My Boy England is in War.
A world war, and we need your help
But I'm just a 98-pound weakling
I couldn't join the army.
Unless you had a machine that could turn me into a super soldier.
Hey, that's a good idea, you could call me Captain Am--
You misunderstand. We don't want you.
We want your horse.
Not Joey!
(Horse Neighs)
Correct, not Joey.
We actually want the pink one.
Hi, I'm Pinky Pie!
Well, isn't this a colorful bricade.
They're calling us the greatest generation born.
Ah' hear our Drill Sergeant is the toughest in the whole army.
I hear that I really shouldn't be here.
From me.
I hear it when I say it out loud.
I really shouldn't be here.
Shh, here comes the Sergeant.
(In soft voice) Attention Ponies.
She doesn't shem so bad.
(Clears Throat) Ahem.
(In man voice) You all are about to be sent to France,
to fight on the battlefield on World War I,
which was actually called the great war
because we didn't know we'd have more than one war.
But now that we do, It just makes it less confusing
to the movie going public.
You got that?
What's a movie?
I can't bear the thought of Pinky all alone in this World War I.
I know what I have to do--
go to France and save her.
To France!
Every pony be quiet,
the enemy's just over that hill.
Ok, so I know we were gonna fight whoever's over there,
and that's a great plan,
really, I love the fighting plan,
but I was thinking, what if, just go with me,
we don't fight
and instead I give them this nice cake,
(Explosion)
Too late, they see us.
Who?
This is World War I, who do you think?
The Unicorns.
Unicorns, attack!
Us guys, attack also.
(Splat)
Pinky Pie: How is that even possible?
All right, there was a little more ocean
in between England and France than I thought.
Now, how do I save Pinky?
Of course, I'm in france,
It's a Spielberg movie.
I know who I can call.
At last. With this clue we can solve the secret of the unicorn.
Tintin, stop whatever boring adventure you're doing
and come with me.
My adventures aren't boring.
Ok, fine.
They're European.
(Screaming) AAAHHHHH!
(Thuds) Agh! My leg.
Any last words, Pony?
Yeah, any last words!
Pinky Pie? But you're on my side.
Am I? Honestly,
I get confused.
I mean, we all look alike,
they're our colors.
And we all just want to learn about Friendship.
So why are we fighting?
Unicorn!
Don't do that.
I have a name.
No. That Unicorn.
(All Screaming)
Pinky Pie, Tintin and I are here to rescue you.
Tintin?
And I through Pinky Pie was a dopey name.
No one needs to be rescued.
Because Ponies and Unicorns are at peace.
The crystal scepter is back in the golden city
and World War I is over.
Are you sure this is the story of World War I?
Yes, because it is the sequel,
World War II,
That has the peacocks and the dolphins.
I think.
Ain't history grand?