It's not easy being a Brony...
Both my parents and my friends don't understand.
They say ponies aren't for boys -
That I shouldn't buy these toys -
That I need to toughen up and be a man...
Its not easy being a brony
But especially a Brony who's a girl...
The attention all on guys!
Why can no one realize that
That there are Pegasisters all around the world?
I can't make it to the meet-ups
OR contribute Brony art
Im straight
But my family thinks im gay!
I'd buy shirts but im too cheap-
IM seeing rainbows in my sleep!
And i cant pull off
a Pinkie Pie cosplay~!
Why can't I hug Fluttershy?
My little Dashie" made me cry...
When will Pony clothes come in my size???
I dont see what all the fuss is,
I just watch it for the plot
Every week
I get trolled by tara strong!
All my feelings are conflicting
over Lyra/Bon-Bon shipping!
ITunes Y U NO HAVE ANY PONY SONGS
Ill always love the show I choose,
despite the stories on Fox News
Im Twilightlicious!
And i love Derpy Hooves!
Life can be hard for a Brony
But our show's the very best
you'll ever see
And the world will soon discover
A great show that's like
no other
JOIN THE HERD!
WATCH MLP!
Okee Dokee Lokie