This outta be good.
[ Screams ]
Now, this last entry was a little disturbing.
[ Screams ]
''The gloves are off, God.''
''God has taken my bird and my bush.''
[ Continues Groaning ] God is a mean kid with a magnifying glass.
''Smite me, O mighty smiter!''
Now, l'm not much for blaspheming, but that last one made me laugh.
Are you spying on me?
- Who are you? - l'm the one.
-Huh? -Creator of the Heavens and the Earth, Alpha and Omega.
Oh, l see where this is going.
Bruce, l'm God.
Bingo! Yahtzee! Is that your final answer?
Our survey says, ''God!'' Bing, bing, bing, bing, bing!
Well, it was nice to meet you, God. Thank you for the Grand Canyon,
and good luck with the apocalypse.
Oh, and by the way, you suck!
You know what would've been a little more impressive, though?
lf you hadn't used the cheesy file cabinet illusion.
Anybody with a brain stem can tell that that drawer...
is being fed through the wall from the other side.
All you have to do is find the crease, right around here.
There is a seam here... or a hollow spot.
[ Solid Thud ]
Where? Through the drywall and concrete?
[ Gasping ] Okay. That is a good one. That is a good one.
- Okay. How many fingers am l holding up? - Now, Bruce.
Thou shalt not tempt the Lord--
If you can't do it man, that's cool. Three, two, four, nine, six
Eight. One.
Okay. How many now?
- Seven. - Aha!
[ Yelps ]
[ Gasps ] You've been doing a lot of complaining about me Bruce.
And quite frankly, l'm tired of it.
Don't come near me. Seriously. When l'm backed into a corner, l'm like a wild animal.
l don't wanna hurt you, but l will, out of instinct.
You haven't won a fight since grade five, and that was against a girl.
Yeah, but she was huge. She had been held back.
And the sun was in your eyes. Oh, there you go.
ln a way, l brought you here to offer you a job.
Job? What job? My job.
You think you can do it better, so here's your chance.
When you leave this building, you will be endowed with all my powers.
[ Scoffs ] Whatever you say, pal.