♫ [Team Fortress intro music] ♫
I fear no man.
But that thing...
it scares me.
(Masked breathing)
No, I... I ain't, I ain't talking about that freak, alright?
He's not here, is she?
How do I get this f#@%ing thing off!?
One shudders to imagine what inhuman thoughts lie behind that mask.
[O.S.] What dreams of chronic and sustained cruelty?
♫ Do you believe in magic? ♫
♫ In a young girl's heart... ♫
♫ how the music can free her whenever it starts. ♫
♫ And it's magic, if the music is groovy. ♫
♫ It makes you feel happy like an old-time movie. ♫
♫ I'll tell you about the magic, it'll free your soul, ♫
♫ but it's like trying to tell a stranger about rock and roll. ♫
[Heavy screams!]
♫ If you believe in magic... ♫
♫ don’t bother to choose. ♫
♫ If it’s jug band music or rhythm and blues. ♫
[Scout screams!]
♫ Your feet start tapping and you can't seem to find... ♫
♫ how you got there, so just blow your mind. ♫
No!
[Medic screams!]
♫ If you believe in magic, come along with me. ♫
♫ We'll dance until morning, just you and me. ♫
♫ And maybe, if the music is right... ♫
I'm burning!
[Scout screams!]
Help!
[O.S.] Aaahhh!
♫ [Team Fortress closing theme music] ♫
♫ If you believe in magic... ♫
♫ [Whistling.] ♫