-Nuh-uh. No way. Not doing it.
-But Orange, you've got to.
The fans really, really want more Ask Orange.
-Tough luck, chicken-butt. I'm all done with that.
Besides, the only question they ever ask is...
-(announcer) "Dear Orange, is Marshmallow a boy or a girl,
for heaven's sake?"
-Oh, come on, that's not true.
Sometimes they ask things like...
-(announcer) "In Looney Tunes, is Tweety a boy or a girl?"
-Not helping, Pear. -Fine.
But I guess that means you'll never get to answer this one.
-(announcer) "I bet you can't burp your name!"
-Challenge accepted.
-(announcer) Get ready for Ask...
-[burps]: Orange. [laughs]
-(announcer) "Hey Orange, if you had $100, what would you do?"
-Whoo boy, that's a tough question.
I guess I'd probably
make it rain! [laughs, cash register dings]
Either that or I'd have him make my dinner.
-[French accent]: Oh-ho! The dinner is almost ready.
It's gonna be-- [screaming]
-(announcer) Pinkie Pie! asks, "Hey Orange, are you a brony?"
I don't know what you're talking about, Pinkie Pie!
-(announcer) "Can you say, 'Coleman is awesome'?"
-Coleman is awesome!!! AAH!!!
-(announcer) "Hey Orange, will you play Batman Arkham Organs?"
-Ew. That's the grossest question I've ever "spleen."
[laughs]
-(announcer) Craig asks, "Why does Pear hate Shocktober?"
-Pear, you want to handle this one?
-Gee, let me count the ways:
nudists,
zombies,
honey badgers,
werewolves,
chainsaws,
and creepy body swapping.
[Pear groans] I freaking hate Shocktober.
-(announcer) "Why are dog?"
-Well, that question makes my brain hurt. Next!
-(announcer) "I demand not to be featured
on Annoying Orange Ask Orange #9!"
-Neverrr!
-(announcer) "I lost my chocolate bar. Can Squash help?"
-Nah, you didn't lose him. He's right there.
-[chuckles] Hey, Lab Leah,
where'd you go? [squash!]
-Eww! I've got cocoa butt!
-(announcer) "The bad piggies plot revenge
and steal all the water balloons from the world
and destroy the water balloons factory
so you have to repair the water balloons factories
and kill the bad piggies to get all the water balloons back
and happy again yay."
[record scratches] -Umm...
-(announcer) "Hey Orange, I love your show,
especially when it involves music videos.
Do you think you can put your top songs on CD?"
-Well, I don't know what a CD is,
but all our super-cool songs
are available for download on iTunes.
Look at the link below!
-(announcer) "Misfortune of Ned needs its own channel."
-Nah, come on, Vivian.
There's plenty of room for everybody here.
We've even got more brand-new shows coming out next year,
starting with the solo adventures
of everybody's favorite fluffyface, Marshmallow!
-Yay! Can me has my own channel now?
-[growls]
-(announcer) Angel asks, "Do you like to be a nightmare?"
-Nightmare? What makes you think I'm a nightmare...
-[screams in terror]
Oh, I just had the worst nightmare ever.
-[buzzing] You want to talk about it?
-[screaming]
-What? Was it something I said?
-Welp, that's all we got for now
but leave a question below for next time. Till then...
SWEET DREAMS! [laughs maniacally]
No seriously, I hope you sleep really well.
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[laughs] Knife!