."
I miss a word, o-kay.[word being as in between same and Cloudsdale]
That's why you gotta read SLOWLY, Shadow!!!
Urgh, you're just stupid. This is why my dad doesn't like you
I don't like you! Nobody likes you. You're so boring and your stories suck, and you can't scrub...
(Say that again, kiddo!)
Ow! I was kidding!
Mag (Pinkie Voice) "Don't ever use that spell again!"
You got that spell from the devil, didn't you, Twilight? (Look to the window and you will see that is Rarity painted red and wearing devil horns)
BEEP
Thespio: Maybe she needs a liddl as...
Tha- theleedlleedlE
(Patrick Star Voice) LEEDLE LEEDLE LEEDLE LEE! MAYBE SHE NEED LEEDLES!
Da fuq? what are you doing here Patrick?
"Why couldn't you have just stayed away, Pinkie!" (BECAUSE FUCK YOU THAT'S WHY! [anyone who gets this reference is a cool person])
[Sudden black out]
"Sidenote:
"0718 has become more volatile and extremely aggressive towards other patients and staff."
Oh, wait, nope, this is TheLostNarrator fic, I have to pronounce this correctly:
"0718 has become more voladle and extremmly aggrayssive... to ... towhares other partiants and stafe"
"It's been great!
"I baked deserts all morning! I talked to Rose!
Then I had a Chat with Fluttershy and Rainbow Dash
Oh, and then I fucked Twilight.(WAIT WHAT!?!?!)
I Fucked the Mary Sue right out of her!(THAT IS FUCK MAG! WHY YOU GOTTA GO THERE?)
"I've been scouring my books for..."
I keep emphazising "scour-", I've been, SCOURING MY BOOKS.
(Crazily) SCOURING MY BOOKS!
Okay, I'll shut up now.
Looks like Applejack tosses a gas lamp...
Uh, so I will give you that sound effect as well
Um so you can at least do that because you didn't ask for a sound effect
But I'll give it to you, 'cause, why the fuck not?
*burps*
THAT'S the sound effect of Applejack throwing the gas lamp! (Really, Lost?)
Like "HAHA! I'm a colt! I'm a colt!"
"I'm a man!"
"I'm a fucking man!"
"In a colt's body!"
"Come get me ladies."
"See, Curse w..." [loses voice in beginning of words]
See, I lose my voice in the middle of lur- words, lurds, I can't even blooper correctly. I can't blooper
correcly!
But should we stop? NO!
We're moving on!
[Valley girl voice] Like, oh my god!
Where is mah latte,
BATCH?
"Dash, why did you do that? You ruined our surprise attack!"
...Fuck...
Argh- No, I didn't say that, uh, that didn't happen. I don't- I don't swear, I don't know what you're talking about... I have never... swear, I- what?
I don't- I don't swear [you sure? you SURE you never swore before?]
...ever...
[FAKE NEWS!!!]
"Rainbow looked at her curiously," Fluttershy line here.
[inhales] Uuurgh...
Rainbow Dushesssss...
D-b-d-b-d
thus iz Rainbow Dush...
Rainbo Duzsh...
RAINBO DUZSH! [You drunk, Lost? XD]
"Whatcha gonna do, Twilight?"
[singing] Whatcha gonna do, whatcha gonna do when to come for you?
Bad bears, Bad bears.
"Well, with interest and everything I'd say, you'd owe about half of your farms worth by now!"
That was terrible...
That was fucking terrible!
I tried to say "face", but I slipped on a banana peel and landed on some guy's dick. (??? alright...)
It wasn't a good day. (Hun?)
"Due to the wrongful accusation as traitors by King Wong Gay..."
Wong gay! WONG GAY!
[dies of laughter]
"I wanted to help, I really do, but..."
"I'm an alicorn princess, I'm so fucking useless!"
Come on, I walked right into that one, you gotta give that to me. Come on!
Can you NOT giggle? 'Cause I can hear you on the fucking recording! [mag sings very gracefully Mario's them]
Lost: I will eat that motherfucking cake I bought you! (Mag: NOOOO!) Lost: Then STFU!
Then, shut up!
(Why, Lost? WHY?)
[outro music playing]